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Grrl Power #1221 - Nought all, AKA Succubus Soccer
🕑 Added 2024-01-08 11:00:21 +0000 UTCThank you for the support! You guys are awesome!
When one of Parfait's spells backfires, it really backfires.
Imagine plunging the depths of a dungeon, fighting monsters after monster, each one worse than the last (which in my opinion is a poor way to protect your treasure. I mean, put the hardest monsters on the top floor so the heroes can't level up as they progress. Like, duh.) Anyway, you slog your way through to the final treasure chest and carefully open it to reveal a gold-enameled grimoire. But the list of spells is like, Progressive Mummification (which sounds impressive and like a horrible way to kill your enemies, but upon further study you realize it just ties people up and gags them. Which is useful, certainly, but not the cataclysmic spell you were hoping for.) Other spells are like Impotence: 20 yard AoE, Tasha's Uncontrollable Dirty Talk, Sphere of ASMR, Cone of Tickling, Cantrip: 101 Sure-Fire Pick-Up Lines, Curse: 101 Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Drink Thrown in Your Face (which might not be a curse if you cast it on a penniless dwarf, who can then wring the drinks out of their beard and into their trusty stein), Power Word: Orgasm, Induce Heat in Animals, Induce Heat in Humanoids, Induce Heat in Dragons (warning: do not cast this spell if you are alone with the dragon - I mean unless you're into that. No judgement. Just saying, be prepared.)
And you're like, "Shit! It's a succubus's spellbook!"
Actually most of those spells would be fairly useful in certain situations... quite a few situations, really, but you find a fancy grimoire and you probably hoping for stuff like Wish, Time Ravage, or Meteor Swarm or something.
Comments
Torabi
Dabbler's earring gives her 135% resistance to debuffs, according to page 559.
akrasia
...would using that magic tickle on a clitoris generate power that a succubus could take? Are there succubus rules about forcing people to serve as sexual charging stations?
furry
I wonder how this world handles enchanted clothes, or resistances on clothes, or some such. (Clothes/gear/baubles) Because I would think getting clothes that has some resistances to getting co opted/controlled/changed by some one or something else would be a REALLY good idea. I doubt a college? jacket would have those tho normally, and Parafait may be to young to have gotten any yet, or just not have such gear with her. (cost may be a thing too perhaps) Then yet again, would that kind of gear be counted as cheating, involving gadgets/enchants/props in a duel?
