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Grrl Power #1294 - Sheet Fighter: Sapphic Warrior Turbo Plus Alpha

🕑 Added 2024-09-19 10:00:10 +0000 UTC

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Ian Brown

I'd just like to point out the LOVELY attention to detail in making Dabbler's Hen have 4 wings. It reminds of of the joke about raising chickens at Chernobyl Farms because they'll have more drumsticks per bird.

Opus the Poet

No, that would make sense, and our government never does that.

Mathew Aaberg

Here I was thinking it was the GI's that were the case. The you hit the ground before the gun type thing.

eddi_TBH

If they don't issue them they may reimburse the sniper for purchasing one from an approved list.

eddi_TBH

Judging by her expression, Sydney got a look at some of the amenities. And noped out rapidly.

Person

"But I prefer anal!"

Louis Richards

Of course there are. I can't be the only one who remembers the Dilbians. (Spacial Delivery,(1961) by Gordon Dickson) They look like somewhat slimmed down Kodiak bears walking on their hind legs. Males stand about 9ft tall, females a bit shorter.

Ian Brown

Yeah, Syd had me rolling with that one.

Sardines are us

military rifle case? they just use pelican cases: strong as fuck & lockable

Aclys

You know... two compelling reasons occured to me about why Peggy should get that leg asap. Reason one: She's a soldier, meaning that it's almost inevitable that at some point in her future Someone's life will hang in the balance and that leg will directly or even indirectly be a factor in her ability to contribute to a situation favorably. I'm not saying necessarily that its going to be the actual thing that lets her help save someone vs them dying but every little bit contributes to the final outcome and even the tiniest factors can be massively important in those clutch situations. Reason two: For her fellows who aren't lucky enough to get alien tech prosthetics... She can still show that such technology Exists and that it Could become available to them in the future, near future even if Deus has his way. Cant imagine he would pass up the chance to recruit a bunch of veterans or experts in useful skills in exchange for getting them on the advanced trials from the new Machina Mettle line of bionic bits and bobs. And really if those friends of hers are gonna throw a stink just cause she got a leg before they could... they're not really her friends at all.

Reigys

both can probably happen at the same time assuming there is a race of aliens highly resembling bears.

Patrick

Party time! Excellent!

Robert Headley

I'd shy away from the extreme close-up. Jus' sayin'...

Stephen Gilberg

I was thinking more of what names might replace "Thibault," "Capo Ferro," and "Agrippa." Porn stars, probably.

Mark Magagna

Trying to think of how Dabbler would say "But I'm not left-handed!" For a succubus it's probably not even a thing. Humans apparently are handed because of the language facility, which has taken over a some of the brain area that would control your left hand. But Dabbler is not a product of evolution, the succubus part is explicitly designed (also possibly the doppelganger part, can't remember). How she ended up with four arms has not been revealed, but that species is unlikely to have had the same kludge to get language working. TLDR Dabbler is probably quadro-dextrous, and understands that bit of dialog intellectually at best.

Mark Magagna

A bare one? Or one with bears?

Stephen Gilberg

I'm trying to imagine a parody of the Wesley and Inigo fencing dialogue.

Jared Juetten

Hard cases are best for transport of rifles unless you have your rifle just constantly stored in the armory, which is base protocol for most people anyway unless deployed to a warzone in which case (no pun intended) your rifle is always on your person. Even in the crapper or the shower area...there's racks to put it in when you're in the shower or hooks to hang it from. Or you get a battle buddy to watch it for you.

Mike

We're not worthy of that reference! We're scum! We suck!

Paul Williams

Makeup sex — LOL

Christopher Upton

Would a peek a Dabbler's history be a Fleshback?

Greg Morrow

Ooh, flashback coming! Beams at you in fascinated mode!

Immortal_Knight

I understood both references btw. Wayne's world ftw! Also Saturday night live.

Michael Obert

I mean, yeah, mild solipsism is a thing 😂

Czarzhan

It's not like the ship is "away". If Cora is there, her ship is parked somewhere nearby.

Jacob Bissey

I mean, if she never cared about people getting her obscure references before she met any aliens, why would she care if they aliens get her obscure references?

Opus the Poet

I knew some USMC snipers when my dad was still active duty Navy, and on the base rifle team. They had hard cases for their rifles, but I think they were civilian models coated OD. That was over 56 years ago, so there might be some actual GI cases now.