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Rejecting a jerk... then taking him home?? (m4f)

🕑 Added 2024-04-13 02:50:19 +0000 UTC

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Haha thank you Skeletor 😘

Skeletor

I love these obscure little stories that are popping up in my midnight mining. I’m in it for the plot, holy shit. How do have so much depth and understanding of human nature? You must be 193 years old, but you had vocal surgery to sound 23-33. I wasn’t expecting this on a this-stuff channel. In other words - what’s a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?

au naurrr (◠‿◠✿)

Love it. Love everything about it. 💅💖🎀🙌

irkallan

Damn, I wasn't expecting this to be like it was. It was definitely hot, but it was also a very funny depiction of a specific kind of douchebag, and then a shockingly compassionate look into the deep insecurity at the heart of pickup artistry. The listener being a psychologist who was totally in control and too confident to fall for his shit was such a power trip, and I love how quickly he flipped into being so eager.

Kaitlyn Christison

Did I just find the origins of the Subby Boyfriend series? 🤩🤩🤩

Ann Harlow

I really started this one not sure if I was going to like it, it's definitely not normally my kind of thing. That's all the more reason for me to reiterate that DD is just 👏 that 👏 good 👏 at making things appealing to me that I never liked before. It just keeps surprising me, there hasn't been a single audio I haven't finished because I get so invested. 💕

LaShawn

Nice to let her take over, that was so hot 🔥; I quite enjoyed that, mmhmmm😈😏

Feral Fenris

Oh god. The begging and whimpering was heavenly in this one.

Barbie Travis

sir.. i am a sub. how did you make me feel this way, what--

Michelle

Listener response: My dear boy, from the moment you opened your mouth, you started revealing your true self. Usually jerks have some kind of deep rooted insecurity. I could see that right away. It was also quickly apparent that you like to use a lot of big words, but you don't always know what they mean. That was just another layer that I knew would need to be pulled back before we could really get to the heart of who you are and what you really wanted. Then, you came out with the manipulatory conversation, interesting. When someone's actions don't match their words, it says something to me. When a guy sits down and starts a meaningless conversation with me, then tries to tell me I'm not his type, that brings up some red flags. Do you want to know what I think? I think strong, confident women fascinate you, but they also scare you just a little. Maybe you were thinking you weren't smart enough, or talented enough to match a strong woman like me. Maybe you thought if you put on a strong front, it would make you more attractive and me a little intimidated. Maybe that makes you feel better as a man, to try to put me in my place. But, what you failed to realize is a strong thinking woman can choose to soften or become stronger depending on what the situation calls for, and, You my dear, have provoked a response. Now, I could soften, to give you the courage and space you think you need to make a move. But the question is, how soft is too soft? At what point does softness become desperation? Is desperation really the best thing? Maybe it's not. Maybe becoming stronger is the better for now. Perhaps you need a firmer hand than my first perusal indicated. Let's find out, shall we. I am going to take charge of my pleasure and enjoy myself, like I planned to when I first walked in the door. You can decide right here and now whether you want to be a part of that. You are welcome to join me if you want to be authentic, and I would love it if you would. I like puzzles, like you, but I don't like mind games, so I've decided not to play them. What will it be dear boy, what will it be? If you want the satisfaction of pleasuring me, then I will need some begging from you. I will satisfy myself however I choose, but if you want to know what that is like, you will let me put my fingers in your mouth. No, you will ask me to put my fingers in your mouth. You will beg for me to ride you and cum on you. You have to show me how much you need me if you want me to let you cum for me. Otherwise, you can go your merry way and find some other fool to play your games with.

Kryina Histen

I freaking died! This was something spiritual 🙌

xy

First time listening to this and first part made me cringe so hard… TAT

Princess Penguin

The "yes, ma'am", "is that good?" And the repeated 'thank you's' got me fucked up lol. I have far too much enthusiasm about making someone beg now and I fear it will not be up to par💀

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Welcome 💖

Mars

Ooo, yes, please give him ideas. A subby incubus would be a nice switch up too.

Mars

Yes x100

Mars

Too realistic 🤭

Mars

This is the audio that finally made me subscribe to your patreon

Emera

My my aren't you adorable? The humiliation begging isn't really my thing but you did very well in role playing this scene. Good job 😊🩵

Vasa

All I can say is- holy fuck. 🌊🥵

Erica⛓️✨️

Your begging is just *chefs kiss* makes my eyes roll back & makes me bite my lip, you naughty boy 🫦💦

arduous Popsicle

This is so goooood

Pandora Mauve

How do I keep finding ones at random that I’ve listened to and not put my two cents? Obviously, my brain gets foggy after I listen. 😵‍💫 Oh, the begging in this. 🫦 Especially the begging at the end. 🥴🥵 My brain almost always shuts off when I listen to these audios. My productivity is in the hole, and I don’t regret it. 🤭😉

theshrugslife

"but the market-" 💀

Ariel

Okay, but this actually made me laugh out loud.

