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The enthusiasm for my tiny bit of Spanish makes me think I should try again...? You all might be disappointed if I have to speak in complete sentences haha

Maria

ah ha! so this is where "angel" started! oh shit. was NOT expecting you to ever sprinkle in a little bit of spanish 😍 i was surprised at how excited that made me 😅 i adore the way you eat. mmmm that kiss at the end got me thinking, "je suis ta petite salope" 😝

kater

A personal favorite pet name of mine is “dove.” 🥰 Also, I really needed this one. 😩 well done, as always.

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Be careful out there haha 😘

brneyes_tk

I was cooking when I first listened. *Turns on front burner* Hears the rolling 'r' for Spanish pet names *IMMEDIATELY turns off front burner and stares at phone 👀* Nope, not burning down the house. You showcased some amazing skills and I was fully invested in the outcome. 💯 Dazzled 🫠🥴❤️‍🔥

Ann Harlow

Even if you called me lady awesomesauce I would still melt. You could call me anything honestly. 🫠🫠 How is your voice so mesmerizing?? I can't wrap my head around it, but I love it. 💕

LaShawn

We are now all waiting on your nicknames for each of us; make it a good one😈🥰

izzy

cackled at this one, “lady awesomesauce” really took me out like a shot to the chest lmaoooo

Gie_ are you listening

It was smooth, the set up for bet and the delivery of this line " Can I get that kiss now, angel?" Oh, smooth as butter. It still catches me off guards when l listen to this audio. I will back to listen to this audio and all the others that DDA makes. Pleasure to meet like-minded people and an amazing spicy ASMR creator.

Midnightcrayon88

Who says fantasies can't be simple?? Ngl this sounds like something I've daydreamed before. From the convo to the spicy bits (which were pretty damn spot on). I've never been called pet names and love the sweetness and desire you conveyed. The only problem was that you blew right past a couple of the pet names I wanted 😂 I was like "Wait! No, go back! 🙃"

thamara berrios

Aaaaaaaaaaaa the way you say rrrrreina aaaahhh

Lakora

It's been...idk like 2-3 weeks since I first listened to this one, and I cannot get this one part out of my head: "...can I get that kiss now, angel?" With a hand on the speaker's heart...my gosh, I just- *flails and sputters incoherently* That part of the audio just captured a very specific vibe of romance that a part of me craves, and the way you say the line is just so soft, yet confident!! I know a lot of people are hooked on the Spanish (it was sexy ngl), but that one moment does something to my heart even now 💕

Mini Maus

Masterfully done sir DDA. I loved every minute of it. The humor and candor between the characters I loved it. I laughed so much and also got other things worked up 😝

Mini Maus

Ay Dios mío! Casi muero cuando dijiste amor. My husband and I call each other Muñi 🥰 short for Muñec@. He is German and sometimes he calls me Braunie Bär

gooner

sir…. the spanish i need more asap

Michelle

And this, right here, is why we here are all spoiled when it comes to other VAs. The blend of sweet humor, honestly expressed emotion, a warm growly voice that never seems forced or unnatural, raw desire, and the pure enjoyment of everything your lover has to offer. I know I decided I was going to back off here for a while after a month long binge. It wasn't for lack of trying. I honestly did go looking for other creators just to break what could have been an unnatural hold your voice had on me. But...after a futile search, I came back. All I can conclude is that what most other VAs strive for, just comes naturally to you. I mean, I know you put a lot of work into this. I don't want to dismiss that. But honestly, even where you started from, in the oldest of your archives, is still higher quality than many of the other creators I tried out. I'm at work on a Saturday morning. One of the few times I can actually listen at work. I have only one patient in my dept for an hour infusion and I am in the front office with one ear bud in and the other ear listening for the beep of the pump, which I missed until after it beeped about 3-4 times because you, sir, had me distracted. I mean really, is it my fault that your voice calls to me like a siren to a sailor. I think not. Good thing he had dozed off so he didn't really miss me. By the way, angel did the trick for me. Not only did I feel it in my chest, but I think I felt the dopamine cascade flood my brain and wash all the way down. Everything was so delicious. (I think the term *Angel cum* is pure gold) Darn, these panties didn't even last three hours today!

