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Dying Alone With A Throat Full- PATRON EP. 64
🕑 Added 2024-09-30 16:39:04 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/nt3aMu7Jsmk
hell yeah brudders. got power back finally.
shoutout to our homies recovering from Helene in the carolinas.
also big shoutout to the Mag Lab for pushing the storm east of Tallahassee
Comments
Charlie baker
The toilet part is really funny as a contractor, kohler is just as mid as american standard for more money
KyleJ_03
Not a family add. But my family actually invented the nail gun, but get a senco nail gun and don’t look back
Sock Goblin
Stalt! Can we please have you do an outro or SOMETHING/ANYTHING on the podcast each episode?
chrisdshawn
Late to the party but kratom absolutely rocks
PM hoorah
Nobody hates the podcast more than the patrons. You guys are very ungrateful, and rude to most of the guests.
Ishankyoface
Adventure beetle racing was the shit on n64 i played the shit outta that too.
Pablotodamax
Honestly, I hear a lot in these podcasts that you're worried that this or that podcast was really bad, but out of the like nearly 200 done I've only ever skipped or not finish like 5? You guys are alright. Also these fucking losers freaking out about not getting a podcast every 10th day. Like yeah, we pay for 3 a month, we get 3 a month. Do something else with you life
FancySalm
No it’s calling the cumrag cummy
DarthCoyster
i dont even say this in earnest, its sarcasm...
Hekseblad
You guys expect me to keep jacking off to this episode? I need my new fix
Giovanni Tejada
Why do I even pay for this? It’s the 15th and no new podcast. And you can’t even say because of the hurricane that shit happened like a week ago
Blake
Sam when are you gonna buy the Herman Miller Eames Lounge Chair?
Fart Basket
😓
Stalltt
it's funny because it's true
Connor
We are on track for 3 1 hour episodes on the 25th 28th and 31st
Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities
Parasocially defending some dudes who we pay to entertain us if they want. Isn't that calling the cookie a crummy biscuit 🤔
Poob's Grampa
This is why I called your brother pisshead
MilkMan248
Meat rider 🍖
Davide
Now I will insert a Lego into my butt for each day
bosnian poob
poob ..... more like poop
Chucklegorpy
Yeah how weird for people to complain about not getting a product for payment under the business’s comment section
Chucklegorpy
They are, the pod just ain’t dropping cause stalltt doesn’t wanna make the thumbnail
Noah Pearson
Sam probably got exploded by a hurricane so gonna take awhile for Abby to stitch him back together.
OnlyFran
Hope Sam and his family are safe.
FancySalm
Parasocially bitching about a podcast episode. Pathetic. Stfu cumrag
DarthCoyster
halfway through the month still no podcast. pathetic.
Charles
This comment stems from being annoyed with sam’s youtube videos being a constructed narrative that has things being played out inorganically.
Charles
I feel like these guys need to realize we like them enough that they don’t have to cut a ton of the stuff out of the podcast. The awkward moments and pauses between topics show us a more authentic personality.
A patreon account
Sam really ought to replace Stalltt with a Vietnamese sweatshop so the editing gets done in a single day for half the cost.
Connor
Just gotta wait another week for it to be edited
Evan Eichler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Skupin
Charles
Poob said on stream yesterday that he filmed a podcast yesterday morning and that Sam is fine and he didn’t even loose power.
Brennan Burke
I hope bizzle is on the next episode. Love that man
Caleb Blankenship
No asshole pictures to reward us for enduring that bullshit last month?
Wizerd89
I own 2 pitbulls. Definitely a more aggressive breed
Sam Shack
Naked podcast is on the table? I vote yes
Sam
Just saw the news some mega forehead guy from Tallahassee stopped the second hurricane wave
Giovanni Tejada
Rip Sam bruh😭😭🙏
Fart Basket
Was thinking the other day, definitely need to do a Naked Podcast format!
colbs
i love you do a naked podcast <33
Zachary Bednarz
Second this
Slickity
sam if you’re still alive you should celebrate by doing a naked podcast with poob for the next ep
gbrah
guys dont worry, sam is up in tallahassee and MagLab has successfully repelled the hurricane
jordan guillory
Wishing the best for sam and his family get out of Florida!!
