Chicken Pot Lies - Ep. 128
🕑 Added 2024-11-25 20:35:04 +0000 UTCthe first half of this is basically exclusively bannerlord and stalker 2 talk.... but then we actually talk about funny stuff so if you're one of our blue collar homies that just like it when we talk about bar fights and boobs then fast forward a bit.
video version: https://youtu.be/7WmLJBUEP5g
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Carlos🏞️
Very good podcast 🤞🏾
MilkMan
*loud incorrect buzzer*🚨
A G
dork
SirDanny
You're the only one
Bung Simpson
Send leak?
Jake Johnston
Bro im tired of seeing Mario’s gaped butthole
Adrian Reynolds
uhh I think Adrian's a badass name ..
Anthony Ross
Thank you for the insight, GeekedGooner87
the_tr00per
Wait what. Leaks?? What did I miss out on??
Poob's Grampa
For all the shit everyone gives you, y'gotta know that we all still love you dumb fucks. Happy Thanksgiving.
Ty
Happy Thanksgiving samheads
john carlos
Happy thanksgiving
bosnian poob
fuck off retard
Dylan Hazlewood
More GoT very cool!
Cade Martinez
i miss bryan so much
kushmancer
less nerd talk more talking about jerking off
ProbablyFade
Good stuff 👍
GeekedGooner87
It's a comedy show. Jokes like theirs are indecent as the purpose of the humor. Acting like trailer trash and being utterly disgusting has nothing to do with the comedy aspect.
GeekedGooner87
I did cancel my subscription. I usually youtube to mp3 from "the website" and add it to spotify, but i haven't done that lately as it's just not worth my time anymore. Relistening to everything before episode 54 is the only reason i still "listen" to this show. I agree with them being potentially funny but when they get away with multiple six figures for a couple of years doing close to nothing it has made them worse and worse
Slickity
i just got news of one of my best friends passing, i just wanted to thank you guys for the laughs i was still able to have during the episode, it was a good one thank you🤟
BigheadOddball
Poob and Sam you need to try oddjob hats, I also suffer from a fat dome, there is cool hats, made for fat heads
Davide
Boss episode
Lachlan Walls
Hearing these two talk about meat pies like they are fucking alien future technology is hilarious to me
Cameron Cortez
also play more hitman
Cameron Cortez
bruh i genuinely have a size 14 foot and can’t wear most hats either. i remember being a size 9 or 10 in late elementary school. i recommend a Velcro hat they sometimes allow more room and won’t look like your on the last notch of your hat
DollarStore
Thanks guys! Listening to this full blast while I drive an ambulance. The elderly COPD patients I pick up love it!
Puddinghouse
Blow.me
Nehit
Cope nerd
Nehit
Thanks guys
Jeremy Northern
I’ve been seeing a lot about the one man one jar guy and being Ukrainian but I think it’s fake news that for literally no reason everyone is spreading I even thought it was real for awhile
Rhett
I know you’ll never bring Die of Laughter back, but it would be awesome to get a Classic Fallout style epilogue with you guys narrating your characters’ endings. If you don’t respond I’ll assume you didn’t see this and comment again next episode.
KarmaK
Lol, decency? Have you listened to this shit?
Krinkmore
That "eggfart" joke almost made me unsub
Russell Berry
Honestly I’m thinking about canceling my subscription, I actually don’t mind the stories and shit. It’s just how little of an effect they put into this podcast and the fact that they’re well aware of it. It’s really fucking annoying as well bc Poob hasn’t even uploaded or streamed in a month and he doesn’t even edit his videos or anything, wft is he doing. At least Sam uploads once every 1 to 2 weeks with a banger video and has an actual shit outside of YouTube like a family. It really feels like we’re paying for these guys, especially Poob, to do nothing except to film 2 below average podcast eps when they can remember and at this point it’s getting fucking retarded. It’s a shame bc I think they’re both funny and I do like the podcast but I’m not even sure what I’m even paying for atm. They can have a bunch of guest lined up if they wanted to and if they put like a tiny amount of effort in, this could be funny and decent podcast. But they choose not to do that and it’s starting to annoy me.
GeekedGooner87
It's just so bland now. The two guys have barely anything to talk about. Sam is just doing whatever (being unfaithful to his wife with Lisa, I saw the leaks) and poob, verbatim, in this very podcast, said he dumped fifty hours onto his NON-STREAM character in mount&blade this last week. We get these awful episodes that are always late with a rate of less than one episode per week (even less if you don't pay) yet that's what goes on in their life.
GeekedGooner87
as long as we keep paying and just solely complaining (not truly retaliating by cancelling the subscription) they will not change their ways. The last two episodes had about a half of an hour of stories and details we have already heard. They don't remember talking about it for the fifth time because three times a month they remember the money comes from somewhere and get sloshed to record
GeekedGooner87
It's just baseline decency. Don't excuse your or the host's dirt poor mannerisms on behalf of other's etiquette.
