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How to Beat the THE DOOM SAILOR in POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN
🕑 Added 2025-04-12 16:07:45 +0000 UTCIf you and your friends were trapped inside an abandoned cannery with an ill-tempered, old serviceman possessing inhuman physical strength, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and How to Beat THE DOOM SAILOR in POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN.
Comments
Mark Lemon
I honestly don’t get why people think you have to make your characters stupid for a horror movie. Did none of these writers ever see Event Horizon?
John doe
I coulda swore there was another movie for our Beloved friend here....Which was REALLY packed full of idiot characters. This one definitely was ridiculous as well. But for real....I wanna see a Popeye vs. Winnie movie now
Pat Waters
First, they turned Winnie the Pooh into an evil, helpless Eeyore-eating cannibal, and now Popeye is portrayed as a psychotic sadist who spouts off crude one-liners and consumes Fukushima spinach at a tuna canning plant. Token's airgun transforms into a Lorcin/Hi-Point pistol, which makes sense. How Popeye ends up with a thirty-year-old daughter when, in the B&W photo from 1905, she is about a year old, or it is heavily implied. I shudder to think what the writer guy is pitching to the producer guy right now.
Gordon
Nerd, your theory of Popeye as a stalker is now my head canon.
