Post "Bonus #274 - Smile, You're Dead (ft. Ray Kump)" by "thetimdillonshow" from patreon

Acythrial Dimension

this needs to happen

Acythrial Dimension

when is this happening?

Langston Knipler

“Shut up Donna”

Julie Young

Listening since the beginning 😉……… I’m the female result of my Timmy and my fave Ray IF…. they hulk-smashed into each other in non-autistic way 🫣🥰

John Bowles

This episode is truly hilarious. In fact, any episode with the Kump Dumpster is gold. Love that fat fuck.

Sean702

Gay

John

Ray's laugh is gayer than Tim could ever pretend to be.

M

the channel "Gaming FREE FIRE" is reuploading / stealing many entire podcast episodes on youtube. search their name. see for yourself. hope you take action against them.

daisy karnas

My fav pod you’ve done in a long time love the art focus

Christian Glen

Tim cant come to the phone right now. He's committing atrocities in the Congo on behalf of both the Rwandan and Congolese governments. Pig never discriminates.

Tyler McCarthy

Ray is the only hero in America..

Tj Laughlin

Did we ever get ‘little Annie’? I’ve been burned before, we better get ‘smile your dead’

Sean Ruffolo

wen episood

Hannah

I made a list of my favourite 'Ray-isms' from this episode: I spend a lot of time inside. I've been brining chicken. When you look up in the sky, in general, you'll see a lot of lights. The government is missing a piece of radiology equipment. The universe is unfazomably vast. Why can't we have a skyscraper shaped like a man? A wax figure of Yoko Ono or Genghis Khan (would be good in a hotel lobby). If we didn't have Vicadin, would we have tolerated this mundanity? World War two had some bad actors. Learn to run faster. That's the key to life. The answer's not less training. Life doesn't have the causal pattern you think it does. You don't have to go to Harvard.

Langston Knipler

So you just want to hear timmy the trash can wing it over and over again like alex jones? Just say something…repeat the statement 3-10 times then say something else & repeat it because people like you have brains like an acorn squash @400 degrees for 40 min.

10000 Reasons

Hey fuckface I’m about to listen to the Spotify episode that SHOULD have been called “Jackboots and Nazi salutes”. Jesus Christ I miss Ben. Ugh, TIM YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU IDIOT SAVAGE IDIOT…. I was a LEGEND

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

We wish you well

Christian

Love how we've been graced having Kump on here so frequently

Jake Secrest

Yeah, I have followed him for a long time. I’m just new to Patreon. I watch his regular show on YouTube. I just didn’t know if there was a way to watch Patreon episodes with video.

Bryan

Half of that episode was chewing, I wish every episode had that.

God’s favorite

I really feel like ray and Tim should just do a weekly. These two are perfect together. They could call it “plus sized podcasters”

Christian Underkofler

I for real want to see smile your dead and the Johnny Gosh thing

Christian Glen

"My father always said they would be back and bigger than ever. It's not a big deal: they are diverse now. Just ask Kanye"

10000 Reasons

Tim what would Maniscalco say about Elon’s vigorous endorsement of the American Nazi party?

10000 Reasons

I wont pay top dollar but I would be willing to bargain for a VERY long time

10000 Reasons

We wish you well

garrett crews

I like how you can't even tell that Ray is also eating a cookie because he always sounds like the Cookie monster anyway

Triona

yeah - emergency podcast is needed

Christian Glen

Are you new here? I don't recognize your picture.

Triona

i have learned more from timothy dillon regarding the best attitude to take in life than all of my sensais thusfar.

Miles Ballard

The drones are on the west coast.

Emilia Tessaro

Do men even notice faces? Feel thats the real reason facial recognition was invented. Could you recognise her in a sweater? No.

Thomas Carrigan

Pizza Hut lunch buffet still haunts me

Thomas Carrigan

2023 best episode: about my father 2024: Israeli slide 2025: smile you’re dead

Boy from The Gap

Listen here Pig, we all know that you were supposed to be in that chair during inauguration but you had Theo take the fall. You have no reason to be late with the slop this week, there’s enough topics for 5 hours. I understand that your house burned down but they do have Wi-Fi at Starbucks so get to work.

