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Chapter 19 – “The Trainee with Two Left Feet”
🕑 Added 2025-08-01 13:32:00 +0000 UTCThe new groundskeeper fell over her own mop bucket. Two times.
The first time was in the entrance hall, where her foot hit the rim and sent a wave of soapy water skimming across the old flagstones like a silver tide. The bucket spun in a crazy way, hit the wall, and tipped over with a flourish that would have impressed Flitwick. The second time was three steps later, when she fell into the puddle she had made and flailed her arms like a Quidditch keeper who had lost his broom.
She fell hard and made a lot of noise. A broom handle hit a stairwell railing and bounced off. Her elbow hit a decorative suit of armor, which let out a long metallic groan and then fell to the ground behind her. First-year students ran away like scared puffskeins. A second-year student yelled. A third-year laughed until the mop hit him in the shin on the way down.
And then, in the middle of all the noise, came a sound that no one saw coming:
A laugh.
Very loud. Real. And completely at ease.
The woman was lying flat on her back, wet from the mop water and honorably defeated by gravity. She smiled up at the high ceiling like she had just stuck a perfect landing in front of the Wizengamot.
"Well," she said with a smile, leaning on one elbow and pushing her bubblegum-pink bangs out of her eyes, "that went about as smoothly as a flying cauldron in a windstorm."
Everyone was confused about what to do.
Not her.
She jumped up with a bounce that was both impossible and embarrassing, patted the nearest suit of armor on the back and said, "Sorry, love, that looked painful," and then turned to the students who were there with a smile so bright it almost made the tension go away.
"Hey there!“she said with a chirp. "Smith is my name. Student in Magical Maintenance. Mostly not harmful. "Sometimes upright."
A pause in the music.
Then, as if breaking a spell, a third-year girl snorted. Suhana Birch was crouched by the wall with a chocolate frog in one hand and a sketchpad in the other. She started to laugh so hard that she had to hold her ribs. Even the portraits stopped talking and watched with a mix of amusement and doubt.
It didn't take long.
When "Smith" got her runaway mop back (it tried to crawl away under a bench), the students had already started to show up. Not with fear or sarcasm, but with the kind of quiet awe they usually saved for fireworks or jokes they hadn't been told they weren't supposed to like.
It was clear within five seconds that Smith didn't just fall down. She made it seem like a revolution.
She wasn't as polished as Professor McGonagall, scary like Snape, or mysterious like Dumbledore.
She was a mess in boots and a smile, but somehow, against all odds, she made Hogwarts feel less heavy.
Maybe not safer.
But not as alone.
And at that exact moment, "Smith" was already doing her job. Her hair was slowly changing from pink to lilac, her boots were making a squelching sound with every step, and she was holding a mop that was moving like a stubborn Niffler.
Just not the job that everyone thought she had.
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She was able to catch her balance just in time to avoid crashing into the Barnabas the Barmy tapestry, which would have been her third fall before noon. With the calmness of someone who had nothing left to lose, she straightened up and pushed a mop handle up like it was a battle flag. She smiled so broadly that it could have been in Zonko's ads and said:
"Sarah Smith! Trainee in magical maintenance. But please, for the love of Merlin, common sense, and what's left of my pride, just call me Smith.
She tried to salute.
It was, in a technical sense, a sign. In real life, it turned into an explosion of dropped keys, scattered parchment, and the sudden flight of a well-meaning but treacherous feather duster that shot into the rafters like a scared owl. Her bag broke completely and spilled its contents at her feet: a sock that didn't match, two broken quills, and what looked like a half-eaten Honeydukes bar wrapped in a crossword puzzle.
There was a moment of stunned silence after that.
The students blinked.
One first-year elbowed another. "Is she kidding?"
The other person shook their head. "I hope not." She’s the best thing I’ve seen all week.”
The professors, who were all nearby for a patrol changeover, gave each other long-suffering looks. Professor Sinistra sighed through her nose. Sprout said something that sounded a lot like "At least she's happy." Even Hooch, who is usually hard to impress, smiled slightly into her tea.
Filch glared over the top of his mop cart like a living thundercloud from the shadows.
He grumbled, "Another bloody disaster in pink boots."
"I heard that!" Smith called out happily, holding up a rogue cleaning sponge like a wand. "Thanks a lot. I really like them. You know, wizard orthopaedic.
"Supportive and dramatic."
