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Getting Flayed in Somalia Ft. Evan Hadfield - Ep. 123

🕑 Added 2024-09-16 17:39:27 +0000 UTC

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Charlie baker

Hes great tho

Charlie baker

Yall are losers this was awesome

Charlie baker

Dude goes in with like nothing to dangerous ass areas to show the world and yall some annoying whiney jackasses dude, hes easily a top 3 guest for the podcast

Charlie baker

Hes great lol

Charlie baker

Pudding brain dead ass take

Charlie baker

Easily one of their best episodes

Mike Hanrahan

Sam, you should look up Muscimol if you're looking for legal substances to try.

Puddinghouse

Nah this guy was like if Toldinstone thought he had to brag about how smart and experienced he was every second while pretending he isn't. Toldinstone is an academic and this guy is the most annoying guy at the party who everyone secretly hates and wishes would shut up. Seriously, back to back the second Toldinstone episode with this one. Toldinstone is 100000000 times the guest this dweeb is.

Eric Curry

Great ep

Jaymurk

A man of culture I see

Aqua Inferno

It was a reference to a tiktok im pretty sure

Budds

Nobody hates forehead fables quite like forehead fables fans

Chucklegorpy

Well then the patreon shouldn’t be charged or they should actualley address it at some point like what are you talking about lmao

Hekseblad

Man

Poob's Grampa

Poob your holes are mine if this isn't up by the 29th

Graycen smith

Wtf is wrong with you, who the hell would PAY to listen to a woman speak.

Graycen smith

Big forhead man I hope you went out like Patric Swayze at the end of point break and rode those 20ft waves like a god damn red blooded American.

William

Womp womp

Billythekid

I thought they were prerecording eps for twitchcon to prevent this lol

bosnian poob

imagine if you did 4 days of work at your fulltime job, then didnt show up for the rest of the month and used a flood that started on the 26th as an excuse.

bosnian poob

fuck that, i follow a Ukrainian special forces dude on patreon who manages to upload 3 vids a month when hes rotated of the frontline. remember, this is their job, we pay them for a product that they consistently dont deliver. I unironically hope the floods did irreparable damage to your house, Sam.

William

I’ll give a pass this month because Florida’s basically under water

God Grease

This month is gonna be real front loaded right sam?

Zoug25

nawwww refund the month at this point go next

Thaddeus gooch

You guys make 30k a month and you can’t find the time to do probably not even 15 hours of work? Stalltt better be dead or something.

Jake Warner

Whatever's happening with you guys, I hope you're doing alright!

Charles

Poob just streamed on twitch and said that he just recorded the video with Sam and it should be out in the next couple days

A patreon account

Sam you goon. Pibb's penis is uncensored at 30:22 on your King of Sigma city video.

Noelle

Guys i think we're getting the Die of Laughter treatment, shits canned and we're ghosted but they'll keep charging us don't worry :))

BigRedPP

poob gay confirmed?

BigRedPP

its time DJ

QuakeDea

Sam’s underwater in Florida and Poobs recording 24/7 for us and Stalltt can’t even bother to edit/post them… shame

Connor

Let’s all update our payment method to expiring credit cards

Caleb Blankenship

This man's crazy fr I'd take him serious

DJ

You have 10 hours to post or else I’m gonna have to intervene

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

No but seriously stalltt. pull your socks up mate and pull your head in. Poor poob and Sam grinding night and day just for you to just fuck about.... and by the way give Sam your tax return this time he's got enough to deal with. If you don't know how to behave, just look to poob for inspiration that's a man with his shit together.

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

Yeah fuck you stalltt.

Davide

I think we are going to get a poob and Sam face to face podcast straight from the eye of the hurricane Hurricast

pibb

Fuck stalt

Grim Reefer

Sam should at least post a recording of horrific wind storms or something bc I need something to listen too

Kirky

Sam1 you should do a video of you storm chasing

Einar_47

He's going to blame the hurricane that took until the 25th to blow through for the delay too

Connor

A sucker can dream

Ben Wilson

Hey Sam, hope you and your family are safe out there, looks like things might get pretty rowdy. God speed!

