ForeheadFables
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shhhhhhhhhhow EP. 70
🕑 Added 2025-03-31 21:00:27 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/ozWwhkP394s
I thought maybe if we come up with a secret intro and title indicating that these patron exclusives are supposed to be secret then maybe you guys will stop leaking the things we say on them.
Comments
Matt
Js1q3rd
TREWAYUZUMAKI
The power is in me
Richard Wagner
Indeed it did drop 10 mins after this comment
TREWAYUZUMAKI
Today is the day, even Poob was surprised the first episode wasn’t already out yesterday on stream
BobIgglyWampus
Long hours in the warehouse been killer without a new episode.
Michael Turner
im not going to be able to afford this patreon if i cant listen to it truckin
Jared-Ali
These long roads in the truck are feeling longer without a podcast
Xyzzy
I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get a new episode
Austin
They really figured out how to print money the most low effort way possible
Fat loser
The glazing is grazy, this dude would pay money to shake hands with the sams
Fat loser
2 rushed shit episodes in the last 4 days of the week again, yippie
Trizide 101
I yearn for an episode
LOU SASSLE
Drop a new episode u fucken turd burglars
TREWAYUZUMAKI
These next couple weeks are gonna be banging with the content coming out all close together
Connerthenoobis
I work at an oil refinery and there is a garage with a bathroom with no lights. While I’m washing my hands with the lights off the new intro started.
Richard Wagner
Haha, what a well thought out & original comment from a guy whose whole account is dedicated to glazing the Sams. Why don't you get off your knees & go reply to everyone else who commented about wanting a new episode.
Sam Shack
Wah wah wah my name is Richard and my vagina hurts
Richard Wagner
At this point I literally don't understand... how could it possibly be this difficult to have a regular schedule of recording & uploading 3 podcasts in a month. This patreon makes over $36k a month & they can barely be bothered to record for it 10 hours out of the month. I hate to even complain because I love listening to the pod but it's definitely a bit absurd to consistently be late on episodes without even communicating with the community of paid supporters.
Jakob Kolias
Imma go postal Sam.....and this Patreon is gonna be in the manifesto.... This can all go away if you post a fucking episode you turd
BoofTube
2 weeks and still no new episode and a poor stream by Sam last night these guys stink.
Ind_I
I swear if you fuckers complain about how hard it is to upload podcast in the next episode. Eric is gonna get it.
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drop an episode today or im un-reforming myself and becoming racist again
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"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change.." - Far Cry 3
poophahafunny
Dihhh 💔💔💔🥀🥀
Poob's Grampa
this is the result of them being happy i warned you
Hunter Swan
Y'all gay
Jaymurk
I bet if Kamala won they’d be on time
TREWAYUZUMAKI
This message got Sam to stream today, you can’t convince me otherwise
Julian
Ts pmo ong twin 🥀🥀
rockling codfish
Anyone else unsubbing if this next ep is booty 💸🔥
Gloop
You guys are really disappointing Eric right now.
Jjrichy
Which Sam do we take out to show how serious we are about wanting our podcast boys.
TREWAYUZUMAKI
At least Poob streams between pods pretty regularly.
Sevren
As a recent patreon member, I can proudly say that I’m wasting my money now
Richard Wagner
Ok... I guess I didn't want a new podcast today anyway...
Hoon
The multiplayer on brotherhood was so fun. Miss playing that
CheeseCake King
Rapeass 97i
CheeseCake King
Never happened.
Animal
Need. Pod. Please. Need. Benis. Polish. Polish benis pod. Need
Animal
I need pod
MilkMan248
My heart feels heavy please post my baby boys
William Ladine
What did you do to them
Applecore
Only so many oxy can help guysss
Jjrichy
Where is my slop boys, I see the money going but no episodes coming.
Connor
Chop, Chop, We Hunger...
CrizzlyBear
Okay guys Im ready for the next episode you can drop it now
Suduko Catwall
Drop episode within the next 12 hours or else
pibb
Be back in 2 days
TREWAYUZUMAKI
I thought it would be sooner this month but I guess their cycles are set late
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the withdrawal symptoms are starting....
