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Shy skater punk gives you a "lesson"... (m4f)

🕑 Added 2024-04-26 02:39:49 +0000 UTC

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Ruth Ann Lund

as a med student, that part made me crash out a little ngl lol. Especially when he mentioned the hot glue

Eris Taylor-Grant

I read somewhere that crazy glue was originally meant to be used for surgical wounds. They didn’t end up using it for that… But that was supposed to be the purpose.

MJ

This one was really sweet and did...something for me. I swear, I knew this boy in high school. I was friends with him. I definitely had a crush on him. (Teenage me was not so slick as to manage anything like this story, of course.) I still think of him sometimes, wonder how things turned out, hope he's okay.

Ann Harlow

EXCUSE ME SIRRR 🤚😭 If anyone tells me smth like this has EVER happened in real life, I will literally just pass away 🫠😫 like gurl you didn't even know his nameeeee what- However if you sir just showed up on my doorstep like that I would absolutely not object to this playing out~ 🤭😉💕

Rachel Tipaldi

Damn, his utter enjoyment while he ravaged that pussy. This is the only acceptable form of talking while your mouth is full. 🤭

LaShawn

Oh Goddamn!! You are unashamedly, and deliciously, good at this; I could only imagine....🤭😻

Melissa Janelle

Hands down the BEST UGHHHH! I love the mix of tongue fcking and teasing laughter haha soooo hot and casual ahhh 🔥🔥🔥🤤

harmony cochran

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💍💍

harmony cochran

All I can say is OMFG ♡MARRY ME PLEASE

Michelle

Your welcome😇

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I love the secret backstory headcannon 💕

Michelle

Fun fact- Surgeons do, infact, use medical grade "crazy glue" on small surgical incisions. Another fun fact- a hot glue gun definitely does not work. One more fun fact - my brother was a skater as a teen and I can attest to the whole shoes being trash. I think his Vans were held together with duct tape. I love the vulnerability of the speakers inner voice. And while I enjoy a good dom, I also like the absence of power play here where the listener is taking the gentle lead but consent is fully implied for both parties. My guilty presupposition is that she has been watching him on his board for several days now and jumped on this unexpected opportunity. Now, can I just speak to the whole "talking with your mouth full" issue. Usually I would consider this a no-no as I really can't stand looking at the contents of another person's mouth. But under these circumstances, I find it perfectly acceptable and maybe even encouraged. I thoroughly enjoyed every garbled word and moan from your mouth to my ears.

Pandora Mauve

I must be slacking off. 😅 I didn’t even comment on this one either?! 😱 As someone who still owns a board and still thinks a skater is hot, I would’ve LOVED for this to happen. 😍 I probably wouldn’t have wiped out as bad either. 😂 I had a really bad habit of dating skaters and musicians back in the day. 🤭 That voice, that laugh, and those moans always make my brain stop working. 🫠

Holly March

"soon as i saw you i wanted to toych you. soon as i touched you i wanted to kiss you" i am... so angry at myself for not coming up with that line, that is flawless writing, sirrah!

Benjamin Phillips

You just radiate that conversion-needing energy, I guess. That's sweet.

JL

Yesterday, I was approached by two Mormons on the street while on my way to work. I remembered how nice your skateboard punk was about the Jehovah's Witnesses (I know, they're not the same), so I stopped and chatted with them for a bit. Good on you, DDA! 😊 They were very pleasant, as usual. Actually, this isn't the first time I've been approached by Mormons. (Last time was in Hong Kong!) I must have a friendly face or something! 😄

Meii

Do a kick flip lolz

Benjamin Phillips

Amazing 👏😄

GingerBombsite

Little fanny throbber to start my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (fanny is slang for vagina in Scotland, just in case any American or Canadian listeners think there is something wrong with my arse 😂😂😂😂😂) I’m going to try and come up with unique, sometimes bordering on sweetly vulgar compliments instead of the usual ones lol

Jasmine

🫠🫠🫠

Benjamin Phillips

😘

Kimmmmmm

Dam you are so hot!❤️‍🔥

Jae☺️

I listened again to seek out the wholesome parts. And I’ve decided that the 69 scene is the wholesome part. ☺️The Yin and Yang ☯️ is the sum of the parts - making it whole. 🙃

Benjamin Phillips

I try to make sure there's a good mix!

