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Bonus #266 - The Angry Farmer (ft. Ray Kump)
🕑 Added 2024-11-15 03:15:59 +0000 UTCTim talks with Ray about Trump’s cabinet picks, chocolate, Palm Beach, Americans’ distrust, Katie Porter, eating food at the pool, burning down the party and staying late at work.
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Tyler McCarthy
Rush Kump 4L
Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son
RAY ALL DAY. KEEP RAY FOREVER AND I'LL ALWAYS PAY.
Theo
Angry Farmer 2028
HummerEV96
Good episode
AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis
Sorry for the History Hyenas name 😅
AboveAverageLengthBelowAverageGirth itswhatitis
Love ya Timmy but make no mistake . . . Disrespect Mista Pottah one more time and I might have to tuck it back 😤
G B
I’m a farmer. And MY daughter’s trans. 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
Dane Escobar
I don’t know either way, man; I’ve only been there twice. Though I’m sure they would disagree with you.
Langston Knipler
You are a fucking retard. Save your patreon money & fix your retard teeth.
Dane Escobar
Ray sounds like someone who is ranting in English, but English is their second language, and is tenuous at best.
Langston Knipler
You are a fucking retard
Langston Knipler
Nebraska is irrelevant
Roy
Exactly me too 😂
Dane Escobar
“New dates.” You cancelled Omaha twice.
Samer Shkoukani
ray is great
Matt
WE LOVE RAY!!
Matt
I disagree kump is the best
Joe French
Listentomeh, I’m beh, I know comedy capeesh?
Joe French
Think again
Monica B
I also feel like he dumbs down the talks when Ray is on.
Monica B
I 100% agree. Staring to prefer his normal YT episodes
RyanBottens
I don’t know if I’m the only one that feels this way but I wish Tim would do more solo episodes on here instead of always having ray. Ray adds incoherent bumbling at best and breaks up the rants which make Tim great. Unfortunately I am going to cancel after this month.. 2 months all ray is way too much
CLWN.WRLD
Garbage take
CLWN.WRLD
The country can't be dumb enough to elect Oprah
Choked a tute with Father bills skin flute
Lmao musk is a white South African, nothing diverse about that
Gerald
Hoping Ray goes off about mayonnaise sandwiches again
Stephen Dodd
Ray episodes are the best!
David Hamilton
I think it's JD Vance vs Pete or Gavin in 28... Might have 12 years of Republican president, with a lot of split ticket voting. Michelle is always a threat if she decides she wants it. Oprah even.
kumpoxone101
Then cancel
Jack Vandelay
Best part of the chimpkin
Blender Bottle
KUMP and RFK on the same pod
Langston Knipler
So many people on here paying for funny who wouldn’t know funny if it fucked them in the ass.
b
No more of Ray. It’s over, over and done. Capeesh?
whippin
so i listened to both these patterns yesterday, and the free one today. and jesus christ when your solo it’s WAYYY funnier. no offense to ray but plz do some patreon solo too
Mark Hudak
Are you the grabster?
Mathew
We can shit in your mouth. Open it up baby.
Smalllightstillhere
So I've been reading about phytoestrogens in Cannabis. Our friend Theo Von discusses drug induced homosexuality ( particular acts is what we're looking at) and while the bachanallian rush of strong stimulants can quickly plunge one into a lower kingdom (temporarily), I think we have to consider the long, subtle tap-a-tap-tapping of daily Cannabis use sans any holitistic physical and spiritual training and the effects this has on our sexual integration. Case Study: Me. I will not apologize for the run-on sentences. I joined a gym this month, bitches.
essentialworker
The two ton clowns talking about not poisoning kids and moving around is ironic
Neil Osmond
Who was going to break what is the question!?
vmh17177
Be gone
Foley's Wedding Planner
Read that in tims accent
micah vance
🔥🔥🔥🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Vandy-B
Some episodes I can tolerate Ray, other episodes I want nothing more than the worlds largest Twinkie to get lodged in his throat
M C
CHERYLLLLLLL we need to replace the Fluoride in the water with Ivermectiiiiinnnnn
William Alton
Can we get a Roman History miniseries? Ray always drops little factoids and would love to be taught Hellenistic history through a Kump Dillon lens.
whippin
2 patreons same day?
Kevin
Dang it.. now I have to go back and listen to the part about how she shouldn't have followed her husband
Mathew
More kump indeed
William Alton
“I’m not nostalgic about much, this is why I’m a fat demon, but I like that mug” 😂
Nick Palance Show
Keep John Mayer’s name out of Ray’s mouth !!! 👋
Jonjo Kavanagh
Hey Matt, thats so awesome
Warren
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB9sdXloh88/?igsh=MTdzeDluM2xocXB3NQ==
Christian Glen
Did you know that 13% of Dogs commit almost half of all the Dog crime each year?
