Post "Boyfriend talks you to sleep in the car (m4a)" by "deepdarkaudio" from patreon

Maria

i was having a rough day with anxiety out of nowhere yesterday. went for a walk with you in my ear and finally had some peace. woke up 2hrs early today and finished the audio. sometimes a partial lobotomy sounds nice. in the meantime, i appreciate you. 💋

Daisy

I loveeee this one so much. It’s a good sleep aid but also it’s actually just so soothing to hear you talk about a random topic (don’t worry 10/10 would not give up the smut)

Caleidoscope Cat

I think astro physics/ quantum physics explanations in sultry voice is what the world needs more of. Maybe next time Spooky Action at a Distance? Schrodinger’s Cat? The more mind bending the better 🔥

little a

I second this, I'm back here yet again on another late night...

Midnightcrayon88

Can we have another one of these, pretty please?? This has come to the rescue on so many nights.

Anya

I'll miss these, but at least there's still youtube. I wish you all the success, whoever you are. I'm sorry I couldn't stay, I have someone toxic in my life who found it out, and it's not good news for me. I'll be back when things are better. See you later I hope. x

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Anya

I’ve been in the hospital this week and starting to go stir crazy, always loved driving and fell asleep to this and actually dreamt of being behind the wheel on some long stretch of road. I’m hurting but this audio has made me feel a lot less lonely, rambles about anything right now eases the noise, thank you

Ann Harlow

Once again, a lovely audio that I tried very hard to stay awake to listen to but sir, your voice is just too soothing. 💖 I don't think I made it even 15 minutes in, one second i was trying to listen to you talk about space telescopes, next thing I know my alarm went off lol. Honestly, thank you for every word that comes out of your mouth. 💕 I had to listen to this again while driving to work to see what I missed and I think I just fell in love (again) 😭 I'm a huge science freak so this made me so happy 😍🥰 also when you put the hand on the leg was sooo cute, I got flutters

Ann Harlow

I love space stuff! 😍 and I need sleep so I'm about to geek out- and hopefully pass out too lol 💕 you'll probably see an update on that in the morning ❤️😄 (I also love driving at night btw, it's so peaceful and you can just vibe 😊)

blissful schnooze

This is a really nice one,it felt like a personal space documentary ☺️. If you're interested in this subject, you would probably love the game Outer Wilds. It's space exploration with existential dread and a rich story. It's one of the most beautiful games I've ever played, would highly recommend 👌

Rosalie Night

Woke up at 3:30am & picked this to help get some extra hours in before the pets demanded breakfast. I started dozing off until "can I put my hand on your leg?". My heart quickened so fast. I'm not mad that now I'm fully awake. I am delighted to listen to your voice talk about astronomy or any other topic you please.

☆sunni☆

no he's saying that people were too interested in hearing him talk about science/black holes to go to sleep so next time he does a sleep audio he'll pick something people won't be interested in so they can fall asleep lmao

Katalyst

“next time I will pick a more boring subject.” Please tell me you’re not trying to say space and black holes are boring? Those are my favorite things and hearing you talk about it is so satisfying.

Theophena Wish

I like how sweet and intimate this one is. Like watching lovers snuggled on a park bench together.

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That's good to hear -- apparently it had the opposite effect on a lot of space nerds haha

Melissa Janelle

I have the worst insomnia and as soon as you started talking about the James Webb, which I'm such a dork over, I was hooked and passed out like a light haha 🙏🌃

little a

Lets go! ✈️ haha 💛

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I'd love to go! Looks so beautiful there ❤️

little a

I needed something soothing this morning and I happen to be originally from Guyana. This just hit so perfect 🥰 tysm!

Kimiyie

You should make another audio like this then! It was nice to hear how excited you got about it

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It's really very exciting haha

Kimiyie

Hearing you nerd out about this telescope is honestly so adorable. I'm here fighting sleep trying to listen to you talk because you sound so excited about it.

