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The Porn Vacuum - PATRON EP. 27

🕑 Added 2021-08-23 21:18:07 +0000 UTC

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Supernaut8FX8

Where's patreon episode #7? Was it really bad or something?

Wanus Anus

Interesting, thank you for sharing

TheShamMan

maybe that's why Sam hates women so much is because all he heard was their screams in his nightmares.

connor

You are absolutely fucking my patreon screen with this long ass comment. Cool stuff tho

Alan Dale Rogers

Shut up bitch

DadPleaseComeBack

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

Dan Nieva

Dutchie represent. Netherlands is very nice, but there's not much nature. Like it's so bizarre bc there's basically no rocks there except in certain areas because a glacier brought them there. The country as a whole is a giant river delta. I caution going to Amsterdam though, because there's just SO MANY PEOPLE. I mean it, the city streets outside of the main train station are not meant to handle so many people so it's kinda claustrophobic at first bc there's so many people. However in Amsterdam you can definitely find any little thing you want if you look in the right corners. Many awesome history and art museums. Rotterdam is also kind of cool because it was modernised after being set on fire by Nazis. Then you have the rest of the randstadt: Lijden, Utrecht, and many other cities. Thats's the big-city-west-coast area. If you actually go to the coast, it's the sand-dunes type with sea brush, cold sea, and very un-deep water that goes on for dozens of metres. Then you have the hilly south, where Maastricht is, and there there's actually some hills. The highest point of the netherlands is at the tristate area of germany, netherlands, belgium (the south). In the north you have Groningen and Friesland. These are VERY out of the way places with very little people living there. in the same-named capital of Groningen has 230k people, 25% being university students. Friesland is definitely interesting because it's inhabited by the Fries, who speak a language that sounds like it's in between dutch and english. it sounds "english" at least. They used to have many more prominence and have their own country but that changes with time. They're noteworthy for having a peasant republic before it was cool, as in from 1200-1500 aboutish. There's a whole article on this. Basically because they were on flatlands that would constantly flood, no king or whatever cared to exercise their authority so they were essentially free [which is why this whole concept/period is called fresian freedom]. Read this extremely long article to learn more ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_freedom ). They may like or cringe when you say "eala frya fresena" which means something like "stand up free fresian" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eala_Frya_Fresena ) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV4_7nXvQLE has how they pronounce it). Then you have the east side. Idk much about it but Nijmegen is the oldest city in the country, being 2000 years old. Think about that. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nijmegen) so that's pretty cool. also yeah the black forrest a.k.a. Scharzwald is a pretty nice place. It can seem a bit sanitised because its either pitch black forest or rolling hills. But the sun shines brightly and in a way I can see people thinking it's heavenlike. Freiburg is nearby too, with many institutes and a university. I think it's also the most Eco friendly city in either germany or the EU.

dscobeans

nice one guys ily

I wrestle naked men on the mat and I agressively lick the sweat of their face.

This made me cooom

DuffinTheMuffin

Poob is progressively looking like hes homeless

Anthony Caudill

They do 3 a month, that will be the final for this month

poob lookin like he sells things out of the back of a van and i love it

Setitablaze

That giving tree bit is pretty funny I remember seeing that in diary of a wimpy kid lol

The kiko asics are cool.

Caleb Blankenship

The rhyming bit is exactly what us audio folks needed.

Dude stop talking im trying to listen to a podcast

The uproar will be immense if there is ever a final episode I want to see 85 year old Sam recording a podcast while getting dialysis

Fuck you mean "final ep"

lunch

The only jokes Bryan makes are speed running defamation lawsuits

Noah Thelen

Laughed my ass off about the Only Fans segment . Also Homies where cool but what about POGS !

Cant tell whether poob looks more like the victim or the perpetrator of sex crimes this episode

Ballsac Schrader

i require more immediately

For everyone who fondly remembers Shel Silverstein's books of poems and art for children, you should really look into his music career. Like this one, the sequel to A Boy Named Sue: https://youtu.be/RRs6Sp-5xbQ

Thank you for the crumbs sir

James

These fucking guys always talk about how they have nothing to talk about, i'll gladly continue supporting them

SparkTheShep

Did Bryan get a new camera? or is the 3am podcast slapping different

Stallt should honestly appear in a anniversary episode or something

Stalltt

Joshua Pierce

Thank you for acknowledging my complaint. Now when I mow my lawn again tomorrow I’ll have something to listen to. Much appreciated

Jon Chernicky

Is this the last episode ever?!

Intuned

Got time? look up HITACHI

QuakeDea

It’s here! Time for some bourbon and weed on the couch babyyyyyyy!

I hope by final episode that you mean final episode of this fucking podcast

Persquad

Bababoi

HuggiBear

Poob was right, we don't care about your dreams.

Field of Teeth

In other words. Thanks Stalltt, luv u babe.

Field of Teeth

I like how Poob is hyped up as the funny and handsome one, when Stalltt is out here piecing together 3 hours of schizo rambling into a 1 hour pod with subpar comedic value. Also, when is the Stalltt episode coming out? I wanna hear that sultry voice absolutely blackmail the fuck outta Sam with the outtakes.

New Gamerhole, sweet!

Rager .

Final episode you son of a bitch you better keep taking my shekels

Ethan St. Cyr

Fun story; I rented 500 dollars worth of Pay-per-view porn. One porn was called, Big Dicks Jiggling Tits. On the bill it read, Big Dicks Jigglin-. That's why my dad thinks I'm gay.