Bonus #273 - Aubrey Plaza (ft. Ray Kump)

Aya Hotdog

“finally i’m going to be happy” genuinely the funniest thing ive ever heard

Paul Mcloughlin

Tim ray these women getting gang banged like getting pissed on and degraded. They like being roasted for it after it’s the only way they can cum.

M

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

Logan Young

i gave this guy 5 dollars because i thought Aubrey Plaza was on the episode. We're off to a bad start buddy lol

Casey

Dude this winter is DRY AF! in the southwest

Hilary

These episodes are mostly Kump saying something understated & funny at exactly the moment Tim interrupts and starts talking over him. It works though, because you can still hear what Kump says even if it's quiet.

Osama Bin Latinx

He’s the size of an average plaza.

Osama Bin Latinx

“Aubrey, I wound for you.”

FF head hunter

Cu you’re an Ff

CattyBoomBatty

Agree there’s magic happening when you can actually see Tim ranting in his Big Balenciaga Shades 😂😂😭

Daniel Mathewson

Corners are psychologically terrorizing us 🤣

Christian Glen

The Youtube show has become better than the Patreon

Christian Glen

Don't worry. He wont live much longer.

David Chambers

No. The pig eats the slop. We eat the pork belly.

StoicGucci

Ur trash for saying this nonsense

10000 Reasons

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR TITS MAUREEN YOUR BIG GIANT TITS

10000 Reasons

“And you’ve set this up so you can get these chicks back at ANY TIME”

Bryan

Why, Maureen, you’ve enhanced yourself

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Thank you Motts. This dude over here trying to make me look retarded, as if I thought Ben left the podcast a month ago...

Kyle

No

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Nahhh he did a whole rant shitting on cameo like 2 or 3 years ago..

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

The D.E.N.N.I.S system is the perfect method to win any girl's heart. D- Demonstrate Value E- Engage Physically N- Nurture Dependence N- Neglect Emotionally I- Inspire Hope S- Separate Entirely

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Cause you're a dumbass? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cory McDonald

Can we stop with Kump 90 percent of the time. I'm paying for Tim but I feel like I'm getting mostly Kump slurring

Guillermo Gutierrez

I’m finna bridge

10000 Reasons

Dennis are you gonna have sex with a tiny Asian boy?

Bryan

Now don't you guys want to get off with me? I want you to get off with me.

10000 Reasons

I’m gonna peak so hard all of Philadelphia’s gonna FEEL it.

Christian Glen

No one wants DEI for their favorite sports team

Dick Olson III

How about Nooo

Dick Olson III

Eat the slop pigs

Cody W

Don’t know why I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest on a bonus episode of this train wreck.

Motts

Listen and watch Ben’s gay giggle

Motts

Here - https://youtu.be/ZQlfhCtCVF4?si=pMmqt9bdvj9kVJEU

Bryan

I've contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!

Bob Boblah

Hey fam can Tim post his solana address so I can send him some butthole coin?

Guillermo Gutierrez

Drop the episode number

Motts

Ben was a producer also when he went on a cameo rant

Christian Glen

It would need to be a very large box

Guillermo Gutierrez

Dude that episode was last month

Dane Escobar

Someone should put Ray in a box.

10000 Reasons

But this time these knife fights ain’t gonna be in Malibu

10000 Reasons

What implication? “The implication that things might GO WRONNNNG if she REFUSES to sleep with me…not that anything WOULD go wrong- BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW THAT

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

This was a gay take Billy. Redbar ans lemon party or kys

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

They blew past my name last ep like it was nothing lol

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

What

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Nahhhh Bad Friends is absolute garbage... just because they like cumtown, history hyenas, and Luis J Gomez doesn't mean that their funny or entertaining.. fuck their hollywood careers.. what movies or shows have either one of them been in within the last 5-10years? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Bobby Lee is just a fucking unfunny creep and Santino needs a guest like Theo Von to be funny.

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Fellow history hyenas fan? I noticed the Father Bill reference

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Was he the producer during the episode when Tim is shitting on all the actors and comedians that have cameos or did he already leave the podcast before that one?