J M

Check out “get down with sean and marley” This guy did it with his kids lol didn’t even care with the name

Garfield L’sagna

Agreed. The golden god is not taking questions!

Garfield L’sagna

where slop

10000 Reasons

Tim mark my words, I, Dennis the Golden God COMMANDS you to dedicate the next episode to Elon’s Nazi coming out party. This is a direct order.

Motts

I’m just here to complain

Jared Gaddis

I will pay top dollar for Smile Your Dead by Ray Kump

Thomas Leitke

Smile more you’ll look prettier

Mathew

Slop was decent wasn't it

Guillermo Gutierrez

She gets a 10% discount on Amazon purchases (on items sold and shipped by Amazon) until she receives a total $120 in discounts in the year.

Drunk N. Monk

Why kumpf on em if you can kumpf in em

Motts

Lmfao

Dick Olson III

Slop was decent

Christian Glen

Lauren Sánchez looks amazing for 55. I wonder if she gets a free prime account

Nammai

I will screenshot this and read it aloud at your wake after you put the double barrel in your mouth, so the few people that thought about crying will hold it in.

Valen Low

Tim stfu about the drones

Michael Titter

I was ready to send an official complaint if I didn’t hear Tim impersonating Ray. But once again Tim delivers the goods

Fernando Valdez

Listening to Tim devour a cookie is ghoulish.

I, Cato Sicarius

Wah poor piggy

Guillermo Gutierrez

TikTok restoring service to Americans feels like the Berlin Wall coming down.

Christian Glen

Definitely. The Hindus will be way too helpful to pass up.

Brandon W

💀💀💀💀

Muffuletta

A full troph is a full troph!

Ani

His regular upload schedule is so inconsistent that you think it’s extra slop, sad piggy life.

Emilia Tessaro

Exactly

Guillermo Gutierrez

Hopefully just the Muslims this time.

Christian Glen

Reconquista 2.0 coming to Europe in the 2030-2040's It's going to be a real knife fight out there

Andrew Nelson

Trumpcoin is your new currency. Once he's on office the fed will buy trumpcoin when they print money instead of Treasury bonds. The trump family and inner circle will own 80% of the planets wealth in 2028. Screenshot this

Langston Knipler

Loser

Christian Glen

Ray started the LA fires

Christian Glen

More like a gift to the restaurant industry

Guillermo Gutierrez

That screech during Chuck Berry’s and John’s performance was her trying to activate the nations sleeper cells

Guillermo Gutierrez

Being in a fog while in a plane? You mean a fucking cloud?

Alex Strat

Ray kump is a gift to humanity

Vandy-B

It’s not just architecture, look at things like cars. Cars in this country used to have so much personality and creativity. Now everyone drives the same mass produced shitboxes to get them to and from their cubicle jail cells

Knight Miester

Too much Kump and Normie core content, will come back later .

Jake Alderman

Blue collar release is hilarious

Brittany Chiesa

This escalated quickly

Brittany Chiesa

So I got the part in Robert edgers new film right ? I’ve played 6 different personalities on the Rothschild Patreon alone. Tim call your agent

Brittany Chiesa

This is is a great script . The effort put in would make you a great Director

10000 Reasons

More like real estate is fucking the agents

10000 Reasons

Chicken chicken. BAWK BAWK CHICKENHEAD *GURL PULLEEZZZ WHATEVER*

10000 Reasons

You must be new here. We wish you well

10000 Reasons

Yeah. It’s called a FUCKBANG jeez have some couth

10000 Reasons

As long as it’s at the hands of a danish suicide pod and live streamed…I’m ok with it

10000 Reasons

You should have an episode in a diner while brandishing a gun. After your rant, go sit at a random table and grab hands with a random stranger, look into their eyes and say “WE BUILT THIS TOGETHER”. And they’ll probably look a little scared and confused and it’s important to time the next part right: just before they open their mouth to ask who you are and if you’re ok, blow your brains out right into their plate of food because that’s life…life in the BIG CITY

10000 Reasons

You both are savages and idiots and if anyone disagrees with me I WILL SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS… I, was a LEGEND

10000 Reasons

GHOULISH even

10000 Reasons

Yoko was a CIA psyop CHANGE MY MIND

Muffuletta

Youtube show today, too? We're getting chubby from all the extra slop!

