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You Get the Scraps - PATRON EP. 32

🕑 Added 2022-01-31 16:12:47 +0000 UTC

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I wanna unsub to spite sam but I feel too bad knowing Poob would starve

i spent 5$ for 32 episodes and 3 minutes into this podcast i already regret it, thanks i guess

Wizardo the fool

can you leave the complaining for the poor to watch?

Sigurd Hilmo Lundheim

The best podcast with the worst schedule.

Kodiak

You will never break us. Here we wait.

Iration23

it would be funny if you guys didnt make an episode for 4 months

I’m starting to get the feeling they gonna make us wait like 53 days before another one like they joked about

Evans921

Another week without an episode I see.

Šimon Tichý

sam your pathetic little podcast draught changes nothing before the end of the month you will crawl back and beg us to listen to your wheezing

The great Patreon starve out of 2022

I could have used my 5 dollars to buy condoms to have sex with lots of women, but then I remembered that all I have is this podcast. Looking forward to the next pod!

Bryan Pereira

This is like one of those edging videos that just doesn’t understand the bounds of a mortal man

Dont worry. Stalt is on it

Gabriel Smith

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PODCASSSSTTTTTTT

Drew

actually this is kinda hilarious

Rat

fuck this podcast this shit sucks so hard

Landon Cunningham

y'all realize he said he was gonna do this

Sam it's literally a near free 30k a month get your fat ass up and make like 3 hours of content

Sigma chads post the unlisted patreon exclusives on the internet in retribution

Rick Wad

Or they could just not charge us for this month like they did that one time

McDude

you have 12 days to deliver 3 podcasts.

Rick Wad

You guys can stop complaining. Both Stalltt and Poob have confirmed the next podcast is cooking up in the dark room

Chris

It’s been 15 fucking days you rat bastard wheres my podcast

yourmomsuckswell

i want what im paying for bozo

Tanner Schell

virgin losers complain in the patreon comments. sigma chads take what they get and don’t throw a fit

Bryan Pereira

I would agree with all of this if this was a statement from the real Sam

Sam

I was being an absolute cunt in the comments. You're right I'm fat, ugly, and alone and projecting my disappointments towards a content creator I don't know. Trying to humble myself after outburst. Sam has a life outside this and I needed to understand that spreading hate won't solve anything or make me feel less like shit. Take as much time as you need big guy, I'll be here with a better attitude.

Sam

thank you for the update

I asked in the discord and stalltt told me it was being edited and it'd be here soon.

SpicedCherrySoda

Where the fuck is the new episode?

Supernaut8FX8

Do all of the simps have no life outside of this podcast? These people taking personal offense at not having a podcast for two weeks. Get a fucking life, loser.

Blake

Turns out you did not have to go on PKA to achieve a PKA subreddit-like community, Sam. Looking forward to the next episode lol

burburr

Now we know how the air umbrella guy felt

Rick Wad

This reminds me of that episode of Rick and Morty when all the Meeseeks are descending into chaos

Causty

I need you to rob your nearest Walgreens/cvs and get urself some Valium. Your gonna have an aneurism my man

Rick Wad

God I hope so

Durtcobain

bunch of simps lmaoo i paid my money for content not when he wanted but what it was when i paid for it

Caleb Blankenship

Aren’t they hiking or something?

I will give you consensual kisses if you get this next episode out

Alexander Challis

There are like 5 people complaining and you don’t need to read the fucking Patreon comments if they annoy you

Wow can’t believe so many people so mad about slow uploads. Obviously it’s on purpose now cause all you chimps can’t be patient. If you complain Sam will delay the release how do you other animals not realize that by now? And either unsub or stop fucking complaining it’s more annoying than a podcast dry streak.

Rick Wad

It's okay everyone, Dutch has a plan

Papa Dutch

They literally made jokes about not releasing shit till the end of the month and y'all are still chimping out

QuakeDea

I ain't complaining , I'll pay for no podcast idgaf....., BUT where it at doe?? ;)

Rick Wad

Holy shit its Steven Parker!