Lori Lightfoot

that's life in the big city

Bryan

There's no danger. There never was any danger. Implication

10000 Reasons

Giuliani and the river of gold, fettuccini code, this ain’t great, and whatever episode from like 2018 where they broadcast from a PIZZA HUT CAFE IN LONG FUCKIN ISLAND

10000 Reasons

He did- don’t burn me daddy

10000 Reasons

Hey Lori, LORI- HI. Yeah. White reporter here. Last night there was a dog- a puppy that belonged to a little girl. That puppy was SKINNED alive right in front of her. In front of city hall. Do YOU somehow feel RESPONSIBLE for the crime in the this CITY??

10000 Reasons

Wait are we using the Spotify comment section to comment on the Patreon episodes? Love it. I wish you well. Skunk & domes subscribers gonna somehow be angry about this

10000 Reasons

Right. Because WE BUILT THIS TOGETHER

10000 Reasons

holy profile pic I’M DEAD 🥲

Christian Glen

https://www.cameo.com/benaveryisgoo?srsltid=AfmBOooUct-1HTbHb_PDgk1CiFzG3sheWKf4cd6LBuTxsZc-8T-dfKz9 Let's make sure he's booked solid through the rest of the year

Christian Glen

He wont address them because this is all part of his plan to take over LA.

Bryan

Can we just be done with the homeless?

Bill O'Reilly Ate My Son

📵 RED ALERT 📵 Bad Friends is a lot of fun. Bobby Lee has openly stated that he loves Cum Town. Andrew Santino told someone (a student of one of a producer behind the camera) that "You're one of our people" when asked about his favorite comedian - Louis J Gomez. A totally unexpected response. Both Bad Friends have hosted the Pig and established that they really like, even love, all the cancel-type comedy of Tim, Nick, the Louis, etc. They just can't be vocal supporters in order to protect their Hollywood careers. I get it. Chris DeStefano is an amazing 3rd chair with them, or alone. They had to censor a shitload of content during his Whisky Ginger episode. So many slurs. I'm sad I can't hear the original.

Guillermo Gutierrez

I learned that Ben has a cameo and that you can pay him $40 for a video. This guy would literally rather sell ass on the street than go back to living the life with Tim.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Prayers for Lori’s aunt and uncle in Altadena 🙏

bmp010

Give us a fire episode pig

Knight Miester

Cancelling the subscription if you don’t address the fire soon

Rebop

Very glad to hear these two philosophers' opinions on the state of porn consumption in America. truly enlightening

Rebop

Sounds like Ray gooned a little too much back in the day

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Only thing worse than Ray gurgling is this gook and ginger

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Are there 2 less funny worthless fagit pedophiles than bad friends? Cucks

Lenny Dykstra

Do you think Derek and Mariah will get back together?

Oscar

I have no complaints.

Brendan Taylor

Who remembers the WW Bro Podcast?!

Brendan Taylor

That's so Lori!

Queefs galore

Boom! 💪

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

You’re the GOAT

Lori Lightfoot

Alhamdulillah

Christian Glen

The heat produced from Ray's sense of superiority is what caused the LA fires

Derik Bernhardt

This is my first ever comment. I just want to say that Tim and Ray are so effing funny together. Keep doing what you do.

mark kuchonowski

"Hey can we get something? It was a BIT LOUD last night, it was a BIT LOUD" hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Kevin

No but he does talk about the DoUbLe ChUnK cookie

Saurabh Gupta

Classic Tim...more like this please

Bryan Albin

Aspiring pilot 😂 Sorry retards can’t fly

Muffuletta

I'm looking at her Facebook! Heaven!

Muffuletta

Where's the MONEY, Kathleeeeeen!?

Lenny Dykstra

Growing up, on one shitty awkward family vacation I had an obsession with the Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey celebrity fling. It was pre-iPhone too, so all I had to go on was the tv and tabloids. It was all I could think about. Fell asleep thinking about those two hot mixed people plowing and sipping champagne. A true mutt power couple.

Motts

LOL yes 100%

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

Lmfao is that her in your profile pic ?!

Garlic

Tim one thing I hate about you, is that you’re always right.

Garlic

I’d say so

Anthony Galanti

Appendix pussy

Anthony Galanti

I’ve solved it

Anthony Galanti

Tim

Motts

LOL I found Tim’s aunt on LinkedIn. She really is running a fake law firm ☠️

Guillermo Gutierrez

It’s racist to demand justice on behalf of brown muslim girls because their perpetrators are brown muslim men, get that through your head.