Jenima

It’s wonderfully refreshing to have a (m4f) episode. Thank you so much for your beautiful audio art

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Also wasn't it a *little* wholesome?? 😅

Jae☺️

💯. Unapologetically hoping that happens.

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Hehhh maybe I'll win him over and he'll join ❤️

Jae☺️

Has no one else noticed the tag on this audio that says “wholesome” 😂? Like if we mean organic, sustainable and full of nourishment, then yes! Chock-full. I’m on the DDA diet and it’s changed my life! 💝 Secondly- that whole 69 scene with those sfx. 🫠❤️‍🔥 Lastly- the guy I was flirty texting with before I found you, resurfaced. I told him about your skillset. He was a little jealous and I said listen, me and DDA are a packaged deal. You in or out? He’s in. Ya know, until he’s out. 😂

Champagne Champagne

Nah, he was really gonna use krazy glue or a hot glue gun to out his SKIN back together?!?! What ridiculousness is that?

Cat

Girl yesss 🥰🖤🖤

Cat

This made me chuckle 😆

gooze

yess exactly!!

Brunette

I've seen smut a good amount of times and never In the history of ever has hearing someone moan so passionately that it makes my toes curl up and my heart get all shy 😭😭😭 great work per usual!

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ขอบคุณที่ให้ฉันอยู่ในประเทศที่สวยงามของคุณ 🙏😘

cherrybert

As a Thai girlie I don’t PLAY when it comes to my fruits 😭 🧎🏽‍♀️thankuforeverything

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You're very welcome, cherrybert 😘 And ✨mangosteens✨ I kneel for the "Queen of Fruits"

cherrybert

Omg as a brown girlie I hope you enjoy the mangoes and mangosteens in Southeast Asia and enjoy the blistering heat 💀 Also requiring a whimpering yes mommy from you would be a 🫶🏽🤝🏽 okay bye and thank you for STILL delivering everytime regardless of outside circumstances a true gem for perverse 💞

Yuki

At least someone's liking the weather lol enjoy the travel! Ask us if you need food recos

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Thank you! And I better watch out heh

Jennifer Lopez

Aww I hope the chaos is recording inconveniences and not actually anything troubling to you/your experiences. I can always wait for your posts as long as I know you’re doing okay. Sending good vibes your way!!! Anyway, onto important business matters here. You’ve heard of cute aggression before, yeah? Good because from this intro, it sounds like you’re itching for a good 👋👊💥

Gothic.sun

14:52 and 15:08 I love your chuckle and laugh so much is so cute and charming

Heather

Lolol the 'don't call me an ambulance. do I look like a millionaire?' is too real 😂

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I love this weather! The innermost circle of Dante's Inferno is ice.

N4mi3

I like the background colors you’ve been adding to your video thumbnails. It gives it a bit more life and gives me the mood I should be ready for (🌈color psychologyyy ✨)🥀

Shellbelle

This was deliciously filthy!

Fable

Yup!! To nerd out with you, Gooze, depending on the depth of the wound, antibacterial soap and hot water are often enough, then with a dressing with neosporin/antibac cream! (Learned this when working with vaccinated dogs who sometimes got in fights!)

Yuki

Southeast Asia is hellish due weather....why are you here??? Haha seriously though thanks for the pick me up. I got sick the past few days

Athy

This got me vrooomm- just a thought...what if you made a full Boyfriend Crashes Car and F@#$%& Dies like Ricky ASMR and SkcAsmr 😩

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Tyyy 💕 I figured that ambulance bit would either be bewildering or way too real, depending on whether somebody's in the US.

