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Calling all career criminals

🕑 Added 2025-01-19 17:28:35 +0000 UTC

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Grievous Black

Corbin Kelley

Oh so yall ain’t gonna release huh?!? Hahaha fuckig no way…. I HAD A GOOD RESPONSE. THIS BETTER COME OUT ON 31st!

Andrew

Fuck I missed it

bosnian poob

4 episodes huh stalt

Jaymurk

So 2 pods a month now for 2025 now huh

Jelly

tell me i made it in, i got kids to feed

Julian

Hey retard you choose to give them money

B__Tier

Entered mine last night right before the deadline

ItsJHos

I sent it in boss I hope I make the cut

Justus

Proofs in the pudding nerd

Lil Vodka

If I’m not chosen for the team I will solo heist whatever the fuck it is that you steal. You’ll never even know. In and out. Silent.

CheeseCake King

Dayum killah

CheeseCake King

No you just have a magical way of over explaining things (autism) jk

Dynamic Effect

30 seconds is too short

Stalltt

We're actually recording four this month for once, stop screeching you dweeb

Sam Benson

Dude was so fried while filming this too

Jared-Ali

I have sent my warning in the speakpipe Sam . You would be wise to heed it

Rillos

Hope to here mine I swear it’s the perfect thing for their humor

Yordane the Adequate

Bruv I’ve posted but 30 seconds blows. -OEF Veteran (Afghanland) -Expert on the M4 -Sharpshooter on the M203, 240B, and M249 -Experienced bartender and manager in the worst possible field: customer service -Master seducer with the Southern drawl -Failed prodigy child so I’m not on the spectrum -Proficient in all drugs for the mission and after party although I no longer partake Get at me.

Ryan Hood

Tell your shitlings to go play in the snow

Noah Fullmer

I'm doing my part!

Malakai Lawrence

Is this supposed to be ur real job lol

Peach farmer

Ill just do it here. Im Brian a farmer who cut down and cleared and acre of woods in 2 hours by myself which is quite the task.

Justus

These dude put out one episode this month then goes asks us to make next one how lazy can these fuckers get are they going to pay us for this episode cause this math ain’t math’n?

Rafał Kowalewski

,, We'll be selecting our crew on the next patron exclusive."

Peter

Is this for a patron episode or public one?

Codex

can’t too scared

WillemDaCole

from an audience of truckers, the crew is just gonna be be 11 getaway drivers

moan

I heard some crazy guy named crazy Kyle is looking for a gig he’s the guy for the job definitely look into him

Evans921

I hope we hear a trucker hit his Jake brakes mid speak

Conor Mohan

The Black Mamba is here, no need to worry, we'll get em boys

burgerbait

Bro's frazzled

Jonathan Eubanks

My mom was a career criminal, can she apply

DiggingTrapHoles

I've never wanted to be a part of anything more than I want to be a part of this. call me bryan cus I ain't contributing shit

Ruben magness

such a cool idea

Nicktree

The episode this is for is gonna slap, I can tell.

RattyU2

Jonathan Amadeus Cigarette answers your call

Benjamin

You can attempt it as many times as you want, the duration varies but it doesn't submit until you decide to submit it.

Username

Can anyone who's done their SpeakPipe say how long we can talk? 30 seconds, one minute, et cetera?

Zachary Caldwell

'Small Hands' Samson is eager to hear back from you on this job opportunity. You wouldn't want something unforeseen to happen on this big job.

Bingus

The only robbery Sam could get away with is the heist of the last Entenmann’s doughnut in his cupboard (FAT)

Kane

Tony 2 Cell sends his regards

Im Gaxi

nah I'm good

ben

yaboiiiben

Stalltt

I swear nobody ever actually says their account name while asking to be unbanned.

Cuckules

Stole 2k and ruined my life, just means I know how to get away with it. Needed a bigger crew

Miles Newman

I put my soul into this one

ben

i just want to game

Jesse Woodyard

Bro their discord sucks 😂

Corbin Kelley

Name is the Burgundy warlock. Wrestler by trade and practice wizardry on the side

Marcin Gizicki

The beards coming in nicely

Eeby-Deeby

I ain't gonna lie, i didn't realize there was a video to this because I only read the email. I didn't leave anything you asked for. But I did explain my skill and I think that's all the info you need

bosnian poob

you will regret this

Parker Slayden

If I'm not in this one, I shall drive my semi through your hurricane magnet

payne

this is gonna be just like what i make my sam and sam legos do

Kolten Wiggins

🧈

Ben Diallo

I messed up limon the voice over

Ben Diallo

CAN I REDO IT

Gabe Murillo

I’ve always wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself, this is my chance

Bubba

you son of a B, i’m in..

Jeremy Northern

Jeremy northern Fart smella I love the smell of my own farts that nice tang but no one else has that tang I’ve found out

Ben Wilson

10-4, shekel scheme in progress.

Not_Muchh

I love drugs and drive fast

Himothy

Sam would burn to do death the second he stepped in. JC isn't happy with him

Nova Skips

Lemme rewatch Ocean's Eleven real quick...

ben

SAM PLEASE LET ME BACK IN THE DISCORD. I HAD STALTT BAN ME WHEN ALL THE WEIRD DEGEN STUFF WAS HAPPENING AND PATREON KEPT READDING ME. PLEASE IM A LOYAL PATRON