Joseph Viggiano

Lischten to me I want smile you’re dead to happen and in twenty years I want a documentary on smile you’re dead about how ray was caught fucking the props after each show while screaming at Russ baker’s granddaughter

daniella vale

Please do this one man show! I’ll produce the documentary about the making of.

Bylat

God I love Ray

justin calderara

He would then see Tim posting pictures eating at a high end steakhouse on Instagram. The man was born to live this life it just took his finances a while to catch up

General Consensus

Maybe Kump would be better about not missing SATURDAY PODCASTS!! The fat fuck thinks he can not give us a show today! Fucking ba

Yimmy Yames

And eating shit and talking food

Yimmy Yames

Ray “I spend a lot of time inside” Kump que the Joan Osborne track just a slob like one of us

hansikah

I wish there was an entity like the FCC that could massively fine podcasts for whenever they do it. I don't want to hear people chewing with their mouth open on mic YMH, Rogan, Tim Dillon Show, Legion of Skanks, Every major podcast: stop eating on mic. As soon as I hear it I just stop listening to the episode.

Emilia Tessaro

Saw a clip of Yoko Ono. Her art was so overtly irritating its hard not to wonder if that was its intended purpose. Especially when juxtaposed to the Beatles music Im no conspiracy theorist but if your job was to promote a culture of artless consumerism and war you would make Yoko the face of the counter ideology, to delegitimise notions of peace, love, art This is how ChatGPT explains Yoko: “A Trojan horse to reshape cultural consciousness. Was she a covert agent of artistic chaos?” Probably not but she might as well have been

Emilia Tessaro

Yes. Ray in the morgue singing “Defying Gravity” as stage production uses a hoist and crane to lift him 1 inch off the ground

Alex

This shit is so fucking funny imagining these two fat asses eating and talking shit

ItsJustFitz

My favorite part was getting to hear Ray and Tim eat cookies into the mic.

Violin Viola Masterclass

I think it would be a faaabulous show for the holiday season. People need a laugh that time of year…

Violin Viola Masterclass

Divinely Inspired!! What a funny muse you connected to😂 one of the greatest episodes⭐️working out the dialogue on stage with a musician…omg😂how about an organist?! Smile, You’re Dead would be a musical I’d actually attend…amazing ♥️

Steven Marando

Steven- I would travel from a Australia to see Smile You’re Dead-Happy to work for free to on this show- why because I no knowledge, experience in theatre - I hope this would add too the production!!!

bobbyg84

WHEEL IN THE SKY KEEPS ON TURNIN’

Jazz Kumpet

“ Santa Claws is Kumping to town “

Jazz Kumpet

Whoa. Kump on the brakes there buddy. Let Kumpty Dumpty do his thing.

Blizz 102

Use the sauce pig

Blizz 102

I will pay unlimited sums of money to see this.

J

NGL, Ray and Tim bullshitting while nomming is absolute peak. Pizza Hut still #1 episode.

Jazz Kumpet

Time for the ole’ Kump and Pump

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Wife materiel

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Luis said back then Tim was so broke he would ask Luis to front him future pay from podcasts. Now Tim could buy baby James.

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

Like Ray, I also expected a racist WB frog.

ThEoRpHaNbUtTeRfLy

This is a great episode. Well done boys! Timestamp 1 hour 21 minute found a new bucket list goal.

justin calderara

This felt like listening to an episode of the old show. All that's missing is Tim talking down to Shannon and trying to sell Gas Digital subscriptions

Andrea

WE NEED SMILE YOURE DEAD.

