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Desperate roomie makes a wild offer... (m4a)

🕑 Added 2024-04-05 07:05:35 +0000 UTC

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Elster14085

Like no joke one of the little fuckers is so physically stupid that she fell out of a planter last night and then looked at me like “fuck what was that”

Elster14085

I always cringe at the audios where cash is offered for favors, but then I remember that it I were in that situation, I would absolutely take the money so that I could have emergency funds for if my cats got sick o___o;

Shellbelle

I'd like to believe that were this proposition/ favor be placed before me, I would behave in a very similar way. He has the means, but she has the power. He has the desire, but she has the "plan." I have some of my best ideas in the shower (tmi?) And clearly she did too. ❤️❤️❤️

Ann Harlow

I wasn't so sure when I started this one, I didn't like the initial idea, especially the 'favor' part. And paying her didn't sit right with me either. But as soon as he said he'd back out if she didn't want it, and then she revealed that she played him a little and did actually want it, I felt much better about it. I mean yeah she tricked him out of his money, but he did offer it lol. And hey, who am I to talk, I'm literally paying money just to hear your voice (which is worth every single penny and so much more btw 😍🫠💕) You have a knack with taking what could be a VERY touchy subject and coming at it from such a tactful, yet fun angle, that it ends up making me happy every time. Also, don't think I did not see and appreciate the way you used the word divine in this one~ instantaneous melting 🫠🫠 Another audio very well done 🩷

LaShawn

I just wanna say that this one right here...made me wanna smoke afterwards...and I hate cigarettes lol, I will however, finish my wine off...mmm mmm mmm🍷

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Thank you, Rachel 😘

Rachel Tipaldi

It's 3:31 a.m. here. I have an unhealthy disregard for sleep. 😏

Rachel Tipaldi

I was listening to one while driving the other night and at one point seriously considered pulling over. 😆

Rachel Tipaldi

Yes please too!

Rachel Tipaldi

LOL. We're all in heat honey.

Rachel Tipaldi

Ditto. It literally made my skin tingle.

Rachel Tipaldi

I absolutely second that!!

Rachel Tipaldi

Yeah, the biting and his reactions literally made my skin tingle, because I LOVE biting and being bitten.

Rachel Tipaldi

I love his intros too.

Rachel Tipaldi

Fuck yes! Exactly!

Rachel Tipaldi

Right?! I listened to one on my way to work today and had to walk around with wet panties for 8 hours. 😆

Rachel Tipaldi

Okay, another potentially touchy audio, but I decided to trust your narrative skills after the last one and give it a listen, and that trust did not go unrewarded. Not gonna lie, when he said the word "favor", my lips did compress a little, but it wasn't long before they were curving back into a smile. When he started backpedaling because he didn't want to feel like he might have coerced her into doing something she didn't actually wanna do, I knew it was going to be okay. Home run when you reveal how clever she actually was and gave her the control. Haha. And then at the end when she implied they couldn't lie in bed all night because he had to go make her dinner... I laughed so damn hard. This audio was delightful. Btw, I love when you curse in your audios. As a hardcore lover of vulgar dirty talk during sex, it makes your audios much more erotic and enjoyable, and adds a greater sense of realism to them. And the internal dialogue is a great addition. Thank you for another great audio Deepdark! ❤️

Lakora

The voice crack TOOK ME OUT- 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lynn

The way he says nah is so sexy I keep repeating that same area😝

Kii

That desperation is just 😩 - amazing as always DDA

Pandora Mauve

How did I listen to this one too and not comment?! That voice must’ve just put me in a daze. 😵‍💫 Oh…I would’ve done it for free. 🫦 That desperation and those moans. 🥵 God, I can’t think straight now listening to it again. 🥴 I would totally tease with the towel. One that’s barely big and long enough to cover me up. 😈

sarasvati

SEQUEL SEQUEL SEQUEL dude I am beyond soaked. I need to stop listening to these at work

sarasvati

YES PLEASE

Ruby

Same here!!! Ended up crawling back to Mr. Deep Dark 😂

N4mi3

I’ll let you know but honestly searching, there’s literally no one else like DDA 🥲 I got lucky landing on him in the first place