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FUCK THE SPANISH WAS SO HOTT?

Madz

Not the sugar tits 🤣

Madz

The puddin one made me cry laughing, and I thought I was gonna pass out when you said m'lady.

Ariel

Maannnn these audios make me not want to be single anymore but tell me why it’s so hard to find fine men like this irl 😭😭

Fluffy BlackCat

Alright so I was cringing at the French because I’m not fond of « ma chérie » or « mon amour » and I usually prefer English or foreign pet names to French ones. They feel fake and over the top to me since I’m a native speaker. HOWEVER, one pet name that I prefer in French and is, in my opinion, better than the English version is « mon ange » which is a direct translation of « my angel ». But it has to be spoken with one of the many French accents. If it’s spoken with a foreign accent it doesn’t work. It makes me cringe or laugh.

maddy

I can’t figure out which is my favorite: the moans or the laughs. 🧎‍♀️🤭

Vala

You can call me Lady Awesome Sauce if you want to. 😂 And once again, DDA, you do not disappoint with the orgasms. ;)

Benjamin Phillips

Your little feet! Glad you Liked™️it

cherrypie

normally i’m pretty shy about commenting, but i just wanted to say you had me punching the air/kicking my little feet/etc. at the various pet names you used in this audio! i mean obviously the Noises™️ and everything else were great but idk!! i’m actually writing this while listening wow okay I’m going to shut up now <- individual with a vested interest in oral

AnneyEm

Had me giggling the whole time, make me laugh and I fold 😂 Angel is absolutely a great one, or “my love” in Croatian 🫣 Makes your mouth purse and vibrate in all the right ways before even kissing or moaning

kirbs

your moans at the end of every audio drive me crazy holy FUCK

V

DD, you should change your name to Deep Dark Angel! This was priceless 😂 I absolutely loved this! I laughed so much. How did you come up with so many pet names? Hahaha, and hearing you speak French was so funny 😂 However, quando hablaste en español...🔥😵 Why must you keep making me bruise my lower lip, DD? 😩 When you said "Angel," I was so surprised at first, but then, of course, it could only be that ♥️ You said it in such a way that I melted 🥴 Also, it was soooo good to switch the tables and have the listener be the one giving pleasure, like taking some control. I have said before that I'd love to hear more audios where the listener is the one giving pleasure, you know what I mean? 😁 Lastly, the orgasm was so delicious 🔥🤌🏻 Nice one 🖤

Sonia Ioana

Besides the naughty part (Which I also enjoyed) I felt my heart melting right away when you were trying to find new pet names, I was smiling to myself, such a wholesomeness ✨️

Ambar

When you started speaking Spanish, I immediately melted and butterflies appeared. 🥰🤭 I felt sad and wanted more when you stopped

Spice Chai latte☕️

All those names were actually cute 😭✨🤌🏻✨

Grace 🙈

SUGAR TITS!

Grace 🙈

SWEEET POTATOOO

Grace 🙈

JAGUAR 😭

Grace 🙈

LADY AWESOME SAUCE 😫😫😫😫

Ariel

This was so cute. Like, honestly, it made me giggle so much. ☺️💖 And my personal favorite is princess.

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Welcome! 😘

Nobody Luz

I swear I was feeling a lot of these pet names. As a result I’m here!:D thx for ur work!

Elizabeth

I’m here too! Big book girl.

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Heh well thank you. I want to know the weird untranslatable pet names!

Leb

Naaah I think it’s the « r » that’s kind of an issue, but it’s okay, it’s not an easy sound to make ^^. Still, it’s a try even if it wasn’t serious. Plus you stayed safe with « chérie » because we have such weird pet names when you translate them in English xDDD so yeah it’s fiiiiine.

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Judging by YT comments, many of your countryfolk do not agree haha

Leb

Not me trying very hard to not laugh at the « ma chérie » because i’m french xD, tbf ! The « ee » sound for chérIE was pretty well done (thumbs up for effort).

Kenzo

This was a lot of fun and I blushed when you said “kitten”. I learned recently that’s my favorite besides “baby girl”. 💜 You had me melting with this one. I was laughing with all the adorable ramblings. The second half had me getting so worked up.

