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P U P.I. - PATRON EP. 31

🕑 Added 2021-12-30 22:19:48 +0000 UTC

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Master Flavor

Doesn't matter what kind of day I'm having. I can return to the Conway Twitty bit (57:35) and shit is gonna be funny everytime

Grim Reefer

I can definitely tell Sam and Bryan are annoying little brothers

The Great Jew

open-heimer

Too ashamed to admit that I listen to this podcast, love you idiots though

Chase Barksdale

I cannot stop watching this episode it is so damn funny. Poob deserves a raise

billybob

31k a month and you can't even have decent schedule or record on time

Anthony Ross

Poob looks like a lesbian art teacher. There. I said it.

Sam how bout we put that autoblow back in the drawer, and instead of pumping out another load we pump out that patron exclusive. huh?

Filthy hobitses, where are my precious uploads!?

Motive Unclear

They're playing us like a damn fiddle!

they’re just doing this so that they have a 30 second talking point on the coming podcast. “we shave gotten a lot of hate mail about us not uploading… blah blah” WHERES THE UPLOAD MAGGOTS???

Joshua Pierce

Okay but actually tho. It’s weird that there’s so many people desperate enough to beg for another podcast episode. Like I can’t even figure out why I enjoy this podcast so much. With that being said, 30k a month and y’all can’t even have a semi-consistent schedule 😐

Stalltt

cope, seethe

Petr Hares

I am absolutely convinced they are doing this on purpose. These grease goblins think that this is some type of hilarious joke to us. HAHA NO EPISODE. Great. Real funny. Pay pig wants its dose of unintelligible mumbling now.

no podcast no money bitch

everyone is so mad

Refund us for this month

26chairs

You have a Patreon that makes 30k a month, and somehow, the promise of a work-free existence isn't enough to entice you fucking degenerates to release 3 podcasts a month on a semi predictable schedule. I don't care if you have fucking COVID. You're forgetting how fucking good you have it compared to wagies, fat general.

I'm calling it someone fucked up some audio or something and stalltt is running a salvage operation on it

so you're telling me these guys earn 30k a month, post three episodes a month and we still havent got one? the fuck is this shit bro

Motive Unclear

These comments tearing you guys (not stalltt) a new asshole are leagues more entertaining than anything you've put out this month.

Finxi Artifexi

Agreed

You know I understand Sam is busy these days with moving and all, but it'd be nice if you guys could be more transparent about podcast statuses, so we don't have to sit here wondering where the podcast at. Something as simple as a thing that just says not recorded yet, recorded, editing, etc. Anyways just a thought, take it or leave it I know my place as a paypig.

Phrog

come on you stinky cunts im fucking pressed as shit and I need me a podcast

to think i'm using my comatose son's life support money on this podcast

Delskif

Angry little poor people

Copium

All is lost, the end of the world is nigh! Repent sinners! Embrace Yeesus Christ as your savior! Shun the burning hells that may embrace you in your ignoble crusades of unrighteousness! REPENT.

AHHHhh GOD THEY WONT STOP MAKE IT STOP, THE VOICES THE VOICES AGGGHG

Wanus Anus

But we do know what we're paying for so no pressure as well, l thought the pickle bit made the episode funny lol

Wanus Anus

Nah ignore Orion if the episode is shit can it

I'm not going to go on the deep end and act like it's the end of the world. Yall got stuff you got going on alongside the podcast, and it's cool. But you guy's also gotta understand, we know what we're paying for, so if it's a matter of you guys feeling an episode you made is bad, i doubt people are really going to care, i know i wont lol just put it out worst case people will shit on it.

Grundle Assassin

Mfs be slacking

Blake

thanks Stalltt

General Sam

We recorded one yesterday, it’s gotta go through the edit

Alexander Challis

This becoming absurd, episode or we riot and you guys have to rely on the people who forgot you existed when the tiers were merged.

Reign

Lazy cunts. What am I paying for?