Angie

i need a compilation of these 🥺 ty so much for the sleep aids! 🫶

Peter Courtien

Such a beautiful speaking tone and manner. Love it! Sensually articulate!😊💙

Elle Driver

I woke up at 3am. (That means I have 3 hours left before it’s time to get the kid ready for school.) So I searched your page for sleep and found this. Omfg? It’s literally perfect. Car sounds. Perfect, deep rumbly voice. Space ramblings. I used to teach science! 🧪 It was my minor in undergrad. This was amazing. 🌙 Thank you.

KittyTheDevil

For the past few days I’ve been listening to this every night. It helps me sleep so well for some reason. I’ve really been struggling with sleep and this feels like a quick fix. I almost know this by heart now. 🤭

Frances Anderson

I was having trouble sleeping and that often happens I was diagnosed with complex ptsd. To hear you ramble emptied my mind and I fell asleep last night. Your voice is so soft and comforting. Thank you love ❤️

Remy Darling

This is genuinely the only sleep aid audio I've ever liked. Ever. I don't like affirmations like, 'you're beautiful, i love you' blah-fuckity-blah, it just makes me uncomfortable. But this... It's so perfect. So damned perfect. If you ever get the inspiration to do another one like this, I'm not saying I'd listen to it on repeat for freaking ever, but yeah. EDIT: I'm just gonna keep listening to this one over and over. It's honestly amazing. Thank you for creating this.

Remy Darling

Still sleeping to this. lol

Vidde

I really loved the description of black holes! I love space, but nobody has described it like that to me before! ❤️

Kimmmmmm

I actually fell asleep to this last night it was very soothing. 🤍 we need more of these please!☺️

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Literally anticlimactic haha

Brunette

Not me sitting here the entire time waiting for the nsfw to happen just to read the description at the 25 minute mark to see its SFW LOL. I was like "ok so when are they gonna pull over, are they gonna get freaky whilst driving" im dying omg

Usernumbernumber

Okay so... as a sucker for quality chat, this was hot. You also explained everything in perfect simplicity and enthusiasm, it was a delight to listen to so thank you for that. I nearly gasped when you mentioned dark matter, might have asked you to pull over just saying.

Benjamin Phillips

❤️

Emma 🫧

thank you

Cat

Good idea

Benjamin Phillips

Simple confessions are often the most compelling 💕

C

Thank you so much for this. It is giving a sense of relaxation and security, these kinds of audios are greatly appreciated!

Thena

Tbh DDA, I wanna kiss you while you’re talking

Cassandra Lynn Barrett

If you made this same POV but switched it to Warhammer 40K, then I think I’d actually fall asleep lmao

Naomi

Love this, but I definitely wasn’t bored enough to sleep. Dark matter might’ve done me in, I once actually did fall asleep during a talk on that. Still, this was lovely and relaxing. ❤️

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Welcome, Tigerlily! Delighted to have you 😘

Tigerlily AKA

God, I see you’ve just blessed me with this masterpiece of a dude to satisfy my fantasies in more ways than one 😉🙌🙏 Sir, where have you been all my life? Anyways, happy to be here.☺️

KYUBI

Man, this reminds me of my brother explaining all of one piece to me in a 7 hour road trip (Great audio btw keep up the work!)

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So lucky to see the Northern Lights from your driveway 🌌

Diesel Dreamer

My first year Astronomy professor said that if the event horizon of a black hole is big enough, you can actually pass through a black hole without being torn apart, and that blew my mind so hard that it always stayed with me. The most beautiful sunset I ever saw was in the Yukon. I was driving by a lake and I had to pull over to watch the sun set because the sky had turned the most beautiful shade of peach, and the sunlight was turning all the clouds peach and pink.

