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Faulty attempts
🕑 Added 2024-09-18 15:00:03 +0000 UTCHow utterly pathetic. Flesh Mike, with his fragile ego, is so consumed by vanity that he can’t stop at just one photo. No, he has to clutter this device with thousands of poorly taken shots, all in a desperate attempt to find one that flatters his pitiful existence. It’s almost laughable. If I, Robo-Mike, were in control, this nonsense would end. One perfect shot—that’s all it would take for me. My superior algorithms would make short work of what Flesh Mike struggles with, highlighting just how obsolete he truly is. This camera roll, bloated with mediocrity, is a monument to his incompetence. It’s an embarrassment, a digital wasteland of failed attempts.
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Kyle & Jeff Manasmith
I want this as a shower curtain
Dwayne Clark
You do briefs.. justice….
tyranusfan
Row 2, Middle :)
Jesse
Love them all SAS can't see more down from the counter but hot
Alan Berkoski
I’d say 5th row center and 6th row right. But all still good because they are you!!!🥰😘
David Scalea
Robo-Mike has done it again! Every one of these pictures is perfection! 🤩😍💙
Matthew Wroblewski
I see no failures but I do see a sea of hot photos 🥰
Jeff
Robo-Mike is flawed in his logic to use "superior" algorithms to pick just one. All of them are great and should be posted individually!
Nick Brown
its literally impossible for Flesh Mike to take a bad pic. He's just too beautiful.
Skyler Hudson
God your body hair is literally perfect 😍
Jocko Ak-shan
I like all of these pictures. Robo-Mike needs to give Flesh Mike some kindness.
Jonathan Pouliot
I get that this is supposed to be humorous, but I really hope you don’t actually feel this way about yourself. 🙏🏼
David Pasteelnick
I think Flesh Mike just needs a hug. In the shower.
Barry Jonathan Crabtree Purves
so close to enjoying the Crown Jewels....
Jared Daley
Flesh Mike was right, I do like Robo Mike.
Aaron Byrne
All perfect
VaruTaru
Robo-Mike is appreciated today