Zane4ov4
You could get a automatic backup generator and star link to play when a hurricane knocks your power out. I know it's probably not ideal but you've got patreon money let's see it
CoffeeMonster
As a short distance Nissan driver who has no one to talk about GoT with these past two episodes have been a godsend
MilkMan
Go play project zomboid on super dick sucking hard mode. Ps love you
Donny G
People who complain about the burps are weak willed and pathetic
MilkMan
Someone's hormones are flaring
Stalltt
turkey soup fucks
Stalltt
it's called a lot of things, turnovers and empanadas as well. I have no idea why Sam doesn't think you can get those here.
Nathan Mills
I’m about 30 hours in and enjoying every moment, I’ve found 3 game breaking bugs and a lot of little bugs but nothing will stop me continuing playing definitely a must play game It reminds of playing fallout for the first time just exploring the world but stalker being real creepy and having that feeling that you can die any second to a number of different ways Like you said clearly a lot of love has gone into stalker
NeckbeardedMorlock
Just got bannerlord 2 and it's pulled me in deep
Poob's Grampa
So far I've only encountered one actual game-stopping bug in about 14 hours of playtime so maybe I'm just lucky. Beyond that though the game really does slap, even if I still need to turn off mouse smoothing so I can actually fucking aim properly. It's got a lot of love put into it and that's obvious, they just need to hammer out the annoying shit.
Nathan Mills
Stalker 2 is awesome in my opinion all new games are buggy as fuck it’s just become the norm for gamers now
Benjamin
horseshit? didnt even spell stalltt right? doesnt like the burps? found the impostor. i bet hes the one leaking this too.
Nathan Hampton
How do you download bannerlord 2 mods
Russell Berry
Didn’t they say that a bunch of former guest wanted to redo their episodes or something?When the fuck is that happening bc they said that 6 months ago in ep 115 and since then they’ve only had travel dude and vampire autist on.
Fumble
Bunch of fags in a fag fest god
Victor vivsector
No! Bring back the burps! I pay money for those!
MilkMan
Wrong. The Homer burps are rad as fuck
David
Stalts real for editing out the burps. Honestly I can deal with the boring shit episodes. But when I'm listening at 2 hours of horseshit I do not what to listen to two troglodytes burping in my ear. Anyways keep up the work.
Anthony Ross
We need to go back to the old podcast ways, we need someone to put pressure on Poob again, he’s been comfortable for too long
Daniel Villagomez
Nice
MrSneshi
ITS CALLED A SAUSAGE ROLL NOT A MEAT PIE
BigRedPP
Gay poop
Christian
Sam you need to play the fallout new Vegas mod: a world of pain. It adds so many npc vs npc fights
bosnian poob
How about an episode where you guys give each other sweet kisses?
Mollusk
Yall see the folks over at Butterball been fucking turkeys?
luke watkinson
Makes sense, I think they should just do both. Video on app for cool guys like me, YouTube link for the TV dinner guy
Sam Shack
I feel like Sam is going through a slight Tony Soprano era in his family life, he’s just giving those vibes
Joshua
Just wanted to let Sam know that there’s a previous podcast where he shits on Gamer sups, might want to scrub out the video just in case the sponsor sees it lmao
Cookie_is_back 024
You're a plant. Who would complain except them? I need to see these two goobers on my tv or else I can't eat 😤
PreferredUncle
We know this he can't even cook a steak
Peach farmer
Yeah im in the south and we got good tasting turkey. Sam is just a bad cook
Peach farmer
No Stalt please don’t
Gmo
YEAHHHHH I LOVE YOU POOB
MilkMan
This turkey slander is already pissing me off. What the fuck guys
Super_Void33
native americans mentioned
luke watkinson
I guess I’m the only patron who liked that last time they had the video on here. Personally I hate using the unlisted YouTube videos but hey it wouldn’t be the forehead fables Patreon if the patrons didn’t ruin everything, love you guys 😻😻😻😻😛😛😛😛 Stallt please I beg you my king please put the video version on here again 🙏🙏🙏
Plague Doctor
As a blue collar home boy, I appreciate this
James Clover
Let’s go poop!
SoIis
sam wore that jacket in patreon episode 51
AustinBoston29
If your turkey is dry you fucked up somewhere and suck at cooking.
PM hoorah
Hey stalltt, what's up?
A ron
Never played either of these games but I'm here for it lets goooo
C
Boos
MilkMan
(I expect a thank you btw)
MilkMan
I will not be calling poob poop today.
BoofTube
Boof time
Latina_Destroyer49
Good episode samual L Jacksonberg and poop
miller
Miller is thankful that you guys are thankful on Thanksgiving. Thanks guys. Hey Poob, make sure you check out The First Law Trilogy boos by Joe Abercrombie. Anyway, thanks again from Miller in New Zealand.
Brennan Burke
can u do one while eating thanksgiving leftovers
Connor
I’m gonna play this on the Alexa at thanksgiving dinner
H3SH
Hey poop
jacen
Yesssr
Evans921
YES I LOVE BANNERLORD AND STALKER
Kolten Wiggins
Stuffing all the way
Applecore
Let's go gang
PoobLube
Love you poop
Marshall Lee
Lovely way to start my drive home!
Kolten Wiggins
LETS GO NEW EPISODE ROO ROO ROO 🐕
Sam Shack
Ayyyyy thank you guys