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Grrl Power #1126 - Don't tug on Maxima's hair…
🕑 Added 2023-02-09 11:00:03 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
Salesgirl: Hello and welcome to SuperMart, how can I help you?
Maxima: Yes, I need a hair tie that can withstand at least 300 gravities.
Salesgirl: I see. Can your hair withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: It can.
Salesgirl: Goodness. I don't suppose you need a hairbrush that can withstand hair that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: Huh, I hadn't thought about that. Sure, why not?
Salesgirl: And perhaps some hairspray with similar characteristics?
Maxima: My question is how would you get that out of your hair?
Salesgirl: I... hmm. I have no idea. It's mostly a mix of epoxy and kevlar. I suppose there might be a solvent?
Maxima: I think that kind of solvent would work equally well on the hair itself.
Salesgirl: Yes, perhaps that would be something you would give as a gift first. To a mortal enemy. Anything else you might need? Perhaps a bra that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: There's no way a bra like that would be comfortable.
Salesgirl: It is technically a tungsten titanium alloy form-fitted cuirass.
Maxima: Well I suppose you wouldn't have to worry about casual jiggles* while going down the stairs in that.
Salesgirl: You do not.
Maxima: I also can't decide if that would be easier or harder for your boyfriend to get off of you while en route to second base.
Salesgirl: That would depend on whether or not he is equipped with metal shears.
*NSFW link, if you somehow didn't guess that from context.
Comments
AlpineBob
Gravity - the magnetic powers that work on EVERYTHING!
Jonathan Hamilton
This is going to be interesting....his choice to keep closing the distance to attack may be what Max uses against him. Can she make a 'bomb' like we saw her use on the tank during the powers demonstration and boost her defense enough to survive said blast at the same time? If so then she could take another one of those hits and detonate when he is in close. That assumes the surrounding structure can survive that blast...God nothing analysis paralysis in combat.