Meggie

Ray snarfing cookies while talking about organs

Alex

Ray is Tim's handicapped kid

ZPY

I think Ray secretly wants to work at the morgue again

Guillermo Gutierrez

It’s a bundle of sticks, tard.

Harry Beckwith

Ray already talks like he’s got marbles in his mouth. Now we gotta listen to him shove food in there too?

BlueWizard

Mma KUMP!! I long to see him inappropriately waving around a Glock lol

Steve barrett

1 1/2 cookies each that’s just a lie you know it

annieviolent

I need this production Ray Kump. Please!!!!!? ❤️

Langston Knipler

Raymond Kump is a national treasure

Brittany Chiesa

When am I not having an episode

Motts

I think Britt is having an episode

Syd Richardson

Production designer in Film & TV. Ray I will design & build your set for free. I also have a space in midtown. Your move kump 🚀

Denver Hall

I swear the noise of them pigging out on cookies after making fun of the hotel staff made the ep for me

Lenny Dykstra

Beyond Pathology: An Evening with Ray Kump

Prat B

30 mins on is pure gold. Dillon and Kump S tier episode.

Dane Escobar

I’ll join Rothschild if you learn to use punctuation, tough guy.

Richard James

Eating into the microphone is beyond boorish

BHRob

Half a cookie*

BHRob

I think if people are coming back for multiple viewings you could give those names to the FBI for further inquiry, nice way to help out the community

Patrick Carey

I will fly from Australia

Patrick Carey

I will join Rothschild if you unsubscribe loser

Patrick Carey

RAY IF YOU DON’T DO THIS I SWEAR TO GOD

You’re a pile of sticks .

Easy

Patrick Carey

I really hope Ray does something like this. A tv show, short movie

E-Money

Talking about 9/11 while Tim eats a cookie. What a time to be alive.

Prat B

54:30 lol remember how few years ago Tim was obsessed with the smiley face killer ? Good times

Bryan

Ma'am... This is a Wendy's

Patrick

“Smile You’re Dead “- An off Broadway one and a half man show

BlueWizard

I enjoy when he reminisces about his physical peak.. lol

BlueWizard

Ray deserves his debut in big leagues .

Guillermo Gutierrez

Reminds me of when Eric Adams said NYC is the best city because 9/11 could happen again at any moment.

Guillermo Gutierrez

End your life

Blender Bottle

Tim, go with Kump on JRE to promote “Smile, You’re Dead,” as the director and star of the show, premiering on Valentine’s Day

Evaun

we need Ray Kump on Rogan

Travis G

I'm still waiting for Ray's appearance on Rogan

Isaac Goff

I will make a 1000 miles road trip to see this

Brittany Chiesa

Lmfao because of the autopsies I had to sit in for a masters in forensic psychology as soon as Tim says “ smile your good side not the decomposed corpse from a car accident my mind said hey wait how long was the corpse on the side of the LIE for it to decompose ? Then I realized this actually would happen because I know if I hit a body on there I’d be like damn pot holes

Dane Escobar

Tim should pay us $5 a month if we’re going to be subjected to Kump.

kumpoxone101

The idea of a restaurant at the top of freedom tower with photos of the falling man, and other people jumping on fire is amazing. With reminders that your at the same spot in the sky as they were. That majestic af

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

Also, will be taking this word as advice, Timmy D. Thanks for that big push.

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

IN CHICAGO

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

Love the take from snuffaluffagus I don't remember his name.

CHRISTIANIZED AFTER DARK

I work as a coroner now, and I'm a death care worker and a deputy coroner. I use to be an EMT and was going to school to be an ICU nurse. Then covid hit.

Nick Mann

Among your best

Matt

Ya gotta do it Ray

Michael Ring

Talk to Ashton Forbes

Jeff

Ray would be stupid not to do this. Brilliant idea.

Bill Soller

Hi Tim 😊👋

Jeremy Goldman-MacFail

Is this fat fuck seriously munching on food during the podcast?

derrick

i woud love to see smile you're dead

Thanos

Exactly - when the podcast was shit. Ray left, it was good. Ben leaves, Tim has no one to pick on anymore so he brings Ray back to make fun of him and make him seem more funny since he has a loser to embarrass

Nikolaj Bigom

This is brilliant!

