Spitesgiving - Patron EP. 30

Gold P Dodger

This is a top 10 episode of all time for sure.

Carter Martinez

or ConnorEatsPants, he toild me to ask yall

Carter Martinez

yall should have SnipingSoup on, he's in the Goons with Blarg

Catching up on all of this gold that was locked behind a paywall. gotta say, this is some really solid content, thanks guys

Will White

I strongly dislike how much I enjoyed three misfits ranting about recording software for three hours

Joel Borchert

Why did I pay for this

Where’s the coom

so spiteful

Brock Paquin

Stalltt gets paid to listen to these and even he had a hard time getting through this one... 10/10

BigKahuna

This has to be the absolute worst audio podcast you guys made, maybe just worst podcast in general

Kieron

This is the worst podcast episode I have ever heard and I loved every second of it

Sam Hewitt

Poob peering through the window in his green screen outfit!! Can’t stop laughing 😂

THebigstick2509

MY BOIS WHERE ARE MY BOIS

Papa Poob

Where the fuck is the new episode I’m freaking out

BigPimpin

Stalltt im really jonesing here bro please you dont even have to edit it just give it to us bro please

This comment annoyed me in particular because essentially what you are saying is that everyone must enjoy the podcast exactly how you do or they are a "bitch". You also don't seem to understand the difference between complaining and criticism. I've watched Sam's content for a few years now and I've been listening to the podcast since the start I pay 5 bucks every month so I can listen to the just the patreon podcast episode, that's 60 bucks for 12 podcasts. If I or anyone feels that they aren't getting their moneys worth I think that they are at the very least entitled to voicing their opinions or dissatisfaction with a product they paid for, especially since I'm paying 5 bucks for 1 podcast when I could also be spending only a couple bucks more for an entire streaming platforms worth of content or even an entire video game with possibly 100s of hours of content. The point is that most of the people who you think are complaining are just people who also love the podcast and just want it to be better and I don't think there is anything wrong with that. I'd rather have the podcast become better and I stay subbed then me having to unsub because the podcast stinks or whatever.

stunad

please sam i need an episode right now i cant take it anymore please im begging you i cant do this anymore

Stalltt

soon™

Ballsac Schrader

cry some more

Ballsac Schrader

anyone complaining about the quality of this episode is a bitch, just enjoy the shit show. $5 is nothing in the grand scheme of things

QuakeDea

Sooooo where is the pod at :0? I'm dying slowly but it's ok

Somebody needs to put a leash on poob

A patreon account

I bet Sam isn’t even a real general. Stolen valour.

Delskif

Talk about xenobots 3.0

in an attempt to make the podcast better for audio listeners, staltt has created an episode in which they talk about the video quality for 2/3 of the episode

Airbo

I loved it. The lax structure of the show is part of what makes the show good and relaxing to watch.

Rick Wad

This is actually one of my favorite episodes so far. All the haters can go listen to the gamer hole

cameron

cry about it retard, the videos are literally fine i swear your paying 5$ to complain you shit rat

You guys seriously just need to have Stallt on so we can hear his beautiful radio voice tell you morons how editing works.

GoldRex

So we get only 3 podcasts this month, and 2 out of the 3 are almost unwatchable. Also, wtf is with Poob trying so hard to be visually funny? He's a funny guy as it is. Hate to see this podcast fall so far downhill so fast. Giving you all a little slack cause holiday season is here. But, please bring even a crumb of material to the next episode. Please.

spent my last $5 on this, not disappointed. sure miss food and housing though

Rafael Melendez

We can’t talk about fixing the audio listeners joy without Mentioning that stalt makes jokes for the video audience only. Stalt, we want you to just say it.Speak up boy!

West

As a CSI that wouldn't be there weirdest thing

ON

Jeck

I skip the beginning clips so I don't spoil the laughs

Charlie ZurHorst

This podcast is very funny but gives me severe anxiety knowing that my headphone for some reason will stop and my phone will broadcast the podcast

This is the first time I've ever questioned paying for these. I love y'all but this is fucking rough.

Its ok babe. Youll better next time..... or else. Nah fr I dont know what these audiophiles are complaining about they sound fine to me also sounds a bit like patreon niggas are a bit spoiled and rotten

I cant believe so many people are complaining. I laughed my fucking ass off watching this.

Linden Staggs

Wow

Glueyy

This one was so bad ngl guys past 2 have been lacking. Everyone falls behind at some point, I believe you can pull yourselves back up.

I have never skipped through an episode before. Every other one has been enjoyable to listen to. I skipped ahead sometimes five minutes for you guys to still be complaining about the recording software. I actually didnt finish the episode because it was so lacking in actual content i assumed you guys were just high again. First time i havent finished an episode i hate to see it.

Rick Wad

5 bucks just came out of my bank account and now im fiending for a new episode like a crackhead fiending for some rock

I have been depressed lately. A friend recommended I give this podcast a try. I listened to the majority of episodes and realized that my life isn’t that bad. That there are people who wake up and choose between sticking a pistol in their mouth or sticking a toothbrush and getting ready for their podcast. 10/10 would recommend

Julius

As an Audio listener I'm starting to lose hope.