Applecore

Funny thinking you're getting two more episodes this month

SirDanny

Fax. But im still gonna spread my cum on his cheeks like cream cheese on a bagel

Oploaf

poop died 😢

Puddinghouse

Yeah this guy is the worst "well traveled" dude you know who has been everywhere and knows everything.

enterfrog

I keep refreshing every few mins like it’s gonna be there

Oakley Standfield

Guys I’m getting fucking itchy

bosnian poob

Hopefully not!

Rune Lampe

Oh man can't wait for the two rushed episodes.

WillemDaCole

Let's be real, this mf is gonna sleep through the hurricane again

WillemDaCole

SAM TAKE YOUR FAMILY AND FLEE

Bung Simpson

Good guest

Chucklegorpy

suck up

Josh H

20ft storm surge Sam is getting swept out to sea 😔

Connor

Our hunger yearns for the sam slop.

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

This Helene lady sounds like a nasty bitch

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

You all safe?

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

So how did the latest hurricane go sam.

Noelle

Why do i pay £5 a month for utter dissapointment every time, cant wait for the 2 rushed shit episodes coming within the next 5 days!!!

ManlyboyMan

So twitchcon ep when?

Jared-Ali

Hurricane Helene barrelling towards Tallahassee is divine retribution for no podcast. I'll call off the storm if they post today.

senor

Except stalltt. Fuck you stalltt

senor

Hope them are boys living their best life

austin

where ep ?

Ryan Girven

great find for a guest, actually pulled up his channel to see some of his videos, now back to the movie and porn talk

Sam Shack

L take, this was one of the best episodes

Slickity

you’re dumb

enterfrog

5 more days we are owed 2 more

Jake Warner

Fantastic episode!

TannerKalash

But but but we didn’t get enough jack off jokes! No poopoo peepee jokes!

QuakeDea

Don’t you?

Shmegma0

Oh yeah so much front loading 💦

TannerKalash

If you think this episode sucked you probably think poopoo peepee is funny every episode

Damp Sweaty Moldy Nasty Nutsack

foghorn jim

Zoug25

ngl this guest was a stinker. An episode of a podcast shouldn't be as if i just went to their channel to watch one of their videos

BigRedPP

True but i enjoy the content just Disappointing

Joey Brock

aint nobody forcing you to buy it

BigRedPP

or maybe don't promise so much i see why Die of Laughter failed now

BigRedPP

lets all stop giving these guys the 5 dollars until they get on schedule every month its something

Rogan Chapman

forehead fables enjoyers showing their schizoid nature again. The guest was fine, it's all you guys that are the problem

bosnian poob

for legal reasons this comment is satire

QuakeDea

They have had …. Like 1 or 2 on lol that’s enough for 150+ eps right? Haha

Bingus

Yeah, I’m gonna be real. Don’t listen to some of the patrons on this one, fellas. The guest was good, played well with your guys’ jokes, and balanced humor with the more educational aspects of what he was saying —sorta like toldinstone. All the patrons saying he sucked are shrimp-dick philistines. Also, my name is John Penis, and I’m gay.

SirDanny

Your granny's wet pussy tastes like baby powder

Bingus

You responded to my comment within a minute. In conclusion, you get no pussy

SirDanny

Indian burn my penis

Bingus

You literally have a custom skyrim pfp, dawg. You’re the last person who should be arguing other people don’t get any pussy

QuakeDea

The Contrast between YouTube comments and Patreon has to mean something lol

LilypadLizard

Nvm I got it, thank you for telling about that I really appreciate it

LilypadLizard

But new question, how do I do that lol

LilypadLizard

Fuck i didn’t know I had to do that

Jared-Ali

Have you linked your discord through patreon?

bosnian poob

if i ever run into S*m irl hes getting suckerpunched like we are on r/publicfreakout

Einar_47

I simultaneously feel like I get $5 worth of value out of this and also that I'm getting ripped off at the same time, feel like the missing ingredient for this podcast is a consistent schedule, get that maybe 4 a month 2 public 2 shitty patron episodes, drop them on Mondays for the blue collar boys.

