How to Bioengineer The Perfect Squirrel - Ep. 118
🕑 Added 2024-07-12 17:12:23 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/dYqatEqNqZg
Guys we are officially not the #1 18+ podcast on the platform anymore. I filed a motion to get our podcast taken off of that category because apparently it requires extra paperwork that I can't be fucked doing.
So we are now the 39486th normal podcast on the internet.
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Jesse Woodyard
At this point might as well have happy as a guest on the podcast
Madbot
I had to subscribe after the whole factory worker bit. It really close to home as pack parts into boxes to be shipped out.
Cerberus
Okay fellas lay off em, give em some time
Raos TheGray
BOYS
Conor Mohan
Ohh booooyyyyyyyssss
TannerKalash
These guys just talk to eachother with no structure and no sense for two hours? And they can’t post regularly?
Mr. Smithers
You must do the antique show and tell episode now
Bridger
30k plus a month and they can’t even release episodes timely. FEED ME FUCKERS
Ryan Lucas
Best part about listening to them talk about the blue collar man listening to this while losing their job. Is listening to that while I work my blue collar job that ends in a month cause they're closing my plant!
A patreon account
Bothered. Unmoisturised. Unhappy. Out of my lane. Unfocused. Podcastless.
Fart Basket
New ep or I cancel my subscription.
Bronski
Drop the next pod or we’ll gather and jump @ifoundkarn together
bosnian poob
hey sam, go fuck yourself!
ifoundkarn
Bizzle episode when? Waaaaahh
ManlyboyMan
Ok guys what the hell
Fart Basket
Nathan Has a point.
pibb
I require more filth
Nathan Hampton
You fuckers don’t upload enough
Jesus Herebia
Baby birds hungry, feed me
NorthWind
gotchu homie
Šimon Tichý
I miss the DnD podcast because I really fell for Bizzle. I miss him. Can you ask him over for an episode, Sams? Thanks
JoshB
Put the podcast on Deezer
R Patch
Thanks buddy was talking about it today and couldn’t remember the name for the life of me
NorthWind
Pork jowl
Dylan Laskowski
Got me on Voodoo juice and fruit force. Shame they treated you that way guess we need to boycott now
R Patch
Actual question I’m wondering what’s that other cut of Bacon that Sam was eating while on a trip with Abby and his family?
David Roundpoint
Hockey girls are actually called puck bunnies in case you were interested Poob
Tainted-Nebula
I work in construction driving forklifts and trucks constantly and I’m laughing just as much as y’all, did wish it went on a little longer after Poob started feeling it
Slickity
gooning till the next guest appearance
Alyssa
Forklift comment was too real. Listened to it too early still have a couple hours
Grim Reefer
Clocking off from the domino at 1am couldn’t be better without poop and freak in my ear.
SpinalJuice
Most of the time I mainly listen to ya’ll when I’m mowing the big ass lawn I got or working my night shift job and it is the best experience I have
LEGO Scrim
Hey genius, I thought the last episode was 118
Roll Fizzlebeef
Oh you are going to HATE how the next episode is going to start
Peter
Shit man I can’t go anywhere without hearing about Trump.
Marco Espinoza
i drive around testing people’s houses for asbestos. i wonder what customers would think if they knew i was listening to 2 grown men talk about squirrel balls right before pulling into their driveway
Tanner Banks
Poop, it's obvious that caramel delights have holes in them. Time to lock in before these podcasts pal.
Caye Carmack
I’m running a front end loader listening to the end of it😂😂 fucking comedy
Bryce Hickman
Boys cmon. Try Want a Bump caffeine powder for your nose. Go for the sponsorship poob
Justus
This makes up for last episode
First name Last name
Sam hyde guest
Slickity
y’all should get goose wayne or sum for a guest
Brady P.
As a field mechanic that is driving a truck 60% of the time, I am right here laughing with you. Also, fuck you
Alex Friedsam
Don’t worry guys you’ll release a podcast on time and I’ll get my moneys worth! Anyyy day now.
Finley McFarlane
Fucking love the people working bit that keeps coming up. I’ve been a sheep shearer for years now and often listen to the podcast while shearing or driving across outback Australia
DMG
39486th PLACE BABII!!! 🖤
zStazz
Crazy funny
Nathan Mills
I can’t get that song out of my head from Sam’s you put what in the soup video
Field of Teeth
Where can I see this Ronald Reagan pic Sounds badass
tanner johnston
Lucky cash, he gets to hear podcast quality tales for free!!! What a lucky guy lol
lilGameDev
Keep your chin up guys, 39486 is still high up there when there’s millions of other youtubers with their own podcasts, you’ll be up on the top 100 some day!
MaulTheObese
Poob was really rocking his bobblehead this episode, love to see it!
MinerKid74
The actual hot take is saying you like it more with him, as much as I love Brian it's better without him
BrickyBrunz
I'm delivering mail with a big ol ugly grin on face scaring all my customers
R3DHeart
I was working, straight faced until I got called out, I had to go in the cooler to laugh
1000 Bottles of Baby Oil
I am the guy who listens at work with a straight face.
rodthedon
The fact that I was working, straight faced and hearing them laugh was such parasocial moment. I think they’re talking to me
Jensen D
If you need a “biologist” I’d be more than happy to use what little credit I have to convince you that whatever animal testing you wanna do are both possible and ethical.
MoltenYeti
3 whole hours I guess I won’t have to smash my cock with cartoon mallet. Shame
tanner johnston
Didn’t even listen yet know it’s shit but excited to listen. Love you stallt
QuickNaps
Last half of this was funny as hell. Keep it up, boys.
pibb
foul Samuel
Luke
Hot take I like the podcast more without Bryan 🤔
Charles
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Madison Bisaha
Sam please change the batteries in your damn smoke detector. I heard it in the new eldin ring video too... XD
Pvt. poot sniffer
Bring the merch back please poobers please
killerpanda 897
I was indeed driving my forklift but I was not straight face y’all cracked me up stop being funny before I crash this thing keep it up and love yall tho
MaulTheObese
I will never drink voodoo ranger again you have my word poop
Ryan Beach
There had already been an experiment where they turned an entire islands population of rats into cannibals
R Patch
Holy mother of god it’s here
Ryan Beach
Yeah gaslit is trash ngl, can’t listen to their voices it’s annoying.
Logan
Damn, now I have to day drink at work. Can you catch a dui on a forklift?
Mr. Smithers
Papa poop, you need to get a Bodhizafa sponsorship now.
Sam Benson
Prolly still gonna drink voodoo tbh
McLovin
Great minds think alike. Not even on the discord mook!
Alexander Torres
You STOLE that from me off the discord you rat
Michael Kaat
Just ran out stuff to listen to at work. And now I got some nasty little riffs, great timing
Wade
I must depart from ye, Times too tough Still the best pod around 🤝
Madison Bisaha
As a real IPA lover, New Belgium makes fucking garbage. Sam hit the nail on the head, it's all marketing no substance.
Davide
Ooooo babaaayyyyy
McLovin
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.
Mike M
3 hours? You spoil us rotten 🤭
The Goat
perfect timing
GeekedGooner87
Oh my godddd oh my goooooddddd oh myyyy
George Moench
I’m gooning
crobus
Oh fuck
A patreon account
Just in time for me to listen while I wash my bike
BoofTube
Boof time
Dylan Carratt
i've waited for this and i bet it's worth it, just started boozing too
Tricart
Alright I’ll watch it out of pity, but I’m gonna go take a piss first be right back
Connor
You’ve been starving us father