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Sweet dumb jock lets you feel his muscles... (m4a)

🕑 Added 2024-02-21 02:18:18 +0000 UTC

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Shellbelle

Oh! An actually sweetheart with a pure soul and doesn't know he's beautiful. Not really. Listener's kinda not cool though...at least GIVE the violin lesson! I'm crushing on him and I'll be good to him. Might bite but only with permission, of course.

Maria

🥰 cutie pie 😍 love a himbo with special interests 🤣 the irony of a guy with boulders for shoulders being a geology major was incredible 😂 i would also have to measure the Mohs of those muscles with my teeth 😁 as a band geek, i'd melt if i had the chance to worship a jock. decades of playing woodwinds; i know how to use my mouth 😏🤭

Geek Girl

Love me some hot himbo action. So respectful *swoon*

Miri Vlachoulis

Breaking a guitar on your brother is the real sibling dynamic

Ann Harlow

This man is so sweet and oblivious 🤚😭 my heart is melting into mush 🫠 The way he was just happy to talk about stuff he liked 🥺 and just so chill about literally everything she asked and didn't even question it 😭 and then he just- just casually like that against the wall?? aghh I think I'm in love 🫠🫠 Side note, this was a really interesting change from your usual more intellectual diction, I love when you talk with fancier words but honestly this was a really sweet and kinda relaxing change of pace. I didn't have to use my brain too much 😂💕 and the character was just too frickin adorable for words. 🥰🩷

Ann Harlow

Your comments are always my favorite on every audio 😂😂💕

blissful schnooze

This character is so sweet and fun! I just want to give him a pet rock but I feel he'd turn it down because his dorm doesn't allow pets 🤭

Rachel Tipaldi

My word, he's so sweet and adorkable. Loved it, as I always do.

izzy

“i know a lot about rocks” oh i want him so bad

Khat

Oh. Oh, he’s perfect.

Peter Courtien

Game changing audio here. I’m so easy. A walking cliche, actually. Love it though!❤️

🧛‍♀️

he’s such a cutie

Michelle

The speaker is sexy in a simple, sweet way. It would never occur to him that sports are anything but fun. It also doesn't seem to occur to him that the listener has any interest in his physique except in the academic sense, which is kind of cute. It's a refreshing change up from the usual, calculating, horn-dog persona. However, he's almost too simple when he doesn't get the clues thrown down by a request to bite his shoulder and lift the listener. He doesn't even start to understand until he is in a face to face embrace with the listener. Now we start to get back on track. I like the speaker's gentle voice quality when he's speaking, but I feel like there are large gaps in the conversation where I get distracted from the story. The choice to take an against the wall position is very hot and the hard thrusting graphics are *very* enjoyable to listen to in combination with the running conversation. The higher pitch vocals during the speaker's climax sent a little surge through my brain.

Emera

Wow this was a wonderful one 🥰🥰You're such a romantic sweetheart! And it's so adorable whenever the listener asks you if you're ok with something, just the simple "yeah that's cool" is so cute and accurate. You're an amazing person Mr. Dark🩵

Atticus

My favorite character

Sim

I’m so glad I decided to give this audio another try because the amount of communication and this himbo in general for this audio is absolutely delicious. Strong and soft characters are just 〜♥︎ Excellent work, DDA!

Sharell

This has quite possible the best audio climax that I have EVER heard....I was SOOO not ready for this one! I'm pretty sure I climaxed myself at the same time and NOONE was touching me.... What kind of auditory magic/voodoo are you working with Sir and where can I find some IRL! I am here for it. Congratulations on being you! 😘😍

Benjamin Phillips

Haha you remembered my virtuosic performance?? Sounds like a blast 🖤🤘

JL

I went to a concert on the weekend called "Best of Metal on Strings." It was awesome!! 😜🤘🏼And I remembered the violin in this audio, haha! I'm not a metalhead at all, but I appreciate a good melody, regardless of genre. Hope you had a good weekend as well. But I suspect that every day is feeling like the weekend for you!