Filch made a noise like a deflating cauldron and rolled away, mumbling to himself about standards, sanity, and "the good old days when the help didn't sparkle."
Smith winked at the crowd, then knelt down to get her things. The parchment crackled, the keys jingled, and she never stopped smiling.
But there was something sharper in her eyes than the mop water and funny timing. A brief moment of quiet watching. The way she kept track of every hallway. Every wand arm. Every door that didn't close all the way to the frame. Her laugh was so bright it could blind you, but her eyes were always working.
And "Smith," whoever she really was, had just entered the castle with one job: to make that lopsided grin and those messy boots go away.
Make them laugh.
Get them to look away.
And while they did—
She would be keeping an eye on everything.
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She had too many badges on her cloak. They weren't official ones, but strange things she had collected over the years, like a smiling mushroom that blinked every now and then, a pin that said "Wand Safety is Sexy," and what might have once been part of a Muggle bottle opener turned into something that was a little inappropriate. They made noise when she walked, each one a distraction, a deflection—a way to drown out the silence where questions might be.
It looked like bubblegum had children with a lightning storm in her hair. It was a shocking pink color with streaks of lilac and electric blue. It curled and flickered as if it were reacting to static in the air. It would sometimes spark when she sneezed. One student said that when she got upset, it changed shape completely.
And what about her boots? A disaster of a person. One jingled, one buzzed softly, and one whistled at boys who walked by. The charms were bright, clunky, and half-scuffed. People didn't believe her.
That was the point.
Because Sarah Smith, a trainee at Magical Maintenance, didn't look like a spy.
She seemed like a joke.
A klutz.
A funny character who makes a story that is too dark for its own good.
But wasn't that the best part? The art. The trick of the hand.
She tripped over her own mop, dropped her keys at least once in every hallway, and had a scary habit of talking to the paintings like they were old friends, which, in more than one case, they were. But even with all the chaos and color, her wand was always close by. When no one was looking, her eyes were sharp as flint and always moving, not nervously but methodically. Figuring out.
She didn't look for dirt.
She looked for cracks in the wards.
She didn't cut corners.
She drew maps of blind corners.
She didn't talk behind people's backs.
She paid attention.
She could feel every ghost, every charm, and every hallway she walked through. Followed them. Like a conductor who hears a wrong note in an invisible orchestra, they put away every inconsistency in the magic.
And while the students laughed and some of the professors rolled their eyes and said things like "the Dumbledore hiring circus performers now, she watched. She got it."
Because no one ever thought the clown in pink boots would do that?
She was getting ready for battle.
Behind every trip, every laugh that was too loud, and every dramatic
"Oopsie!"That was Tonks—no, Smith—calculating, along with a fallen mop or a tripped-over bench.
Not the kind of math that an Auror in disguise would do. There were no notebooks or telltale parchment trails. A series of mistakes that were so chaotic and ridiculous that no one thought to ask what her eyes were really following while her feet were flying.
Because there was a grid behind the smile.
There was precision behind the pratfall.
She didn't have bad memory when she "accidentally" swept the same hallway twice; she was scouting. She drew a map of the wards' shimmer and shiver, paying attention to how some spells seemed to be off by a beat, as if they were holding their breath. There was a faint pulse under her boots and a flicker in the magic that was woven into the walls.
She stopped the longest at the stairs that flickered too quickly. Their changes were no longer playful; they were anxious, as if they were trying to avoid something. At that point, she didn't smile. She just squinted and made a mental note. Landing on the third floor. The east wing. The hum there wasn't Hogwarts. It was something that wanted to be.
And she also kept an eye on the staff.
Professor Vector stayed by the west wall for a long time after lunch. The small twitch in Sprout's wand hand as she walked by the greenhouses. McGonagall's voice sounded tired when she thought no one was listening. Flitwick's wards were even starting to stack up redundancies—too many charms overlapping too tightly, as if he was getting ready for something he didn't want to name.
She let them think less of her.
Let them roll their eyes as she struggled with a cursed feather duster or yelled hello to the Bloody Baron like he was an old friend. That was okay. That was the cover.
Tonks was watching everything, even though it was silly, with bubblegum hair, clinking boots, and an overstuffed charm belt.
Seeing the walls move.
Listening to the stones talk to each other.
Watching the magic that was supposed to keep these kids safe flicker at the edges like a candle that is too close to an open window.