Remy Darling

I would like to add that for some reason I can't get the nickname SUGAR FACE out of my head. I know what next term of endearment I'm going to use.

Remy Darling

I've never been a particularly wholesome kinda gal... But I loved your 'boyfriend's science ramble while he drives' and now this, it's adorable.

Jennifer Lopez

I quite truly cannot control myself with this episode. It has been on *loop* so I’m just here to add in another Spanish pet name that sends me ✨ chiquita ✨ which can be that or chiqui, chiquis 🫠

JL

Ooh, I just remembered the oddest name I've ever been called: "Roland." As in the keyboard. Why "Roland"? The guy was a musician. He and his his buddy were talking about me and another girl that he liked - while I was seated at the same table! So it wasn't a pet name, but a code name. Well, Rolands are awesome keyboards, so I could have done worse! 😄 I didn't have any feelings for him. He was a brilliant musician though, so if I had found him attractive even an iota, I would have been in trouble! He later confessed his feelings and I turned him down. As gently as I could! He didn't take it very well - he snapped the pencil he was holding. Yikes! 😬 Sorry for the long story. My choir director was playing a Roland tonight, and all of this came back in a *whoosh* when I saw that keyboard! 🎶

L Brown

Anyone else have a mini heart attack from the all too familiar Yagami Yato petnames?😂 "Baby carrot" almost sent me into a spiral💀

sugaskitten

that was so HOTT, you should definitely speak more Spanish🫠🫠 and the moaning at the end (like in every other audio) I WENT TO HEAVEN AND BACK✨️✨️✨️ LOVE THE TEASING

Jenima

Thank you so much for your beautiful audio art

kaila

There's something about being called "baby" or "baby girl" that melts me. Or "good girl"....or "little girl". ❤️

Phos!

oh god my head is spinning...I have an exam tomorrow DD!! I wont be able to think!!!!

Pandora Mauve

Normally, I’m listening with only one headphone in. Listening with two definitely took me out! 🤤 I don’t know what it is, but when I hear a guy speak a foreign language it makes me melt. Would LOVE to have heard Cara Mia, Querida, or Tesoro. Dolcezza. Bellissima. 😍 Amore was always a favorite of mine. Italian just sounds beautiful. I guess that’s why it’s considered one of the Romance languages. Also why I tried my hand at learning it. Hopeless romantic right here. 🥰 Ones I liked from GoT were “moon of my life” and “my sun and stars.” A little long, but sweet. ☺️ The sex sounds hot like always. 🥵 I just LOVE the humor in this one. It made me giggle. ☺️

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Sitting. The benefits of strength training are multifarious 😘

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I loved the 1950’s part🫦 he should’ve said “ would you come to bed with me 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓵𝓮𝓼”😭😭

N4mi3

OH I HOPE YOUR BAR EXAM WENT WELL ✨✨

N4mi3

What time stamp?

Alice

that sense of humor is just 👌

Kanna Rose

Please speak spanish more it's such a sexy language and I love hearing you roll your R's; really putting that tongue to work🥵👅

Janyx XVII

Question. When we moved to the couch, are we laying down or sitting? I'm fine either way, but one requires more arm and core strength and I- * cough * listener character may need to work on that. Also, habibti would have been a cool pet name.

LotusLee

Oh, you’re definitely manifesting it! You already set your intentions so you’re good to go! You got this! ✨🐰😇

nightbluesky

thank youuu DDAddy 😘

The queen of darkness

Oh, I love listening to foreigners try to speak my language 🤭

Doña Yayi

Lol oriza yaaaasss i mean yeahh my head was spinnin and muy jaw was touchin the floor and i melted so bad i was this huge heap of sack of bones on the ground but yasssss i have survived listening to the sound lol. This is such an amazing work of don dark art!!!!! 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥 it was beautiful and ooh so cute and sweet and super delicious ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Doña Yayi

Hahaha ohh gawdss you are too cute ☺️ sweetness many hugs and wuuuuv for you 💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

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It's a good idea. I'll make sure that sound ends up in a future audio, nightbluesky 😘

