381. Armageddon Criterion Closet (w/ Isaac Simpson
🕑 Added 2025-03-19 20:29:37 +0000 UTCVery Irrésistible by Givenchy (2005) +
Michael Bay's The Rock (1996) and Armageddon (1998)
with Isaac Simpson of The Carousel
3/19/25 S7E18
Comments
Kitty Lunacy
Isaac is absolutely right, the Trump triumph is a kulak movement. Kulaks are the salt of the earth, and that is why the Commies hate them. Always love to see someone who was raised in an ultra-left environment get based. <3
Kitty Lunacy
Oh this is soooo true. Women on-screen in the 90s and 2000s were gorgeous. The Claire Forlanis of the world need a resurgence in this decade.
Kitty Lunacy
Fabulouso = Illegal Immigrant House White Genocide! Will steer clear!
Kitty Lunacy
Blue Rose Dumb Bitch Juice love the description! <3
Kitty Lunacy
Always love waiting for Jack throw down beautiful thoughts and words like the tablet of Ten Commandments from the cozy TPN mountaintop. <3
Madonna Ciccone Aleksandra Lois Kaputovich Schvitzamere
It’s pagan po weh treeh
Jake
“Well…any concluding thoughts?” Saddest words in all of podcastry
No
Oh wild Isaac System on. I used to listen to Not A Huge Fan.
Bryan
The stranglehold that ‘I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing’ had on me as a 9-10 year old boy. I was obsessed. Still one of my favorite songs of all time. One of the greatest ever recorded and I’ll die on that hill!
Andrea
The only criterion closest episode that felt somewhat sincere to me was the colin quinn one
Patrick
Also nostalgic for real terrorism
auhin4
Great episode
D
“I wanna name her Dottie, after my wife. She’s a vicious life-sucking bitch, from which there is no escape.” My Dad and I used to laugh our asses off at that when I was like 12. Still makes us crack up to this day. Great episode, boys.
DW
Good episode but I'm shocked that Deep Impact, Armageddon's twin impact disaster movie didn't get a mention
Sash
I love that CEO scene too and I love everything Mike White does including TPN appearances
Sash
I agree about the dicks, it’s a total let down Jacob Isaacs being the most recent disappointment
Sash
I watched Armegeddon so much as a kid…true cinema!