She thought one night, as the torches lit themselves in the hallway just a half-second too late, that this castle forgets the dark too easily.
And as she swept with her mop, which had a wand hidden in the handle and was drawing faint sigils that no one could see, she made a vow to herself:
Let them have a laugh.
But she'd be ready when the shadows finally came knocking. Even if Hogwarts wasn’t.
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Ellie thought that Smith, whose full name was Sarah Smith but no one ever used it, might be the best adult ever made.
Not because she was neat. No, she wasn't. She had somehow managed to get mud on three staircases and into a tapestry before lunch. And not because she was wise in that twinkly, Dumbledore way. Smith's advice was like picking between Bertie Bott's Beans: it was crazy, sometimes deep, and often used strange metaphors about kneazles.
No, it was because Smith saw her.
Saw her for real.
It first happened late one night in the common room. Most of the older kids had already gone upstairs, where they had only half-finished their homework and lost all their patience. By the fire, a few fifth-graders were arguing about how to spell. The air smelled like ash, parchment, and the ghost of pumpkin pies.
Ellie had been by herself by the far windows, trying to make a dustpan move. In a quiet way. In secret. She whispered to it in careful syllables, hoping it would move to the crumbs she had dropped.
Smith saw her from across the room. She had a bucket in one hand and a mop dragging behind her like a lazy dog.
She didn't yell at Ellie; instead, she gave her a knowing look. A head tilt. Then, with a quick flick of her wand (which was cleverly hidden as the mop handle), she said, "Let's give it a partner, okay?""
The mop shook, then shivered, and then, to Ellie's delight, it spun.
It didn't make things clean. No, not really. It didn't walk; it danced. It jumped, spun, and bowed to the dustpan like they were at a Yule Ball for magical tools. Ellie squealed and took the mop's imaginary hand, spinning her around in dizzy circles on the stone floor. Everyone in the common room laughed.
Smith saw a stage where most professors would have seen a mess: water dripping, bristles flying, and furniture that had been scuffed.
And most importantly, she saw Ellie.
Not as a sidekick. Not as the Professor Lily charge. Not like the little girl who paid too much attention and asked too many smart questions.
But as a person. A smart, wild, and happy person.
Ellie fell next to the mop when it finally fell apart into a pile of bubbles and exhaustion. Her cheeks were red from laughing, and her socks were slippery from soap. Smith fell to the rug next to her in the same clumsy way and whispered as if they were sharing top-secret Ministry files:
"You have great rhythm, Miss Ellie." That mop has never been led so well.
Ellie's smile was so big that it almost made her fall over.
At that moment, nothing else mattered. Not dragons. Not wards. Not shadows creeping under stairs. There was only a girl, a mop, and an undercover Auror who, in all her ridiculousness with her pink hair, dropping keys, and kicking buckets, knew exactly how to make a child feel like the safest, most magical thing in the room.
And later, when Ellie got into bed and whispered spells into her pillow while still giggling to herself, she said with certainty:
"She's not just nice. "She's mine."
And Tonks, who was watching from the hallway as the lights in the common room went out, kept that truth in her heart like a ward stronger than any spell she knew.
She re-waxed the hallway outside the Gryffindor common room at the worst possible time: dinner time, when there were a lot of tired students and short tempers. Someone who wasn't as nice might have called it sabotage. But "Smith"—as she insisted everyone call her with a wink and a stumble—did it with such bright-eyed enthusiasm that no one could say anything.
Not really.
"Be careful!" Highly polished surface ahead—ideal for dramatic exits and less ideal for dignity!" she sang out as Ron slipped and fell into the tapestry of Emeric the Evil.
The floor shone like a mirror under her. Her smile did too. The two smudges of wax on her nose were also there, but she hadn't noticed them or didn't care.
Students complained and smiled. From a hallway away, Filch cursed under his breath. But Smith just leaned on her mop like it was a microphone stand and nodded to the people passing by, as if this was all planned.
And even though there were pratfalls, bad jokes, and cartoon clumsiness, she was always there.
Always right there.
Harry and Hermione came out of the library later that night, tired, with parchment smudged on their clothes, and still whispering about something too serious for teenagers and too hard for bedtime. They saw her kneeling just outside the library doors, fixing a mess of scrolls that had supposedly "attacked her ankles."
“Oh, hello,” she said cheerfully, popping up from the floor with a handful of quills and a small smudge of ink on her cheek that made her look a little guilty.