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds i am unalived...i am offed...do not call the coroners and just leave my body where it is....i swear those moans and orgasms are the death of me...let me die a million deaths and fly to Don dark heavens!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 sir you are so amazing and those sexy sounds jesaaaaaaaaaasssss don dark you are awesomeness 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 now im gonna put myself in the -----> over there in the corner for time out before i misbehave 😮😮😮😮😮😮

Janyx XVII

He's soooo cute! I love him as a character. (Didn't know he was my type. Thanks for the new discovery.) But I'm not sure if I feel bad for leading him to play with our "instrument" or turned on that he was a good boy to just go with it. 🫠😊

Pandora Mauve

He’s just adorable…and sexy. Getting pounded like a jackhammer against the wall….yes, please. 🤤🥵🥴

Dani A

STOOOP HES SO CUTE 😭😭

yslm

What a sweetheart. One of my favourite characters so far. Almost felt bad as the listener character to be corrupting him. Liked the undercurrent of humour. The writing background shows. (From a CW major 👋)

Dustin Alexander

It’s clear that a lot of your business comes from dudes so it’s okay to make a m4m recording 🤷‍♂️

Spice Chai latte☕️

Omg the ending 😮‍💨😮‍💨 i didn’t expect those loud grunt noises boi surprise me 😱

kat nunley

my type in men is either dumb or dominant and this man checks one or the other im every audio jesus

nightbluesky

What a big sweetie sweetheart 🥹❤️

Charlene

Holy shit

shellanofrhage

So dumb 😍. Hilarious then super hot. Loved it 🥰

Geek Girl

Me too! I didn't realize I liked Himbos. "Sexy ASMR - helping you learn about your kinks since 20??"

Geek Girl

"So now I know a lot about rocks." Love this!

Angelie⁷

me, knowing I like to be carried and being hypothetically carried in the audio: 🫠🫠🫠

V

"That wasn't country?" Haha lovely 🥰 Geology, huh? Wasn't expecting that ☺️ DD, were you sick while recording this audio or had you just woken up? You sounded different, but not in a bad way, okay? Never, in a bad way 😘 So raspy! Oh God, I laughed so much on that bow part 🤣 you're so funny! Plus, your laugh is soooo adorable ♥️ "Trying to play a pencil" Oh, you playing the violin was the highlight of my day 😂 I love how you always teach us something in your audios...even if it's about muscles 💪🏻 God, I felt like a predator stalking its prey, you were so cute and naive!!! 😩🤭 "hmmm, you want to taste it?" 🫠🫠 I love hearing you moan and breathing hard 🔥 playing with our hair?? 🫠 This mental picture... damn! The standing position 😩😩 when sliding down, I bit my lip so hard! The hard thrusts 🥵 It's no secret, I absolutely love hearing you climax, DD 🔥 So good 🤌🏻 🔥♥️

Julez

This unlocked something

Holly March

amps, instruments, violinists...

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He can carry stuff no problem!

Holly March

i shouldn't have relistened... this has the power to undo my being aromantic... he would be such a good roadie... i can imagine him being a roadie while also writing masters level essays on geology wherever the band travels...

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You're very welcome & schlaf gut ✨

opossumsgirlboss999

Seems like everybody's losing sleep??? I'm listening to this to fall asleep and then having ✨ pleasant ✨ dreams—ANYWAY great content as always bestie, thank you for keeping us well fed ;)

Emma The Sea Witch

Jocks don’t tend to be my favorite usually but this might be my absolute favorite episode because I’ve played Bluegrass fiddle for 20 years

WhyLychee

“And now I know a lot about rocks!” I don’t usually like this kind of character but my heart 😫 so freaking cute 😭

IndyMndy

Ooohh, talk anatomy to me…I’ve never realized it before, but as a nurse that really does it for me.

Vala

Mm ... that was so good ... :) Thank you.