ManlyboyMan
I hope Sam and his family are safe with the insanity going on. Bad situation 💔
Cornbread With Slasa
Buy sparking zero and it will recoope your lost testosterone
Sniffy McCringleburg
Sam dont die that would suck
Caleb Blankenship
Sam forehead has the aerodynamics to disapate the hurricane before impact. Fuck the magnet, get that forehead out there on the front lines!
Nathan Wolf
Yo sam gonna die tomorrow??? Another fucking hurricane
Lilclip
Hey guys, I know you've got a lot going on with these hurricanes and all, I could really use a podcast, just had a testicle removed yesterday and need something to do
Hydra
I really hope them calling it the gremlin is a joke but I know it isn’t and they don’t know it’s actually the kremlin
bosnian poob
im rooting for u bro
bosnian poob
I DO leave whiny bitchy comments because im fickle and emotional like a woman, but if anyone comments about how bad the podcast is its sam and poob lol.
Peter
I think Poob was trying to tell Sam something when he said “I’m bikolar,” but Sam didn’t even listen 😔
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
Are you guys going to do spooky TED talk at the end of the month? I'm sure people could have a couple of spooky or freaky experiences. Like have you ever felt being watched? It's like a real unexplained phenomenon that most can say that they have experienced and there's no good scientific explanation about it. How do you know where the gaze is coming from? You just turn around and lock eyes with the person looking. What's being transmitted or received. Real freaky telepathic shit, specially when you are supposed to be alone
Dickey lemons
Yah man I hope you're taking Milton a bit more seriously, I live in East TN and am seeing some of this crazy weather reproductions in the Appalachian mountains, it's border line Katrina numbers in casualties. Stay safe dude "act accordingly"😂
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
Mom said we would talk 'bout the kissing of men in presence of Poob no more...
Nehit
Sam you gotta move for real.
Alligatorstats
Stay safe during the new hurricane, Sam
Jesse Woodyard
Used to be a plumber moen and kohler are fucking dog shit. Use Toto toilets are the good shit and delta for fixtures.
BigRedPP
Poobs gotta be gay
Connor
Sam fire up that magnet
Slickity
i’m cranking it till the next episode hopefully it’s good i don’t wanna shoot a dud
fuckyoujim
bigger issue was the over edditing causing bizzle to burn out, if they would have cut one of those 3 hour long sessions and made 3, 1 hour long espisodes for the month and left them more uneddeited like all the random moving pictures and stuff thats cool to see but not a necessity then mabye its feesable but i dont think thats what bizzle wanted.
NorthWind
Real, bro is the biggest op for no reason
R Patch
Sam’s getting hit with a double decker stay safe gooners
Miles Guy
we all see you leaving bitchy whining comments about how bad the podcast is tho
bosnian poob
yea well I'd love to kiss men but you dont see me leaving comments about it
ChiefSlapAHo
Dude, kava fucking rocks, it’s just a wee bit expensive
Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia
I'd love to have access to the uncircumcised rant version for those long work days
pibb
Silence mommy and daddy are fighting
Dylan Anderson
Glad I have access to the cut content with my $10 tier. All cut content is on the $10 tier.
Dylan Anderson
Fuck you
Ben Kohut
Great outro, this is why I’m paying the big bucks, baby!
Rian
Sam needs a near death experience now we can convert the pod to a christian pod someone get on that
Connor
He needs to take chewing classes apparently
Chucklegorpy
Erm tho the use of the r word usuage could be lowered
Mike Bitte
Thank you stalt, love ya.
Jabba
I think this is the second time Poob has struggled with a Bay leaf. Starting to think he doesn’t know he’s supposed to take those out
Josh Spence
Gotta figure it out like the rest of us chief
SackedBrunch
glad you’re okay Poobie
NeckbeardedMorlock
Also thank you all for the great content you too stallt a true hero
NeckbeardedMorlock
I'm also gonna comment here too, bring back die of laughter even if you can't get brian bring in a new fresh face and just have brians character die or get taken hostage so he only has to show up once or twice
jack
how the hell do i join the discord im paid bruh
SerotoninCrunch
I paid for it, I want to join it.