"I didn't see you there." Yes, I did. But only with one eye, and it's the one that looks bad.
Hermione blinked. "You are... cleaning the hallway. At 10 p.m.?"
Smith looked down, frowned at the pile of scrolls that had somehow turned into a smiley face, and shrugged. "Midnight motivation comes at strange times.
"Besides," she said, giving him a look that was way too sharp to be an accident, "this hallway has a bit of a hum to it tonight." Have you ever felt it? Like the walls are remembering something they don't want to?"
Harry stiffened, but only a little. Hermione squinted her eyes.
But before either of them could say anything, Smith let out a dramatic sigh and dropped one of the scrolls on her own foot.
"Oops. Classic Smith."
She gave them both a smile that was so crooked it was almost a wink. Then she said, "Don't let me keep you," in a way that was way too casual. You know what I mean. Wand close, right? This old place forgets the dark a little too quickly.
Then she turned around, her arms full of parchment and a mop tucked under one arm like a crooked violin. She walked down the hall, humming something that sounded like jazz but was more like a memory.
Harry saw her leave.
Hermione's eyebrows came together in a thoughtful and quiet way.
"She's been everywhere lately," she said.
Harry nodded. "Yes."
He didn't say it out loud because he wasn't sure how, but the feeling came over him like a song he half-remembered: maybe Smith wasn't really clumsy. That the falls and flourishes might have been planned. A mask. Someone who was watching much more closely than she ever let on did a misdirection act.
That maybe she wasn't just following them.
She might have been protecting them.
And even if her boots squeaked and her jokes didn't always land, she might have known more about what was going to happen than anyone else in this castle.
Dumbledore might be the only one.
Or Harry himself.
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This time, there is no pratfall.
No mop that blows up. No sneezing at the wrong time and knocking over a bookshelf. No magic that makes a broom dance with you.
Just a hallway.
Just a break.
Only Smith.
She shows up in the quiet time between classes, not busy or performing, but casually leaning against the archway near the third-floor stairwell. Her boots are wet from some imaginary cleaning duty, and her pink hair is muted to a mauve that looks almost thoughtful.
Hermione is the first to see her. She's talking to Harry about their Arithmancy notes when she sees a shadow move at the edge of her vision. Not scary, but something is off. And when she turns, Smith is already coming up with that same lopsided walk, but no smile.
This is not a joke.
No slapstick to get in the way.
Only a look. More sharp than usual. Focused.
Hermione straightens up without thinking.
Smith gives them a shrug that says "whatever," and says something vague about "library ghouls biting her ankles," but Hermione doesn't laugh. Not this time. Something has changed, even though it looks like chaos is going on.
She gives Hermione a piece of parchment that is folded in half and is no bigger than a Chocolate Frog card. The pass-off is quick, hidden by a sneeze and a quill that falls to the floor.
Nobody sees it.
No one sees it.
But Hermione knows right away when it touches her hand.
The way it makes noise. How the castle seems to stop around it.
And when she looks up again, Smith is already gone. She has a broom in one hand and is going down the other stairs like she was never there. The only sign that she had been there was the faint smell of lavender polish and the sound of a mop bucket still shaking at the bottom of the stairs, as if it were a joke that no one remembered.
Hermione waits until the hallway is clear. Then the note opens up.
A single sentence, written in a clear, strong hand:
Harry should keep his wand close at night.
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There is no signature after the letter. No sigil. No seal from the Ministry. That one letter. And the kind of fear that made her want to rearrange the library shelves twice.
She doesn't say anything right away.
When she gives Harry the note, their eyes meet, and she doesn't have to say anything. The air around them feels different. Slanted.
The laughter that had followed Smith everywhere—the joy that spread like wildfire and the welcome absurdity—suddenly seems very far away.
As if it belonged to a different day. A version of their lives that they can't live in anymore.
Harry reads it once. Again.
And doesn't say anything.
But he reaches for his wand in a calm, practiced way,
As if he's done it in his sleep before. Like he might not have ever really put it down.
He folds the note again and puts it in his pocket near his chest, where too many messages have started to live.
Hermione lets out a breath.
The mop bucket falls again at the end of the hall, making a loud, silly, funny noise. A punchline that doesn't have a joke.
But it doesn't happen.
Not this time.
Because something inside Hogwarts has stopped being funny.
And the walls, which used to only whisper spells and secrets, now seem to be listening.
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