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I love that, QoD, and I will never attempt to pronounce kjære haha 💕

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I love this report-back. When bystanders are concerned for my listeners' wellbeing, I know I've done my job 😘

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Thank youuu, so glad you're into it, Kim 😘

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Graciasss Doña, I am taking your thumbs up so seriously here! Sólo soy un gringo tonto, pero hago lo que puedo 😘💕

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Aww I love to hear it ❤️

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Heh well that's better than the reviews of my French ❤️

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Solo las palabras importante 😏

Deleted

I need him to record these ✨beautiful✨ sounds along with his moans and upload a 15 minute long audio.

N4mi3

AHHHH LUCKYYY manifesting manifesting 🤩✨

nightbluesky

Ah of course ❤️ he is well adored for sure

Deleted

Oh, you HAVE to, Oriza!!!

Deleted

Hah, always at your service 🤗❤️ but let’s not forget about the man behind the 🎤( although this is not possible anyway ) but CTTO 🫠

Oriza

👀 whelp. I know what I'm doing this evening lol

nightbluesky

I AM SCREAMING AND KICKING MY FEET You’re the absolute best for this!

LotusLee

I was called Thumper growing up since I was a baby, so I eventually had someone harp on that and call me Bunny too! It’s the cutest, isn’t it? 😇

Deleted

You won’t be disappointed 😉❤️

Daisy

Definitely lived up to the wholesome tag- I was smiling (-cough cough- almost) the entire time. And the end was so very cute- the smile in your voice, the laugh, breaking the sexual tension with a joke. Just PERFECT

nightbluesky

Notadiva… this is me professing my love for you… ❤️ will report back when I have a moment to listen!

Deleted

You should listen to „Accidentally sending lewds to your EX bf„ audio… I just say 21:50 👀

nightbluesky

😇😇 I completely understand Oriza! I think that’s why I liked the ‘boyfriend sends you a spicy audio message’ (or whatever the title is) because you can HEAR the… touching Whhhheeeeeewwww 🥵

Oriza

Lol, I heard that part and immediately thought of you. I figured if you commented we'd know you survived the sound 🤭 ♡ It makes me unreasonably happy when someone gets a personally perfect sound out of him. 🥰

Oriza

I read this and instantly choked on my coffee lol. Heck. Goodness. I'd likely also faint on the spot and need a moment to revive. 🥵 DDA, pretty much anything that clues me in to what your body is doing behind the microphone is electric. I normally listen to all audio with just one earbud. (audiobooks don't really need 2 and music goes on the house speakers for everyone to share) I've started listening to your audio with both in and ANC on, because people in the comments mentioned little sounds that I was missing. I put the second one in about 6 weeks ago, and you just... stepped into the room. Insanely effective.

Yuki

I think baby still sounds the best...and I listened to this while I'm rushing to finish my stories 😅 Edit... I'm changing my mind with angel 😇 but baby still makes my insides have butterflies flying around. And you have the most adorable laugh I swear

Galaxy

This is soo sweet like I am impressed by how you can make my heart completely melt every single time. This one hits deep for me because I just love being called pet names such as angel or baby girl. These names warm my heart but also give me this burning sensation that is just delicious. Once again, thank you for yet another amazing experience. Great job >.<

Jordyn

Same the way I giggled and twirled my hair 🤭🤭

nightbluesky

Came back to say that if we would have gotten a hard-dick-against-your-stomach smack sound at 25:40 after it was taken out of your pants, it probably would have had the same effect on me as if I’d been shot (in the best way possible)

Johanna

OH MY GOD! When you started speaking in Spanish, my heart was going a hundred mile an hour, and I felt my face burn, I was fascinated, and the sex scene left me on the floor, and I LOVE IT. I need more of this, please! 🧚🏻‍♀️💖 (It melted my heart that you chose "angel", although I thought it would be "pumpkin" 😅)

Kimmmmmm

D that Spanish has me feeling some type of way!!!🫦 I *love* the sound of your voice in a different language! Did you have to practice in some of those languages to get it right? Because they all sounded great! Literal music to all our ears! Good job pookie!😘