QuakeDea
Logged in to look for the 9-day release…. Alrighty then be back later :/
Setitablaze
They had said that they went to one of the live events, but they've never been on
Vysustiprst
7/10 funny but too much whining
Boyfriend
Im pretty sure they weren’t on an episode
James Cunningham
Does anyone know the dungeons and daddies episode these guys were on? I can’t seem to find it anywhere
Zaniest
Hey Sam just curious about one thing you and Poob mention every podcast episode or so… how are y’all’s stocks going???? Really curious and I feel like we should know since you told us in a tarkov vid to invest into S&P500 and y’all both have a portfolio with the Patreon money? Anyways maybe hold off on Denver/Colorado for 4 years or longer bud. That’s my advice at least… also I sent you some Zillow houses on Instagram so check your DM’s!!! I also sent Poob car listings too!!!
QuakeDea
I think G Sam is already working on that, we ain’t gotta do nothin 😆
Culted
this podcast kept my boredom down
Marco Espinoza
shut the fuck up nigga
TheSpecialSteve
Oh brother 😂
Davin Simmons
Fell asleep during this episode, and had a dream of poob going to my house with my school bullies and taking it over
Harrison Fabian
what is the email?
Digi
"This is how every month goes. Every episode is last minute" Ahmen Stalltt my funny little editor friend. If you ever need a stand in whilst we wait me and my buddy and sometimes funny , we're only an email away
Charlie baker
I thought maybe but the way he described it seemed off
NecrosHQ
That’s what he was talking about this podcast
NOT Alex Brock
Looks like that one mutant from futurama,
NOT Alex Brock
Got too high and had a panic attack about the size of Sams forhead.
Connor
I concur Connor.
Benjamin
"we"?
Charlie baker
Sam should try totally ultimate epic battle simulator for maddie lol
Charlie baker
Yalls pc current states is honestly really funny
Jesse Woodyard
Gotta check out drive beyond horizons
Justus
Good episode… give us bizzle!
Ramman1317
This is creepy and weird💜😘🙏
Poob's Grampa
who else thinks we need to somehow sabotage poob's new relationship. he can't be happy. we need him to go back to the bar and almost die/get into a fistfight with teenagers again. he can't have this. his suffering is what fuels us. that or we need a third cohost who's a complete fucking loser (me) to round out these two being successful.
Xyzzy
Put Eric on the podcast
Culted
poob suggs
Stag Skull
"Absolute Cinema" - Martin Scorsese upon watching the new intro
Connor
Intro fucking rules
Peter
What GPU did you get?
Peter
Poob’s divine punishment was encountering the kid version of himself in that microcenter parking lot.
David
Evil dead intro
Grass
Absolutely great Patreon intro had me fkn cracking up lol
Intuned
Hell yea
Jesse Woodyard
I hope the factor meal rep didn’t listen to this one💀
DreccanOfAntlers
I can't stop relistening to the dare devil bit. Whatever WAAHWAHWAHWAH noise Poob makes while 3D scanning a babe is so fucking funny
Charlie baker
lol glad my recent pc build wasnt like poobs, built a new desktop for work after having leftovers from my gaming pc upgrade
Armandt Joubert
Great intro guys like to see it
Sam Shack
Hear me out.. what if you had one of the ASOIAF theory guys as a guest on the podcast and we just had game of thrones talk for the whole episode?
Haemorrhoid cream
Episode was so good it fully divided my attention away from my BBC sissy hypno gooning session
Trizide 101
YES!!!! Haven’t watched it yet but the comments are raving so it’s always a good start for my slop
payne
the intro was fuckin peak
PyRe Nacho
Just wanted to say best episode we’ve had in months. Really glad you guys are back
DreccanOfAntlers
Sounds like your daughter would be obsessed with trapping Sims in the pool
DreccanOfAntlers
Honestly I watched this the first time on youtube. I did not consider that the intro is entirely visual lmao
Skiddelz
Madeline sounds like she would love to replay the “no Russian” level on MW2
BharfBhag
Solid ass pawdcahst my duudds
Barf Drinker
Sam’s only spent 800 on league? Bro my 4K is feeling real heavy in my pockets now
Tanner Thurman
Mr. General Sam. Your daughter would love Halo CE. It’s awesome. It has blood. It has zombies. It’s fun and approachable AND you can play with her. My memories with my dad and halo will always be with me. Try it out
enterfrog
Thanks gamers
Super_Void33
how so
Tyler Gibbons
An episode on my birthday! A gift I had to pay for!
