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Nasty carnival worker knows your secret (M4A)

🕑 Added 2023-05-25 00:12:59 +0000 UTC

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brneyes_tk

"3 rings for $1 or 10 for $5" had me cracking up -- where's the deal?? (Salesmen never see me coming😉) He sounds so disinterested like he's scrolling through his phone while talking, it's a different kind of charisma(?) mixed w/his words. Halcyon days because of the *fantastic* soundscape. That final line is less whimsically eccentric Dahl and more Tales of the Unexpected territory. Amazing job👏👏 My closest experience (not really) was when the workers in costume silently stalk me during Fright Fest. They didn't always have 'zones' or seem to stay in them

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Maybe he had some handy, though...

Imp pamela

Why no lube if lube play shaped? I fear this is gonna be thing I obsess about for the next 3 days. Just random moments of "Why no lube" I still enjoyed myself, but much like an itch you can't scratch.... Why no lube????

Maria

4:11-4:35 made me wonder if i'd ever drawn someone's attention like that 🤔 i forget that others can see me sometimes 🤣 26:22 gave me chills 🥴

Ruby

🤫 🍌 ☕️ 🎧💻🤣

Lakora

No one could ever guess what was going on 😇

Ruby

Sitting at a coffee shop, I decided to listen to this in public (which I never do!), and chatting with another Angel—who’s on the other side of the world—while she listens to the same audio makes my heart race even more, requiring tons of self-control in a setting like this. 🤭

Briar K

Anyone else think of Blade from Community?

Ruby

Ughh your voice in this one 🫠🫠🔥🌶️

Meg

I almost commented “coming back to ye old faithful” before I saw this if that doesn’t show how good this one was then idk

Doña Yayi

Ok..so i came back and took a listen and holy mother of sweet sensations for the reals this makes me feel like im adeleine and im bein hunted by zade lol and he has finally caught me and oooooohhhh gawds of the underworld ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥don dark nene como siempre mijo que tuuuuu haceeee!!! Lol ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂

Mini Maus

Second the motion 🙌🏾

Mini Maus

After you let me ride your mouth till I’m satisfied, there is no door you’d knock that I wouldn’t let you in. 😫😮‍💨🫠🤤

Elle Driver

Just know that the (???) is me waving my arms about and shrugging simultaneously to drive the point home.

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I would be sooo chuffed if someone called me "off-putting, yet somehow (???) still charming" irl.

Elle Driver

Being taken into a rickety booth behind a ring toss game by an off-putting, yet somehow (???) still charming carnival worker is such a SPECIFIC fantasy. But now I have it. Incredible! I’m not sure there’s a theme you can’t pull off!

Olivia Jade

Okay the outfit I was picturing the speaker wearing for this is a dark red trench coat with a popped collar and no shirt underneath, a matching top hat and tight black pants along with some guy-liner (makeup)... what a vibe! 🤤👀🎡🎠

Meg

Coming back to ye old faithful 🤌 gives me haunting Adeline mirror scene vibes 👀👀

Jack4lyn

I hope we are getting a reunion of these two!

Caterina

I'd wondered up until this point if the M4A were all supposed to be anal play given the wide parameter... this hidden gem answers that!

V

I really...really liked this one 🔥 the voice, the smart jokes👌🏻🫠 I love carnivals, I feel so happy there, and now, because of you, I feel other things too 😏 you sexy man, ugh 😅 great job ❤️

Cat

I looove roguish, witty, sarcastic predator carny man 🤤 and surprise anal is 😚👌🏼 More of him or other characters like him, pretty please!!

Sugar and Spice

I was like I don't know if I can get into this..... then you got me. ❤️🤣

Meg

I will pick up my sign and riot too if that helps

EriksBlue

I really like coming back to this one the “didn’t think you’d be assf**** by a Carni,” line just sends me, love it.

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People have been rioting for this in my YT comments. I'm definitely considering it!

Meg

we need a ghostface pov pls 🥹 or if it’s on another tier someone needs to tell me NOWWWWW 🥵

Myst Me

I’m officially putting in my analingus request, although I’m not sure if I’m the only person interested in this… ☺️♥️

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That sounds fun ✨

Rosa

Make a part two please, ❤️❤️❤️like she came back after a while or smth

Joy Binkley

Pfft. Slow clap for what must have been a Glorious experience had by all. :D

Laeay

PSA - make sure your phone doesn't auto connect to your work car with this audio playing, unless you want your colleagues to learn something new about you.

