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Our Best Guest Yet - Ep. 131

🕑 Added 2025-01-14 20:35:02 +0000 UTC

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Kyle Walter

I shouldn’t have put fellow (I forgot this) but my point still stands that I’m sorry he had to watch them

Justin Frey

Poop is a bengals fan

Justin Frey

That restaurant sounds like that one that’s in ky the radisson

Name's Not Dave

I think it's patreon Episode 31, "P U P.I." Someone asked awhile back on reddit and that's what Stalltt said

Kyle Walter

As a fellow colts fan poob I’m very sorry you had to watch that team

Dominic Daruso

I figured that's what soap he was talking about but I'm trying to find the episode he was talking about it in

Thaddeus gooch

Dr bronners?

Dominic Daruso

Does anyone remember what episode Poob was talking about the Peppermint soap he had to dilute? Haven't been able to find it

Stormy _

Got me checkin everyday during these long hours 🤧🗣️

Himothy

Forgot there was some random mf in this, so when I resumed playing the episode while driving. The twink making sounds randomly confused tf outta me

Tobias Strüdelman

Hey guys not to freak you out but it's the 22nd and you still have two episodes to put out this month. I have extremely little faith in the both of you.

Gabriel

Wow what a stupid bit with no explanation that made this episode unlistenable, I don’t need some pale twink in my ear giggling about stupid shit in moments when it’s not even funny

ShapedG

Don’t worry Sam, I’ve already downloaded the entirety of your all your YouTube channels. Tubearchivist W

WillemDaCole

great idea for a bit, but it also kinda just ruins the episode lol

crobus

I’m going to cum

holset

If i find out who the new Brian is and whose idea it was to include them I'm gonna commit my life to scalping both of them ✨

Graycen smith

Poob you already have the lesbian rock climber vibe going on please just buy a Subaru to complete the picture.

Malakai Lawrence

There’s a joke in here but I’ll never know if ur an audio listener so brain dead💀

Green.Bastard

Very interested in a book club thing on here

Evad

Red Rising is a great series 🙂

stridur

make a patreon exclusive version of this where the quiet 3rd guest is muted. the money will roll right in

Kane

Read The Elderlings Series by Robbin Hobb 16 books split into trilogies its the one series ive remembered and re read

Kane

when he asked to go the bathroom i wanted to kill him with hammers

Kane

could have him cook up one of his cobra specials it would be incredible

Kane

GODAMNIT DONUT

Tr4sh

Would love it if sam/the boys did more diablo (any of them) videos/vods

K Iooo

Wow it felt like this podcast was missing something. And now it’s found. Welcome new Brian

pibb

Wonderful job dear boy

Cuckules

Thanks for “fake” guy talking in the back, you made me take my schizophrenia pills twice

Gloop

Well aint u a smartie

Jesse Woodyard

Is it just me or is there some random mf in the background talking

payne

someone tell poob to listen to the dungeon crawler carl series

Dev

You guys should get someone professional as a guest but whenever they talk just turn the conversation back into poobs struggle with heroin.

colbs

this would be the best thing ever

colbs

new brian talks too much

Conor Mohan

I've been thinking about this for a couple hours and I hate that new Bryan so much, if I see him again I'll decimate England

Niki2608

I listen to this podcast to listen to the podcast not to listen to someone reacting to the podcast. Please annihilate new Brian immediately

GayBitchNerd

The people that pay you money to see extra content and support you hate you the most

QuakeDea

he’s fishing for something, not sure what… weird

Conor Mohan

How the hell is New Bryan was creepier than old Bryan, at least his giggles were charming

Davin Simmons

Facts

Davin Simmons

I love your shit but what are you doing paying your employer lmao

Davin Simmons

You should get kingcobrajfs as a guest. Could send him a plastic bottle of Smirnoff and he’d join the podcast. He’d be great for the bit about making a “guys podcast” real niceguy (or the piss-nuke guy)

Cold Ass Whiteboy

I get it hes the new Brian because he doesnt talk💀🤣🤣😂

ColonelClappers

Yeah who the fuck is this guy who's laughing in my ear like they're getting tickled with my dick in their mouth, respectfully get him off the podcast

Brick

First time I couldn't finish an episode audio or video. The kid has an exceptionally punchable face.

rschmand

so ungrateful everyone here

Tanner Thurman

Some books I’ve bought over the years are berzerk, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (great story), with the old breed (a firsthand account of the Pacific front in WW2. Very brutal), American Pyscho, and lately a how to manual by Ben Stoeger that I’m sure only the people who care would like.