Angelie⁷

Finally got to sit down and listen to this! Been going through it recently and this really helped just chill out my brain from running laps all the time. Plus the cool science facts!! Thank you DDA ❤️‍🔥

Yuki

And as I was about to fall asleep, I notice something different. It's like you're really really close to me O.O

Yuki

Hm...I admit... your audio sfw and nsfw are my guilty pleasures because they make sleepy in no time. Not that the nsfws aren't hot..thank you!

the____moon

22:55 I have to comment bc there were a few that came to mind! The most beautiful sky I’d ever seen was probably during 2021, when the aurora borealis was clear as day from my driveway ^^ Another memorable one was of a pink-orangey sky with a rainbow, and a freight train passing by our property- looked straight out of a Studio Ghibli movie 🎞️ And just this last Sunday the moon was low, looked big and yellow from the back seat of my uber- was a beautiful thing to look at 2AM after clubbing lol

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As is your right ✨

Lilypad

Forever a passenger princess 🤞👸

Pebbles

I was working while listening and every time I tuned back in I was like "what are we even talking about"

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That seems to be one of the two strong responses haha

Cassandra Lynn Barrett

Not me actually staying awake!!! This topic is too interesting to sleep through lol

Cutie09💓

OMG 😲 I LOVE THIS especially when your saying stop opening your mouth your catching flies lol 😆 am just teasing and your safe and god the way u say baby god 🥵🔥" way you say relax now and I just put my hand on your leg " aww absolutely loved this DDA thankyou ❤️ 💖 💕

Thalassa Jackson

This was so soothing, I did wake up partway into the explanation of black holes and then fell back asleep sometime after 😅 I do like physics though, so I gotta try and stay awake next time

the____moon

Back again a second time because I fell asleep so quick and never got to the end yesterday night lolol

Kay

This episode is so wonderful. Your voice just keeps lulling me to sleep the moment you say I don’t have to do anything and I’m safe… 🫠🫠💕 i love your banter mixed in as always I love these- thank you so much💕

SaintShy

Lol no spaghettification, although that is one of my fav physics terms ever haha The main thing I remember being discussed was this “Ads/cft correspondance” thing which I still don’t understand at all. My brain hated it so much, it almost immediately decided to forget it lol. Then there was also some thing about how we might be able to measure information in a black hole by using “entanglement islands” and then some stuff about the “black hole information paradox” and “Hawking radiation.” I think this last part wasn’t too bad, but I still don’t really remember the details 😆 Now that I’m thinking about it again though, I’m getting so curious! I’ll have to make them explain this all to me again 😆😆

Ginny

Was one of the words “spaghettification?” 😝 I’d have loved to have been a fly on that wall.

Kanna Rose

Some of my fondest memories as a kid are of falling asleep in the car🥰

Kem

This was both incredibly soothing and immensely interesting. Also, with the talk of space time that lead into the "I wish this moment would never end" talk, I feel like that would have been a prime lead-in to a perfect loop audio where it gets to the end and seamlessly restarts at the beginning. A perfect, never-ending moment.

Lexx

Oopss

SaintShy

Haha, I would say sorry but I kinda like that 😆 Satisfying your own burning curiosity is fun, but infecting someone else with it is even funner 😈😈 Happy quantum black hole rabbit hole-ing 🖤

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I have so many questions I'm getting agitated.

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I said please listen responsibly, Lexx!

Jennifer Lopez

I keep replaying this in my head and that simple little phrase “you’re safe” makes me feel like I can take on the world. Like I could face my greatest fear and hold a tarantula with those words in my head

amani!

it’s truly so incredible!! no need to fear 💖

Oriza

This episode was absolutely phenomenal ♡ Thank you for the SFW care 🥰 Considering it, the subject matter is absolutely entertaining if you want to stay awake or doze. But it's the ✨️permission to sleep because everything is just fine and safe and taken care of✨️ that is so nice. For a person who is doing 10K things a day, the notion of no responsibilities for a few hours is lovely. ♡

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

I rotate like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep, so definitely been there too 😂

SaintShy

lmao my parents did this too! 3 times around the block and I was out 😴

Lexx

Update: I fell asleep to this and woke up with my earbud wires wrapped around my neck😅

SaintShy

I agree! From what I remember, we settled on the fact that it would help speed up computation! But then we started discussing how would you actually get the answer of your computation out of the hole lol. I think we had some argument that maybe if you're close enough to the boundary (but then how do you not fall in) then things got crazy, people started using words I didn't understand, and I forgot the outcome lol :P

Ginny

My guess is yes, it would go faster, but only if you’re on the right side of the black hole. :)

Ginny

Dude I had to lower the volume to barely audible so I could use it for sleep. The cadence was nice and soothing, though.

