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Biker Picks Up Street Bike (Extras)
🕑 Added 2023-03-22 00:47:39 +0000 UTCHe picked up the motor-bike like it was a toy, it's engine still running. I watched with amazement as he started bringing his powerful arms together and with a metallic groan of protest, the bike's frame began to contort. He hugged the cycle closer, bringing his bulging muscular arms together and slowly crushing the machine between them. With a final sputter, the engine died. In a few moments, he had compressed the motorcycle into a compact sphere about the size of a grapefruit - other than a few stray bolts and strips of rubber that had fallen to the hard-packed desert ground. He smiled then, as he threw that crushed ball into the sky. I never saw where it came down - if indeed, it ever did.
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S Munson
🚫🔇🔕🚭🚷🚯🚳🚱🔞📵❗
Pratev
And it all happens to be true! So, in a future post (that is up now) you can see that sometimes Dmitri's eyes glow the same color blue as Cherenkov radiation.
S Munson
😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You cracked me up with alla that!!! 🤣😂 I'm sorry But I did learn something, Cherenkov 😎
Pratev
German, old thing. The correct spelling is Dummkopf. Dumm = dumb and kopf = head, literally a "dumbhead" or a fool (which is what "durok" means, btw). Koff doesn't mean anything in Russian as far as I know. "-kov" is often the last part of a Russian surname, like Cherenkov. It only *sounds* like "off" due to final consonant de-vocalization - something that both Russian and Germans do in their respective languages.
S Munson
It's English/Russian slang koff is a Russian adjective.
Pratev
Untrue and wrong language anyway, I don't speak German. Try дурок (durok) instead if you *really* want to.
S Munson
at how dumbkoff I am?
Pratev
That I didn't cry for you?
S Munson
about what???
Pratev
How can you be sure?
S Munson
Oh no you dn't !
Pratev
Ооо, бедняжка, плачу тебе
S Munson
You are making this very hard on my brain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pratev
Also... I wrote a slightly different mini-story for the NSFW version.
S Munson
Okay... That now makes sense because I thought I was too stoned and read alla that wrong. Warn me next time 🙄
Pratev
It wasn't *that* long. I read it again and modified it a bit, akchully..
S Munson
😂 I finally made it all the way through the mini-story!!! 🤣