Tanner Thurman

What the fuck is this shit? I pay 10 bucks a month for some giggles. This is audio slop. Not even going to rewatch the video. Who the fuck is talking in the background the whole time?

Krinkmore

Thanks Derrick

Calum

You know. I used to look forward to these episodes. This one however.

Breezy.gg

This episode fucking sucked

Fart Basket

I'm trynna do something else at the same time and he is so fucking distracting, little shit bouncing back and fourth out of the corner of my eye, I HATE HIM.

Fart Basket

This episode is making me so mad. New Brian has rage baited me so hard I hate him and the way he laughs. Like bro that's my job fuck off

johnathan

Who is new Brian lol

Justus

Sooooo was that Poobs girlfriend in the background talking and hanging out or what?

QuakeDea

I watched every podcast from 1 to this…. First time I’ve ever just said “fuck it I’m not going to finish this garbage I’ll wait for next”

Alex

New Bryan sucks

Peach farmer

Who ever the fuck out the random talking person in the background needs a Mongol era death. I sinserly hate who ever did that it ruined the podcast

Sam

Used to be a bouncer, it fucking sucked. So many people wanted to fight you and they were mostly all squares and a couple gangbangers. But there def is a bouncer/security union that is downtown and a select few are power hungry and have pulled some stupid stunts.

CJ

I’d love a novel podcast, I really liked when yall talked about that albatross book!

Im Gaxi

wheres the video I don't want to open youtube

Sledgehammer

Horrific execution on the Bryan bit Rest was aight

Sam Shack

This guest talks waaaaaaay too much

Van

Watch the vid man

Darrin Jackson

Watch Steve's Symbiote Car Ride and say that shit.

Charlie baker

Lmao no no it didnt, bryan was the worst part of discussions. Cant even bring myself to watch pre fired episodes anymore

Charlie baker

Virginia did the same and yeah the hub said we aint doing that

Ryan Beach

Not a fan of the fake brian bit ngl

Trizide 101

Very informative guest, I liked when he asked to go to the restroom and you both ignored him 10/10

Deadshot14

That stuff was AI generated right? No way I sat there listening to sniffling, laughing, and random commentary ever now and then from a real person

Mr.ThrowAway

Poob kept mentioning a girlfriend but I picked up on his subliminal messaging once he started talking about the guy who beat him off at arm wrestling

SirDanny

Womp

Dylan Monreal

Yea!

CockFart

I hope poop gets eaten by a homeless man tbh. Nothing personal I just hate him.

Ravi Ghafoerkhan

Wait there was a guest??

Disoriental

40 mins in on the audio and I thought about all the visuals and little messages Staltt puts up, so I’m back to video.

bob bob

Youre not Derrick Joster, youre Ongo Gablogian.

Disoriental

I couldn’t stop staring at New Brian, so I’m going audio. My tism couldn’t take it

Tacobell

Hey some good books, most of the Tom Clancy books, all very good the jack ryan stuff is very very good. A book I think Sam (the general one) might like is a book called “dragon teeth” by Michael Crichton.

Ryan Hood

Hell you can get rid of herpes

Papa Poob

Guys I think it was a funny idea! I love you and will keep subscribing forever and I speak for everyone here! - Derrick Joster

Jeremy Northern

Love this episode guys keep it up! Puts a smile on my face just seeing the upload

Darrin Jackson

Listen here you little shit, you may be content with whatever slop these two put out because they procrastinate the whole damn month and scramble to put a podcast out but that ain't me. Some people might idly stand by while this show drives itself into the dirt but I ain't a fink, ya dig?

FancySalm

Stfu ain’t nobody give a fuck except you and the other autist that feel like they can demand and bitch when they don’t get the episode how and when they want it. “Don’t ever do this again” like you’re the arbiter of funny bits. It’s $5 a month, if you’re really that pressed over it, get some help.

