Alex Bale
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8 SB mini theory titles and descriptions
🕑 Added 2023-11-18 21:24:50 +0000 UTCI already shared this image on twitter and YouTube teasing the SB mini theory topics ill be covering, but I'll actually share the names and descriptions of the theories just for you patrons:
#1. THE IMAGINATION THEORY: How is there fire underwater? Is there more to SpongeBob’s cartoon logic? This theory fundamentally changes the show almost as much as my television theory.
#2. THE SKELETON THEORY: Why are there so many mini human skeletons all over Bikini Bottom?
#3. THE MRS. PUFF THEORY PART 2: Who was Mrs. Puff's original student? Why was her husband really in Shell City?
#4. THE HUMAN WAR THEORY: An alternative idea to my Evolution theory's war section, exploring the dark history behind Bikini Bottom and the true purpose of the show.
#5. THE GRANDPAT THEORY: What's up with that Patrick Star show prequel? Why does he have a completely different family? What's that weird Grandpa character hiding?
#6. THE SQUIDWARD DIRECTOR THEORY: An extension to both my television and goofy goober theory. Squidward is more important to the lore of the show than you may think.
#7. THE ALIEN JELLYFISH INVASION THEORY: The long awaited jellyfish theory I teased in DFTM2 and people have been commenting about non stop ever since...
#8. THE PIN HEAD LARRY THEORY: Is Larry the Lobster secretly a drug lord king pin that goes by the name Pin Head Larry??? Bet you thought this was just some made up BS for DFTM3.
And many new discoveries and ideas sprinkled inside the old theories too! So much new content!
Comments
Natalie Page
I'm betting a sum of $0 on there being multiple copies of at least some of the main cast. This is definitely the case for SpongeBob. If he works at the Krusty Krab every day first thing in the morning except Sunday, and often starts his Sundays doing other things, how does he have time for boating school? Especially since in New Student Starfish, we see that school lasts all day and is run more like an ordinary school than a driver's ed class. We've seen SpongeBob grow new SpongeBobs by budding, split into identical copies, and re-assimilate back into one. Is this SpongeBob's superpower? Is this how he is able to get by as the sole fry cook at the Krusty Krab and still go to boating school at the same time on the same days (where Mrs. Puff has the authority to give detention), AND have time to go on extended trips and get involved with his friends? The pineapple homes can come in cans. There's probably multiple standing. I also wonder if there are two Bikini Bottoms. One is an independent nation and one is from the USA. The former is a smaller colony that led to the latter developing. The latter is run more like a major city. That's why SpongeBob's house is sometimes in a completely different location from the Krusty Krab. And why sometimes, SpongeBob lives on a busy road, and other times, it's safe enough to walk on the middle of the street.
Natalie Page
I'm looking forward to these! I have a feeling these are going to be juicy! And also.... I have a feeling that the secret ingredient is hidden in plain sight and earshot within the "public" cast of the Krusty Krab Training Video