Einar_47

Hey guys, yesterday was my birthday and normally I wouldn't ask for anything, but I was wondering if I could get front loaded with podcasts this month maybe. Thanks byeeeeeee

Jaymurk

And as a matter of fact Poon is probably gay now

Jaymurk

Not very sigma of you guys

Jaymurk

1 podcast In a month

LilypadLizard

Oh I see what you did there, but fr I’d like to be have access to them 😭

AWPinator

Alright! 1 more week of September and still need to put out 2 more episodes! Lets go team, big stuff! (I'm basically paying Sam $5 a month to play video games and spend time with his family, i feel like a chump)

SirDanny

Peg me

Super_Void33

you guys should do a forehead fables guest tierlist for one of the next episodes, but don't make it patreon exclusive you cowards

Super_Void33

you're a cynic, a cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but knows the value of nothing. chris is an exceptional guest, and a breath of fresh air for the forehead fables roster, he's a smart fella in a fart smella world

Super_Void33

chris has to be top 5 guests of all time in forehead fables history, well done fellas for baggin that sap 😎🤙

Zoug25

MAN Y'ALL FRONTLOADED HAAAAAAAAAARD

LilypadLizard

Wym

QuakeDea

Sounds like someone already has

SirDanny

Your dad's asshole tastes like my grandma's cooking

Miles Guy

you’re just an awfully grinchy individual, i hope your heart can grow three sizes soon

SirDanny

You sound like your wife doesn't fuck you anymore

GmaerGabe

y'all are so fucking lame lol. This guest rocked, its awesome to have some more serious shit on the podcast from time to time.

GmaerGabe

absolutely not lmao this literally one of the best guests ever

LilypadLizard

I don’t have access to any of the discord channels can someone help me?

redmaaan

Chillest guest ever. We also have liberty caps in the UK

Tainted-Nebula

This this episode was great! Sam had a ton of great questions and poor made jokes that were very funny when he had the chance to make them. Awesome guest!

Big Man

Nah

Mars

Ok North Dakota is not poor

Jaymurk

Put a girl on

SquibHead

now hold on, the bizzle post hike episode was the best guest episode.

SprayOnSarcasm

🤟🤟🤟

ManlyboyMan

Wasn't 4 hours but it was certainly a banger ep. When's the next one?

SirDanny

This guy sounds like the annoying fucker every one hates at a dinner party cause he won't just shut the fuck up about his trip to Europe or some shit

Zay

Bruh 15 min of this random guy talking about nuttin. And not pp nuttin.

Jeffrey Vaughn

You can see the glimmer in poob and Sam’s eyes when they are given the formula to have jokes land consistently with other cultures

Hanni

Fantastic episode.

DevinEatsBeans

Good shit fellas my thirst has been quenched.

Peter

I love how engaged Poob was in this one lol. Great to see the boys having their interest piqued.

Wade

Great ep!

Charles

Definitely a great episode, Im left wanting more of my Sam’s riffing.

QuakeDea

I got 2+ hours of Silent Poob…. The Brian Effect has officially rubbed off on them

The Prostate Protector

Patreon early access

adam howle

Best episode in a while, hell yeah

Airies

Dick dribble

Make a drug tier list

Cameron Cortez

stellar episode.

OttoImmune

S tier guest, up there with Charborg and Freddie

QuickNaps

One of the best guest episodes y'all have ever done. Great work, Stalltt.

Justus

This was like a Joe Rogan level guest good work

Christian Boman

Super duper awesome fuckers

A Very Stinky Pilchard

I started getting road rage whilst listening to this guy, i never get road rage.

Th3WolfMachine

This episode just started which took me off guard, it's a good episode tho. One of the better guests, not enough jokes about jerking off 9/10

rodthedon

The one episode where poob is the new Brian

GodsPods

One of my favorite episodes for sure, great guest top 3

bosinn_fan91

Felt like I was listening to MSSP

Parker T

I know im in the minority here, but god i cant listen to this guy anymore. He is insufferable

Alecmate

Great guest

PenGeLLy

👍

Gaziwa

Reminds me of the wranglerstar episode, the best guest episode.