Steven Parker

Oodles of baby men wailing for the next podcast in this thread

DadPleaseComeBack

gay

Tanner Schell

since the bengals lost, we may never see poob on another episode again 😞

Not Oscar

Got my cock out! I’m ready to see my buddies now! Where the fuck is the next episode? Thanks.

Rick Wad

I got my cool beanie acouple months ago, im going back for a different color beanie and some freak stickers. Also the new mug and the Forehead Fables shirt

Roman

got my mug the other day and I really like it, first bit of merch I've bought from any of you guys. Might have to buy some freak stickers someday. Keep up the great content guys I love it and it makes my day

Everyone is so grumpy about no new podcast yet, fake fans. If there are billions of fan on this Earth I am one of them. If there are tens of fan on this Earth I am one of them. If there are 1 fan on this Earth then I am him. If there are no fan on this Earth then I am no longer on this Earth. If the world is against forehead fables then I am against the world

Logan S

Nope they're just leaving us high and dry cuz I think it's funny. I'm thinking about pulling out my subscription it's not worth to pay this much for what

Rick Wad

All the complaining I do is genuinely just jokes. Love this podcast

Rick Wad

Im hoping they're delaying the next episode because they're secretly filming the hiking trip right now

u chose to pay for it u can stop anytime just shut the fuck up already damn

Good Idea. If sam hates the patrons so much

Sam

If there is no podcast by tomorrow I'm pulling my sub out. I'm not going to pay any amount of money if I can just watch the same low quality effort on youtube for free. Oh we get access to podcasts early... what use is that if there are no podcasts to listen to or watch. Fuckn lazy ass

At this point I'd rather give money to pokimane

You guys fucken suckkkk

GoldRex

Just upload the podcast Sam. We all waiting on you brother.

Sam

last exclusive was absolute trash, now were waiting half a month for a podcast, wtf

4chan already found it on one of the /rk9 threads.

Rick Wad

So on a completely off topic random note, how's operation find Sam's new house going?

I'm holding my breath until I see a new podcast

Callus Phallus

Not only has the quantity of these podcast fallen of, the quality has as well. Hate to see it, I'll resub in a few months.

Causty

Going to hold my own life hostage until next podcast. Drop it MFs or I’ll kill him I swear

Rick Wad

Get your dicks out of each other's asses and drop the next episode. Jesus fucking christ

Dylan Carratt

i think my patreon is broke... haven't seen a new podcast in two whole ass weeks

No more $5 from me :)

realistically if i just stopped paying for 6 months then come back ill never run out of podcasts

Powe

Wake me up when a new episode comes out.

CanadianTravis

I feel like a beat housewife being manipulated to pay you guys, but I will gladly continue

yourmomsuckswell

you keep getting more and more money from the patreon supporters but you keep treating us like shit. go fuck yourself sam

Jake Warner

I was going to buy a mug, then I realized that it's been almost 2 weeks since an episode has been released...

Sam

You on vacation? It seems like it.

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what sublime masterpiece of comedic engineering Sam and "The Boys" have in store for us, my anticipation is almost as palpable as the money leaving my bank account to support these, to put it simply, euphoric, wordsmiths.

Sam

the last exclusive was literally the scraps... no effort

if they only upload at the end of the month wouldn't we only have to sub to the patreon every other month?

Durtcobain

another week no episode lml must be nice having that job paid by the ......

Salty Lemon

Sams lagging on dumping those podcasts and having us wait theres only 46 days left until the end of next month.

Caleb Blankenship

Sam gay

Rick Wad

Renewed my membership just to see you lazy fucks still haven't done jack shit. Wouldn't have expected anything less. Love you, kings ❤

DadPleaseComeBack

Sam really thought he could fool us with his alt account, nice try, SNAKE!