Blender Bottle

is it garbage to have a paid account for the BangBus?

Guillermo Gutierrez

As an aspiring pilot, I’d love for people to clap. I believe that you should unalive yourself for having the wrong opinion.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Governor Trudeau should’ve never let you in.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Laugh track refuses to accept that he’s a failed podcaster but somehow a good actor. They’d be an even better duo now.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim, after the raving praise this video got because of the guest, I speak for all when I say the you should have Noa Tisby on as a permanent co-host for the Patreon episodes.

Guillermo Gutierrez

Sacrificed by the Costco family

John Lund

Tim says he's trying to get Ray to believe in God, then says the Hollywood hills have a dark energy. Immediately the Hollywood hills burn to the ground. Mark my words, that libtard atheist Ray will claim it's climate change.

Josh Bartlett

Tim and Kump

Josh Bartlett

I've heard that she does great rimjobs

Jo Lynn

He seemed so earnest about it.

Fernando Valdez

What happened to Travis?

M C

This episode should have been called Nikki Glaser

Lenny Dykstra

This is all turning into a real Hoober-Bloob Highway situation.

Christian Glen

Who would care about racist pedophile gangs being covered up by the government for nearly 2 decades? Nothing to see here. Move on, and if you ever start doubting your oligarchic masters, simply repeat the mantra "diversity is our greatest strength" until you get your mind right.

Alex

The best magic outside of Penn and Teller is the amazing jonathan!

Jones

Mr. Kump is the fuckin man

Thomas

The great ray kump has returned!

Motts

LOL I know like this is a place for sympathy

Jack Brereton

Love Tim but he’s gotta stop cutting Ray off mid-thought so much. I know it’s Tim’s show but I wanted to hear what Ray recently heard about Prozac…

Philly T

Tim and Ray. XL chainmail vests in a world of knife fights ❤️

Bryan

Just put the fries in the bag, ma'am

Bryan

Tatas

Meredith Bezner

Markle started these fires didn't she?

Justen Peters

It’s obvious she killed him

Emilia Tessaro

Figured Tim would be selling sub-prime mortgages in LA right now. Life in the apocalypse. Thank u for the ep stay safe

BlackMetalDT

lol I love how we keep bringing up Ben😂

Barry-O

👍 "not Ben"

Jacqueline Birzon

Cooperfield is not married to Claudia Schiffer. Fire not Ben

Bobby

The aftershock would cause even more fallout than his immediate impact

Brandon W

The greatest trick of all ! AMERICA GOES POOF ! ABRA KADABRA !!!

Blender Bottle

KUMP ON JRE

Jeffrey Martin

Tm and ray is the best comedy by farrrrrrrrr

Simeon Spence

Saturdays show is gonna be good

Jay Taylor

Shush mate

Lucas Zellmer

How would you guys feel about being hit with an ozempic blowdart

Doug Brown

Have some self control

T F

The bots section is that way

T F

Tim coming out swinging

Alex Gullen

Copperfield should be relegated to the ‘Bingo’ circuit.

Rebecca Strum

I love Rays laugh, it’s infectious

Tyler Manning

You subscribed for god sake youre supposed to be smarter than this

Lisa Lawson

I love you sick fucks.

Motts

Seriously Kump is perfect in this spot

Motts

Stop being a victim

Prat B

Not a disease ? So you know more than the leading scientists now

StoicGucci

Mr. Aubrey knew the fires were coming

Lenny Dykstra

Oh yeah, the plane clapping might be the hot dog gun of the TWA experience.

Langston Knipler

Do us all a favor & kill yourself

Bryan Albin

Magic is stupid There’s no greater scum of the earth than those who enjoy magic The same people who enjoy magic are the retards who clap when the plane lands 👏👏👏👏

micah vance

We wish her well

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

bof?

RODsupremO

Suicide, or any being destroying itself is the saddest.

Fredo Cuomo

why do you care, youre not smart enough for any of those jobs to begin with

Peter Mountjoy

Melissa Gifford

He doesn't take suggestions. Thank God.