🌻Prisney Dincese🌻

Okay, now make him obsessed. I have issues that need to be fulfilled. Please? 🥹

Oriza

My mom and grandma and cousins are JW, and it made me smile too. ♡ I just get a "good person" vibe from DD. 🥰

Johanna

I was listening with a straight face the beginning and when you mentioned the ambulance I started cracking up about it. It so sad and ridiculous that ambulances are so freaking expensive 😩 I loved this audio, it is different but at the same time it's comfortable and pleasant 💗💖 awesome work!

Doña Yayi

Purityofthought ❤️🫂🫂🫂 no worries you did not overstep thank you for those lovely words. It is time for me to heal and let my forever beloved rest in peace in father god's arms. I always keep him in my heart and thoughts and always remember not how he left this world but how he lived and showered me always with happiness and love.

Doña Yayi

Don dark my beautiful sweet heart thank you 💋❤️🫂🫂🫂

nightbluesky

Of course ❤️❤️ our little DDA and Vessel fan club is small but growing

gooner

this got me barking i’m not gonna lie RUFF RUFF

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Truly an ambitious amount of good food 💕

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Glad it's worth it, Gooze. I'm in Southeast Asia now ✨

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I'll be damned! Good to know about hydrogen peroxide.

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I am *working* on it 🫡

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Can't fault them for asking, I suppose.

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So sorry to hear, Doña. I hope it passes soon 🫂

luminous

Welcome to sea😎 do drink lots of water, we're kind of in the middle of a heatwave lol

All for you

I didn't see anyone mention this but I like how respectful and nice he was about the Jehova witnesses It was soooo sweet!

Doña Yayi

Thank you lotuslee ❤️🫂🫂🫂

LotusLee

Omg! But waiiiit Can I join you guys?😄 Because…tell me why I just got put on to Sleep Token earlier this week? Went down a Reddit rabbit hole on the lore between Vessel and Sleep 😩

LotusLee

My heart goes out to you Doña as well 🤍🫂

Naomi

What a wholesome cutie omg!! 💞I love the kind of guy who is still worried he might get blood on my couch after all of that.

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

I've always felt that there are certain losses that we experience that are felt at a deeper level, so I can't even pretend to know what it feels like to lose a spouse. We will grieve for as long as we need to grieve though, so I hope that you take the time to feel, give yourself the space to grieve, and heal without the guilt of time. You're a bright spot in the comment section, so I just felt compelled to reply (hopefully not an overstep) ❤️🫂.

Queen Zelda

you have me melting here, gosh, darn, man...this was wonderful. I love especially the kisses, so beautiful ❤️❤️

JL

Wishing you happy, safe and smooth travels. You must be enjoying some really good food over there! Yum!! 😋

Chrissy Cat16

Oh baby, you knew I needed something sweet to cheer me up today, you’re so good to me 😘🥰.

Jordyn

I am… a puddle. Your laugh is too cute btw 🥺 safe travels, love!

gooze

WAIIITT BC U ATE WITH THIS ONE ITS SO GOOOD agh. honestly i love your audios. ur the first person ive ever bought a patreon for and im getting my dam moneys worth🙏 also u said you’ve been traveling? where to :0

gooze

“hiding these” is crazzyyyy😭 also not to sound like a NERD but you shouldn’t put hydrogen peroxide on wounds (especially deep ones) because it can end up causing more harm than good :p (it ends up inhibiting wound healing and irritates skin) 💔sorry to “erm akshually” you

The queen of darkness

If I ever get a boyfriend, he has to be like this. Cute, gentle, asking and checking in. I love this. I wonder, can deep dark make an audio I don't like?🤔 not a challenge, btw😂 it's more than enough of the hardcore stuff out there and that's why I'm here☺️ the gentle nature of deep dark🫠🫠🫠🔥🔥🔥❤️

Naomi

Kind of. I’m admin at a university, but I am always looped into a bunch of mandatory training that should be for the hospital staff.