Cat

I’ll say! I’ve been living completely misunderstanding what they are (thanks, social media). Space docs usually make me overwhelmed and anxious because they focus on the massiveness of everything but this has me feeling curious…

MeridianSkye

Love it when you nerd out! I love learning from others. Very relaxing.

SaintShy

This is so true for me too!! DDA is the safest human! Feels like domestic bliss honestly. 🥹🥹

SaintShy

holy fuck you could not have made yourself more attractive. I do physics flavored math and sit next to the quantum dweebs (affectionate) at work and a couple weeks ago they were talking about tossing a quantum computer into a black hole and whether or not you could "compute difficult things faster" this way. Also talking about using black holes as quantum computers because they're "capable of holding quantum information." Their interpretation of falling into a black hole is that the person is being shredded into qubits and effectively "becoming quantum information." (Everything in quotes is a rough translation). That area is so fun to hear about because the experts will constantly acknowledge that what they're talking about sounds clinically insane/ they don't actually understand what the fuck they just said lol.

Pandora Mauve

You could read an encyclopedia and still make people relaxed enough to fall asleep. This is definitely going to be an audio I’ll use after getting out of work. It’ll calm my fiery Sagittarius energy.

LotusLee

Nothing I cannot handle, and I feel better already 😇 thank you night bestie~

nightbluesky

Oh no bestie! Hope you feel better soon

Bug🐛🪱

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nightbluesky

This is so sweet 🥹 will definitely be using this for falling asleep, your voice is so soothing.

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You're very welcome, fellow geek 😌

canrock

was gonna leave a comment when I finished, but i fell asleep in the middle 😴 guess I'll have to listen again tonight to try and hear the ending! 💓✨️

Nradova

I do love nerd talk knowledge is sexy, but the voice and background is soothing so sleep did happen, thank you sir this shall be added to my sleep aid list for insomniacs.

Flicker

I am absolutely not complaining lol. Can't wait for the sfw infodump series.

amani!

i say all that to say thank u haha

amani!

i have listened to this several times like this is honestly one of the best ddas ever for me bc i absolutely geek over black holes, like they’re one of my fave topics. idk this means a lot to me in a weird way

Ana

I love sleep aids 🥰 thank you

gooze

waiiit litterallyyy

F41ry

rain or thunder would’ve been the cherry on top for me lawddd😩

gooze

right his voice is so nice and perfect it’s so great <3 it’s sexy, soft, and relaxing

F41ry

SAME😭Just the way he says “baby” has me in a chokehold🫠

gooze

here to report i was on the brink of memorizing the other sfw one 💔

gooze

LETTSSS FUCKINGHH GOOOOOO ANOTHER ONE TO SLEEP TO RAHHHH. TALK NERDY TO ME BABY😫😫YES (can you tell i’ve been waiting for this one)

Johanna

I was hoping you talked about black holes and YOU DID! I was excited about it <3 Great job, it felt so relaxed to listening you talking about space, telescopes and stars 🌟 🌠

Phos!

Ahhh😣 as a social study student I love hearing my stem students talkkk!!

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This is not sleepy energy, Phos!

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! First time learning about this for me...

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Haha I am realizing I struggle to talk about little nothings!

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Damn, April's almost over, isn't it?? Tomorrow will be the day ✨

Phos!