Miles Bronson

hearing tim giggle and smash those cookies in this gangbang with ray while i eat oreos is some cyber cookie gangbang shit thank you

Muffuletta

I can't stand to think that Ray isn't being adequately compensated

Drunk N. Monk

It’s the only reason there’s no vid to these eps cuz they already would be

Drunk N. Monk

But hopefully me first

Drunk N. Monk

I rewound to hear rays measurements& am trying tn

Drunk N. Monk

Hopefully ray gets a % of the Patreon& it’s a bit he’s poor. Never know w the gays tho, most selfish creature in gods kingdom.

Lykkai

Literally so much funnier when Tim is chewing while yelling “YOU HAVE AIDS”

Drunk N. Monk

yes sir

Drunk N. Monk

Tim’s hereditary mental illness is showing

Drunk N. Monk

You’re a pig, the only thing more repulsive than the sound of chewing is the cucks that enjoy it.

Victor Ramos

This is the most indepth ray has talked about the morgue

Fry guy

tim if I drive to shitty edmonton can I get a picture for cash

10000 Reasons

*Meanwhile Charlie’s literally turning his back to the camera as he’s breaking character*

Danihh

Stop chewing into the mic, pigs.

koochmcgooch

3rd time seeing you in Columbus. Can’t wait!

Hugh Janus

The fucking cookie chewing made me just clap like a goddamn seal from laughing this shit is too genuine

DentonVisual

Fat people will choke to death if they chew with their mouths closed. Don't be so insensitive - it's a condition. 🤷‍♂️

David Bosquet

Ray talking about alcoholic’s organs like his organs arent fighting for their lives as well

Jason Litman

Also our profit

Victor Ramos

Great pod. Raising Cane's was very underwhelming when I tried it in Vegas. Wendy's strips are better.

John Mahaffey

Serio

jhon

Dude I love ray so much. The moment he said “I’m glad you’re here because my first instinct is to pull a gun out” I lost my shit. Literally two bros just trying to make each other laugh, it’s the best.

Mark Ludwig

JRE-Kump is the best podcast that never happened

avani♡︎

Tim Dillion is our prophet, lol ✨

James

So fucking gross when they start eating cookies. Wtf. Chew with your mouth closed you fat fuck

SR

Don’t eat on the show, damn guys,

Kihileb

Fat pigs!

Wes

More food talk with ray and Tim

Aintshook

They all look alike!

John Bokun

You guys may possibly be the best duo podcasting. Thanks for the laughs and insight into this hellish landscape of America

Lindsay Clark

Look into the old world/ world fairs. We can't build like that anymore.

Chris Ruggiero

thank you sir

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Mmm seconds on slop so soon?! F*CK YEAH!

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

As wonderful as it is to get bonus episodes i don't look at Tim on his regular YT channel. Welcome!

Chris

My favorite part was listening to the sounds of them eating and breathing. Jesus Christ man, I had to ff a bit. Love them both but concerned 😬

Bryan

You two have boyfriends? How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar was to bang you? Get outta here! Get the hell out of here! Shoo away from me!

Michael

So glad Ray is on regularly. Will this continue? Does Tim live in NY now? I just want to have some expectations if I’m not hear the duo post this episode

bc

There needs to be at least one "news segment", probably live band (only responds to tim/producer's cue), he should be unenthusiastically snacking for most of the episode, shouting (threats), a couple guests, dog chained to a wall/furniture, meal delivery interruption(deli platter), easy wrap

bc

You absolutely must make at least one episode of this idea. I can't tell you how badly I want to see Ray do this. Just one youtube special episode. I'll go on birthright just to fundraise if need be. Let's talk.

wag1

make architecture great again

Marc

Ray let’s gooo

Jake Secrest

I’m new to Patreon. Been about 2 months and only did it for Tim. Is there no video anywhere? jw..