Kwolf
Don’t
Adrian McGee
Loved the episode guys, don't beat yourself up on the content, I honestly just love hearing you and Poop shoot the shit and riff and giggle. Very cozy and familiar, my kinda humor. Tho the R-word usage could be lower lol. Either way love you guys and hope Sam's huge ass plugged the window and defeated the hurricane!
SerotoninCrunch
How do I join the discord?
Justice May
I would like to submit a demo reel of me chewing food for a possible future career path as poops personally food chewer, please lmk if interested
Jaymurk
Outstanding work stallt
Max
Mr. Forehead, if you ever decide to commit to moving to Colorado I guarantee that staying in shape will become exponentially easier. No gym membership required, the mountains are all you need. I've lived here for 8 years now and have dropped 100 pounds since moving from Texas.
Jeff Melon
Hey Poop have you seen Jason x yet
Krinkmore
I'll baby bird feed you mushed food poob
Jeck
just got my power back, two episodes yipee!
Big Man
Or they could use Reddit 🤮🤢
Big Man
I mean that would be an amazing episode lol. Or they could just look past the first ten search results that are all medical websites which ofc don’t really explain much lmao.
izafixxi
yeah, they should do an episode where they line up every known drug and take them all just to educate themselves on what happens
Big Man
Ok ok when it comes too any substances at all, these two are the most uneducated mfers ever 😂 like CNN levels of knowledge lmao
Dug
Shout out to Stalt. Doesn't get enough credit.
Cam Mcneally
You shouldn’t kill you’re self this podcast is awesome, siiiiike
Big Man
This episode makes me sad. I have eosinophilic eosophigitis and I’ve been living the past two years on nothing but liquids because of how fucked and tight my throat is I can’t swallow anything solid without choking/an impaction.
Rich Benzo
As you you should
Pyro Fox
Hello Sam and other Sam! Another great one! Love the Forehead Fables Podcast! I love subscribing monthly to this super cool patreon!
bosnian poob
As someone who basically pays to berate them, same. But if they are late again this month i will be forced to start writing mean comments again.
Rich Benzo
All jokies aside, I’m glad Sam’s ok 😀
Derman Cheese
As a new member of the Patreon I am satisfied
Im Gaxi
only 90 mins? you trying to fuck me or something
Nioaquavel
Hey Sam im tellin you. If you wanna sink your teeth in a game that makes great content with the right editing and humor. A game that is very much alike to the social deduction games you enjoy so much. A game where just a bit of autism will get you a long way. Then i can recommend Space Station 13. It runs on a 1996 engine called Byond. Play a couple of games on TG station theyre pretty chill. Im interested to know what you think of it. Also watch the video SSethTzeentach made on it. That got a lot of people into the game. Cheers
Michael J
Hey Sam & Sam, This episode was super duper! I really enjoyed the part where Sam described, in generalized detail, his experience of choking on, and overcoming, the wretched bay leaf. Sam’s insights into home owning were quite interesting, and I hope to hear about how the hurricane affected Sam’s house. Stalt, thank you for distilling the content into a delectable little treat for us patrons <3 Looking forward to the next one!
Peter
When was this recorded? Has Poob choked on multiple bay leaves?