Jenn
“Breathe in, breathe out” amen 🙏
mark kuchonowski
I need Tim to read this book, "The Way Is Shut" by benjamin studebaker. very good at describing american politics in a way no other book ive come across has. very depressing book.
MATT GRABOWSKI
So tired of hearing Ray's sloppy voice. I would have already cancelled this subscription if it wasn't for the Sephora episode. I only keep the subscription in hopes that he does another good monologue like that.
Alex Strat
😂😂😂
Blender Bottle
Press Secretary Dillon in an ill-fitted suit and tie: “Look, what do you think this is? Life in the big city.”
Emilia Tessaro
Katie Taylor v Tim Dillon hell in a cell Netflix special Judges Tana Mongeau and Ray
Chris Derkatch
More kump
Gugardo Mumundo
Iran will develop AGI and the AI will immediately decide to nuke Israel #WeWishThemWell
Justin Normandy
Not showing up in my RSS feed
Justin Normandy
Same
Sam Ryan
ray rules
Gugardo Mumundo
DELIVER THE BOOK, TIM. DELIIIIIIVERRR THE BOOOOK
Alex M
At least these next 4 years we should get our episodes on time 👌#Trump
Johnny Handsome
I doubt anyone on Tim's team reads these comments, but this might be America in a nutshell as he always talks about. I can't stop fucking laughing. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCckpYVq7gr/?igsh=aXd5eXQyem0xdXJk
Mike
Why is ray talking about healthy eating ?
Jake Kugelman
“Palm beach is the most important city in the world”
Blake Smith
Love when ray is on like the old show
Rtan
Literally the only thing I could think about…
Chelsearose Costa
remember a while back when tim said the late 80s / early 90s were coming back? it's happening 🙏🏼
Jon Udell
Funny listening to two fat slobs bad mouth Hershey chocolate.
M Rocha
CIA is not working for Nestle. This Tulsi pick was wildly inappropriate
$10 Hoagie
Yo I just tried putting it on 0.5x speed and it’s really funny hearing Tim talk like that hahaha try it
Jacob Hiltz
hes a fat slob and never funny.
Jacob Hiltz
thats what being 900lbs and lazy will do
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
This isn’t in my podcast rss feed
RAC 17
Do these guys ever not talk about food?😂
Blender Bottle
You’ll learn to love the Kump. It’s the classic Kump cycle. hate -> tolerate -> can’t get enough KUMP
BlueWizard
I think it’s time for Tim to move the show to palm beach . It’s seasonally and culturally appropriate honestly. Now more than ever ..
Torin Newlands
Ray is why I’m here
B_n4sty
unsub
Roy
KUMP! KUMP! KUMP!
Barhan
Tim please make a “how to navigate the holidays conversation guide 2024” episode. America needs your wisdom
Elizabeth Patterson
Is Tim not doing Rothschild episodes anymore? I haven’t had one since April. Does anyone know?
B K
Deal with it
Christian Glen
Ray is constantly on one of the most popular shows in America, and is not that famous or successful himself. He is the Brendan Schaub of the Tim Dillon universe.
Lovey
My trough has overrunneth with mirth
theirishwonderjr
Hell of an episode Tim, been listening since 2019 and this is top notch
david
Jesus I’m gonna send rfk to your house
david
Guys speak the fuck up I can’t hear you in my phone speaker but I can in my Fox News. Get your fat ass mouths open or get rid of your cheap sound equipment
Imogen
Get Trisha on the pod!!
Muffuletta
👯♂️🤝
Koko97
In the pit.
Koko97
Wait what ? Thank you Mr. Press Secretary
CoreyDiditAgain
If you laughed at “I love a Mr Goodbar” - we are friends
You
Party at Sue Belle’s!
vmh17177
We blessed
Cabz
Tim Dillon for senator of satire.
A
Vic, please jump off of a bridge or walk in front of a moving car. Thank you. I do not wish you well
BlassReiter1100cc
Happy birthday Pig. I specifically joined your patreon just to tell you happy birthday. Now I'm going to cancel my subscription. ;-)
Jose
If rfk doesn’t launch a full investigation into the cdc and fda he’s also a crook. And tulsi is a part of Klaus Schwab’s young global leaders program.
Kelly Hays
wrong
Kelly Hays
you're going to the rfk camps for that
Evan OBrien
I love every episode with Ray ❤️ just like the good ol’ days
Jas Gen
I hope during your next special jfk jr. An trump come out An you suck them off. Jeez
Vic
If I listen to archived episodes does he ever get funny?
James Jepsen
Tim Dillon for speaker would be the greatest thing ever
David Montana
He is an og Vic. Respect the legend
Hannah
Tim Dillon is my Roman Empire.
