We're Putting Together A Team - PATRON EP. 68
🕑 Added 2025-01-31 16:44:10 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/Z-CP1q8SaRk
We're assembling a crew. Only the most skilled of you will make the cut.
Also you'll be happy to know we already recorded the first episode for next month.
Comments
Lenka
Damn Jimmy Whistles sounds like a cool and handsome fella
James Becker
This episode was great. Just recently rejoined the patreon.
Charlie baker
Dude the beep after jorgen was awful, i was at a stop light and almost shit myself because a semi was turning into the opposite lane next to me
Poob's Grampa
It took me about a week to watch this but it's the first episode I audibly laughed at in awhile. Good shit.
Noah Thelen
What a great sample of this patron group of heathens! Lmao
Vysustiprst
More episodes like this please Very funny 8.5/10
87 WIZ
Phil here, was looking forward to getting shot in the head besides Joe-Bi Wan Kenobe but it looks like im just gonna have to get shot by a cummed, shitted and pissed on disabled guy. Still gets the job done i guess. Thanks for including me Sam's.
elliejelly
I think I went to school with the Cypher420 halo guy
SirDanny
I'll give you a dollar to pluck one and floss with it
Applecore
Wood
Dynamic Effect
Let's hear yours big guy
SirDanny
Would
Mr.ThrowAway
After job is complete poob and a henchmen are talking HM: Ay boss where's my cut? Poob: oh right lemme check the back *Poob leaves* *Poob returns* (white stuff all over his mouth) Poob: Couldn't find it in the back but I believe *clears throat* sam put it in that suitcase over there...
GiantBarf
My skill is that I will eat ANY amount of worms to get into ANY place
broWithAbird
Their was just a suitcase found w human remains in an NYC river
Himothy
After they break in - Poob: "Wait a minute, this place only has yogurt" *drinks a cup* Poob: "Wait a minute, this isn't yogurt" *drinks another*
Super_Void33
i know sam gonna be using that mask afterwards
Isaiah Garcia
I NEED MORE ALREADY MAN MORE
Sam Shack
You guys should have Evan Hadfield back on one day, the Rare Earth host. That was a good episode
Alecmate
Great episode fellas
Mr.ThrowAway
Can't wait for Sam and Sam to heist the regional sperm bank
Grievous Black
I could only hope but then as I was typing this and reading your comment I should've guessed they wouldn't
Mulberry Deer
Thanks stalltt
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
Missing out not hiring me Sam, I’m gonna fuck your dog just you wait
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
Look guys! It’s the dynamic douche!
Kolt45mm
Kolton, we are on the same page, no one can spell it with a K anyways haha
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
Hey same name lol
Xit Baugus
ROPE. HIM. DOWN. 🗣️
Jago
Great episode boys
Will
Tiny Timmy Twoface ready to roll with the cretins whenever bossman
Latina_Destroyer49
Thank you poob
Aidan Lottridge
Red baron here, thanks for including me, maybe next time don’t laugh at my tragic backstory
Jake Warner
Great episode gentlemen!
NationalPark
All this just to steal the pipe strip mug from Freddie Wong
warlockengineer
Shit job as always boys 👌🏻
Jesus Herebia
Is it just me or does sam got some dsl's with the gimp mask on. WOULD
Sage
One a week, do it you sick fuck
MrYorgen
whens the oceans 11 dnd one shot happening
Sam Benson
Mine wasn’t read, leaking all of sam and Poobs secrets as we speak
Ryan Somers
Slow down I can’t finish the episodes 😩😭
Fart Basket
J9c7b, lemme catch you sayin something like this again. 🔫🔫🔫
redmaaan
Stfu pussy
Caden
Paid for the patreon 😜
j9c7b
Never do this shit again
CheeseCake King
Did you think they would just do a few hundred of them
redmaaan
30 mins in and this might be the funniest shit yet
Grievous Black
Fucking socks mine didn't go though didn't know they were just going to Fucking pick randomly
Eric D
Bizzle should take Brians old place. Good pod jews
Niki2608
Appearing in this episode has strengthened my parasocial bond tenfold
Scaramouche
Hell yeah both of mine got in
uhtern
they only listened to dudes named "megafart McCumface" and they wonder why this fanbase seems autistic. reap what u sow
Tanner Banks
My favorite part was the people who were whispering quietly into their phones so they didn't wake up their parents while recording their submission
anime_bitches
As Devon the suicide bomber yeah please send me in with the wheelchair guy
Strat-attack
Let’s sniff some glue
CheeseCake King
No 🤔
Dynamic Effect
Every submission that made it in was dogshit. Using a phone to submit an application to a grand heist? Go back to gas stations.
