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DirtyBits Toy Review - Chance Flared from Bad Dragon With Warm Up
🕑 Added 2022-09-05 12:00:08 +0000 UTCHay! This week I am reviewing my Large Chance Flared from Bad Dragon. This toy is in the 2022 Pisces coloration and a Medium Firmness.
I say it's soft in the review.
At least I'm cute.
I purchased this toy, ready made, in an inventory drop from Bad Dragon. I don't really talk much about Bad Dragon this time around.
This review was recorded live for my patrons who have Discord access (The Nom Tier and up), and I will do something like this every First Thursday of the Month.
This is the full review portion of the stream, including the warm up portion. A slightly longer version of this exists that includes all the opening and closing stream chatter.
Anyway, let's get into it?
Visually
So, part of the reason why I picked this boy up was, I quite like the color combo. Bad Dragon does a variety of limited color combinations over the year, usually one for every astrology sign, among other things. I'm not a Pisces, but... I love some neon green against purple. This toy is a marble pour in a sparkly lavender, a dark purple, and a yellowish neon green. It is UV reactive and I find it quite appealing.
So, this is a Bad Dragon Large. Which means, it is a significant size. The usable length is 12 inches and the circumference of the head is just under 8 inches around.
That's what circumference means, Bits.
Anyway. He's a big boy.
The model itself is a classic equine inspired model, in the flared state. The head is a blunt wide oval shape, with a ridge that is made up of small nubs to give it some fun texture. Once a person is past the ridge, the shaft slims down a couple inches to something a little more manageable. The menial ring is about half way down the shaft, and widens the shaft a roughly half an inch.
The model doesn't have a ton of texture to speak of, although the sculpt has some nice vein details and some big old balls at the bottom to make a heavy base.
He's a stunner.
Usability
I think off the top, I have to comment on the balls. They are large? It makes the base a bit hard to work with, if you are trying to lift and thrust. I'm not going to brag and say that I am strong, but, I found, for the most part, it was more awkward that heavy, but the weight, combined with lube makes them awfully slippery and easy to drop.
Not the first time I've dropped the ball, so, it's okay. Just annoying. I can see it being really difficult to work with if you struggle with hand strength or wrist mobility issues.
They work great as a base, though! Which makes the toy great for sitting on. So, I'm not saying they are bad. They are just heavy and you might want to consider that if this model interests you.
Okay, with that out of the way, I would like to explain the set up:
I needed to do a warm up before attempting this toy. I used Seraceae, Nox, and Pluto to warm up for the Chance. I think Pluto was the biggest struggle out of the entire line up. I think the warm up was a really good idea.
Anyway, usability! He was hard to move around, see: the balls, but he was so freaking intense and good, oh my gosh. The head is very big, once it is in, it is impossible to ignore. It rubs everything. The way the shaft slims down, makes it easier for me to accommodate this toy, which I attribute to, my pussy only wants to stretch one direction at a time. The shaft is still quite girthy, but after the head, it's more agreeable to accommodate.
I found the head put a nice pressure on to the deepest parts of my body. This one hits really deep...
I just feel like the audio speaks way more to the whole experience.
Overall
This toy was a bit easier to take on than I expected! However, I'm going to attribute that, partially, to my very busy week; I also think I did great cause, I tried real hard.
That's besides the point.
I enjoyed this toy! It's a lot! More than I expected? And it is quite extreme. I'm not sure how it would go just jumping onto this toy without some prep and warm up, but, for a slightly longer play session, this was a really fun end goal to work towards.
And I just did it all for the clout, so, the fun was just extra joy on top of the whole experience.
I have hidden knowledge that only few possess.....
I better post all about it on the internet...
Thanks for listening! Don't forget to hydrate! Bye!