William Robertson

One of my favorite episodes so far

Joshua Pierce

12 days since the last upload… if there’s not an episode up by Monday, I will come back and whine about it. Not much of a threat, but at least I’m being honest

pee pee

dear sam:

😩😩

Unpopular opinion: I'm sure the boys have a reason for not uploading quickly, they are busy making us quality content! haha! Keep up the good work guys. You are valued and appreciated.

I haven't even listened to episode left but idk how you convinced me and all these other assholes to pay you guys 30k a month lmao. maybe it's a case of once you got yours you don't have to care much anymore but y'all suck at uploading fr. keep it up great work

I don't wanna be around anymore, it's so fuckin hot.

can someone fill me in on why its been so long since theyve posted

Caleb Blankenship

I’m getting cucked

they really waiting till the end of February to post

George

I brought two mugs as all you should

Rittenhouse on the podcast or I stop my donations

Purple Lamprey

As patrons we deserve to know where our money goes. How much is poob getting from my $?

TheInferno

10/10 - got my tip sticky

Mike M

Solid episode. My guess is that donut operator is gonna be the next guest, but Ted Nivison could be good.

Anyone notice that in Sam’s new video he’s wearing Abby’s coat? Fucking loser

Virgo

Normally I have to pay $15 dollars a month on onlyfans to get made fun of and degraded, but for $5 these nincompoops will do it for me! #blessed

Dylan

When will aqua be on again..I miss him

I see that poob bought that jackert zchum had on the livestream

Daniel S

Sam is much cooler than Sam. Imma be real. Sam should figth Sam to determine the coolest Sam. Just saying.

soog

Sam discovering d8 is the worst thing to happen to this podcast since the collab with the gamer hole

Dominic Richardson

I fucking hate having to manual breathe after smoking. Spooks the crap outta me

This comment sections looks straight out of Reddit

GRUzader

Yo real talk though why the fuck hasn't Exfil been on yet I don't even watch any of his boring ass content but these guys constantly mention having having him on. I'm sure he'd be an excellent guest for sitting by while these three chimp out on each other

hello brother

We should all strike until Abby is a guest on the podcast. No more Patreon money.

Mack Sargent

I'm outside

George

The people who complain about the podcast are fucking rejects that think they are rotton tomatoe critics

Sam

I always love the content

Spliffy Jimmy

Thanks, guys. Fun to listen to before work.

I’d bust one on Bryan i think

Cameron Morris

I pay real life money for this lmao

Grant Hoffman

Poob is the podcast

GRUzader

You'd think with the ludicrous amounts of porn these animals watch that they'd notice the brown M&M lost her DSL's in this national tragedy

I have a cousin named sam she recently came out as a trans woman after taking shrooms

Another fun episode

man i hate poob

Solid stuff

woe

bryan looks good as freak holy mackerel

best episode yet

I’ve been listening to the older episodes with Bryan and poob. Poob is giving off some John Mcafee vibes

GoldRex

Video Good.

Cyrus Lastname

I literally came to bitch about paying for the patreon just to be mean but I see an episode is out so hell yeah

Rick Wad

I was 12 the first time I smoked weed. Smoked some reggie out of a makeshift beer can pipe

BIlly Braddock

I enjoyed the scraps, looking forward to more whenever it drops

Hell yeah! Thank you for the content!

Andrew

Brian looks deathly ill he is so fucking pale

Chris

Who is the phantom ass ripper?!??????