PurityofThought

💯 I was on a plane, so co-signing that the struggle was so very real 🥵

The queen of darkness

Oh my goodness. This one made me feel a lot of emotions. I have not laughed this hard in years. 😂 but when you started speaking spanish🥵 but "angel" hit deep. You can make it rain in the sahara dessert with your finishing sounds🥵🥴😵‍💫🫠❤️‍🔥 really good work 👌chefs kiss on this one, kjære engel🤭 (yes, the two last words are in my language)🤭

PurityofThought

*tachycardia enters the chat* Beginning made me melt 🫠 Everything after destroyed me 🥵 (these M4F audios are a true treat) I know me pretty well, so I have not the slightest clue why I thought I could listen to this on the plane. I was doing pretty well until we got to 16:30 then it was down the slippery hill from there. Squirming around, taking deep breaths, making small noises under my breath. Guy next to me thought I had a fear of flying, told me everything was going to be alright lol.

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds yas this was sweet, funny , steamy and just so luscious oh gawds everything about this story was 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥...my head spun my jaw dropped nearly touchin the floor, my whole body trembled after shots of tingles went all over the place..gaaaawdaaaahhh my legs i cant feel them!!! The sexy time was just so hot and as always that sexy voice and those moans it just does something to me and i swear it sounds like this man is actually enjoying himself and nothing is simulated 😁😋❤️❤️❤️❤️. Don dark as always!!!!! You sir did a very fine job with this and every story you make for us here 🥰🥰🥰🥰 much love and hugs for you nene ❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 and hope all is well and you're having a great day/evening!!!!

Doña Yayi

Fuckin hells angels the spanish 😳....."screamin " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh my gaaaaaawdssss!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ " pero puedo hablar contigo en español señorita...ahhhh!!! Te gusta???? Maybe posiblemente...amor..rrrrreina!!! " oh hades ridin his hog on this 84 degree day that made me melt lol don dark hablándome en español que nene más diiiiindooooo jijijijiiii " giggles " oh yeah mira ladies " letter J in spanish sounds like an H so when i put " jijijijiii " its heeheehee lol don dark made me giggle and turn red awwww 😁😁😁😁🥰🥰🥰🥰🫂🫂🫂🫂 meraaaaa don dark ud me puede llamar todo lo que tu quieras amor!!!!! And ohhhh girliessss he called us angels after askin for his kiiiisssss shiznit i am melting!!! Mira nene tu no sabes lo que tuuuuu haces a la mayoría de nosotras aquiiiiiiii lol always awesome don dark ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Shellbelle

I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for an audio where the action has a mostly playful vibe. This ticks all those boxes. I'm hoping that life is treating you kindly these days. I'm an elementary teacher and this time of year exhausting and stressful. YOU ARE HELPING ME. Thank you. ❤️

Queen Zelda

that was such a gift, so funny, hot and delicious :D how about more German: mein Schatz (my treasure), mein Hase (my bunny), mein Spatz (my sparrow), mein Schnuckiputz (my sweetie pie), mein Engelchen (my little angel), meine Perle (my pearl)

Envy

THE FUCKING “gotta get back home to my broad, she worries a lot, but she’s a real doll” with the Mr 50s accent I laughed so hard 😂😂

LittleMai

“No, no, no…Christ, no.” *As soon as the Spanish hits* 😂😂😂 Adorable in a “my blanquito is learning Spanish to impress me” sort of way. I recall us requesting that you do this. Thank you for indulging us, as always. 🖤

Stolma

YOU SPEAK SPANISH?? I really love the way you say "amor", no me lo esperaba, fue perfecto <3 <3 <3

N4mi3

Maybe he can call us southern belles 🤠 JDJSJDJAKKS

Shelby

Omg I adored this! Absolute perfection 🥰

N4mi3

Hi and welcome!! You won’t regret it hehe

N4mi3

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

N4mi3

I need to meet someone who uses “pookie” unironically. That pet name is reserved for the homies only 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 EDIT: HOLY CRAP DID YOU PICK ANGEL BC THATS THE NICKNAME FOR US?? I ALMOST MISSED IT IT WAS SO OBVIOUS

