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Jealous bestie is DONE... (m4a)

🕑 Added 2024-02-28 03:04:55 +0000 UTC

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MJ

Were they vampire meerkats, Skeletor?

Skeletor

It’s a shame people aren’t like this in real life. Can you go out and give man lessons? I spose they’d want to kill you. That voice can be pretty threatening to straight males. I’ve tested it on men and women with consistent results, and the reaction is almost instant. Within seconds, a body reaction. Women’s eyes widen, become alert, exchange glances, like wtf am I hearing and I like it. They become very still, intent, breathing changes, they smile inward, like they’re keeping a secret, badly. Men find a reason to recoil or reject it and get uneasy. Strong biological response. Tested it on one of Mums carers while out on errands. She had to pull the car over. And that’s not even the sex part. Just the opener. The naughty parts are fantastic, yay, but the build-up and stories and characters and acting are my favourite part. Context is what makes sex groovy, baby. Maybe that’s why relationship sex can get boring. The context never changes. Unless you dress as jealous meerkats with bloodied fangs and fishnets, and scream your cousins name at climax. (He was a surfer.)

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Welcome, Trina! The spice rack lol

Trina

As my graduation post from PG13 youtube to straight up the spice rack the sound of his orgasm was worth the trip over. The only thing missing was a taste test. How she kept her mouth off him when those pants came off I will never know but to be continued yea?💜

Ann Harlow

The ones where you keep saying bestie just kill me every time 😂 idk why it's just so funny to me when clearly neither of them want to be besties lol I loved his confession in this one, jealousy can be very powerful and lead to a lot of strong emotions (as we can clearly see here) and I just love that the feelings were reciprocated in this case 💕 your audios always have an amazing ending, well done 👏💖

Rachel Tipaldi

His confession made my heart squeeze. If my best friend ever said those kinds of things to me, I'd probably be toast. 🤗🥰

Archadianangel

Working graves at a gas station listening with an earbud. The amount of self control to not show my facial expressions........

Elle Driver

Omg, the laugh, the repeated use of “bestie,” and that pace switch toward the end? Absolutely bonkers. Can’t catch my breath.

Ellie Curio

God your voice is so fucking cute I can't stand it. I just wanna carry you around in my pocket and give you forehead kisses I'm so obsessed

Pandora Mauve

I can’t believe i liked this one, but I didn’t comment! 😱 This is probably one that I nodded off to. Let’s face it. Your voice is soothing. 😌 Ugh! That confession. That laugh. I would’ve told him to shut up, pulled his face to mine, and kissed him. Heart pounding in my chest the whole time. That moaning and breathing. Geez! 🥵 Sir, this makes my dom side come out. Normally, I’m a little bit subby. 🫦

V

I love these besties scenarios 🙌🏻 "What is he doing that I'm not?" This part...I had to pause the audio. It got me me right in the feels. I feel your anger and despair. "I'm just insanely jealous". I wonder if you are jealous in real life 🤔 When you found out that your feelings were reciprocated, and you've been wasting time by not communicating...God, so frustrating! Relationships ARE stupid indeed lol well, just sometimes 😂 I love when you start saying all the steps of what's about to happen. It makes my heart beat faster; it's so exciting! "Yes, already.'" I smiled from ear to ear 🔥 The trembling voice...the growling. The desire and how desperate you are... The climax...uuuuuugh so amazing! It was so funny, by the end I was like "Would you stop calling me bestie already?" And then you start saying all of that haha it was spot on! Very nice job 👌🏻 Loved having you in my ear again after so long 🔥😘

bowlofginger

I stg you have the sweetest most whimpery orgasm in this one, I listened to just the end like 5 times... Can't get enough of it 😍😍

N4mi3

I listen to your audios when I’m in class bc unironically it helps me focus on my assignments?? But now I’m zoning out to them bc spring break is so soon and I’m so over college 😭 thinking of you scooping me in your arms is NOT HELPING, also 5 ppl away from 3k woooo! 🎉🥳

Vala

Whew ... *fans self* ... Another fantastic listen. Thank you, DDA.

