michaelhamm
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All I want for Christmas…
🕑 Added 2025-12-12 23:32:45 +0000 UTCOK, I have to post these pictures because a little while back I was talking about how I didn’t have an ass and that seemed to shock quite a few people. I wanted to find proof, but when I didn’t have an ass, I would never take pictures of it because it wasn’t a really flattering, well, I dug back in the archives, and I found a side on photo that really shows that I was not working with much back there! Plus, it seems timely because there is a Christmas tree in the picture!
Oh and a bonus grump hamm cause I could not get the phone timer to work properly. I took these back when I was living in New Zealand for a year… Which I’m now realizing is probably a thing not a lot of people know that I did…
Anyway, yeah, back when I was 21 I took off on a trip to New Zealand for a year and spent the majority of it travelling up and down the islands and working at various restaurants and pizza shops, and cafés. I didn’t really have a reason for going other than I wanted to get away from home and when I looked at a map, New Zealand was the furthest place away from home. I really fell in love with that country and I hope that someday I get a chance to go back and reconnect.
So yeah, no ass! Crazy!
Comments
Cameron Houser
Merry Christmas - Kinda shitty you abruptly decided to retire the membership that I've been paying you every month for over 3 years, good luck.
Michael Hamm
Me too! It’s so surreal to have these photos on my phone that no one’s ever seen because… I’ve just never felt the need to share them until now
Michael Hamm
We’re not worthy! No one is worthy.
Michael Hamm
And just what you get! X
Michael Hamm
I could fly the pizza to you and I’m sure it would still be cheaper than ordering it on Uber Eats lol
Michael Hamm
🐶
Michael Hamm
If it helps I was 22 lol
Michael Hamm
I was obsessed!
Michael Hamm
Just a little guy!
Michael Hamm
Whoops. Sorry about that
Jared Ellis
Michael I’m at work sir! Now I’m horny *sobs*
Tom W.
Awww it's twinky hammy ! XD
Jared Martin
New Zealand’s a beautiful country!
PJ Carambia
This pic is very hot but makes me feel weird at the same time. On the positive side you really should recreate this briefs and high tops look.
Jesse
Sexy hunk woof
Steve V.
Now I know you can make a good pizza. Maybe one day you'll deliver haha
Daxin Totten
Just what I wanted!!!!
TerribleJedi
A butt glow-up worthy of Heated Rivalry
Gavin Lowe
I love when you share these little anecdotes and pics from the Hamm archive