Chris

You can literally hear someone rip ass on more than on occasion on this podcast

ADingostolemyNordbois

Sam doing cheeky vape hits last ep, now poob doing nose beers. Must be a new voodoo ranger line of beverages

Who up waltin their jr

YOOOO shout out to poob rippin that line. cant tell if it was a bit but keep sniffin discreetly and touching that right nostril BOI. that drip be hitting

Wizardo the fool

You guys post episodes too much, give it a break. what are you trying to prove

Pino

YOOOO the crazy neighbor story! I heard the rabbit part and I was like is there another guy doing this? How many floridians are breeding rabbits?? But it was just the same guy. I remember listening to that podcast back then while power washing a house. And I thought that was the peak of the podcast 😭 but oh how I was wrong

OliveGarden69

Being at what seems like an all time low, it seems like as good of a time as ever to have Zack on.

Michael Westlake

Haven’t even watched it yet and my dick is already like 20% hard 😎

it is quite hard to imagine sam laying pipe

Grundle Assassin

Unsubbing cause I can't even buy a chuckle from you niggas anymore

Stalltt

I just clicked it and it seemed to work so no clue what the problem is brochaho

Jake Glanville

Having some issues downloading the audio for this one

Good work fellas keep it up 👍

Staltg has stolen the video chapters from us again how long can he continue to get away with this

Joshua Pierce

I remember the bit about VooDoo Ranger being your AA sponsor from a previous episode. Can’t believe you posted a video about it to announce the sponsorship. So glad you included that in this episode, it’s the funniest bit I’ve seen since “Poobs Quest for Power”. Not being sarcastic, that was actually hilarious

General Sam

Ruh roh

26chairs

Soo huh... Don't get me wrong - I giggled like a retard the whole time. But you guys spent 10 minutes misgendering the sex offender from /r/AntiWork - It's a trans woman lol. This kinda shit is why you basement trolls can never move on from making this podcast for your basement troll audience.

Coleslaw

The anti work guy is so gross but I think I saw that he wanted to go on Fox. Like he volunteered…

Logan

This was pretty good

Janurary 31st podcast. Good work staltt

Aaron

1:02:00 This really shows how fucking hard Poob is carrying this podcast. Dudes making my money worth it

jake sanders

upload every Friday and just recap pka in an hour 20 and collect Patreon money

They can't keep getting away sith this

not devin white

God damn. This was the best one yet. Hits on hits

Tex

Poob was an absolute fucking monster in that Red Dead stream I've never seen him so stonefaced. Nothing was spared, not even the birds. His own horse was murdered by him so many times, he had no allies. All hidden under the guise of him being a hero and all of them having rat rot

Geronimo Mills

They don’t realize this means two months until next podcast

Spooky

i thank stalt for having these out on time

I hope people post angry comments on this one, half the fun of being a patron is reading the salt in here :3

We will miss you comrade!

Nikolai Ushakov

Now I DON'T want to kill myself... Thank you, you are three good men

Kevyn Wolf

Finally a reason to get out of bed

QuakeDea

Hot dam! The three with no guests always the best! Thnx for working on getting these out Stalt!

Big Boi

Suuuuuuuck em

OliveGarden69

Damn these guys again, I thought we were going to get someone like Obama

Keep killin it guys👍

iiITzDaNx

You upload while I’m in work one more time, somebody’s gonna get fuckin hurt. My lawyer said for legal purposes I am obligated to say “in game”.

Cayman Everdij

Who up wonking they willy

Jefferu -

bruh is bryan riding dildo or what

Joshua Pierce

Poob sucking his finger in the thumbnail… oh yea this is a gonna be a good episode

People always knocking on quality, an hour of poo poo pee pee jokes is exactly what I want to distract myself from reality

Stalltt

you're an animal

hayden

Keep up with the under 2 hour podcast and your days are numbered

Slacker bastards barely meeting their obligations

Edwin Mendez

Down to the wire. Stallt hard carrying as always.

stunad

kiss me

Spit em

Jefferu -

Arrr

Rick Wad

A podcast to see me off. I cannot afford the $5 at the beginning of the month, I just got a new job and won't get paid in time. I shall return the moment I receive compensation for my labors

Im eating subway rn its a meatball sub with letuce, mayo, bananapeppers, and red onions you gotta try it