guys. we may have just hit the big leagues.

G-LaL

Ok I take back what I said.. this guy is fucking nutz

Keegan Butler

no wait he levitates over the toilet seat criss cross apple sauce

Prof.Cream

Ask if thinks his dogs were poisoned by his neighbour and ask if that neighbour is still alive

Hugo Goulden

fuck yeah, watch the Oki guys interview first so you dont ask him one of the questions that will get you on his bad side lmao

Lukas O'Lin

Does he fuck with his socks on?

Griffin Schraeder

I want to know how McAfee, as a man of obvious success and intellect, can simultaneously maintain the absolutely bonkers personality that he so brilliantly exhibits. How does such apparent impulsivity and lack of social convention translate into mainstream commercial success?

Cynical

What is his favorite thing to do in order to forget about his own impending mortality?

Jens Luan Tran

ask him what he buttchugged so far

Logan

How do i get rid of McAfee Antivirus

Ask him if setting up ransomware disguised as a PC optimization tool sounds like a good business venture. Also will coke make me a better programmer?

Peter Garland

How does one make DMT at home, also thanks for unlocking that iPhone lmao

Anton Eriksson

Ask him who's responsible for the chink flue

Ask him if he's aware he's fuggin bonkers.

ask him about his homemade narcotics

Ask him if he’s a gamer and if so what games he plays, and if not what he thinks of gaming (as a storytelling medium, as an entertainment medium). Also ask him, as he’s a cyber security guy, what he thinks of data harvesting and selling by corporations. God bless you Sam. I don’t know how you managed this (I know there’s a chance it may not happen) but regardless, you’re the man. X

Let Me Die

Ask him how he makes his money now that he sold off McAfee to someone else, or his beef with certain Youtubers

Tyler

do the glasses stay on in bed ?

Hunter

What are the actual demographics of people that buy the McAfee Software? What kind of dog breed did your neighbor have?

Sam

Ask him why he thinks that everyone else thinks he's fucking crazy

Ranger

Ask him why his anti virus is worse then actual viruses most of the time

Tom Dunphy

ASK him about the sex drug

Drake_Olsen

If he had to use one gun what would it be

Ask him how he fucks

Botchboi

Ask him his thoughts on transgendered people. Ask him what his thoughts are on podcasts as a medium. Ask him if hes a tracer main. Ask him what his thoughts are on outsourcing the hosts jobs to his fans. Ask him about our current administration and his thoughts on the coronavirus. Idk theres a spattering of questions go fuck yourself

General Sam

Okay fine I'll ask him nothing and just stare at him for 20 minutes until he leaves

General Sam

im finna ask him if he stands or sits while wiping his ass

Dennis Calf Robe

Ask him if he prefers nutting on the back or on the stomach

Why did the free mine craft link turn my computer blue

G-LaL

Heard him on multiple podcast already! Boring

ask him if there are any content creators that he likes watching (maybe he's too much of a boomer for that now, idk)

daniel dorantes

Ask if he’s an ass or tits kind of guy. Por favor thanks

Luke Foster

GET HIM TO OFFER DATING ADVICE TO ALL THE ASPIE HIGH SCHOOL KIDS WHO FLOOD YOUR DMs

Salty aussie

What is his favourite country to stay in away from the us government

endthepainnowplz

Why can’t his antivirus software stop the coronavirus? Why isn’t this pioneer of destroying viruses not consulted at a time like this?

I wanna know how much money he made from his cancer antivirus.

Party Hat

Ask him what his wildest high was like

Hajsas

lmao

Papa Gnomes

Curious to what made him create his own antivirus

Jimmy Moore

Ask about his wifes legality