Cutie09💓

I love this " ambulance are u crazy Am not a millionaire lol 😂 oh DDA how you brighting my day " is that hoolahoop why do you have hoola hoop " 🤣 aww then your sweet then fist bump lol 😂 LOVE INNER VOICE PART BRILLIANT 🤣❤️‍🔥 I love your laugh 😂 then Holly hell it gets hot 🔥 💥❤️‍🔥🥵🥵🥵 " Jesus Christ your hiding these under there DDA U CRACK ME UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣 THEN 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 LOL 69 WITH ME 🥵 " OMG RIDE ON MY FACE " me I fall over in boneless heap ❤️‍🔥WOW INCREDIBLE AUDIO ALLWAYS MR DDA SEX MASTER HOPE YOU TRAVEL SAFELY THREW SOUTHEAST ASIA TAKE CARE ❤️❤️❤️😌 THANKYOU FOR DELICIOUS TREAT

Eliza McAlistor

Are you in the medical field? Like I’m so curious what the title of your presentation means??

Nox

Oh man so true about Healthcare expenses. Have fun in Southeast Asia! Eat all the delicious foods you can!

Naomi

Saving this for later because I’ve got a one hour zoom presentation to sit through this afternoon and the title is literally “Stroke…what does it mean to you?”

Cat

Omg 😂 he does remind me of a furious little cat when you put it that way! And goddamned talented, he’s earned all of his success ♥️

Doña Yayi

Thank you purityofthought. Yes these days have been rough with a broken heart and painful memories. I lost my husband on this very day back in 2011. My heart still bleeds for him. I am tryin my hardest to move on i grieved for so long. I'll be ok 🙂 thank you purityofthought ❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂

nightbluesky

Oh girl don’t even get me started on Vessel… (aka loml with his little steppies and growls 😩❤️)

Cat

Hehe right back atcha, fellow Sleep Token Worshipper 🙌🏼♥️

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

I always look for your comments, they're so expressive and enjoyable to read. But I'm sorry to hear that you haven't been in a good place these past couple of days Doña. Sending you good vibes, peace and comfort 🫂.

nightbluesky

Cati, I believe you and I would be great friends 😂

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

😳 *That* would be insanely hot, and I believe I read in a previous 'Ask Me Stuff' that you are over 6'0" soooo yea.

Doña Yayi

I missed this last night and shiznit don dark im sorry and please dont put me in the ---------> ova thereeeee!!!!!! 😳❤️💋🫂.....ive been very emotionally broken these few days and today i feel so lost and sad and my heart still bleeds today is a very dark day for me...the 26 has been so dark for so many years. But anyway let me get ready to listen to this awesome work of don dark art and have my heart and ears tickled. And i see from the comments that there is a very delicious 69 goin on in this story...oral is my favorite thing i love it its like a drug i cant get enough of ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Well let me go take a listen. Don dark sweetheart ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 you are always awesome

nightbluesky

Eeeeee my little alt girl heart is so happy PS not sure about yall, but my millennial imagination puts him in ripped skinny jeans and DCs and no I don’t care if they’re out of style

Cat

You kidding? I would have lured him in with some weed as part of the first aid 😂

nightbluesky

😂 I see what you did there, and I appreciate it

Diesel Dreamer

His inner monologue is so adorable ❤️. And his approach was so cute...then it was all fire from there 😈

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It's true! Medical glue is a real thing and it's basically chemically identical to Crazy Glue.

Lyz

started blushing and kicking my feet when he complimented my eyes ☺️ compliment my eyes and i’ll fall in love with you in less then 3 seconds

MH

1. this audio was fire 2. you're right, Crazy glue isn't a substitute for medical attention but there's a brand of "spray bandage" that I'm almost certain is just crazy glue in spray form.

shellanofrhage

This was on fire 🔥❤️. I am rolling my eyes at my own self about being turned on by the teeth clamps, what the heck is that? 🫠🤯😍, and the the number of them in this audio. # spoilt. Love air pods, teeth chomps right in my ear, instant turn on.