Dylan Laskowski
Subject: Loving Your Podcast! Hi [Sam & Sam], I just wanted to drop a quick note to say how much I enjoy your podcast! Your engaging conversations and thoughtful insights always brighten my day. Thank you for the hard work you put into every episode—it's truly appreciated! Looking forward to what’s next! Best Regards, [Dylans]
JuscallmeTay
Imagine if sams mailbox gets destroyed from the hurricane
Brandon
The Gremlin
Tyler Jordan
Glad that hurricane didn't rip you from your chair out the window:)
Charles
Poob might wear a gremlin outfit next podcast and god forbid he gets heat stroke, but I know he’ll do the right thing and keep it on the whole podcast regardless of how soupy it gets inside.
pibb
Nah, fuck you expeditiously x2
Stalltt
Nah, fuck you
CheeseCake King
Stalt please let the babble run for as long as possible were sucked dry of content enough as is
Gaziwa
Only an hour and a half?? Ive ordered the hurricanes to take Abby as punishment. Say goodbye
Heavymetalcowboy
Release the self pity cut
pibb
Fuck you stalt
Jacob Monreal
and on international podcast day no less!
Spaceweed
Love u too stalltt
Jonathon Couzzort
Thank you for feeding me my monthly sub par content
Tim Harlow
Sam you should try Ketamine, it’s a disassociate that doesn’t make you see or hear things it sorta puts you further into your own mind. Used a lot to treat depression so it’s not like salvia or anything crazy
Ethan
I’m not trying to bust y’all’s balls or anything. Contents been great
womanrespector
Sam borrowed a nailgun from his brother. Its probably like a $25 amazon pos of course it broke
Jacoby Drexelhand
I can't believe it, they got all three in September. Well done.
Themadgamer250
Also thanks Stallt for that great outro
Hekseblad
All hail the magnet
Stalltt
technically this one WAS recorded at the beginning of the month, before the other two
Bingus
If I died from a wimpy little bay leaf, I’d hope my immediate family would tell everyone at the funeral that I died from a traumatic cerebral injury after cracking my spine in an ill-fated attempt to suck my own penis or something. It’d be less embarrassing for them, I think
Evans921
Hell yeah
Leroy Leroy Leroy
Sam you should try Kratom instead of kava, just don’t do it every day you WILL get addicted and it’s not fun to get unadicted too Edit: good Kratom is also not synthetic it’s literally just a ground up leaf, it’s good and it gets you fucked up
Papa Poob
No!
Brennan Burke
Give me another breakfast mukbang
Fart Basket
Back to back omg love yes please more thank you omg omg omg 🏳️ 😝
Ethan
Hi Ethan
BussyBatter
Helene did in fact Batter my Bussy
Ethan
Crazy how the people in the comments forget that they are putting off the episodes to the end of the month and not spoiling us lol
Einar_47
I guess we were being frontloaded for October lmao
RydroTM
Intro of the pod sounds like Sam sitting at his desk, surrounded by the rubble of his house lol. Glad yall are okay!
adam sepesy
No hurricane can keep Sam from the bag 💰
Ian gonzalez
I was literally on the last minute of last episode and got a notification on Patreon and damn near shed a tear
Max
Today's lesson. Poob is not the throat goat
Nehit
You spoil us
elliejelly
Damn
elliejelly
Damn you guys are spoiling us
Slickity
good boys
Ian gonzalez
Thank you for the extra grool this week mi lords 🤲
Sam Shack
Y’all came in clutch when you didn’t have to thank you so much stay safe and lmk if you find episode #119 it never got posted
Connor
Taken out by a Bay Leaf would be hilarious
Michael Troyer
I knew you guys could do it I hope the magnet held strong I hope you have is everyone's safe
Haleos
I was out of town when the hurricane pounded my apartments Bussy... 😒
Caleb Blankenship
Cum
William
The turnaround in the comments never ceases to amaze me
Connor
I knew the Great Magnet would not fail Tallahassee
kolby 56
Was worried about my chigga frfr on jahseh onfroy
Cody Quinton
Eatin good this week
Jordan Eastham
Finally some more slop
Marco Espinoza
the title reminds me of Sam’s uncle who died while eating cantaloupe
Charles
Thank you thank you thank you
Benjamin
we eatin GOOD this week
Mike M
Praise the magnet, for it has delivered us another podcast episode
Obtuse_owen
OOH WHAT A TREAT
BoofTube
Boof time
Alexander Torres
I feel so spoiled
Moses Rodriguez
episodes back to back just like that? you spoil us boys
Themadgamer250
Oh shit he survived