Jennifer Lopez

I did. I loved this one too. You continue to spoil us with how often you have been posting and the impeccable quality of your work. D, you are incredible. A master artist! I adore you playing the lovable, dim, and sweet guy — the beginning had me smiling so hard. But I also love that you couldn’t help yourself and had to get nerdy with the anatomy I couldn’t get over the geology part. Made me remember back when I visited a neighboring college for a tournament and their nicest, newest, and most beautiful building was all for their geology department 😅 The “we didn’t discuss that. I wouldn’t…” was my absolute undoing 🥵🫠

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Probably will! People went wild for the latest one, which is v encouraging 💪

G

This is so good. I now have a himbo kink, so thanks for that. Hoping you'll fill up the 'himbo' tag with some more content 🥹

Tara J

I just wanna be a fly on the wall during your thrusting. Just 🤤🖤

heart murmur

This is one of my favorites so far. The jock's shyness/"dumbness" is really well done. I also want to add that I like how consent for both characters is added in, usually consideration for the male is not emphasized. Hopefully we will see more of this character in the future.

Queen Zelda

yes, I love the Golden Retriever Boyfriend :D and this one is his own Golden Retriever here xD

Cephalobod

Kiss me like one of your dumb jocks

Shiva

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Cutie09💓

Omg DDA THIS WAS GOLD ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE FROM START TO FINISH LOVED IT SCENARIO WAS SWEET THEN WOW OMG YOU SOUNDED SO HOT 🔥 🥵 THANKYOU DDA ❤ ❤ SORRY DIDNT LISTEN SOONER HAD FAMILY EMERGENCY

Kat

5 minutes in and my heart is melted

Chrissy Cat16

I love that. Seriously it’s really impressive 😊

Doña Yayi

Oh my gawds just finished listening to this again. I just cant get enough of this man's moans and orgasms!!!! Just so luscious and sexy!!!! And the acting 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fawkin hades hell soldiers....pleaseee never stop those moans and always gift us with those delicious orgasms my heart they sound so real!!!!! Not similated!!!!!

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😏

ExoticCreampuffs

Its was really good. I love from start to finish. Always have me melting 😍

Jacob

i feel like the jock was definitely a virgin or this was one of his first times😭 he sounds so shy and I LOVED it!!!

.

Golden Retriever Boyfriend is actually his own thing, but I'll grant the overlap haha

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All improv!

.

Himbo City or bust!

.

I'm tellin' you people, we're in a new era 👹

Queen Zelda

you are a golden retriever, such happy, goofy and kind vibes :) you are so sweet, delightful and so amazingly cute. my review to you and your story: the bestest of best / infinitely awesome x3

Jheni B.

Oh my DDA - I love me a himbo jock boy... You covered my body in goosebumps and tingles with your orgasm! 🔥💋

Chrissy Cat16

I need to know who writes the scripts cause 👩🏻‍🍳💋

Devila May Care

Your character development skills are unreal!

Thena

When he said ‘and just F*CK YOU RIGHT UP AGAINST THE WALL’ Hellllll yesss❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Kanna Rose

I never knew how much I needed this 🥰

KarBun

He is adorable 🥹 so dumb, I just want to hug him

MeridianSkye

😊❤️

Morticia

Not me having a Bachelors of Science in geology! 🪨 👀

A

Babe! While not strictly bluegrass, here are some personal faves from artists who typically feature a lot of fiddle: "Knockin'" (sexy AF); "Sourwood Mountain" - Carolina Chocolate Drops "O Love is Teasin'" - Rhiannon Giddens "Long Hot Summer Days" - Sara Watkins "Scotch & Chocolate" - Nickel Creek "Tell Me True;" "Come on Up to the House" - Sarah Jarosz "Wildflowers" - The Wailin' Jennys "Rye Whiskey" - Punch Brothers (I will also never stop proselytizing about their cover of "Reptilia." See it on AV Undercover on YouTube.) "Come on in My Kitchen" - Crooked Still Also, not for nothing, but the breakdown at 4:12 in "Laundry Room" by The Avett Brothers (they do not, however, typically have a lot of fiddle) is one of my favorite moments ever. Ugh. Okay. I have been enough. 🤓

The queen of darkness

How do you get something dirty to be sweet? You really know what you are doing🫶 sex in the car, sweet. Up against the wall, sweet. 🫠🫠🫠

griffon farrar

"now i know allot about rocks" i love him

Amano_seo

THE SOUND EFFECTS FOR THE BOW AGAINST THE STRINGS 😂😂😂😂 I wasn't expecting to cackle

AnimeDiplomat

Excellent story & such a great build up 💖💖💖

Bleep blarp bloop

Ok but I’m literally a violinist at a contemporary music school who’s done bluegrass and I feel completely and utterly blessed rn this is too much

aevis

My heart he’s so cute! He’s treating us so well!!! Thank you thank youu 🤍🫂

Froggy

I'm loving the consistency!!