N4mi3

I had someone call me bunny before as a nickname because I have the leg shaking habit when sitting still (or Thumper) AND THEY WERE NOT A SO 😭 Now I can only hope someone else can use that for me 🫠

Frances Anderson

The sugar tits comment had me rolling lmfao 🤣

SaintShy

“Darlin, sugar? I’m not a cowboy” Me: BUT YOU COULD BE 😭😭

SaintShy

*feral screeching* DDA wtf wtf wtf you have me just fucking swooning for 40 min straight?!? I got a sugar, a princess and a birdie all in one audio? And the french?? The Spanish? AND THE 50’s GREASER VOICE??? I’m dead, deceased. I feel like such a lucky girl to live in this timeline🖤😭🖤

Ruby

It’s a fun one! Couldn’t stop with the giggle 🤭. Did you have a lot of bloopers for this one? 😆

Jennifer Lopez

Good god, D that was stupid cute 🙈 I love me a guy that has these cute pestering moments (so I’m not alone haha). The intro had my face so hot and got all the giggles — what fun that was! Y, mi vida, me tienes mareada cuando hablas en español! I don’t know what I was expecting but I was not ready to hear your Spanish! So nice to hear it instead of just reading it. Es “puedo hablar contigo* en español” btw - so close, gringo! 😉 Por favor danos más, papi 🙏 Not the mental image of those full lips being all pouty 🫠🫦

nightbluesky

YES!! “If I offer you the moon on a string, will you give me a kiss, too?” and I never recovered.

nightbluesky

*incessant squealing* 🤭 One of my fav pet names I’ve read in a romance novel was Merciless/Merciful. It was enemies to lovers. She was Merciless until she was… Merciful. 😈

Athy

LUCIEN>TAMLIN ANY DAY

nightbluesky

The fact that there is another Sarah Maas fan in here with me tracks. I like Little Fox (my hair is kept dyed a coppery auburn and I’m a Lucien girly) 🦊❤️‍🔥

Elizabeth

Ugh…. Why can’t I get someone to call me one of these? Little fox? Fae? Little vixen? Pixie? Omg

KYUBI

No bc when he started speaking Spanish I folded. Please DDA GIVE ME MOREEEE

kirbs

please make a cowboy audio omg 😩

pj

trying to listen to this in 30 minutes on my lunch break is torture!!!!!!

DangerMaus004

It’s was really really hard keeping a straight face on a crowded train listening to this. Lawd🙃🫨🫠

Jordyn

This was soooo hot wtf !!!!! and hearing you speak Spanish did something to me fr 🫠

Sugar and Spice

Im only in the beginning but I love how silly this one is!!!🥰 I'm kinda sad Cara Mia isn't in here though. Morticia and Gomez Addams made me want to learn Italian. Maybe I just want to find a love like theirs. 😍I would have been here sooner but was in a gym sess with my brothers. 💀 I was wondering how things were going with you! I hope things are scattered but are slowly getting better. 😊 I definitely miss how often you update but it's understandable. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.☺️

Athy

Okay, I'm just going to give yall a little list of cottagecore/sweet nicknames to call your S.O because I felt like it 🤭 -Little Fox -Little vixen -My Fae/(Maybe Fae Lord if you wanna get some SJM vibes) -Belle/Bellísima -Pixie -Blossom -Angel -Juliet/Romeo -Shortcake -Miss Swan/Mr Swan -Lil' Mouse -Bluebell -Dove -Cherrie -Bunny(Personal favorite because it goes with my nickname Athy so = AthyBunny)

MeridianSkye

Needed this. Grins, giggles, and heat. Hank you. Take care. 🥰🫠

Lulu

I actually had to look it up, you're right of course, NaD, but I guess I've never heard it used that way 😳

Athy

Maus/Rauschenberg is giving Haunting Adeline 🤭🤭🤭

Deleted

Schnecke means something else, Lulu 🤣💕 has nothing to do with cinnamon roll…👀🔞

Lulu

I agree! 🥪 Heh I just remembered a lil story when I wrote down 'Spatz': When I was 15, there was a funfair in town and in Germany, they sell "Lebkuchenherzen" (gingerbread hearts) at those. So this guy I liked (and who liked me back 🤯) bought me one that said "Kleiner Spatz" on it. But for some reason I was so nervous about explaining that thing to my parents, I ended up eating it before going home. Usually you keep them for some time as a souvenir, so my friends were all kinda teasing me about it... but we did end up dating for 2 months, so I guess he wasn't too offended 😅