Byzitokone

Kump says he'll kys as a crutch just because he needs a crutch

C Kirkwood

Tim can you discuss UK grooming gangs? Love from London

Lenny Dykstra

The gulf must have intrusive thoughts about being “of” a country

patreon isascam

How do we know that the Gulf doesn’t identify as an ocean or lake

Lenny Dykstra

Thanks!

Lenny Dykstra

Nice DEI joke

Lenny Dykstra

The Gulf of Inclusiveness

Ken Martin

I hope you have fire insurance

Vicious Teknique

Finally

Szabo Nikolett

As a non-American i did not even know who or what was Aubrey plaza,i was wondering how a shopping center can have a husband

Andre Cardoso

I thought Aubrey Plaza was going to be a guest but at the same time her husband did just kiss himself

Anthony Montana

Her crying about the 100 is hot. Makes me want to watch. Cheers 🍷

Anthony Montana

Great tits. Wish she did a hundred guys

Anthony Montana

We wish him well. God bless

Bryan

California, we wish you well

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

enemas

Jay

🇺🇸 𝗗𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗡 • 𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗣 • 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟴 🇺🇸

Michael Smith

Copperfield owns the George dummy , from Otto & George fame .

Jazz's Beard

Her beard is dead. Now she can finish coming out of the closet.

Jeff

So you’re saying Aubrey is single? There’s a chance?

applebot

5:15 he starts to display consciousness

Nick Shpak

My father blew his brains out a week before Thanksgiving this year... Now that's life in the big city

Clinton Body Count

Has Ben taken his own life yet

Clinton Body Count

Fuck ya bro I might have to go watch some white lotus season 2

Kumpslut

Kump is King!

Jim

THIS is what Patreon is for. God bless these scum bags.

LI LOUD

Two pigs 🐖 one trough

Daniel Levay

Never forget people, the angel in It’s A Wonderful Life was a black man.

Thomas Leitke

Whackin off to images of Aubrey Plaza during this ep is 6th ring of hell

Matt Petters

We need ray and Tim live from the fires

Oscar Delgado

Buddy do I have some breaking news for you

Andrew Nelson

He doesnt intend to be manipulative

MC Ultra

Praaaaaaise!!!!!

Rich

Based

Barry-O

1 cup

Mike Jones

Ray has his good moments

Micah Sapp

I only tune in for Kump episodes now

bmp010

Two 🐐s

Ace Jones

We’re all just people who decided not to kill themself today. That’s who is here. Lol

AlexJonesRaisedMe

Has he talked about how people are going to live above Costco now? Or did I just imagine it after I saw the news myself?

AlexJonesRaisedMe

He literally covered H1B for like an entire episode

dehenry2

Must be a reetee to think YouTube safe content is actual clowning of the richest man to ever exist. Wait you're from Portland ofc you're reeteed

Thomas Carrigan

RAAAAAAAYMOND I live and die for this duon

Patrick Carey

Best ep in a while, of course Ray, unbecoming jokes about a suicide that is still warm, magicians, morgue stories, porn addiction and analysis of the degenerative state of the world. Thanks for the the slop piggies

Patrick Carey

Shut up, you have no taste

Patrick Carey

Make him cohost again pig

Patrick Carey

Honestly

Portland Chongo

Must’ve missed the youtube episode where he discussed this for like a solid half hour huh?

Nick

Ray manipulating Lucy with near constant threats of suicide is a great bit

ff5f5ff

I was so excited when I heard the news about Aubrey, I knew he’d talk about it !

Dan Katzmann

Rachel’s is permanently closed.

Muffuletta

Cold coffee is super dangerous? What?!

Andrew Nelson

You wanna see my next job?

Castlebar

Femcels made that guy kill himself Haha, idiot

Nick Palance Show

8 min in and Ray’s in top form this week 😝

Amoeba

So glad we are back to the funny part of this show. Tim less politics for comedy

Syd Richardson

Listennn taaaaaaa meeeeeeeeee *splat*

Jason

Laughing at the mental image of Kump jumping off the New Years Eve Ball and killing like 8 people he lands on.

dehenry2

How bout grow a pair and clown elon and vivek for their h1b lunacy? Oh wait that would upset daddy rogan. Youre boring now pig

Jason

You know it kills Tim that too many people would leave if he raised the Patreon over $5.