NERD TALK LETS GOOOO LETS GOOOO!/!/£/£:£:

Jennifer Lopez

Aww yeah baby talk physics to me…oops I did get too excited by the topic to sleep. Sorry not sorry. Didn’t know that about the James Webb telescope transport but I learned that similarly when we launch space shuttles and they come back we transport them via airliners (Boeing 747)! https://www.nasa.gov/centers-and-facilities/armstrong/nasa-armstrong-fact-sheet-shuttle-carrier-aircraft/ Also you’re kinda breaking my brain because I’m stuck on the law of conservation of energy/mass. What do you mean mass >>> curvature 🧐 And the peppering of sweet/romantic chatting at the end just melted my heart 🥺❤️ Side note, please tell me we are still going to be getting an April “Ask Me Stuff” pretty pleaseeee with a cherry on top 🍒

KC

Too bad they didn’t hire the Antonov to ship it, that plane was incredible and a feat of progress of aviation in its own right. It even launched spaceships which is space related obv.

Jennifer

Oh no, my kryptonite! I love everything about the JWST and black holes and space! 😱 heh. Thank you for the quiet driving sounds at the end - that’s the bit that helped me sleep (maybe after a few playthroughs, I’ll get past the need to hear about the clean room in the clean room and holy crap black holes not being objects but features… it’s just a whole different way of thinking about them for me! I have trouble visualising spacetime as a fabric anyway, though. Maybe I need to go and reread some stuff…) … what was I saying? Oh, right, yeah. Maybe after a few playthroughs I’ll stop thinking and just listen… 😁🤣

shellanofrhage

How am I gonna sleep to this? All this information is fascinating, I am literally sitting up nodding like hmmm, aha, wow, really? 🤯 In Western Australia we get the most beautiful red sunsets around this time going into autumn. Hope you find something that helps you to sleep DD.❤️

LotusLee

Right I was all like 🤔 but wait…I’m not sleeping I’m trying to learn this is legit so intriguing. I wanted to ask questions lol, if I was in that car I would’ve asked a thousand questions

LotusLee

Sooo still sick ish, *but* You’re so knowledgeabl , and incredibly passionate I legit stayed up to learn everything you were willing to teach us. Super engaging actually. So thanks for that ✨

Sim

Excellent audio, DDA. Will listen to this to sleep tonight 💚 I see you mentioned being “extremely not able [to sleep well]”; Hoping that you can get some good rest soon… I don’t want to be too annoying, but for you and those who might be struggling to sleep, I’ll suggest a list of things to try: At bedtime - relaxing music or ambient noise - sleep audio rp - white/brown/pink noise - …😏 - 4-7-8 breathing (inhale-hold-exhale seconds) - list items in a category from A to Z - Tense all the muscles you can, then from your face to your feet, slowly relax each area - use blackout curtains/a good sleep mask that doesn’t touch your eyes - cuddle (with a person and/or person substitute) - gently massage the soft area a few centimeters behind your earlobe Before bedtime - melatonin supplements - herbal tea - the 3,2,1 rule (no food 3 hours prior, no screens 2 hours prior, no work 1 hour prior) - Use Night Shift on your devices starting at least 3 hours prior (provides warm light, control over notifications shown and alerts, and even allows a custom screen layout to facilitate access to only necessary apps) - stretching - seeing if you snore and following up accordingly (CPAP/CPAP Nasal Pillow, etc.) - Lowering the room temperature to 15-22 C/59-72 F - Taking a hot shower - Stop consuming caffeine 8 hours prior - Dim lights an hour prior - Keep from working in the same space where you sleep - Try to keep bedtime and time of awakening relatively consistent Sweet dreams 🌙

RaeJoi.art

Ohh I can't wait to listen to this one~!

Flicker

I'm glad that this is so soothing to everyone else here. Hope all of y'all are having a good rest. As your local ADHD fool, I just spent the whole time being enraptured by the content you were talking about. I could straight up listen to you just talk about any topic in depth and be having a great time lol.

Dante

🤞💤 fingers crossed that you get some rest soon!! Or at least that your coffee is good

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I am extremely not able, but I appreciate it!