Doña Yayi

Oh??? I am back home with my big sister after a nice mexicano dinner and a whole lotta fuckin drinks lol and fuck it i cant hide my secret from her so chieaaaaahh now she gonna be fan girlin don dark too 🥰🥰🥰🥰 and ooooohhhh from what i see in the comment sección? Ohhh???? Theres german? Y también un poco de español???? Diaaaaloooo don darkk estoy lista para que me des cosquillas en mis oídos, mi corazones y en otras regiones privadas!!!!! Vamoooossss ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 mi hermana geina dice HOLAAAAAAAA 😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️

JL

Bwahahaha!! No, but that would have been hilarious!! 🤣 Btw, I sometimes imagine that my conscience has Bogie's voice. It calls me "Kid." 😉

Doña Yayi

Oh gawds yas i am so ready..my sister and i are outside in my terraza havin drinks of cherry sangria and we are so ready for don dark YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Yeah I suppose it's pretty rare for me to accent this much! Was your client Bogie himself?? Did he say "schweethawt"?

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Did some research beforehand and riffed from there.

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Okay Schnitte is very arbitrary & cute as hell

Lulu

KNUDDELBÄR? STAAAHP 😭🩷

Lulu

Alright before I dive into the NSFW part, lemme give you a list of some actual german pet names: Schatz/Schätzchen (treasure/little treasure) Süße/Süßer (sweet one, female/male form) Maus/Mäuschen (mouse/little mouse) Spatz/Spätzchen (sparrow/little sparrow) Kleine (female form of 'little one') Großer (male form of 'big one') Liebling (favourite) Schnitte (slice of bread with butter and/or other toppings no I'm not making that up) Schnecke (literally snail, but also a type of pastry, like for example a Zimtschnecke is a cinnamon roll) 🥰

Angelie⁷

omg my honey bunch sugarplum pumpy umpy umpkin my sweetie pie something something snoogums boogums (forgot the rest of the lyrics) LOL As always, thanks for another banger DDA! 🫡

Pebbles

"Angel" said quickly sounded awfully close to my actual name and I panicked 💀

JL

Hey there, Humphrey Bogart!! Is this the first time we've heard you do accents?? It's very amusing, thank you! 😄 One time I was going over some documents on the phone with a client, and he said, "It's okay. Take your time, sweetheart." For a second, I went 😳. Anyways, please take all the time you need, Knuddelbär! 🐻❤️

Emi1996.

I just bit my lip so hard 🥵

Sierra

Love this one 😮‍💨💕

Kimmmmmm

That’s exactly what I would like to know too Lulu!!!🤣🤍

Lulu

Wait did you have a list for this episode? Or are the names all improvised?

Pam 701

Well, I can’t express how much I love this. The humor with the names is hilarious. I’ve always loved that you call your listeners angels, and incorporating it into an audio is great. I’ve also always been fond of sweetheart and beautiful. The oral part of the audio is absolute 🔥🔥🔥! The wet SFX and the things you say are so hot. Of course the main event and finish are your usual spectacular performances. Yet another new favorite which will be revisited frequently! ❤️🥵🔥💦🔥🥵❤️

aevis

😳

Lulu

Don't worry, you never disappoint 🩷 (also I'd be happy to give u some private lessons 🇩🇪😉)

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Uhh please do not get your hopes up.