Ben Smokin
Illegals in construction usually make the most money out of all Illegals. Specifically guys who've been here for around 10 years or more, speak English, and work in smaller crews. Recent migrants working in corporate crews, large industrial plants, and culinary services are the workforce that'll leave the most economic impact. Corporations will invest in automation instead of giving citizens a respectable wage to replace the workforce.
Vic
I’m a new Patreon listener and this ray dude is annoying
Financial Foundation
I'm a general contractor and most of these guys are planning to go back anyway. They all have property in their home countries and send trucks, cars down there regularly. No matter what they are gonna leave at some point
Sgt Slapnuts
Must be new round here, ray is the only reason we're here!
Jackdacandlestick
You couldn't be more wrong Jeff
Jackdacandlestick
You casual
Susan Sarandon
fuck me in my cock Tim Dillon you’ve done it again!
Ben Smokin
No but I'd say millions of illegals are Mexican. U.S. will also offload all Illegals of South American origin into the Mexican government's hands. Trump's administration will likely heavily interrogate illegals from asia and the middle east.
Oscar Delgado
I’m sure he’d rather blow something else
Oscar Delgado
Kys
Oscar Delgado
You pig not all illegals are Mexican 🤣
Ben Smokin
I have a feeling U.S. and Mexico relations will sour immensely with these mass deportations. The economy will likely trend downward in the beginning of Trumps administration with the combination of tariffs and removal of cheap labor. Perfect opportunity for an adversary like China to be buddy buddy with Mexico. Mexico would benefit tremendously militarily and economically with BRICS nations.
Jeffrey Middleton
Keeping ray on is costing you money.. just saying
Jake
Must be delayed, Karoline Leavitt is press secretary. Solid pick
Ani
“I’m a fat demon” we worship a self aware diety!!
Laddah 14 into the tunnels
Feeding the masses
Wes Lawrence
Your name 😂🙌
Bigdongkong69
First time listening to patreon for this pod. Who is the retarded child joining Tim
Matthew soto
Two Kumps in one week, Dillon is blowing my mind lol
Alex Cetan
Thank you oh honorable pigs!
Chuck Shartz
People complaining about the sound, stop outing yourselves for having earbuds from Five Below.
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
I unsubbed for a year but checked back and saw lots of new ray and came back like the cuck I am
Ray Kumps Guinea Pig
It’s like that little squirt of cum after a big load on your belly
George Chauvin
LIS.. LISSEN TA MEY 💦
WickedLobstah
Two!?
Little Anna Amy (Tim's fake daughter)
A Non-Christmas Miracle?
Jay
Tim knows his Old Audience have been wanting this for a while now🔥 Good Job Pig!
Colin Mckernon
Getz was blackmailed by the fbi for 25 million. He talked to tucker about it
Jay
🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸
Mike Jones
It’s weird hearing the news talk about 2028, Didn’t america just vote to end democracy? I thought we were getting an authoritarian dictatorship, did the news lie to us this whole time?
Victor Ramos
What's up kump gang
Victor Ramos
I hope Tim gives kump half the patreon moolah. I'm subscribed only for kump
jana
So happy about RFK
Emilia Tessaro
Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts Feeeaaassst
Dr.Zoidberg
Could it be?!?!?!
Jeff
Daddy’s home
Jeff
He was born to be a press secretary
Lovey
Dark Green, Bright Red, Gore Vidal book
Matt Petters
Holy shit four hours of slop. It’s a good day pigs
Jacob Fordham
This pig better be press secretary or director of the cia or we will be left with no choice but to revolt against the great and fearless leader
Lovey
All the feels. Mmmm.
Jack O'Brien
Tim for Trump’s White House press secretary
Tyler Sloan
Yes.
Bad As Can
My nickel
Bryan
Shit better be two hours
Jeff
Fucking killed me with the Uncrustable joke.
Yannis papa deez nuts in your mouth
Ray is actually back for good Jesus has risen
Oscar Delgado
Travis fucked up when can we start to threaten him
C
Also more books and less films just in general* for christ the markets saturated enough.
C
And can we all agree none of these holds up,books are king and no more film adaptions of any book ever again plz it dulls the senses:/
Taylor
is it just me or does kump sound IDENTICAL to kevin james?
Jay
🇺🇸 DILLON • KUMP • 2024 🇺🇸
C
Nvrm its not its fresh audio. Feed me that slop daddy:3
C
Im worried hes being a sneaky piggy and its just chopped up audio cause he already gave us 2hrs lol:/
Ayden Mitchell
WTH is this blessing of a double drop day. Maybe you do care after all🤔
Magic Powers
Ready for Timmie