NeckbeardedMorlock
I've been waiting to hear if i made the cut glad this came out
plaguemaskman
Glad to see Bizzle referenced, even for a bit. Where has my boy been? We need him back on the podcast.
Michael Merther
This episode was so seriously funny. The riffing was absolutely on point and every single submission was a banger. Great work all around folks
BoofTube
Boof time my fellow gamers
john carlos
The hate for wrestling wizards is unreal, justice for the WW
Stalltt
real and valid
Sam Shack
This is off topic but we need to bring back the A Song of Ice And Fire talk cause I know poobs finished the books and I need closure in the form of a discussion
Stickboi
Hey Stallt, here Is the deal: you get my Prime Twitch Sub, I get the muted burps again.
payne
sam and sam only listen to peeps with names like “cum shittingfart” and “nickleback childmolpornster” and wonder why they gotta dump so many suitcases off the pier at the end of this
Mr C Money
Ronnie the Rope Shooter here, I should clarify the the reason I’m not allowed near public spaces is because back in ‘09 I did blind a 17 yo for life in what was ostensibly an act of self defense. Judge hit me with the book anyway
Dick dribble
Relistened to die of laughter after episode 0 got released and gotta say alot better later on then I remember, even sadder the second time knowing its over RIP bizzle and Bryan
Forrbanger
Are we sure slimjim isnt reviewbrah?
Scaramouche
Don finkleman was literally a old time bomb guy, you fools
Hi_Azrael
More slop
Joshua
Same
jack sven
No joke!!!! SAM AND SAM PLEASE READ I know shit happens but can you guys schedule something like: between (days1-5) we record one and then (10-14) record one. Don't have an exact day because you might not be feeling like talking for 3hours. It will make it less stressful like you're not forced to do it that day or you failed.
Joshua
30 minutes left why didn’t you do a single normal name wtf 😭
Denkomaru7
nice a fresh podcast to make the drive to work way more engaging so i dont crash, thanks stalltt youve saved another life today ✌️
Junebug
Saving it later to get through work, thanks guys
Kian Green
If I don’t hear the stinky burger bit I’m gonna loose it
Aluhcaz
I never used speakpipe before I thought that the name section was part of the actual data submission with the email, not a continuation of my character lol.
RydroTM
Just got done putting a transmission in a '99 Tahoe 30 mins in, now to rebuild around 6l80e trans. this pod is truly for the blue collar gamer
tommy_walnutz
If they play my speakpipe I'm gonna jizz
Parker T
This is the type of episode i sub for. Roping up, farting, and shitting on a guy with cerebral paulsy in the first 5 minutes
Bubba
stalltt, my life is over, i just shot the customer that came in over this
Daniel Villagomez
I forgot to do my home work and now I didn’t make it into this episode
Stalltt
didn't meet the bar for quality
Stalltt
pretty sure he's not, there were over 300 submissions
A Spoopy Ghosty
YOU SON OF A BITCH...I'M IN!
Bubba
what a chad
Bubba
I just crashed my 34 wheeler trying to listen to the pod, gods speed boys
Bubba
PLEASE TELL ME CHECK MATE IS IN THE VIDEO, IM AT WORK AND I CANT WATCH
Bubba
oh god i hope my submission under the name “checkmate” made it in
KingCrimson408
Can we get stimpee or charborg back on as guests
Kolt45mm
work day full of installing grage door openers for the DOT just got so much better (i get to siphon money from the government AND be entertained)
Sam Shack
Thank you guys god bless
elliejelly
I was told I'm not in this, smd
weed smoker 420
Oh god it’s all over my screen
Funky Onion
Payday 3 collab seeming more and more possible
10_CAM_01
Stallt had me thinking this wasn't coming out lol he said it was scrapped on the discord.
MonsterHog
Oceans 11 but it’s all big rig truck drivers
Little Man
Thirteenth
Little Man
Twelfth
Little Man
Eleventh
Little Man
Tenth
Little Man
Eighth
Smitchy The Kidd
Day got better
potato44
Ending goes hard
Goose
Gooning gonna have to wait for now
Boyfriend
Awesome episode 9.2/10
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
I hope “the grease” is recruited!
James Currie
1 minute ago is sexually arousing
pibb
wonderful spunk my dear boys hopefully this one stinks of women’s thrush
TREWAYUZUMAKI
Yeah boys!