The Greatest Hypothetical

Dan Mollus

bro I only make 17 dollar an hour youre telling me I could shit wrong and im in debt??

PFP Kindling

We better not get charged for this month if Sam doesn't upload this month's podcast.

Deandre adams

Nah I'd go 4,000 a day starting at 5,000 but losing 1,000 so it can always be clean

Hugo Goulden

£/$100/day sucks, 36,500/year thats a shitty job salary, screw getting hepatitis and all other types of diseases for that £/$1000/day would make more sense but wouldnt cover medical bills and psychiatric disturbance, £/$10,000/day would be the lowest offer

Ranger

Where's the hunt showdown content

The best question ever asked. Started talking with my family about this deal and the idea of a calling card almost makes it worth doing for free. Sign me up!

TheJackJack

Now this is quality content

Leave a calling card lmao

Gordon Woods

Sign me up sam! I'll undercut your lowest current offer, ill do it for a signed nude of aqua in a compromising pose and a chick fil meal after every asshole... do we have a deal? Also man in all seriousness man love your content and cant wait for rainbow six seige : the general sam cut

General Sam

Yes. That almost makes it worth doing for free.

Gordon Woods

If the box contains everyone in the worlds asshole does that mean theoretically one day you could actually get paid to lick your own asshole?

another option. pretend its ya mrs. hold the box up as she is bent over somethin. tongue punch that fart box like its the love of your life. then toss the box after the time is up and finish the job like a real man should. its 2020, if you aint eatin ya mrs ass. someone else is.

I mean, if you know its comin' its not too bad. just have a routine. - make sure before you open the box every time, you have a items handy such as wet wipes, sanitizer, something to remove the shit real quick maybe like a high powered vacuum and give it a suck for 20 seconds, wipe down with wet wipe, spray that shit then tongue punch that fart box for your money. You dont get sick (maybe lol), and every time its the same taste. Sanitizer and wet wipes. If you have the time there is always the option of just dribblin some maple syrup or chocolate on that balloon knot and just goin to town. We all gotta get paid.

LoggerC4

Love you sammy

Yuyang wang

I can’t take these sensual angles anymore

Daniel Jimenez Navarro

gracias Papa Rabbi

Linus Daily

Always got that good content love to see it bro

Avery

these types of videos are without a doubt the funniest shit you make

Botchboi

Thank you this is excellent

Taran Blore

Would you rather be an active paedophile and nobody ever find out, or not be a paedophile but everyone in the world thinks you are?

oLTo Speedy G

the appetizer before the main course

Sneaky

It's cool that you posted the video on here - Feels like an old school video.

Juan V

Oh Samuel, ya spoil us too much : )

General Sam

yeah yeah im waiting on the payment. those take like a month for them to process

Nicholas Fonseca

Cool stuff Sam, will you also be uploading the unedited Siege video or is there legal trouble with that?