Khy

“You have to get your bow? Oh damn I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a boyfriend.” HES SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭

Pam 701

This started out so adorable and funny. This character is really sweet. Once they get to the dorm room, it progresses to spicy pretty quickly. I didn’t know that somebody describing muscles could be so sexy. And OMFG, the sex against the wall, and that spectacular finish - I was hyperventilating! Thanks, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

Be-gay-do-crimes

This is ADORABLE. I love that he wasn't overly dominant or overly submissive, pretty much the perfect middle ground

Doña Yayi

Imma go have another shot 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 because listening to this ohh jesus fawkin christmas don dark this masterpiece got me by the tits. Shit sorry for the bad words its the 🥃🥃🥃🥃 lol but yaaaasss this audio was is so cute, sweet and delicious ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Doña Yayi

Oh wow this jock was so sweet, so cute, so endearing, but when yaaaassss yas yasss every time when sexy times arrive holy fawkin fawk my insides burn inside and my body just craves for special attention 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. How this jock lets the listener do whatever she wants with him oh gawds that has my head spinning , my whole body shaking, my legs i just dont feel them no more oh holy fawkin hades havin a shot of vodka with Dr. Pepper this man's moans, breathing, sexy talk just everything sounds so real like he is actually turned on recording this audio!!!!! Just 🤌💋❤️👏👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Oh my heart this man's moans ruin me lol and i love it!!!!! Ohhhh jesus fawkin hells i am so goin to grab my boyfriend now and just @#$%&*?!☆▪︎¤¡¿ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 him moaning " you gonna cum with me? You gonna cum with me???? Ohhh yaaass sir i will cum with you 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Fawkin hells soldiers the way you came at the end sounds so real...SHEEEEEET imma stop thats as much as i will horny post. You sir please continue to moan like that pleaaaase don dark lol. Thats it i aint sayin no more imma behave before you put me in time out lol 😁😁🤭🤭🤭🤭❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

zidgelT

I don't know why, but the way you said "teeny" at about 6:30 timestamp made me laugh.

Lizabeth Malky

Well, I’ve never given a violin lesson that ended quite like this! But if it’s a guy like that I certainly wouldn’t mind lol

Khloi Otaku

Aww the jock was adorable

Holly March

must... be... protected... at... all... costs! how do the kids say it? we stan a consent king!

Heather

Omg he's so cute I'm dead 😭😂 'now I know a lot about rocks!' 😍

Julie G

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Lakora

"with reverb" is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣

Lakora

SCREAMING WILDLY, I LOVE HIMBOS!!!

Holly March

would love a high fiddle content bluegrass rec!

Holly March

OH MY GODS, BEAU/BOW, deep, you are killing me!

Doña Yayi

Long day today and i definitely need to sit my ass somewhere and stay put!!!!! Now im SAT!!!!! This is just what i need to just feel relaxed. Well imma get ready to get my ears and heart and other regions tickled ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Let me get my raspberry vodka with soda 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

midnite_quinn

You adding more breathing and less moaning did not go unnoticed. 👍❤️⭐️ love it.

LKLG

Say less 😌

Holly March

i'm aromantic and even my heart turned over at "i know a lot about rocks"... we must protect him... not from us, obviously...

kitty kat

early asf thankfully 😍

A

I would have derailed this so quickly with playlist and artist suggestions. 🪕

Lauren ♡

Himbos are my second fav yay!! ❤️ (after emo/punk guys ofc)

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*with reverb* 😈

Mina Bee

Yes it has been too long since I’ve bumped into a wide eyed himbo, how’d you know? 🖤

Angelie⁷

The speed in which I opened the app when I saw this notification 🤣 Was sad that the Haikyuu movie isn’t available here yet and just reading “sweet dumb jock” reminded me of one of my fave characters in it so I’m super grateful for this!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