Darrin Jackson

Fairly funny episode but I'm pretty sure I've listened to every episode at least twice... I ain't listening to this shit again

Kolten Wiggins

The bit where new Brian talk about some shit about 2018 while Sam was talking did it for me, didn’t really bother me rest of the pod tho

Applecore

Michael Merther

@ quakeDea, Hey I don’t really care for ranty comments

Biglacheese

My favorite thing New Brian said was “so yeah, in 2018 my mom was paralyzed in a ski lift accident” but Sam and poob are so rude they didn’t even acknowledge him

Zachary Nerone

Try and get frankieonpc on the podcast

ifoundkarn

Do another tier list with Bryan instead of this background nonsense you gooners

Tyler Hunley

That waitress wanted you poob. Dummy

QuakeDea

Might pause mine given this ep for real. After 2 straight years I’m gona have to wait and see if they salvage whatever this was

QuakeDea

Usually dislike “ranty” comments but goddam I agree bud. It was funny at the 15 min mark…. It was legit annoying after 30…. I don’t think ima watch it all tbh

Matt

There's nothing good that comes from being in the discord. Find pride in your freedom!

Darrin Jackson

This is the worst bit in the history of this podcast. Every time I laugh at you guys I get to hear this bumbling dip shit breathe or mumble under his breath. The whole "joke" of Bryan being some mute little autist is a horse that's been rotting in the Florida sun. The times he actually spoke form the foundation of some of the greatest moments of this podcast. And we all know you don't really want a third host because you would have to split the take three ways. The only saving grace of this travesty is that I didn't pay for it. Don't ever do this again.

Matt Tawney

Love the podcast but Sam is a strait shitty person, selling his can when he cares for kids and an old bitch to care for lol

Jessie the fool

The curse of a audio listener

Jessie the fool

It would be so funny if one day I ram into one of the sams with my 18 wheeler. It would make such a good story for the pod and I could be a honorary guest that they have no grudges against.

Peach farmer

Wtf is the random background laughing?

DreccanOfAntlers

I would rather have pen clicking and occasional ragging on women. This isn't a real impersonator

flume_ridah

The shit these kids will put themselves through for Sams attention.

flume_ridah

It was funny for all of 30 seconds and then his stupid fucking hissing and fake laughs got very tired.

Xyzzy

what's a fella got to do to get unbanned from the discord I've learned the error of my ways I am a new man

kushmancer

as a patron i want my 5 dollars well spent, lock this place like fort knox to keep those fucking brokies out!

Kammie Roberts

Fucking finally I’ve been waiting since last year

Davin Simmons

I say try and get Shane Gillis, probably not even that out of reach as he’s been on other guests shows. They’d riff together so well

Ryan Hood

It needs to be “The Gulf of Dixie”

SquibHead

is it just me or was jerry beetleman in the background of this episode?

no

Honestly the funniest guest possibly ever

Blake

Guest request: Get one of the PKA guys on the show. Woody would almost certainly.

Latina_Destroyer49

Hello poob

Latina_Destroyer49

Awesome episode gang jerked it purple to this one

Humphrey Plough Jogger

Who’s the cracker

Hayden

Unexpected place to get goatse’d

Peter

Sam, fix your broken merch store bro.

whener

my peepee ictch

CockFart

This sucks do another

Hayden

Hayden disagrees

Conor Mohan

Blue collar workers love Stalltt

Nova Skips

Wait till y'all find out about audio dramas. Movies for the mind. Best stuff to listen to while driving 👌

Hayden

What the fuck was this. This pissed me the fuck off

Tim Harlow

As an audio listener I though I was hallucinating the whole time wtf

StinkyGash

Gang

TacoNinja

Yeah don’t ever do this shit again

Chad

Haven't watched yet but I don't recall being invited, nor participating in this podcast, which is crazy because I AM new Brian...

KingCrimson408

Time for my monthly lobotomy

Jesus Herebia

Sam look up MrPissAir, dudes vile. Think you and poob can rif the shit out of it lol

Ethan

Byan

Bryan Bredeson

I was about to kill my coworker with a hammer but you guys saved his life by making me smile and to be a better person <3

Alec

What the hell is that guy

2016 Blackout Hemi

Perfect, just got a 2hr layover at the airport!

BoofTube

Boof time

CowtongueHarry

This podcast is the reason I continue to toil away in the copper mines every day. Each episode both motivation for, and a testament to, my labours. I am honored to be an Executive producer of these shows, hard won by providing the precious metals used in nearly every device required to make this show. Thank you, and you're welcome.

CheeseCake King

Ello

Hi_Azrael

More slop

MaulTheObese

Been asking for this guy for a while because I felt the show was lacking representation for autistics and spergs

pibb

You guys barely made the deadline I almost had too get involved

mirshazam

fucking clutchhhh

R Patch

That’s it not killing myself delaying for a little now

Daddy

Forehead fables is always there when I need it. When I had the herpes scare, when my cat died, that one time I called my manager “Mommy”. The Sam’s have stood through it all with me