Every Hole is a Goal Ft. Projekt Melody - Ep. 58

Mack Sargent

Wheres the podcast you fat fuck

Bryan Pereira

Burn him at the fucking stake

Papa Poob

Come on guys where the fuck is the podcast, I made a false promise to a lot of people it would be out today or tomorrow

I’ll piss his pants and put the fire out, he can’t afford to lose any more hair

We all know poob never lies

ManlyboyMan

Hear it's coming tomorrow, if not Poob's pants on fire.

Where Christmas episode Stallt?

Great episode 👏

I’ll suck Sam’s toes if you give us the Christmas episode TONIGHT!

Ubi Deus damnatus res tibi porcus irrumator

stunad

CHRISTMAS

Such a lust for a christmas episode WHOOOOOOO

stalt, strangle that fat fuck for the Christmas podcast

Where's the Christmas Special you bald bitch

Reign

I swear to god if i dont end up paying this month...

End of the month is coming quickly...

Where’s the Christmas podcast you bunch of dirt balls

Mr.DJB90

ETA for the Christmas podcast Santa Stalltt?

Where podcast plz???

Tricart

Where christmas?

in the one where they talked about kyle rittenhouse their were sum

Where is this right wing audience u talk about, I never see these comments u liar, I’m a useless centrist, fuck em both

Where’s the Christmas podcast you fat ugly fuck

Ballsac Schrader

christmas podcast when, or was this it and i’m dumb

Rocket Jumper

Y'all seriously just bullied her the whole episode

Durtcobain

so no christmas episode???

Why does she keep making that god awful noise

Powe

Good episode

you should have print shoot repeat on the podcast

cameron

where the fortnite is the patron christmas special:((((

Daniel S

Tried to figure out if melody is a girl or not. I pitch shifter her voice down and i think i have found her real voice. She has a rather low female voice, i guess it makes sense for her to shift it higher like those squeaky anime girls. Maybe though i have been fooled, who knows lol.

Rick Wad

The best part of the episode is the end where it's just Sam and Melody. Just a host and a guest like the good ol days

*Sam on stream the day before this episode - “We’re gunna have to do some research and stuff so we don’t seem like total dickheads” *Also Sam - Does little to no research and proceeds to look like total dickheads 😂. The ineptitude of this podcast makes me come back every month man

sercumis

this is definitely one of the better guests didn't even know about this girl but she kept up

bingy

Can we get sephirothsword back on?

R.

So what was removed? I need answers. Im technically an investor so i am technically privy to everything about everything

Travus Danielson

Pry vet

LackOf AWillToLive

Why is it private?

R.

What do i pay you slackers for?

R.

BRUHHH IT PRIVITE ON 5 MIN

Kris

Shit was cash

Pricedisman

this one is a little rough, i think I would've rather listened to a bumbo podcast

Rick Wad

Im just here to say that this is my favorite podcast. I've been watching since Sam was just sitting infront of a camera, by himself, complaining about his marriage. Gotta say you've come a long way, dawg. Keep up the good work boys

This was great melody was a great guest, just the 3 mongoloids rly shafted her any time she tried to talk.

Daddy Cheeseburger

what a cringe fest

Every time she said Hmmm I wanted to blow my head off, not the best guest

This might be my new favorite episode it's definitely up there, I think y'all should have more sex workers on lmao and I wouldn't mind seeing melody return

Cabfarm

Great guest! Would have loved it if she got a chance to tell a story or land a joke. Looking at you Poob.

KB

This is a ROUGH one for the audio listeners and I fucking love it. 10/10 - Melody was great lmao; people saying she was the worst guest obviously don't remember the world's biggest weeb.

loved the episode

yes

Motive Unclear

I had no idea who melody was before this. I guess her schtick is that she just thirst-baits the socially retarded? Also, you guys don't even TRY to hide your contempt for audio listeners anymore. This whole episode is a giant fuck you to the audio boys.

Dumass

Great episode, just four dude bros shootin shit

Good episode fellas, for a Christmas present get one of the retard patrons on as a guest, then just speak over them the whole time aqua style

Great episode, Fun Guest.