JL

"You look beautiful every day, even when you're not trying. And when you do try, you're devastating." Wow, I hope someone has thought that way about me! 🥰

Jennifer Lopez

I hate that you can play my heart like a fucking fiddle with these. I am not generally a very sensitive or emotional person but that monologue from 6:30-10:10 got me genuinely welling up. Your content is so vivid and pulls you in better than most movies out there. There you go, D. If you ever miss writing try writing a movie script because you could put out an instant classic

StitchKitty

I have to remind myself to breathe when listening to you, you literally take my breath away 🫠 (corny, I know, I know, I'm sorry but seriously I needed my inhaler on this one) 🖤

Spice Chai latte☕️

Lord- making my fantasy become reality 😮‍💨😮‍💨 god damn I need a drink after this

LadyJ

It's been a few days and I'm only now getting around to listening to your audios, omg that was good. I currently wish I had a best friend like that in my life and honestly this story is crying out for a 2nd part. I don't know but hearing what the narrator is thinking to get an idea of the male point of view is pretty erotic. For my part, while I would have been angry at how you handled the ex, I would have secretly admired you for the courage. Besides, it's great to have someone in your life who cares and looks out for you. It's pretty hard when it's not like that. And what can I say, you always give us a good time, regardless of whether I fall asleep or get so hot that any man would probably be happy to be with me at that very moment. Your erotic aura is exquisite and so hot. Whatever you do, don't stop🥰

Cati Graves

Hope you’re doing well, hun 💕

Cati Graves

I like the rumbles of your voice in this one, D…. I feel it in my chest like a cosmic purr 🐱🌌😌 freaking lighting up by heart chakra over here with your voice and (dramatic) affirmations 🧘🏽‍♀️🕉️💚

QuillFlame

I just can't figure out how the sounds you make when you fall over the edge are the hottest thing I've ever heard. Every single time I hear them

Saya

Keep making me blush 😳

Benjamin Phillips

I try!

KC

Yup you did the damn thing 😮‍💨

The queen of darkness

Note to self, stop listening to these in the car. My best friend was a little emberassed when I started the car😂

Sim

Almost got caught irl with this one 😳 …it was worth it though ❤️‍🔥🥵

Just let Jess

Okay sir…you’re going to have to stop spoiling us! I can’t get any work done 🥵🥵

ethel

i love your voice so much it actually should be illegal ✨️❤️

The queen of darkness

You are a bad boy🤭😈🫠

AnimeDiplomat

I so needed this today, the last 2 days have been an absolute cluster and I finally have some time to myself to enjoy this 🖤🖤🖤

Benjamin Phillips

Hehh I love getting you all in trouble 😈

The queen of darkness

Holy guacamolie... this one made me scream😳 good thing I don't have neighbours😂

Yuki

Hotness! I'm earlier than my usual but I needed my dose :P I noticed that you've gotten better at the breathing... it sounded natural and hotter 😍

Julie G

🔥🔥🔥" stop calling me bestie.".😁I was thinkin the same thing.

Chrissy Cat16

I know I been listening to these too much when I start paying attention more to the story lines 🤣

Sienna

need this after my breakup tbh. having someone block my ex and delete the entire history of our chats would absolutely bring me to the most miserable amount of tears - but sometimes it’s necessary. thanks for the audio ❤️‍🩹

MeridianSkye

🫠

Sedesi1

I always love the inner monologue x

glasses girl

always looking forward to that hot moaning when you cum because it’s so damn hot

canrock

holy cannoli this one's a roller coaster! helluva listen 🌟

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds how did i miss this!!!!!! Shiznits!!!! Welll just came home a few minutes agooo sooo yep let me hop in the shower quick, then do my nighttime skincare and lay in bed and prepare myself to have my ears, heart and other places tickled!!!! ❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Pebbles

honestly? slay

Pam 701

I am absolutely loving all these audios lately. You have really been cranking them out! The way you express your emotional hurt and confusion in this one is great. The sex and ending are both 🔥🔥🔥! ❤️🥵❤️🥵❤️

Michiii

Very tired and exhausted rn but had enough energy to listen to our possessive Mc tonight. My fav. Thank you~

Cutie09💓

OK I just woke and omg 😲 am waking up fast DDa wow it nearly 5am but god this best wake up lol loved scenario even I have 2 guy besties lol but there like brothers so that never happen 😅 but loved sweet story then when you hey don't touch it then listener pulls away u like no touch all u want I couldn't stop giggling lol and sex scene wow hot 🥵🧡❤❤ am awake now lol thankyou DDA

IntoTheWild

It's a good day when you upload ❤️🔥

LKLG

One word...WOW

Mandi

Thanks. Both my guys are home now so I can look forward to cuddles and pets and more sleep in my very near future.

Jenima

You definitely make audio an incredibly beautiful art form, thank you

Benjamin Phillips

Having mixed feelings about this. Feel better! ❤️‍🩹

Mandi

You managed to keep my sick butt awake and relatively attentive for more than 10mins. That is saying something considering the last two days I've had.