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Grrl Power #1182 - The dark, luxurious arts
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Black honey with gold in it is totally something I can see being put on, I don't know, upscale baklava. Maybe even the saffron, (a subtle earthy-sweet flavor profile with a tinge of bitterness on the tongue with delicate floral and honey notes), and the frankincense (an orange-lime taste.) The myrrh? Maybe not so much. It comes from the Arabic word "murr" for bitter. A tinge of bitterness is okay, especially if it's swamped in sweet. If it tastes like you're chewing on a non-chewable tylenol, then probably don't eat it.
I like Sydney's logic of "it didn't say, so it probably doesn't matter." I mean, maybe? But more likely it's like a recipe for fried eggs not mentioning that you need eggs because everyone knows you need eggs. But honey, to me, does seem like it might have that biological/possibly mana conductive property that occultists seem to get out of blood. But if "it came from a living thing" is the only requirement, then presumably any bodily fluid would work, as well as tree sap or grape juice. Presumably the material used, as Sydney posits, has some effect on the nature of the summoning, and you wouldn't want to summon an Opulence Demon using diaper squeezings. Still, that's a pretty wild swing for Sydney, going all in on those materials without asking anyone about it. I figure that's like a... $2,500 to $3,000 summoning circle, minimum? I have no idea how far you could stretch an ounce of powdered gold mixed in with honey.
Oh, and if you've ever wondered why Sydney's pop culture knowledge extends well beyond her generation, this is why. Honestly it's a little hard to get kids born these days interested in proper, old-ass sci-fi. Some of it holds up, sure, but like O.G. Doctor Who? Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of solid writing, but so much of that stuff is shot like a stage play, with a long segments of dialog shot with minimal cuts, and the special effects are not so special anymore. Especially the chroma-keyed matting. Yikes. Some of that stuff looks like they cut out the matting elements with scissors made of static. That's why Sydney Sr. knew to start Jr. off early on the classics so she didn't grow up spoiled on made for streaming series that cost $58 million per episode. Imagine showing a kid who grows up on stuff like that something like the BBC's I, Claudius. Fairly stellar performances across the board including Patrick Stewart, Brian Blessed and Derek Jacobi, but it's basically a play with a camera aimed at the stage. Yes, the camera is fairly mobile, but you get my point. No "flying on a dragon" POV shots, armies of thousands massing for attack, or for that matter, backgrounds that aren't literally theater backdrops.
Comments
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
Okay, I know Johnny Carson. I just never found him funny, so I rarely watched. My go-to's for late-night funny was Benny Hill and Dave Allen.
John C Butler
Johnny Carson, more specifically, his Karnak the Great routine. He would hold an envelope to his forhead, "predict" the punch line, then open the envelope and read the joke. The longest sustained laugh the Tonight Show ever had was a Karnak the Great bit. "The sound of a sheep exploding. " opnes envelope "sis boom baa." The laugh from the audience started and kept going as people slowly got it and by the end everyone was cracking up.
akrasia
Johnny Carson, legendary host of late night TV
Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
I'm 56 and have no idea what Sydney is referencing right now.
akrasia
Heh, when I saw the term 'black honey', I thought of 'mad honey', which is actually a thing. Could have been a more interesting transport... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayanotoxin
We need to see a Gwen pinup at some point I don't remember ever seeing one
Timothy Mayfield
I once saw a car on Bonneville Salt Flats covered in gold leaf. A '61 Corvette, I think. The owner said it was about an ounce and a quarter. You can pound pure gold ridiculously thin.
eddi_TBH
Mission: Impossible had a bigger budget. The Trek prop crew raided their trash for leftovers. A lot of the wall plumbing in the halls is Styrofoam filler from boxes with a nice paint job.
Marc Vun Kannon
Took me a while to realize she was talking about Johnny Carson, and his Amazing Karnak routine. I remember he broke my mother up with 'Timbuktu', and the card read 'what comes after timbukone?' I'm wondering what could be the answer for the question Sydney's imagining.
Eric Loken
I like to say that old school sci-fi (Star Trek for example) often had an episode effects budget lower than my mothly mortgage payment. The BBC was probably lower than what I used to pay for rent 30 years ago. While an exaggeration, it's not by far. The BBC is a public broadcaster, so they had to work on pretty slim budgets. And sci-fi was often looked down upon by the commercial network execs who just wanted to show sports and melodramas, so they only gave anything else money with extreme reluctance.