Emily

🙋🏻‍♀️ Saaaame!! Pls if yall ever find any similar creators do share, and I’ll promise the same! Also, here for addiction support for others like me who CANNOT stop devouring DDA hahaha (but srsly)

alexis

the jnner monologue is killing me 😭 cringjng at urself is so real

Holly March

well, i confess my primary is regency (christi caldwell, shana galen), and pre-medieval (mukami ngari, kiru taye), but my contemporary fix comes from kiru taye, empi baryeh, and golden angel... oh and ali williams because forged in flames is flawless start ro finish! you?

Benjamin Phillips

Excellent ideas 🌌🧠

Megan

The desperation in this is delicious. I don't suppose there's a possible future video with this level of desperation with denied and/or multiple orgasms? 👉👈 ♥️

Ms.Mischief

For sure what are you into?

Holly March

if you ever want to swap romance recs let me know because i am always primed to share authors i love!

Ms.Mischief

DDA has anyone ever told you, you’re a masterpiece yourself? Your voice and storytelling does wonders for my self esteem and imagination. Just a nerdy girl who’s always been into books and romance who daydreamed a lot. You’re audios just breath life into all the awkward dating scenarios or the secret fantasies people have. “Like god you can be an a$$ at times but please throw me down on this piece of furniture and have your way with me” or “we’ve been friends for a long time and you’re really sweet but I need someone more dominating. **switch flipped** shove me against a wall and tell me if I move an inch you’ll punish me”

Holly March

8.50 oh gods, the dream! to be cast into the demi monde so delightfully +flutters fan+

Holly March

darling, darling boy like "i am yandere trash, i am the worst" while his roommate is coming out in just a towel like that's not a signal...

N4mi3

I was wondering who the crypt keeper was and the only time I’ve ever seen him was in robot chicken fighting with monster high about puns 😭

Rei Miya

Masterpiece honestly. Why does it feel like you're at the top of your game in your friends to lovers scenarios? What's the possibility of it being your favorite trope? And also PLEASE this character definitely deserves a sequel 💕✨️

Archidanza

this is living proof that asking for and reassuring consent is sexy

Imyourgoodgirl💋

Garsh damn my basement is flooded 😳

Janna Young

Well, I was dry...

Benjamin Phillips

😇

Jillian Ramos

my god.

N4mi3

Omg no the struggle is real, I try to only listen during school so I can “focus” on work buuuut doesn’t hurt to divulge at home 😶‍🌫️

N4mi3

Hehe ofc! You’re literally amazing and I wish you all the help love and tranquility as well!! 💕

Sugar and Spice

I'm flattered but I wish more than what I have for you. I didn't have much help before coming back home and it was stressful. I wanted more for my babies so I came back home. If you do choose to have children I wish you all the help, love, joy, peace, and comfort that you can get. ❤️ it is so much structure, routine, flexibility, but it can be done. I'm the oldest out of 9 and the oldest granddaughter of 50+. So all the kids I took care of surprisingly love helping me whenever they're around. I also grew up with my aunts and uncles so they love that I had their first grandkids. I'm grateful I'm surrounded by love and it's something my little loves have seem to reap so much benefit from. Thank you for the compliment on my pfp!! ☺️

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Loling at Chipotle haha

yslm

This needs a sequel where he’s just finished off the chores, and she’s being bratty (it’s gone a little to her head) and he snaps a little bit and gets rough, which is what she was waiting for anyway. I feel like that would really balance out the dynamics because right now I’m glad listener got the bag 💅💰 but I hope speaker also regains some self-respect.