Jacob Hunter
Beautiful
Nehit
Right up his alley tbh
Nehit
Lets go
TREWAYUZUMAKI
The intro was fire, poobs extreme finger strength with that two fingered door lock and Sam’s ferrel nature exposed when he’s on all fours. 10/10 expressions, would beat again.
Budds
Sam you should play Obenseuer, you get to be a drugdealing, moonshining, Finnish mushroom addicted landlord
TREWAYUZUMAKI
Thanks for the vid boys and Poob even if you do find a bad comment, only someone worse off than you talks shit. Don’t cry my sweet baby boy, dry your tears.
Quualude
Decent
Grebbler
Glad my hard earned blue collar trucker bucks went to Poob’s 1 1/2 computer, love listening to these whilst working.
Fat loser
This might be the most blatantly autistic comment ive ever seen in my life
glorp
Oh thank fuck I just started work
Jon Chernicky
Love the monthly secret slop guys! Are you still doing the PO Box at all?
Ramonzinhobb
HELL YEAH was going to study for a test but I have my duty to watch now
Conor Mohan
Hell yeah brother
Marco Espinoza
sam make a video on inzoi
anime_bitches
Its about time
Benjamin
shut up and eat
jacob powell
Btw I love this podcast, thank you guys!
Alto69
Holy fuck I’m STILL paying for this shit???
Super_Void33
the moms ashes thing is a reference to the GOONS (sam was on their pod once) flavor they have called grandpa's ashes
Super_Void33
if sam gets a gamer supps flavor (impossible), here's a small list of what he could name it: -Papa Rabbi's Fivehead Sweat (Peach) -Jarred Baby Pig Juice (Green Apple) -Grilled Guinea Pig Grease (Cherry) -RatCola -Mom's Ashes -Shekel Shlurp -PapaPoob's [Pineapple] Potion
Sevren
Hahah I was almost regretting paying yall for a sec. I should’ve never doubted you guys
CowtongueHarry
I have a terminal illness, bully me daddy
James Reed
Double fisting two chicken sandwiches sounds like it has a secret meaning.
Austin
Im haleying my joel osment
Super_Void33
that scene is a reference to 2001 a space odyssey
TreeBeard
Guess I'm going to have to save up my lunch money this week to pay for the patron then 👀
Gmo
I love you guys but this episode came out an hour before I'm off work so ima save it for tomorrow. Took me like 4 rewatches of the previous episode to realize poob wasn't refering to the movie/character radio when saying "we're like radio" Poob really seems to like that movie...hmmm
Marco Espinoza
what a pleasant surprise
R Patch
Thank the Lord Jesus Christ
CaptainCarly
I'm liking that intro the audio was definitely my favorite part made me think of caveman SpongeBob staring at the fire
microvet
So you are not supposed to scream at women's tits because they are different then mine
BoofTube
Boof time fellow gamers
miller
Poob, would love to hear your thoughts about The Red Rising Saga.
A ron
My messiah's answer my call yet again
Fumble
Love the intro as an audio listener
Name_Greg
Bout time
Samuel Fisher
PEAK HAS ARRIVED BROTHAS
apallo420
Much love for Papa Poob
Ethan McIntosh
Fuck Haley Joel Osment
MrSneshi
sure looks like a work in progress
elliejelly
Poop I kissed your gf
Sam Shack
Hey hey nice one boss
Matthew Harting
Great Intro! Took the gun right out of my mouth 🤩
Tim Harlow
Meeeeoooooww
Jacob Taylor
new intro sucks
Waffle Warrior
Oh thank God, im on a 4 hour drive right now listening to reruns. Thanks!
Connor
Yummy government mandated episode 3
Xander
Why
Poopy Kyle
Pooping rn
Coleslaw
There we are!
Ron Monkeberg
Hell ya
Ethan Zwart
Hello poob
Lachlan Walls
I’ve sent this one to the press
Michael Troyer
You son of a bitch you did it
crobus
I love you
bussychug
Sup
Hardstuck Jett 3
Brb posting this YouTube link in the discord general chat
Latina_Destroyer49
Hello poob