Fried Ravioli

Snort Bottom came to his senses and brought king Kump dump back.

HummerEV96

I like cold coffee.

CactusJack

A shot for shot remake of the Mandalay Ray ep from 8 years ago

Ani

It seems only fitting that Kump’s return ep is to cruelly mock a woman whose husband’s body is not cold after killing himself.. that’s life in the big city!

oliver

great ep both of you together create golden tickets of information

Dalton Galloway

Every patreon episode should include Kump.

bu k

I love when ray is on!

Blizz 102

Finally King Kump is here

Lexilex

When u talked about how u respect ppl who have the constitution to off themselves, reminded me of a Louis CK but where he talks about how he could just avoid doing stuff he doesn’t want to do by doing that.. comedy genius

Tyler

Oh nooooo! Heckin' epic reddit emo Netflix gf is sad? :(

Maestro Harrell

A sephora

Syd Richardson

Fatty bombatties

PAD

Can’t believe he didn’t mention Armie hammer being the lead role in the new dark night movie

Sean Ruffolo

The Tim Dillon Show... & Ray too -.-

Koko97

God is good god is great. Piggies put some slop on my plate.

Knight Miester

Where is the LA fire ep

Hannah

'A Pool Don't Fix That' is Ray's next Rap EP

Jaxon Emery

dude that’s weird as fuck.. why are you still playing fortnite

Alec Patsey

GG Allin, legend. Was he discussed years back? Having Deja Vu.

Ted

Happy New Years to ya !! Take the fuckN show on the road.

Evan Kirchmer

oo Slippery Slopes is my favorite pornstar

Tyler Watts

GG Allin died of a drug overdose before he could kill himself on stage, sad story

Zachary Peters

Palisades?

Wenzeslau II

The words Tim and ray met in Las Vegas sent a chill down my spine as thought they’re were gonna do a Stephen paddock

General Consensus

Don’t hurt cats. Hurt furies

David Bosquet

I want a refund for the entire combined month worth of episodes you’ve missed

Lucas Sure

Yum yum yum slop slop slop oink oink oink

josh

Gees I thought this was an exclusive with Plaza herself, but it’s just Kump. Probably for the best

DentonVisual

She's sexy as fuck, in my opinion. Had a huge crush on her since parks and rec. I want her to cut herself and read dark poetry while her naked body drips blood on me while I play fortnite. 🤷‍♂️

DentonVisual

My dude. Amen to that. I love that bugeyed bitch, she makes my pants move

DentonVisual

I want my god damned 800 dollars Ray, don't make me Luigi you.

Mike Hunt

Love my big guys

Michael Pelletier

Im so happy for this

William Alton

Praise be a Kump episode! T’s and P’s to Aubrey Plaza. Enjoyed her on Parks and Reck.

Vandy-B

Noooooooo why is Ray back

Backdoor Benji

Got a sweet slit obviously

General Consensus

He said “don’t you wish you married to a man of courage like Luigi Mangione” I almost died

Kevin

Above a mall?

Paul Unnasch

this got me to put the musket down. thank you, tim. you saved my cat's life.

Pejman A

Why the fuck is Fake biz Enron making portable nukes Tim?

Esteban Wonton

Tim Dillon…. You are an American Hero. Sincerely, someone who lives in an Olive Garden house next to Gilbert AZ.

LLight

the fat harmonic really rings with ray kump

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

You mean Aubrey?

Hoebag

Thanks Tim

Hoebag

I was going to kill myself until I found out I have a chance with Aubrey Plaza now

General Consensus

I never give a shit when a a hot actress has her older husband that’s always a producer die. I never care.

General Consensus

About FUCKING TIME TIMMY

K

Damn. Just now hearing about Aubrey Plaza's husband. Now's my chance to get in there!

Grayson Saylors

Thank you

Mike Regan

Idk why anyone would marry Aubrey Plaza

vmh17177

Finally . Stop wasting everyone’s time just move ray into your home and our hearts

Nicholas Daniel

FRESH SLOP!!!

Mike Lubrano

Great show 🐖

Mean Mike

Kump !

Wes

Lemme guess another food talk pod

Motts

OK

Bryon L

Was going to smoke crack but then this podcast came out. Thanks Tim!