Lulu

Perfect timing! Had a pretty tough week, but also my new, um, heh... "🫨" arrived in the mail today... also I read in the comments you speak some German in this one? U tryna kill me? 😵🩷

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Sometimes you gotta know where la biblioteca esta 😤

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Meine bad

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Welcome ✨

Stephanie

Have fun! There's lovely NSFW and SFW audios sprinkled in here ❤️

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Okay, listen, you have no idea the struggle I go through every time I listen to you. I always have to make a choice: be a sane person and just enjoy your amazing voice and hot stories, or go completely delusional and crazy and fall in love with your characters. A phantom, a person I have never seen and will never see in my life. Hmm... still thinking which path I should take today 💭🫦 Anyway, this audio is just sooo good! Funny and hot (of course ) „Meine Hausfrau“ 🤣🤣🤣 ! And the fact that in my native language my name means literally Angel made it so much more intense for me 🫠 PS. Take your time 💕

Dìomhair

Holy... FFFFFFUUUUUUCKuuhhh. My mouth started watering when you brought out the Spanish! I'm actually blushing so hard! 😳 This guy.... THIS. GUY. Can call me "baby carrot" all the way to the bank! Idfcfml! *internal screaming* ⚰️ 🔥✨❤️‍🔥 *chokes* Anyway please leave me alone, Big Boy, I'm trying to do research on covert narcissism, tyvm. 😑

Less Lune

This was golly gosh darn cute! I was crossing my fingers for Italian lol baby carrot and lady awesome sauce were the best 🤭

Annie Dewan

Oh haha the ma lady had me giggling and please don’t kill me Sir but the Spanish was very dondé esta la bibloteca (not that my Spanish is any better conversing with patients). 😭❤️ Oh I’m ngl as much as I enjoy your audios, please be more selfish and take care of yourself first 💋

Mina Bee

This idea is so cute still listening to it but I already love it! You’re so right, the right pet name at the right time is just aghfdshh 🫠🤌🏼🖤

Sol

“Stop dropping languages everywhere you’re making a mess!” I’m so glad I listened in my car

Sol

It took me over a half hour to get through the first ten minutes from screaming over the names (for the good and the cringe) 😂 I loved lady awesome sauce

Cati Graves

You’re gonna like this one chica 😄

Lauren ♡

omgg this is so cute!! I just call all my friends pookie bear or kitten whiskers 😭 (as a joke ofc 😳)

Oriza

Congradulations!!!

Cutie09💓

Just started listening lol 😆 " we need a new pet name " lol serious business lady awesome sauce lol 😆 oh wow angel great choice and omg so hot 🔥 🥵 " what's wrong with sugar tits lol " it's funny and so freaking hot 🔥 🥵 omg yes please eat us DDA omg am ovulating right now this sending me feral 🥵🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥 but THANKYOU DDA JUST YOU TAKE CARE OF YOU FIRST THOUGH SEND HUGS ❤️❤️

Cati Graves

CW suggestion: BRACE YOURSELF AND HYDRATE 🌊 Thank yoooou sm for bringing back m4f silly rumbly adoring bf ✨

Ruby

Can’t wait to listen to it later! I’m sure we can always wait, take care of yourself first!! Hope you’re doing okay! ❤️

Jordyn

TOOTS !! You’re back! Listening right now hehe 🥰

Doña Yayi

Ohhhj nooouuu just when i wanna listen to this i am out eating dinner with my sister UUUGGGHHHH!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤 ...well when i get home i'll get ready to take a listen and be tickled 🥰🥰🥰🥰🫂🫂🫂🫂

NE0VURSE

what a fabulous graduation gift ^_^!

Lexx

Yessss

Batsu

That German sounded nice coming from you, the German nicknames not so much lol

Batsu

'-and you stepped in a pile of dog shit.' what a wonderful and loving memory~ lmaooo

Nox

Oh thank you so much for this one. I've had the worst week. I can feel my mood lifting with every pet name said! 💖

Oriza

Ahh! So excited! I spent a couple of days deliberately focusing on other things. Couldn't help it anymore so I came back and boom. Rewarded with a trip to the dopamine machine. I'm going to get comfy for this one once the house is all buttoned up for the evening, and relax in it. 🥰 P.S. No rush! We will be here patiently waiting for you to love us in all the ways that you need to. You get all the patience needed because you have a really big, nice... uh... body of work. 🥵

Ariel

Newbie here! 🥰 I’m so excited to listen to this tonight.

Elita Li

Thank you so much. I have been struggling to sleep and I think your audio helps a lot! I am about to sleep right now and then I receive your notification 🙌