Phos!

ONGGGGG I LOVE MY SHY MEN AGHHHHH

Aerista

Eeeeeeee thank you for posting this!! I will definitely be listening to this one more than once ❤️‍🔥 🫠 Its funny but I have had almost this exact same conversation with a friend once about using super glue for first aid. Like the listener, I won out in the end and we cleaned his wound properly but that is where the similarities stopped. 😂 Safest travels to you 💕

Be-gay-do-crimes

Don't shut the front door, let the guy in😂

Oriza

Oh, my elder millennial heart just skipped a beat! You know we melt for a dude on a board. I have a paper to finish up today, and this will be my reward 🥰 Enjoy your travels; there is no rush to return.

amani!

exactly dude

Be-gay-do-crimes

I loveee seeing the speaker's thought process, it just makes me feel good about myself because I love making people feel good and happy😊

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From your lips to godz' ears, Dìomhair ❤️🕯️

Cat

These sweet goofy punks cheer me right up ☺️ Thank you soooooooo so much for your adorable enthusiasm and rizz ❤️‍🔥 I think I’ll keep this one downloaded for angsty emergencies. International travel is exhausting, hope you’re eating well and getting plenty of rest 💋

Cat

Smart man 🥲 literal goals

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Heh! Thanks for that, Purity -- sex bloopers are 🤌 Is this also a reminder that I should do an intense size difference ep?

gooner

WE ARE SO BACK

Dìomhair

Him: ... Do I look like a millionaire? Me and my questionable mental arithmetic: YES, actually. *beams at the thought of you carrying 2000 Patron pictures in your wallet* ;) - Oh that 69 made my mouth water 🍭 mmmmwah! x

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

The soooooounds in this one....I'm pretty sure I have an oral fixation 😅. Also, feel free to continue blowing out the mic. I thoroughly enjoy when your finishes are more unhinged and it sounds like you're really allowing yourself to enjoy the moment. This gave me a happy flashback to when my ex and I tried 69 for the first time. There is a pretty significant height difference between us so we failed MISERABLY at first and it is hands down the funniest sexual experience I've had to date! Things eventually worked out after some creative pillow stacking, but the memory of that experience just came flooding back while listening to this and brought a smile to my face. I really hope your travels become less chaotic DD, so your focus can just be on enjoying yourself and the beautiful surroundings. Be safe!

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Thank you, aevis 💖

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Still traveling! Refusing to come back to the US until the weather's humane. And you're very welcome, Pam ❤️

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Yesss enjoy 🌟

aevis

I hope you’re enjoying your travels! Take as much time to enjoy yourself and the atmosphere. It’s perfectly reasonable to have some audio delays. 🤍🫂

aevis

My my… God I love me a skater punk and I have no shame in it.

Cat

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR A PUNK M4F?? *fans self* MY BODY IS READYYY

Pam 701

Well, that is some kind of first aid and pain relief! 😏 Another GREAT audio, and the enthusiastic cunnilingus is amazing. 😩 Also, you’re still traveling? Wow, you must really be enjoying it. I’m glad you’re getting to take such a wonderfully long trip. You deserve it, and we appreciate that you’re still posting audios while traveling. Stay safe, and thanks for this incredible audio! ❤️🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵❤️

Butterfly Seraph

Okay, I'm not even a girl, but I'm listening anyway bc I'm taking up skateboarding after getting a free skateboard, and I wanna get giddy over a skater punk hehehe

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Haha good, it is extremely authentic 💨 And thank you! It's beautiful here ❤️

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Nothing is sacred anymore.

LKLG

🥵🥵🥵🥵

maymaya

Only you to take my mind off of a shitty day 🫶

Hannah

My eyebrows shot up so fast when he said it 😍

SaintShy

Also hope you’re having fun on your travels! Wishing you many cool animal encounters and relaxing forest walks in Southeast Asia! Also, I may be alone in this, but I kinda like when you blow the mic out 😆 it adds to the authenticity!