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Grrl Power #1188 - Uncommon frame of reference
🕑 Added 2023-09-14 10:00:05 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
Being a haberdasher in heavily demon populated areas would be interesting work. Cause of the horns. I'm saying hats would be almost entirely bespoke. Sure, hats that have baseball cap-like adjustable thingies for temple horns would cover like, 30% of hat needs, but that only assumes that the rest of their head is head shaped and not pointy or ridgey or covered in quills. Granted the quill guy probably won't be wearing a hat under most circumstances. I guess a straw hat would work if you were real careful about threading the quills in the straw gaps. I guess quill guy could just wear one of those accounting caps that's just brim but no actual hat.
In demon gym class you have to climb the corpse chain without knocking off any of the corpses, then ring the bell. Nowadays, in the "not so violent and horrible" era of post-astral influence, the corpses are usually simulated, and all the grandpa demons are like "back in my day you had to hunt and kill your own corpses, then string them onto the chain before you were allowed to climb it dagnabbit." All while ignoring the fact that 7 out of 10 of his classmates died before graduating because of all the literal backstabbing. Also front stabbing. Clubbing from various angles, even the occasional assassination via holy water in the bidet.
In succubus gym class, "ringing the bell" at the top of the rope climb means something fairly different. The fact is that at any given moment, someone in Succubus Finishing School is having an orgasm. Which sounds fun, granted, but that's often preceded by an Ultraviolet level of week-long blue balls. At least in the advanced classes. Yeah, being a succubus's study partner seems great until you're tied to her bed begging her to use the feather just one more time.
Comments
fox5s
Also poker flavored. I definitely remember Data wearing one in most of the poker scenes in TNG.
Aaron Mauthe
Dave. Dave. Buddy. Pal. A VISOR. You’re talking about a VISOR man, and they come in flavors other than accountant. Like volleyball, and tennis.
eddi_TBH
Hopefully Parfait has better manners.
Deltarno
Methinks the blue orb will be better protection than that pillow if she starts spitting out the pheromones, Halo.
Alessandro
lol at the Doom background :D
Jared Juetten
Why is Sydney in the last panel SO DAMNED FINE?! Sydney is waifu material and I don't care what anyone else says.
Edward Brady
OMG Holy water in the bidet. That would be the end of a demon in more ways than one.