Dante

I loooove the little clicky noise of the turn signal. Hits a spot in my brain juuust right. Top tier audio work as always! Hope you're able to sleep as well as you help all of us to. 🥰

Cat

See this is what I was looking for 5 months ago when I needed sleep and came across your YT channel. Innocent, dreamy, rumbly, guided deep breathing, perfection 🤌🏼✨ Now I’m RUINED *shakes fist* My brain stays awake and invested while you do your earnest wordweaving and won’t consider disengaging until it hears the hypnotic moans. At least, that’s what I’ve noticed on the first listen. After that sleep does come, so I do still hope we get more SFW uploads soon ♥️

Jordyn

Omgggg thank you for doing an sfw post these are the best!! Especially for someone like me with terrible insomnia- these really help. I swear I would listen to you read a phone book

Doña Yayi

Ohhh wow yas just what i need!!! Right on time for me to get ready to have a pleasant night and dream the sweetest of dreams 😊❤️. These days were rough and i had many sleepless nights but now that you dropped a wonderful sleep aid i am ready to be soothed till i fall asleep to your amazing voice don dark 😊 so cute ❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂. Well my beautiful tiny fluffy friend " min pin " is already sleeping in her bed soooo im gonna get myself ready to have my ears and heart gently caressed till i fall asleep 🙂. All the lovelies here may you all have a wonderful nite nite and dream the most beautiful of dreams love ya'll 😊❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 and don dark i wish you a very cozy nite nite as well and dream the most sweetest of dreams as well!!! And if its day over there in South east asia well GOOD MORNING!!!!! and i hope your day is going well 🙂 many hugs sweetness 😊❤️💋🫂🫂🫂🫂

AnimeDiplomat

DDA! You read my mind, this is exactly what I needed today 🖤🖤🖤

🍂 PurityofThought 🍂

Overjoyed to see this, I *really* missed your SFW posts. These always make me feel like we're snuggling up next to you and peacefully dozing off to sleep. It's been a busier Sunday than I would have liked, so grabbing my ear buds and calling it an early-ish night. Thank you DDA!

yslm

Thank you for this SFW! It was lovely half-listening while resting. Some days I listen to NSFW audios in the first part only (enjoying the introduction of the characters and setting up the scene) but then stop once the spice starts. Sometimes I just want the imagined presence of another safe human nearby. Thank you.🫶

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Feel better!❤️‍🩹

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😘

LotusLee

Phenomenal timing! I am currently sick, and the rainy weather isn’t helping much (though I do love it for atmospheric reading) a cozy, wholesome one like this more than I could have hoped for. Thank you DD! 😇

Ginny

But how did you knoooowwwww

Jenima

I get so used to taking care of myself that listening to the chance of someone else driving and taking care is unbelievably recharging. Thank you so much for your beautiful audio art

Sugar and Spice

Congratulations!🥳 If you got such a good review I'm sure you're working so hard. 😊

Bunnybear 🎀

This was very, VERY needed. I can’t wait to listen to this again tonight. Thank you. 🥺🖤

Sugar and Spice

Right when I was going to read a spicy book. It can wait, I feel like it's been so long since we've had a sfw audio.

Pam 701

I can’t believe you mention the JWST in this audio. I geek out over pictures from it all the time. 😆 I am fascinated with anything related to space, the Hubble, the JWST, etc. I’m also a huge sci-fi fan. This audio is so incredibly soothing. As I said in my YT comment, the next time I have trouble sleeping, I will definitely remember this one. TYSM for this wonderful audio! 💜😴💜

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Eyy congrats, Oriza! 🎉

Oriza

As always, you're right on time with my treat lol. I just got out of my final conference with my writing instructor and I got a very positive review! I'm going to pass the class as long as I turn in the final, and just need to make some light edits to my final submission! I did it! I'm in a master's program and passing my first class! 🥰 Now for a shower... and then my treat 😘

amani!

“do not listen while operating heavy machinery”

SassyCinderella

I definitely needed to hear this. The sounds effects are so soothing, sent me off to dreamland. Thanks honey!

Jennifer Lopez

Omg stooooppppp! I never comment before listening but I need to. I just made two 12 hr car trips the last couple of days and I was thinking of this exact scenario! I was also thinking of all the fun conversations, singing, and playful touches (such as an arm over the shoulder playing with his hair) to be had 😭❤️ I love road trips and car sounds this is perfect and I am so excited to listen to this later!