Delskif

Good luck

This is one of my favorite episodes. I’ve listened to it 3 times already

Koby Reilly

FiVe DoLlArs!?!? ThAtS lIke HaLf My AlLowEnCe. Headasses.

I hope they get charborg or one of the earlier guests back. This was a rough one

i can’t believe i paid 5 dollars for the podcasts this month

shits kinda going downhill ngl

Callus Phallus

anyone else get a $0.35 refund from the patreon?

navarone

Burning $5 a month is more entertaining than this

Can't believe I thought I was getting a quality holiday podcast... I was so so wrong

Stalltt

You have to link your discord account to your patreon account in your patreon account settings

R.

What if sam got 2 cardboard cutouts out poob and bryan then had a table and sat the cardboard at the table then have what poob is doing with the floating face and hands and put them on the cardboard cutouts and everytime they arnt perfectly aligned with their cutouts they get some pay cut from their check.

FUCJ

I MEAN CUM

SPENCER CHRISTENSEN

please god he's the saving grace for this dumpster fire

BigSullyD

I MEAN CUP

BigSullyD

I WANT MY CUM

Speciatali

I love when poob shits on Abby and the kids and sam just wheezes and agrees

Speciatali

How tf do I get my greasy little penis grabbers on one of those mugs?

How do I claim my birth right in your discord server

Would definitely enjoy if the podcast had more structure/writing done, even if it meant say only getting 2 podcasts a month, 1 patreon and 1 normal episode.

I agree!

Fallout Daddy

This is by far my favorite podcast out there the pure chaos is the only entertainment i want or need

lunch

That's because there was no door opening sound at 8:56

Pyromance

It may have been mostly incoherent complaining about the software, but I did laugh at this one the most since the Steve Symbiote episode, so there is that.

I WANNA HEAR ABOUT FUNGLE'S MOMMY MILK STUFF

Airbo

The timestamps are a lie. 25 minutes in and the main topic is still Poob's weird pilgrim thing. Not bad though, 9/10

Jake Johnston

The door opening at 8:56 absolutely scared the shit out of me. Was laying in bed almost asleep and it sounded just like my front door opening.

sercumis

when is STALLTT episode

Aj

Hey don't worry the podcast still rocks

rezon

as one of the 3 audio listeners i agree with you

General Sam

This one sucked. Sometimes they just do. We’ll get em next time.

Daniel S

Imma be real the normal podcasts are better than the patreon podcasts. There is literally no structure and just pure rambling. What happened.

Tom The Freak

audio was definitely pretty bad last pod but my god did the forth-wall breaks to stalt make me crack up. might be a controversial opinion, but the visual gags are absolutely key and id definitely prefer mediocre audio if it means better cast interactions.

George

Still a good tho every episode it's like watching Seinfeld on rewind

George

We don't come here for quality but it's very appreciated ,hope the audio stops being aids and going so quiet than going loud and then dying then coming back to life. stalltt big brain aka the cunts actually need to remember to record their own voice that's not hard to do

Bane of Izalith

Hope you guys had a good one BIZZLE, EXFIL, STALLTT AND FUNGLE NEXT NOW need dat shit

I liked the Rogert Fost joke last episode.

Max Kavanagh

There has not been a giggle to be had for 2 podcasts now

Thanks dad

Kalle Hokkanen

And still you're paying to see these.

Tanner Schell

you know it'll be a great ep if it starts with a prolonged poob moan

Zerulu

Like a dehydrating man in the middle of a desert, this podcast comes just in time to quench my thirst

Aaron H.

funny ep thanks guys!

The audio no longer makes me want to neck myself. Stalltt, I'm your number 1 fan!

Logan Ireland

Stallt found a way to make the podcast longer, by making the hosts bitch so much that 25mins feels like an hour. Amazing content.

Stallt needs to make an appearance if he’s got this much input

stunad

is poob fucking okay

Jake Glanville

I will watch this podcast in 144p for immersion’s sake

Aaron

Poob carries yet again

The Great Jew

sam looks like that kid friend from kick ass but like all grown up. The one wit the glasses

Roman

thank you guys happy thanksgiving

Deandre adams

Stealing this comment 🥵😈

James

definitely laugh of the year

Botchboi

They do

iiITzDaNx

Poob is genuinely making me schizophrenic, i gotta stop watching this shit high, i think the band want me to kill people

Brandon Dronen

Y’all stop being nice that audio was so horrendous bro 🤣

Trevor Ramirez

It never bugs me enough to complain. Keep up the episodes guys.

Rick Wad

Fuck yeah, I've been waiting to cum for this

Logan

Turkey dick

j shane Garrett

I rewatched the gamer hold episode twice so I could actually hear what you guys were saying but also one of the more enjoyable episodes thanks boys

Sencer

What will poon be eating today

Always willing to wait for quality tell the audio snobs to shove it

Joshua Pierce

Don’t sweat the audio. You guys are doing great. Stallt, keep it up man.

Max

Just in time for my delivery route, thanks boys

Stallt you're the lube that keeps this shit show running. Thanks for what you do.

Atleast it isnt like snapchat audio

Dempseymauler

Stallt suffers for the podcast's sins

Motive Unclear

Wtf this isn't turkey and ham? How am I supposed to eat this?

Thanks for trying stallt

colbs

i love you poob

BIlly Braddock

Oh yea it's podcast time