Julius

Aaaagh

Dirty bastards

This gun guy better be the funniest fucker you’ve ever had on

Ballsac Schrader

you guys are fucking lazy, you know that

We piggies must overthrow sam and replace him with staltt the true podcast owner, mabye we can get an episode that way.

Anthony Caudill

Love you but I need a fix

Anthony Caudill

The last half of the month better be a banger filled 3 episodes to make up for this shit

Travus Danielson

Cmon man I need my hit

Brock Paquin

Podcast is taking awhile because Stalltt is currently in talks with the union, he's sick of getting paid in ball gags, clown play and moist kisses

C'moooooooon

26chairs

I hope this comes across as rude, but you'd think that for $30k a month, you guys would be more enthusiastic to record and release the damn thing.

Come on boys, time to give papa his podcast.

cameron

Probably never at this point

Cyrus Lastname

I’m new here when’s the next one

Mr.DJB90

This pay piggy is hungry!!!!!!!!!!!

Keaton Birk

Nobody: Sam: Alltimers

Cumtown doesnt treat their paypiggies like this

DadPleaseComeBack

I'll give you two options Mr.Poon, you release a new episode, or you tell us what in the god damn hell a Milk Rat is.

Papa Poob

The people are losing morale and panicking! AHHH

ed

This little piggy is getting hungry

A patreon account

I always listen to your podcast while I do housework. My house is a fucking mess now thanks to you.

Kava

Oink oink paypigs are getting angry

GoldRex

I've noticed other successful podcasts have set dates or set times of the week/month that they record and release. Would be amazing to get some sort of schedule down for the podcast. But I'm sure you got other pressing matters on the list. Keep it in mind we all love the pod.

I always listen to these when I'm driving for work and want to crash into a tree every time they do a visual bit. Easily the best and worst investment in my life.

amazing job

Poob is truly the 9th wonder of the world. Maybe one day his genius will surpass Sam’s outlandish forehead to capture #8

Charlie Davenport

You guys fucking blow at like... you know..m doing your job and releasing episodes holy shit is it too much to asf for u guys to get together a few times a month and drops 3 or 4 eps a month Jesus fucking christ lmao

McDude

where the fuck is the new episode

how many time do i have to re listen to this shit. the voices wont set me free ahhg

SPENCER CHRISTENSEN

I NEED MORE! My festering seed grows hungry!

These dudes struggled to get these episodes out on time before we're about to have a 2 episode month

GummyDummy

Jeck

In our old house in Florida we had a full size golden tee arcade machine in our garage with the rest of the dad games

Caleb Blankenship

As a dumb ass 23 year old I can say Poob sounds like a dumb ass 23 year old.

Michael Westlake

Hurry up with the next one fuckers this pay pig is hungry

dscobeans

sup sams

Jack Beason

sam needs to stop smoking

I can't believe I'm spending my minimum wage on this shit.

Have you thought of having Stallt on?

I don't think they mentioned wanking once this episode.

Yellow Baber

Yall should bring on Onepeg and make fun of him for looking like aqua

GoldRex

Upcoming Guests that would be excellent choices for your growing podcast. Stallt. I know you are the only one that reads these. Brief List below, Nick Mullen (CumTown Podcast) Conan O'Brian (Gonna cost money but hes good people) Anyone from any True Crime Podcast I have been enjoying the niche you guys bring for over a year, i think it could be worth looking into or discussing with the hosts on branching off and doing some podcasts that tackle subjects that aren't commonly spoken about on Forehead Fables. Bringing different genres of guests in might attract a more broad audience as well as give current viewers some new topics to listen to.

