Hooliham
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That time I helped a friend test Pie Recipes — I think they passed!
🕑 Added 2025-03-21 12:49:49 +0000 UTCI recently got together with a local buddy to help both of us out. He wanted to test some marshmallow fluff-based pie recipes, I was thirsty to get hit with some pies. Turns out it was a perfect match!
We had a light premise for the shoot: I play a stuck-up potential customer looking to join a high-end gym. Unlike most gyms, where the "initiation fee" is simply a monetary cost, the fee to join this gym, I'm told, is paid in pies.
I'm ordered to drop to the skimpiest workout 'fit I can find, and just sit there and take it. I don't like it, but I'm convinced I'm hotter every other person I see on the gym floor, and I'm there to prove it. Several pies and a big bowl of fudge later, my outfit is ruined, and maybe my dignity is too, but at least I'm told I passed the initiation: I'm in.
Note: To protect my friend's identity, I've cropped him out of all of the photos, making some of the shots extremely tight. There's also no video of this shoot available.
Comments
Hooliham Wam
I guess this means I’ll have to do another fluff pie shoot with him in a hood next time!
PieGuy446
As disappointed as I am that there’s no video, these amazing pics more than make up for it! Well done to both you and your friend!
Hooliham Wam
Guess I'll have to do more of that then! I did love my feet kicking up when I lost my balance from the force of the pie hit lol
Ftlvr 43
You getting a pie in the face with your feet up is the hottest thing I've seen in a long time😏 Hope you had fun