SaintShy

Right?! There's literally nothing! I was new to the whole spicy asmr thing, and I just struck gold with DDA on the first try 😭😭 But I have 0 points in self control on this build, so I'm struggling to not just *inhale* these posts one by one 🥲🥲

N4mi3

WAAAAIT I LOVE THIS

N4mi3

Bro ik, dda was the first person I really listened to but I was wondering if other artists were like him and after exploring, literally nothing compares

N4mi3

You’re such a queen omg maybe when I become a mom I can understand but being able to provide and still have time for yourself sounds nearly impossible and you sound like an amazing mother and taking care of your kids IN THIS ECONOMY?? Mother is mothering period 💅 also your pfp is so cute, idk what happened to your partner but they’re missing out 🫶

Cutie09💓

Aww thankyou huni ❤️

N4mi3

yaasssss I agree it’s like intermission hehe

N4mi3

Oh girl no same I kept replaying some parts just bc I’m like “oh wait what’d he say again” cause I kept zoning out (in a good way!)🥲

N4mi3

I always love looking for your comments

N4mi3

FINALLY I CAN LISTEN TO THIS!! I couldn’t listen to anything because I lost my earbuds while I was on vacation with my girlfriends 😭 they would absolutely clown on me if they saw it on my screen 🥲 but wow omg your plot and storytelling is just *chef’s kiss* I totally didn’t expect the listener to be so sneaky and the whole time I was like “I would’ve pounced on the offer” “beginning my hooker era 🤑” “MISS GIRL TAKE THE OFFER THATS 500~ BOWLS OF CHIPOTLE FOR FREE” etc to end up completely being like “wow I can’t believe I got fooled like that” this is why you’re the best dda 🫶🥀

Cutie09💓

Hey love this " keep eye contact don't look down" aThen " when asking about dating life " am going watch you walk away " 🤣 the way u done the talking experience to yourself and talking to listener OMG DDA INCREDIBLE YOUR SO TALENTED ❤️❤️❤️ then when said when "a been watching u around this house in various undress " 🤣 great way too start lol " " everyone likes cash " omg DDA WOW you got it rough cooking 🍳 cleaning too plus ➕ money for a kiss 😘 awwww then listener kiss you and dam it was 🥵🥵🥵🔥 the moans groans way u say " oh fuck " SO HOT 🔥 thankyou DDA FOR INCREDIBLE CUTE SPICY AUDIO LOVED IT 🔥🥵 " WHEN "JUST PUT THE TIP INSIDE U A BIT " I LOST IT

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Haha thank you ✨

LadyJ

Perfect performance as always 😬😬😬 but i don’t know I couldn’t follow immediately. I had problems with listen to it but maybe because I’m to distracted by the real world. I hope you are okay and your trip is great 😊

Flicker

bruh, the way you say divine. Your audio is insane (complimentary)

theshrugslife

When you said "thank you"? 🫨🫨🫨

Kay

just in answer to your cryptkeeper comment, I personally love your intros to these! it feels like seeing a little bit of the artist before the art and gives me a delicious reminder of your humanity and not just that sexy soothing voice that sends me to bed every night 😏 🥰 but yes the tone is cryptkeeper-esque and I’m here for it 😂

Sugar and Spice

Honestly the dating part, I tried it and it was hard. I'm so use to being a wife and then going back to a girlfriend stage was hard. 😭 I work, pick up my kids, go to the gym 3x a week, dinner, bed. I rarely have time. I've actually asked someone if they wanted to go out for a drink and I don't even drink. 😂 I could never do this I can't help but be possessive after. So now I go to the gym, salon, or coffee shop instead. Girl has roomier wrapped around her finger and I'm jealous. 😍 "I watch you so fucking carefully," along with the ear play. 🥰 I love how he always gets confirmation again. Then my favorite word. 🫠 He really just let us have our way with him. The nervous breathless moans, groans, and communication of what he wants gave me butterflies. When he held close at the end I couldn't help but come undone. The ending never disappoints. He wanted to stay in the bed and was almost afraid in the end, idk why but that was so cute.🥹 Also jeez if a man makes me food after I might marry him. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!! Can't wait till the next update. ❤️

Michiii

The script is flipped and I love it!! Now it’s our time to accept a deal 😏

Backie Jurkhart

“Get down, I’ll finish you off” 💀🤌🏻

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Thank you, St. Shy. I do hope you find some other good content... but if the market's cornered, so be it 😈