Yall need to get meatcanyon, or psychicpebbles on the cast. They are both funnier than you guys

Stalltt

https://streamable.com/uiudm6

Eeby-Deeby

Yo stallt, do us a favor and upload that short clip of willem dafoe. Just the way you showed it. Please

the PUPI and bar story were great but when Sam wants to bring up his own topic with the Exfil thing it got so annoying

Big Boi

Poob brings in multiple stories and topics that are easily hilarious and then sam comes in with "Hur hur you got angry at friend" fuck talk about talentless

Michael Westlake

Sixhead was getting hungry

No writer, the unguided rambling brings me peace.

shut up marshall you honkey

I wish bryan would shut the fuck up when other people talk. Do you have no manners, or are you too high to hold a thought for more than 3 seconds? I get you're all good friends, but damn do I have multiple brain aneurysms listening when he interrupts. Anyway, great episode guys, happy new year!

George

I'm actually looking so forward for the Mugs

Dylan Anderson

The highlight reels are the cinematic game trailers and the episode is the Battlefield 2042 release

Thank you Grant Dickson

when will sephirothsword be a guest again that's one of the best sam podcasts

If anyone is actually interested in the answer to the question around 28:38 regarding multiple viruses interacting with each other - Sars-Cov-2 could swap genes with a different virus through a “genetic recombination”. If for example someone was infected simultaneously with Sars-Cov-2 and the related Mers coronavirus, which does not transmit readily between people but kills about 40 per cent of those who are infected, it is possible to imagine a nightmare hybrid arising that combined transmissibility and lethality. Although such an evolutionary leap is not impossible, most experts regard it as extremely unlikely. - This was copied and pasted from a Times article posted about Omicron.

hello i like podcsat and also then enw thank you also how much is this a month orfor a ytear

Motive Unclear

Can't believe I pay to listen to these fuckin dweebs. Anyway good job Stalltt, you are truly the unsung hero of this podcast.

Rick Wad

Best one yet. Keep em comin boys

Joshua Pierce

I posted a link to a short YouTube edit of the podcast. Keeps disappearing. Not sure if it’s getting deleted since it’s a link or if Patreon is glitched. Oh well

Šimon Tichý

poob is so beautiful, might just be me having realized he still is a human though

Oh ok could gave taken two seconds to Google it and didn't and stallt finds out I was wrong

Finxi Artifexi

That writer could be huge give him a shot God knows the podcast needs it.

Stalltt

I'm pretty sure he was talking about Giorgio Tsoukalos, the guy with the crazy hair

Stalltt

Those are old ass public episodes. Every locked post should be a public episode on YT, he just never updated them when he changed the tiers.

Stalltt

This was technically the holiday podcast. Melody came out on christmas for non-patrons. They couldn't get together before christmas so they just recorded this post-christmas instead.

David childris was the ancient aliens guy

As someone who studied anthropology we were smarter in the past. Completely agree with Sam the leaps people make are bat shit

anyone else have 7 locked exclusive posts?

What happened to the holiday podcast? You talked about with projekt melody

Kacper Bojarski

There is actually a gun camera, at least sort of, it's a soviet Photosniper https://www.ephotozine.com/article/rare-russian-photosniper-rifle-camera-set-up-for-auction--31969

J. Robert Heimerdinger is a solid mid champ. Not a fan of the subsequent arms race that ensued after his introduction though.

Splattered Cadaver

The hike will never happen

Kieron

I hit a kangaroo on the way home from work while listening to this, and the podcast helped to lessen the blow of totalling the front of my car

Zachary Vanscoy

I want my money back for this episode

yooper gamer

Sounds about right for a joo

Sam is just casually showing porn to children

connor

Screeb

I eat poop

Mushy

Yammering an hour before a podcast that's called a pre-show and those are super popular you better do it

AalokAlvah

Damn Poob with the Anne Frank haircut

Jaime

Ah yes another podcast where they oppress Audio Listeners.

David Brown

I swear, Bryan thumbnails are the best.

pog

heimerdinger

Tyler LaRowe

Audio listener/visual watcher < people who do both

5 minutes in the audio listeners need to rise i listen to these retards at work and always have to rewatch at home on my pc they are farming me for 2 views i know this is their plan to juice us we need to rise and kill sam

Whooo new pod this is what its all about baby whooooo