Tex

The episode was fantastic. Sam, Poob and Bryan were great, Melody was pure utter cringe

I’ve now spent more money on this podcast than I do porn.

Speciatali

Hey were those filters free?

Two good podcast guest in a row

This was a excellent episode. 10/10.( Poob freezing up at the beginning due to Ludeness and the breadstick fucking had me rolling.)y'all ever need a voice acting guy like y'all said one time I can do a good bit pretty. I ain't no Josh Baker level though. (Free)

sercumis

this is definitly a top 5 guest. such a good episode, if only it lasted longer.

This one had me weak af for some reason. Way out from left field for these guys

Nictotine

Why does she whimper like a beaten dog whenever she's asked a question

Ballsac Schrader

worst guest by far

Noah Pearson

There is no middle ground either people fucking despite Mel and hate this episode or are really excited and happy about it

Bryan Pereira

I loved how Sam and then Poob revealed that they had only just learned about Melody doing porn. Nobody asked Bryan, they already knew.

Deacon Symenuk

This is Mixing my porn and my veiwing life, thanks forehead fables

Kalle Hokkanen

Are you sure that she isnt just Charborg with a voice changer?

Yellow Baber

Damn this episode was pretty fuckin funny, I just think too many of yall hate women, or fat 40 year olds 🤷‍♂️.

niqsn

mery crysis

Fruusty_

Merry Christmas everyone

TP FradeN

Merry Christmas, boys.

Mack Sargent

Merry Christmas sam

Bryan looks better as corn, the human look doesn’t really work for him. 🌽

Auric

Theres no such thing as a chick with a dick, just a man with implants

Jeck

The slander podcast

Coleslaw

Merry Christmas Sam, Poob, Bryan, Stallt and fellow patrons.

Nicktree

38

Did not expect this, but I do like it.

Damian Van Pelt

Which podcast did the bois speak to a therapist on? im trying to re watch it lol

Sencer

Fungletoe’s mom reunion podcast

I wish stallt cut out every time that annoying retard guest talked.

General Sam

Yes

Wait has every female guest worked in the sex industry?

Logan

Cool

Fuck audio, video gang 4L

Mel is the last person I expected to be on the show. very excited to listen to this.

As a member of the audio audience I feel like I am missing something...

Grandshrew Jellvis

Sam I hope you clipped Aqua saying the thing about "manipulating children with little treats" in the gamerhole stream sniping episode. I wanna hear that on soundboard in the future haha.

Jake Glanville

This is horrifying

Yooo you got Mel on here? LETS GOOOOOO

2 In 1 month? Good job boys love to see these

Big Boi

Yep :/

Rafael Melendez

For the first time, I’m actually upset about a guest. Probably gonna hate this episode

ENDBRAN

Just in time for the drive to work 😌

Max

Not a fan of this chick, kinda wack. And no, hair isn't determined by your mother's father. Learned from 23 and me that it's a myth. You either win or lose the genetic lottery.

Fucking finally holy moly

Big Boi

Literally tried to give this one a shot. The boys did a good job as usual but holy fuck this guess was annoying

MUTTGORE

You motherfuckers got melody? How tf did you swing that shit

TronCat

Yea nah man

GoldRex

Feeling cute. Must be better than the last 2 hours of work. Might delete.

Queso

I’m so ready for whatever this is

SPENCER CHRISTENSEN

Oh god. This one’s gonna be a doozy

Definitely beating off to this one

Ten

I had to double take when I saw this show up on my notifications

im ready to be let down again

Bro need to quit my job and watch this immediate

iiITzDaNx

This better not be the Christmas special you mixed religion charlatan. I’m frothing for more content and my froth cannot be quenched easily

A patreon account

Holy shit. I wasn't expecting such a high-profile guest

Looks like Christmas came early this year. Thanks fellas

Kevin Rodriguez

HELL YEAH

Nathan Sanchez

Bro u moving up in the ranks 😳😳😳😳😳

Nathan Spears

Poggers

Recon

Oh god

Pino

LETS GOOOOOOO