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The Worst of The Cursed - PATRON EP. 65

🕑 Added 2024-10-31 13:32:32 +0000 UTC

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Maximus Pebblestout

this guy sucks his own cock AND toes

KyleJ_03

6’1 170 gym bro, never sucked my own cock. However as a toe guy. When sucking toes I’m not thinking about the fact I have concrete slappers in my mouth and much more thinking about being bricked tf up. Sooo I can only imagine when sucking urself off, ide recon it’s more like getting a knobber than having a cock in your mouth

SirDanny

Gay

bosnian poob

one could say the sickest, even

Slickity

guys you got me jonesing for 3 shitty podcast episodes cmon

Jakob Kolias

Is this some kinda sick joke......

QuakeDea

Now I’m hungry

pibb

Now I’m angry

WillemDaCole

totally unhinged first 5 minutes lmao

enterfrog

All this waiting making me want to alt f4 irl

Chucklegorpy

Redbar at least has a terminal illness to use as an excuse for making an episode once a month

Arran

You guys have a worse release schedule than Redbar and not one 1/16th of the quality but I still looove y'all

Solaire of Astora

C'mon piggies where's the new ep?

Davide

Congratulations on your appointment to Attorney General, Sam

A patreon account

I think they should record a 25 hour podcast every day. They owe it to the fans.

Poob's Grampa

okay guys the emotional pendulum has swung back to rage, where is it

jack sven

We better not be getting 2 thanksgiving pods this month

bbgeezcheez

Make more, I want 8 episodes per month you slaves

Culted

Spread my asshole! And then spit in it!!! Give it that Hawk Tuah!

Deadweight

Man, I just rewatched the 20 Die of Laughter episodes again, and you really need to bring it back. Best thing you've done in yearsssss

Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia

Too boring?

bosnian poob

please never do this

Miguel Esteban Orozco eguia

Invite someone to talk about Bitcoin. It getting traction again, but I don't wanna rush putting shekels onto it just from FOMO

Bailey Koger

AOC had a question poll on her instagram about which Podcasts trump voters are listening to. Made sure to shout out the one and only forehead fables as to where I make all my political and financial decisions. Keep it up guys.

Slickity

my burfday is cumming soon this month if there’s not an episode by then i’ll start to think you guys might just be in this for the money not the love of the craft

Rhett

If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t see it and comment the same thing on the next podcast

Rhett

EZ 5 dollars from the people still subscribed

Rhett

With a slideshow and a series recap “for the last time on Die of Laughter”

Rhett

I know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings.

2016 Blackout Hemi

Come to Idaho, everyone here is like an NPC so you'd fit right in. (Cuz u play video gam)

2016 Blackout Hemi

You guys need to have Will Tennyson or Greg Doucette on the pod!

Poob's Grampa

The stupid face Poob made with the Indiana Punisher gave me a giggle. Episode as a whole was perfectly fine but that bit was the particular brand of stupid I love.

Himothy

Trump is gonna personally split Poob and his boyfriend apart. This will leave Poob defenseless because he's a twink

Cam Mcneally

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

Emmett Cafferky

Imagine being named fart semen

Cam Mcneally

My god you’ve changed my life

QuakeDea

But it IS listenable, just turn up the volume!

Sledgehammer

You're pretty deadset on Colorado, but I'd check out Michigan: (Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor and Bloomfield area are all good for schools and quality of life).

Cam Mcneally

This is unlistenable

Finn-Again

How does it feel knowing you guys outlasted JSchlatt and Tednivisions podcast

Grantith

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of Sam has become a libtard comments recently lol

KingCrimson408

We should send these guys to live with the inuits for a year

Mayo Man

I didn’t realize there was a different channel for cursed items. I wanted to show the painting that’s bound to me, it appears in my moving boxes even when I don’t pack it. It gives me bad luck if I don’t put it on the wall.