Myst Me

More of this please 😇

Myst Me

Lol then I just end up feeling over decadent, much like Hedonismbot from futurama lol

Beachbabe

I love how you speak too. You have a way with words 🤤😍 we love a smart man

Beachbabe

Totes

Beachbabe

Fr I never thought about a hot carnie until now, I think it’s a fetish I have 🤤 another one you have dug out of my kink closet 🥵🥵

Beachbabe

What about both 😵‍💫😋

Myst Me

Ha, ha I know. But I do like funnel cakes and candied apples tho, so it’s very nostalgic for me ☺️

BlackViolet

Yes, please!🥳🤹

Laeay

Babe I think D should start a discord chat for all of us just to talk about the freaky stuff we like that we can't tell our friends 🤣

Laeay

As hot as this is I would 100% run from this man

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Funnel cakes & railings for everyone🎉🎪

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Ooh damn, not exactly the sexiest of times

BlackViolet

...now I want a funnel cake and to get railed. Neither is happening but a girl can daydream. You are so good with the sound effects! Muting the crowd sounds when he closes the door 🤌. And the chills from the creepy vibe mmph. You will absolutely have us on our knees if you cultivate that for supernatural audios. Which honestly puts my brain on being lured away by a fairy lord/King to be his mortal plaything...for the next century or until he tires of us.

Doña Yayi

Ohh @#$%^&?!☆▪︎¤《¡¿ gaaawd that was so good don dark!! Jeeeeesaaaaasssss that creepy and charming vendor sure was hungry huh???? Big bad wolf waiting for his delicious meal and at last he got a taste. Ohh holy mother of dark and luscious pleasures one of my many favorite things was mentioned in this audio one of my favorite things was done to the muse and fuckin hell my imagination ran like 1000 mph and my body is still on fire this was just 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Gawd dang it!!!! Ves lo que me haces don dark???? Uffffff!!! I am a big girl, i am a mom and soon to be grandma and i just said a bad word!!!!! Ohhh hell just call the coroner!!! Call 911!!!! Somebody pick up my body!!!! This was just too good ayyyyyy señoooooolllll yo he pecaaaaadooooo!!! Lol 😁🤭🤭🤭🤭🙈🙈🙈🙈

Cutie09💓

Wow wow wow ❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏 loved every second DDA this definitely my favourite audio of the year so far absolutely epic I was hooked I stayed at 2am to listen but fell asleep right after woke up with head phones in ears lol 😂 I felt like I was there at the carnival you are one talented man the characters in all your contents u play are awesome can't wait for what u bringing next DDA thankyou but remember to take care of yourself too ❤️😘

Jennifer Mason

Wow. This is so fantastic, thank you!

Myst Me

Weeell, fuck me. I was too afraid to request this type of audio so I’m super glad you posted it 🥰 can’t stop smiling. Thanks. ❤️

Laeay

hahaha Yes! 🤭

Myst Me

Remembering me drinking vodka and going on one of those spinning rides and getting sick lol

Myst Me

Simpsons episode??

Laeay

As soon as I saw this my first thought was "You can't outsmart carnival folk, they're the cleverest folk in the world" ....

Myst Me

Honestly torn between listening right now or when I go to bed…

Natalie

The “I’m not gonna hurt you, deep breaths” was total 🦋🦋🦋. I loved this one so much ty for the hard work DDA🤍

Doña Yayi

Oh?....😳😮...nowww a stranger to lovers kinda audio!!! A creepy but charming vendor who wants a taste of his muse!!!! When i get home imma kick off my boots, prepare a soothing warm bath, get my glass of wine and smoke a cigar , my before bedtime routine lol and i take a listen to this spicy work of art 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥. Don dark yo se que una vez más vas a hacer que mi piel se erize!!!

Pam 701

What an interesting scenario! You are such a smooth talking charmer in the beginning, but it sure doesn’t take long for things to get steamy. I really like all the SFX, including the spicy stuff! Honestly, I love your voice so much, you could read the encyclopedia and it would sound sexy! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

RaeJoi.art

Oh this sounds great, I can’t wait to listen later!


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