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Grrl Power #1133 - Powah overwhelming
🕑 Added 2023-03-06 11:01:02 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
Why would you not wear waterproof eyeliner? Honestly, I'm asking. Unless you're about to film the kind of film that involves a lot of gagging, if you know what I mean. Maybe it's easier to apply or something? But then it gets fucked up if you yawn too hard or have allergies - or wash your hands and then touch your face, I assume. I've obviously never worn the stuff.
Varia is an insufferable, well, variable. If you're going to attack Arc-SWAT, she's not insurmountable to plan for if you observe her gestalt interactions with the rest of the team. What you can't plan for is what happens when she gets her hands on any of your henchmen. Got a thousand henchmen? She's got a thousand powers. Granted, most of those powers will be stuff like "The proportional olfactory senses of a sparrow," or the ability to change the color orange into the color black. Limited applications for that. But if she gets the power to change any color into any other color, well, you're in for a headache at a minimum, and good luck hunting for her when she turns every single surface inside your base into the same digital camouflage pattern. Hair, skin, uniforms and the surfaces of every computer monitor screen included.
Yeah, you could put her into some sort of tear-proof... I dunno, like one of those titanium chainmail anti shark suits and weld the gloves on and include some sort of hood and make her drink through one of those tiny coffee stirring straws. That way she couldn't touch anyone. Oh, or one of those onesie footie pajamas with an integrated beekeeper hat, only it's all made out of kevlar or something.
Comments
Ray
Just put her into a giant hamster ball for the duration of the battle.
AlpineBob
Kind of rude to grab his fist just as he's punching (fistus interuptus?). Shouda just grabbed his ass instead. (Yeah,yeah, he's wearing pants - it's a joke!) I mean, his neck. Yeah, his neck. That works. That way he can continue to do his fisty thing while she does her <i>turf</i>y thing. Or...she grabbed his hand on purpose to keep him from getting tangled up in her lawn bowling. In which case...it sorta sucks for him that she gets a stronger power by touching him than he gets for being him...