Puddinghouse

Yeah this is probably hands down my least favorite episode since this podcast's inception. Glad we got content and I'm happy to eat a nasty one every once in a while but holy shit was this guy a fuckin' dork.

AI UNIT

This is actually a phenomenal episode in every way

Noah Pearson

This is the best recent guest episode

Sniffy McCringleburg

I hope poop and sam go to somalia

SquibHead

this episode rocked, super interesting, great guest, reminds me of the wendigoon episodes

boombot

Crazy seeing an actually knowledgeable and well lived guest who's also down with the podcast humor. Hearing a dude talk about world economics sometime after bringing up McAffee's shit hammock is great

Jordan Mold

Banger episode fellas

Brett Boswell

Guess I’m in a minority where I just can’t stand this guest. Complaining about consumerism while being a vlogger is pretty fuckin rich. As usual, the Sam’s are spot on. Have a great week fellas

Michael Troyer

I'm only 30 minutes in and this guy's slowly making his way to my top of the worst people to be around, I mean they're all idiots we're going to these country's but this guy's super okay with just getting robbed and a gun to people he brought along

Dylan Smith

Good lord this dude couldn’t be more boring Sam needs to stick with babbling along with poop

Ralph Ledwidge

What a goated guest. Rare that he made even poob go non-verbal

Peter Rackham

Let's go just snuck the bingo with the Hitler mention at the end

dscobeans

thanks for the knowledge

apallo420

Banger episode, great guest fellas

Sam Shack

Hey yeah good episode I almost wonder if missing episode #119 was just as good

Nehit

Good episode boys, love the educational undertones in this episode and the one with told in stone

Rhys

Happy birthday King

Rhys

Awesome episode guys. I feel like Evan really fit with you two

miller

Get me (Miller) on the podcast. I got lots of topics

Not_Muchh

Fuck Yeah Boys!

Greg Sanders

I really enjoyed this one, you guys outdid yourselves here 😎

ProbablyFade

Good stuff (thumbs up emoji)

Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia

Hope you had a good one fellow

TheBean64

Banger episode

Gaziwa

This is good but another wranglerstar episode would be better

GiantBarf

Dude… a tribe where you can get clout for doing gross things? Burger Andy heaven

Dumpi

Rare Earth is an awesome series, good podcast boyos

KennyLongShlong

Shit hoe, this bitch is a banger

Zachary Bednarz

This podcast is like an abusive relationship. One week you get the shit beat out of you the next it's flowers and a nice dinner

Stalltt

happy birthday bro

Cory

Him and his friend dare each other to kiss on road trips no doubt

Justin Frey

Sam I am still gay and retarded help

Matt🆒

Hard gay teehee

Van

Good to hear my home province of New Brunswick even being mentioned by someone.

S99cole

Very good podcast gentlemen.

Eric D

Gotta say, your semi serious episodes are fuckin PERFECTION. Toldinstone and this guy are my fav episodes so far. Good job homeskillets

womanrespector

Absolute banger definitely gotta have him back

blekut

this shit is about to be so backloaded its going to fall out of a truck

Josue

About time someone comes on the podcast and the guy is cool

McLovin

Not the first comment, not the most original comment, but a comment nonetheless.

Finn-Again

This happened to my buddy Eric

Finn-Again

This might be the only episode where poop isn’t the one who talks the most

Josiah Brudnak

Backloading this month huh

roundhouse47

Happy birthday bubster

Chanse Macabre

I don't want every episode to be like this one, but this was a really good guest, and I was pretty engaged throughout. Good job, Sams.

Corbin Kelley

It’s my bday today I turn 22. Can the fellow patrons drop a hbd??

HoneyBooBear

Well how kind of u to post at the end of my work day.. tff.. unsubbing

Giovanni Tejada

You guys got a real talker for this one jeez

bosnian poob

you upload b ut you are still benchod, sorry

Suduko Catwall

A new episode as soon as I walk into the gym? Oh joy!

BoofTube

MF BOOF TIME

Charles

We come to this show to have a better time than we were without it. Whenever this podcast posts it feels like Friday at the end of a week. I am grateful.