Sim

Thank you for the meal 🫶 the beast has been sated 😂

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

My GOODNESS, just the mere *thought* of an overstimulated DDA having multiple Os might be too much for me to handle 🥵🥵

SaintShy

Also I have to just let you know DDA, apparently you have a monopoly on the market? (the market being me) I tried to find some other VA to listen to, not as a replacement, just as something so I can properly ration the good stuff (i.e. your content) but like, I can't 😭😭 I've searched far and wide, but I can't find anything to even use as filler, and some audios actually make me cringe?? 😭😭 You've just got magic in your dialogue, your delivery and your voice to the point where it feels so real, I'm never taken out of the illusion! Creativity is just off the charts too! You've broken me for any other. Congratulations on figuring out how to transmit crack auditorily, you're stuck as my dealer forever now 🖤🖤

SaintShy

I love this, I love this so much haha. Your inner dialogue audios are some of my favorites, and I especially love how the brain was so disappointed in the decisions being made he just dipped for a bit.

Less Lune

Lol same! By the end of the audio, I was audibly scolding the listener character like, No! Not Nice!

Kasu

The things your voice and moans does to my body damn 😂 Either way, if I was the listener MC, and I think speaker is cute, plus this voice and this desperate begging....I would give in easily 😣 I'M A SIMPLE WOMAN 😭 where can I find a man irl that would do it as hard as this?! DAMN. I need to breathe...😂

JL

Great audio as always, but gosh darn it, I felt so bad for the speaker! Not only was he feeling sad and vulnerable, but he also got totally fleeced! 😭

the____moon

The fear that would actually coarse through me if roomie for reals sent 5K for a smooch- am I going to get murdered(　`_ゝ´) ?lol but the inner dialogue made this so cute, not to mention the noises during the neck kisses AHHHHHHH🤼‍♀️

Dìomhair

.......................................................... F * * K.

cherrybert

Mans really set up a cross benefit analysis omg

Jennifer Lopez

In this economy it’s like Drake says “is this sex so good, I shouldn’t have to fuck for free?” But the beginning when you were like “would you wanna go out for a beer…” and your voice cracked followed by the instant mental voice of regret was too funny and painfully relatable 😅

Jenima

Beautiful slow burn audio art, thank you so much

Mantis

LOVE an obsessed narrator!💕

Angelie⁷

“I’ll Venmo you $5k” plus all errands and cooking/chores done for me, idk listener MC, personally me, I’d fold like a freshly removed shirt from the dryer 😂

Oriza

Oohh... yes please! One for the wordy people... Simple jock needs our help to pass his lit class so that he can stay on the sportsball team. He's more than happy to make a sexy trade for the tutoring when it turns out that we have him read a poem that moves him in completely unexpected ways... 🥵

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It's possible!

Ginny

So um, would you ever read poetry?

Cat

Add a couple puns and the intros can definitely read as Crypt Keeper 🥀👹

Nox

I had to hold myself back multiple times from listening to this at work. It was very tempting material.

shp

damn I rly liked the noises you made when the listener was biting you 🤭

Jasper💕

I’d milk you for every drop 🤤 I need to get pounded like that… I’m in heat…

.

Haha I will try to hit that harder

The queen of darkness

You did it again🫶 thougt I wouldn't be able to handle this one, but then he said the magical words "I don't want you to do, something you don't want to" and I got right back on track. I have said it before and I'll say it again. Your audios are perfect and I need them, more then I need air😋❤️

shellanofrhage

Tales from the crypt, loved this 😂. Inner monologue so funny. Bargaining ridiculous, she was taking you to the cleaners lol. Awesome start to your new year of content 🔥

OnSatansLap

The desperation, absolutely obsessed! Okay, but like, in the end it sounded like some overstimulation 😎 This sparked a thought, you being overstimulated due to the listener milking you for every drop, maybe even multiple rounds, as you thrash and beg that you can’t take it anymore! Yes please! 🤭

Yuki

I was waiting for the drop and of course...hot as heck! Thank you for the weekend treat kind sir!