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😇

Ruby

Ahhh I’m blushing! ☺️ I screamed noo when it was over so soon 😭😭

kirbs

im soaked now thanks

Seren23

holy hell i'm mad at myself for being late to this one. total brain reset🤯

Janyx XVII

😳*cough*😳😵‍💫🥵

Spice Chai latte☕️

New turn on unlocked ✨BEGGING ✨ fukkkkkkk you never disappoint us 😏🔥🥰😫🙏

Dìomhair Nirvair

26:42 these few seconds make me absolutely ravenous. *growls* 💘

Cat

Welcome to the club 😈

Holly March

theory: deepdark is trying to find our limit but we don't have one... Aristocratic Baron Assaults You And Then Calls You Peasant and we'd still end up going "now in his defence... his heavily implied backstory and the subtle voice tremors suggest..."

Sara

Another new favourite 🖤✨ we're so spoiled

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Holly March

this is just fab! i'm a subby through and through and this still had me thrashing! what a good dom/me to have that much patience and benevolence!

StitchKitty

shit, where's my inhaler 😫 never 💦 so hard, what are you doing to us???

Allie

Wait why did I like this one so much?!? I just started listening out of respect for you, then I finished listening out of respect for myself 🤭

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You're welcome as always 😘

canrock

can't believe i put this one off for so long thinking it wouldn't be my cup of tea and further that it somehow ended up being even better than the other absolute bangers you've put out recently. completely amazing, 10/10, thank you as always 🌟

Kanna Rose

Him: Don't flatter yourself I didn't want to take you home Also him: You want to come home with me! I'll call a cab right now! The way this dude just switches up his behaviour is hilarious😂

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* laughs in corruptor *

nightbluesky

Am I… a switch? 🤔 * panics in good girl *

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Eyyy, welcome! ✨

Oriza

I have never wanted to peg a man so badly in my life. 🤨 This is hot, but also... This f'n guy lol. He gets pegged in a future episode. He must learn. 😈

cherrybert

Every nyc fin bro transplant having a retainer for a summer fling fuck situation…. I am triggered 🥲

Astrama

How to get a sugar mommy 101 😂

delilah

This the one that finally made me subscribe to your patreon after listening to it on YouTube, bravo sir 👏

YuumiSnow

Subby men usually aren't my thing but dang that was delicious 🤤

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds fuck me up, down and all around JEEEEESAAAAAAAASSSS fuckin hades havin a shot of jack straight this was just pure perfection 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 just finished listening to this again and holy fuckin hells my head is spinning, my ears are ringin, my hands are shakin, my legs are wobbly i feel like fuckin jello and shiznit i cant with this man's sexy and delicious dirty talk and moans and holy mother of melting panties this man's pleasure at the end GAAAAAHHHHH Don dark for the reals you sir 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.......you ruin me but in the most yummiest of ways with that voice of yours!!!!! Shit....fuck i say no more!!!! Will behave!!! Noooooouuuu horny posting and gawds don dark , sweetness you are so AMAZING!!! sweet boy 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂 you are awesome!!! Keep spoilin us lovelies here with your wonderful talents 😊💋🫂❤️

Dakoteh

I loooooooooove this!

The queen of darkness

Holy shit! I got a little anxiety at the beginning. I hate men who talks to women like that. But, you did it again. You made me like something I never thought I would. I simply love how she dominated him! Hell yeah, girlpower dilux🫡

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

Ugh, cannot wait to listen to this tonight! Went through withdrawals this weekend not being able to listen to your audios; they've replaced all my other sleep aids. Thank you for being so consistent and diverse with your content, please know it is appreciated.

Cat

It’s tsundere 👌🏼 I’m surprised he’s not into anime at this point

Cat

Oof this is next level tsundere hate fucking. I can’t stand mansplainers 🫠 but this was wildly entertaining

Selene

I’d love a continuation of these characters, It be so interesting to see the speaker character want to further explore this new dynamic he has with the listener. 💜

gooze

another banger👍 will replay ten million times

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Very silly indeed!

gooze

i love humiliating men❤️ hehe also ur audios are soo silly

Backie Jurkhart

I dead ass thought the listener was a succubus and we were gonna eat him 😂 your acting is always fantastic but this one sweeps at the DDA awards!

F41ry

A moment of silence for us😭😭

Sugar and Spice

Its the charisma.👌🤣

Vala

Hooooleee sh*****t, DDA ... O_O!!!