Chucklegorpy

It just sounded realistically like something a political schizo would say my bad lmao

Grantith

I’m being sarcastic you knob

CheeseCake King

Wtf are you talking about

Chucklegorpy

What are you talking about lmao

Grantith

Currently listening to election coverage and it looks like trumps gonna win, I already know poob is frothing right now and we definitely gonna get some 20 minute rant from Sam on why he needs to move

John Tuffly

As someone who can, it's not comfortable at all and it feels way more like sucking a dick than getting ur dick sucked. Stats: 5'9 145lbs Im fairly flexible but not crazy

TheApeEquation

how da hell do i get into the discord

Adrian McGee

And y'all have mentioned two of our household's pets - Zuko the bunny and Agro the turtle lol

Adrian McGee

Hey, look, I ain't expecting a check in the mail or anything but my last comment suggested finding shit to riff on and, my God boys, you rocked it. So excited to finish this up at my soul draining retail janitor job (it's not that bad besides holidays, fuck Christmas ngl)

Evans921

Holy shit my neighbor gave out now and laters

A Spoopy Ghosty

I LOVE MY BOYS

Cornbread With Slasa

It was a thread in a chat but they forgot to say it was a thread 🤣

Cornbread With Slasa

Could have said it was in a thread and not just the chat 😭😭

Wohlauf

Igloos work because the heat from the fire melts the snow and creates a layer of ice between the warm air inside and the snow. Don't know why it works, but somehow ice is a decent insulator in very niche situations.

Zoug25

1. It's kinda awesome but i'm pretty homo so that's mostly why 2. It definitely hurts 3. it feels like 80% sucking it 20% getting sucked

Goose

“This is a purely visual podcast do not listen” Me listening two hours in: “Good thing I’m blind”

Hekseblad

You guys think the Gizmo costume talks to Poob like the Green Goblin’s mask?

Ryan Beach

Furbys we’re based on gizmo they even had a lawsuit with WB over it lol

Freshprinceofballhair

Podcasting? I’d rather be Rodcasting should be on merch with some dumbass drawing on it

PresumedHoto

If you make a Patreon zomboid server I will give you my wife and child

Zachary Nerone

Thank you stalt

Himothy

My submission was at least top 3. Idk why Poob needed spark notes on a 3 paragraph email. Sam is understandable since he didn't graduate, but Poob? I expected more from academically

ColonelClappers

Yeah this one fucking sucked

Mayo Man

I just moved to Florida from California, it is too fucking hot for fall and I’m sweaty and covered in mosquitos. Jax SUUUUUUUUCKS

Tacobell

1:17:42 poob says tawk tuah, is this a shoutout to a rival podcast or just a figment of my imagination???

Latina_Destroyer49

cracker episode put this on for the drive to work at 4am and kicking it off with eating shit awesome stuff keep it up

Ben DeGreeff

Maybe give more specifications next time, would've loved to have a curse battle.

pibb

Happy Halloween penis and sam (:

Calum

Great show gentlemen. Instant classic as always. Also shalom stalt.

Delta Force2118

Dang rip i had a bunch of cursed objects to send in but couldn't find the channel in the discord 😔

Devin

To suck one’s own penis you inevitably have to improve the technique if you want it to be good, admitting that you have the skill and passion for it. And one day may consider the thought of finishing in your mouth or not, for the best experience.

Juice

If I could do it I would make it so all 5 of my patron dollars went to you

NeckbeardedMorlock

Pissed i couldn't find the chat to upload my cursed pocket pussy 0/10

Featherfield

You fuckers removed my entry with the nazis and racist ones because you thought a black coloured sleep paralysis demon is a black guy I have been fucking ROBBED

AWPinator

The male tantaly doll thats haunted by a womans dead ex-boyfriend

AWPinator

I will not believe these lies, i could never turn against poob, i will never fall to the dark side

bosnian poob

well well well if it isnt mister poop messing things up again

bosnian poob

get DSP on (and jerk off together)

BoofTube

MF Boof time

josh

get Taylor PKA on

BlackMetalPriest

Sitting here with a gun iin my mouth to see if they showed my item or not, there are 30s left in the video, and i think im going to have to paint this room red

AWPinator

Damn poobs a good manipulater then cuz he gives off good boy vibes

Stalltt

morning, gamer

Stalltt

it's hilarious how backwards you just got that

Stalltt

nah, we still had plenty of time left

PM hoorah

Good morning staltt

AWPinator

Can we just get 1 episode every monday for us blue collar guys, i know poob would do it cuz he's a good boy its just sam (and maybe stallt) thats holding us back

MoltenYeti

It was almost over thanks 👍

Mack Swinehart

You didn't show mine and you're going to rue the fucking day

Hayden

Thank you, this just dropped before my 9 hour flight bless you Sam's 🙏🙏

BigRedPP

Thank you for confirming my suspicions

Joseph Sparks

didn’t have any cursed items but can’t wait to hear what other people are going through, thanks guys !

GORE

100%

GORE

100%

Juice

I can imagine Stallt sweating in his room listening to this in 2x speed to get it out on time, his heart is racing and he knows if it isn't done we'll riot across Tallahassee until we find his employer and his paycheck