Queen Zelda

oh geeze. listener was such a brat xD I'm so glad listener came to their scenes and had a wonderful steaming night with you :D it was so beautiful and steamy, gosh...amazing, recommend 10.000/10, chef's kiss, the best of the best. *melts in a puddle* x3

Shelby

It is criminal the things your voice does to me 💜

Ginny

Thank you for pronouncing “mischievous” correctly.

Brunette

I swear I'm not tweaking but you have a certain way of saying the word "and" that sticks out to me so much and I dont know why but I love it LOL

Ginny

You had me at good bants lol

Syn

😭 I was so worried for him in the beginning. The nervous inner dialogue was so cute, and then the desperation and vulnerability when he even offered her money 😭. A wonderful start to a Friday morning 🥰

Geek Girl

Oh I love the desperate obsessive ones! So hot. I really wish my husband wasn't out of town 😝

Lulu

same, where do i sign up?

Pam 701

Well, the listener knew exactly what they were doing in this one, didn’t they? I love all the inner dialogue. The negotiating was quite entertaining. I really liked how you expressed feeling overwhelmed even though you had wanted to be with the listener for a long time. The spicy parts and finish were 🔥 as usual! Love these roommates to lovers scenarios, and this is definitely a new favorite! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

holly

personally I’d do it for free

.

Hell yeah, I want to see the project. "This is your brain on DDrugs"

Doña Yayi

Ok so I just felt a 4.8 earthquake here in philly while i was relistening to this amazing don dark audio again 😳....well....i can say while i felt everything shake all around me i was calm and didnt panic or damage my panties in a horrible way!!! Geeeshhh there can be a category 5 hurricane and i will still sit here calm and listening to a sexy and relaxing don dark audio lol 😁😁😁😁. Sir this work of delicious art 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 your voice...and hells angels the sexy sounds, yep my panties definitely shook. Ok i say no more i need to behave no horny posting...but you siiirrrrrr 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 gawds you are so awesoooomeee!!!! Sweet boy hope you have an amazing day!!!! 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

I envy those who can listen to DDA at work or while driving! I simply canNOT. Tried once while working and completely forgot the objective of the project I was working on....I legit didn't even recognize the end product lol. I will save this for this evening so I can truly enjoy it 😇😏.

Naomi

Just in time to listen while I’m at work. 😜

.

He really shellacked himself, for real haha

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Feel better!

Doña Yayi

Oh my heart i was waiting for a new don dark audio to drop and now i am so ready to take a listen to this while i start my morning workout. Shiznit as soon as i saw this notification hells my panties fuckin melted!!!!! Let me prepare to get my ears, heart and other lower regions tickled deliciously ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mel

There’s pegging involved? 🥴

Mari V.

I love how he was oh-so-sure he got us figured out, just to discover who's in control 🥺🖤 he's so needy and pathetic *affectionate* delightful as always! ✨

Fera

Get well soon 💚

Fera

Well that was the *perfect* start to my Friday morning. I’m actually going to be in a good mood for my meetings now, thank you!!

Xyla

I really don't mind waking up to new dda audios, what a way to start ones day 👌 First tho, your comment about feeling like the crypkeeper, I love that for you, such a vibe! The keeper of carnal desires and sins of the flesh (I am so sorry, I've been on a Ghost (the band) binge, it seens they infiltrated my vocab 😅🤦🏻‍♀️). Excellent audio as always 👌 I feel a little bad for him tho, 5k short and what, 3 months (?) worth of chores 😅😂 He picked the wrong person to bargain with 😅

F4ke

Power bottom of the century??

Miss_Nicky31

I just woke up (it's morning here) and this is a very nice way to start my day! Love it so much!❤️

RetroFuturism

I don't know why but the wildness of the beginning had me in stitches. I can't fathom someone I'm already attracted to offering 5k to make out, but you somehow made it sound so reasonable and possible 😂