N4mi3

haha time to go touch grass

N4mi3

ONG

N4mi3

It’s the charm 🫢

Pebbles

Absolutely cackled at 21:54 "oh my god ur so fkn weird" 😂

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Every once in a while I'll get into more niche subject matter, but my aim is always to please the crowd 🤍

Geek Girl

The first part was bonkers. Like seriously, the listener is my hero. His confidence just kept plummeting. Normally, I love those dominant guys, but you are a master of the insecure subs. Perfection!

Sugar and Spice

I know I was so annoyed and turned on. Like that's not how that's suppose to work? 🥴

N4mi3

I think this was probably the first time I was into the listener character, not saying the speaker wasn’t hot ;3 but methodical and witty characters are my weakness 😛 do you think you’re going to delve into obscure kinks anytime soon?

Pam 701

OMG, two subby audios in a row, and you are spoiling us with the frequency that you’re posting! This is so hilarious at the beginning. Thank you for the humor on my Saturday morning. You voiced this arrogant jerk to perfection. Then the transition from that to him realizing that the listener had him figured out and being embarrassed is great. He was negging, then she had him begging. 😂 Another excellent audio, DDA! ❤️🥵🔥🥵❤️

Fera

Look, this is incredibly hot, YES, and also you have completely skewered the “manosphere” stuff that keeps seeping into the way (some) insecure men interact with women. The only thing I don’t buy is that a PUA type would agree to go home with a woman after she saw through them like this. In most cases I’d guess their pride wouldn’t let them. But THIS adorable puppy of a man?! He’s still saveable 🥵

A

Was legit in tears laughing at the first part. Just perfection. Then the psychological dismantling?! So clever. Thanks for the dish of sexy schadenfreude.

Divina

“Have I humiliated myself enough for you?” Not even close bud but we’ll get there 😈

Diesel Dreamer

Hooooooo MAMA! If your other audios are fire, this one was LAVA. The writing on this one was sooooooo good. I love how she methodically picks him apart and then takes him home and just annihilates him 😁 Fantastic script, thanks for feeding us so well this week

Guilty Pleasures

Went for a dom, got a sub. My dommy mommy is thankful for this feast, pillow princess is cringing in the corner tho. XD

Jordyn

Girl exact same 🤭

Shelby

Didn't think so, but hey, had to shoot my shot

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I don't do other people's scripts/characters, but I'll let you all know if that ever changes 🤍

Kanna Rose

How can you make the most deplorable characters so likeable😩

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LKLG

"I'll wait until you tell me"...SIR 🥵

Lyz

“pretty please!!” YEAH GO AHEAD ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!

Queen Zelda

Poor guy and at the same time gosh, that was so delicious :'D your subbies will be the death of me 🫠 your doms too xD thank you so much for your hard work and your amazing service *10,000,000 / 10* always recommend :D

JL

LOL, the way he tried to continue the conversation even after he got called out! 😂 I wasn't sure I wanted to listen to this one (finance bros make me cringe), but you made it funny! Also: wow, three uploads in four days? Thanks for spoiling us, but I do hope you're taking enough time for yourself! 🤗

the____moon

A sub and a switch audio BACK TO BACKKK happy jumping emote 🙂‍↕️ he’s so cute🥹

Shelby

Idk how on/off script you ever go, since I know you play out what you're feeling, but if ever, I'd love to write you even a really loose one ((twiddling my evil thumbs))

Shelby

"Please enjoy this tale of delightful rejection, failed negging, and "just desserts." [Insert Cryptkeeper laugh.]" This had me cackling right off 🤣🤣 The profuse gratitude at the end tho did me in 🙃🫠 it was absolutely 👨🏼‍🍳🤌 I stan your voice so hard 😍 it scratches all my kinky itches 💜 tysm for indulging the switch in me 🥰

MDF3

I haven’t been following this channel for super long, but Deepdark mansplaining still feels so out of character I was chuckling right from the start. 🤣 Adorable.

Julez

Once again woke something up in me

F41ry

Why did I think he was gonna say “Yes mommy”😺 ⁱ ʷⁱˢʰ ʰᵉ ᵈⁱᵈ this is a sign for me to turn off my phone and go outside

midnite_quinn

Holy shit that climax. 🥵 I've never heard you sound like that before. I like to subby side of you. ❤️

RetroFuturism

The way he folded SO FAST when the listener said they were considering going home with him had me holding in my laughter. I can't lie, it was cute.

Sugar and Spice

I once went to a bar to read and try their food once. Lol it didn't go as I expected and now I go to the library or a restaurant. I love how the listener challenged the speaker on his knowledge and manipulation tactics. The nervous honest rambles had me feeling some type of way. I love the way the speaker was confused and excited with what the speaker wants. The speaker became such an honest good boy towards the end. 🤍 When he said,"yes ma'am." 🫠 When he thought just asking was enough and the speaker was like I know you can do better than that. 😈 He became so desperate and eager to please. I'm so ready for bed now. I feel like we're being spoiled with all these updates recently. Thank you!❤️

NE0VURSE

3:47 - as a to-be psychiatrist i’m not gonna lie that spooked me lmao

Gemma Rae

Not that it wasn't still hot, but I was actually laughing out loud at this one! It's way too on the nose! I dealt with countless guys like this when bartending, and the more I called them out on their BS, the more they tipped me. 😆

Shellbelle

Normally not a huge fan of subby guys, but THIS guy...it's poetic. (Chef's kiss)

lovelynight

And...downloading

Mari V.

You're spoiling us with all the subby vibes and humiliation recently! The stuttering? The pleading? Oh I am a sucker for pathetic, whiny men... thank you for the meal🥺❤️‍🔥

Hilary

This audio just made my night 😘 you’re spoiling us so much 😩 what did we do to deserve this?? Pleaseeee tell me so I can keep doing it 🙏🏽🧎🏽‍♀️😖

N4mi3

Srry your name is really pretty :3

Hilary

Deepdark begging for meee? 😍 I just loveee the way you beg. “Please is my new favorite word thanks to you 😖😍 It was so hot it had me wanting to give you everything 🥵🥵 you’re usually my dom daddy but I can get used to this side of you 😍❤️‍🔥 you really know how to satisfy a woman’s auditory senses

Morrighan Nightshade

Perfect way to start my Saturday! The way you captured the essence of the finance bro...brought me right back to my university days when the finance bros in training would go "slumming" at the humanities to get "freaky". The needy begging was perfection as well. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

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Thank you, Riley 💖

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I gotchu

N4mi3

SHDJIDJDJD STOOOOOP I WASNT GONNA SAY IT BUT 🤭🤭🤭 the beginning def gave incel vibes but he’s just pookie coded

Jordyn

2 sub audios in a row? Oh you are FEEDING us sir 🤭🤭 you must’ve literally read my mind bc omg I’ve been praying for them (not to mention we *need* more yandere and husband ones too if you’re having any trouble thinking of ideas hehe) (and just sfw audios in general to fall asleep to !!) amazing job btw but that goes without saying 💕💕 your characters are always incredible even if they’re not the most likable in the beginning lol

Diabolikupcake

🤌 *yes*

Nox

Aww! This was so sweet and very cute! I just wanna cuddle him and call him a good boy!

shellanofrhage

So different, I loved the beginning, laugh out loud moments aplenty 😂, switching it up DDA with the storyline. Your “finish” was the epic- est yet 😍🫠🔥

Lakora

EATING MY ENTIRE LEG AND BREAKING OUT OF MY ENCLOSUREEEE

EvilRoySlade

I love pathetic men 🗣🗣‼️this is definitely one of my new favorites🙇🏽 thank you for another banger

Flicker

I try not to comment on these unless I feel confident I have something worth saying, but damn. The switch up, the fantasy of putting a boy like this in his place. The added effect of him /liking it/. I especially like the way you voice the begging, from the half-hearted pleading into the near panic of desperation as the listener pulls away. I could write pages and not be able to articulate how well you do it. Congrats on your absolutely heavenly voice, you use it incredibly well.

glasses girl

LOVE the begging sir like im missing having you cry for the listener begging

Mina Bee

I put this on while I was out and about. The begging near the end is making it so difficult to maintain a straight face right now 🫠🖤🖤

Doña Yayi

Well holy mother of deliciousness and fuckin hades havin a shot of henny with Dr. Pepper now we got a financial jerk on a mission to tickle us and have us thoroughly satisfied???? Yep i is ready for this ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 let me put my guitar away and serve maself another drink 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

Lakora

I keep needing to pause from laughing too hard in the beginning lmaooo

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Welcome home!

aevis

This is about to be my welcome home gift I swear. So glad to be back and listening 🤍🫂.

Cutie09💓

Omg the begging the pleases so hot 🔥 omg 🥵💥🔥

Lauren ♡

AHHH I love when you reply to my comments (≧◡≦) ♡ and you’re so sweet!!! :))

Cutie09💓

Lol " excuse me excuse me bartender this guy what ya drinking sweetheart nothing fine " lol 😂 omg your so good " I gave him a big tip too " lol 😂 " I done robinhood last year " oh we caught you out lol 😂 " you dress 👗 really well but why would choose those shoes " lmao OMG DDA THIS WAS INCREDIBLY DONE " for 🤭 real " you come home I LOVE THIS ❤️❤️ " I don't want u to think 🤔 too highly of yourself " omg am in stitches here 🤣🤣🤣 awww you did have sweet side " this isn't how pictured your bedroom it dark freaky omg 🤦‍♀️ 🤣 I can't help but love your character your cute and cheeky 😝 YES MAM 🥵💥🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️ EPIC AUDIO DDA THANKYOU ❤️❤️❤️