C

Thanks to my 2 dads:3 life in big cities am i right boys?

Thomas Carrigan

Bro who or what are you talking about

Thomas Carrigan

Kump was the literal original cohost for the first 125 episodes you dipshit

Syd Richardson

Classic 2019 ep. BRAVO

HummerEV96

Nice to see Ray.

Shayden

Ray the goat! Podcasting with mouthfuls of cookies is peak this show. Both of you disgust me, see you next week

Shayden

I’m absolutely disgusted, mostly in myself for finding these two fat fucks the most entertaining podcast on the internet

Castlebar

Tim just buy a nice Gold Coast home here on the island. Gilded Age 2.0

BlueWizard

❤️

BlueWizard

I am A proud patreon of KUMP. He’s awesome I bet he n Tim hooked up n have had wild stories we will never know so just imagine that instead. All greased up 🐖

BlueWizard

🤮

10000 Reasons

RAY IS A FIVE STAR MAN

M Rocha

Tim can’t possibly really think that Wynn frog is nice 🤣

Nelson

Ray kump doesn’t make me laugh out loud, but I always smile and nod my head in amusement and his jiggly voice spewing out commentary on modern culture, once in a while I get a good chuckle out of him. I’m a fan of ray.

Just Dan

Listening to these two pigs talk with their mouths full of food is disgusting AF... You fat fucks are animals! To the slaughter house with both of you hogs!

Quinn Newbern

Heavy breathing mixed with smacking while talking about time spent at the morgue is auditory bliss

Ned

This is the work of a true pig

Ned

Title really made the laugh already

Hayden

is there a new rothschilds

Gred Braden

That sucks so hard when they eat, god damn it was a great episode

Jeff

Drones? Was this recorded five years ago or something? That’s old news. We’re in the wildfire/trump ceasefire timeline now.

Jeff

Can’t believe he booked THE Ray Kump! The Kumpman himself! We love Ray, don’t we folks?

Candace fit

Hahaha love this. Makes me miss my best friend

Blender Bottle

DM Ben Avery for the link

Blizz 102

KING KUMP

Garrett Holmes

If Ray, at this point in his life, wasn’t trying to find the perfect ratio of salt to water to brine chicken, there would be a problem galactically

Lart Hefron

Tim the OG for continuing to work with ray no matter what……. Discovering your original show was one of the best times of my life 🫶🏻 🩵 This was fucking hilarious

Jack F

Ray’s comment about revisiting alchemy made me realize that crypto is essentially alchemy, we’re turning worthless bullshit into gold

Torin Newlands

Ray = 🐐

Dana Anderson

that was my favorite part

Dana Anderson

1:21:00 her vagina fell off

Dana Anderson

put it on the street Ray

Dana Anderson

if God exists this show will make it to off broadway

Silentk911.

If Patreon doesn’t get early access to tickets for Smile, your dead I’ll lose my mind

Greg G

LFG love ray

Andrew Smyth

Have the opening shot of Ray dressed as a wedding photographer then reveal that he's infact in a morgue.

Jay

Holy shit… 28:00 took me back to The Pizza Hut Buffet episode & suddenly I’m having severe PTSD again. The Pigs are having a Feast 🍽️ 🐷

J.J. Gittes

Ray sounds like an actual chicken when he talks. All that bockin'

A. Toad (Bawk)

Thank you for the bonus, Tim!!😁

Thanos

I wish…but with them there are no peaks, it just a lot round edges and rolls spilling over

B-Dawg

Kump and Tim OG. It’s peak fat man comedy combo

B-Dawg

Kump is 🐐

Roy

Kump! Kump! Kump! ✊️

Muffuletta

Post Kump on main you coward!

Sean-Riley Burns

I wish

Brittany Chiesa

Facts I have a masters in forensic psychology and I had to sit in a few autopsies. The reason I didn’t go for a job in that field was the fear of that morbid weighing of death but I think Now after hearing Ray I would have appreciated this life of corruption more maybe ?!

Brittany Chiesa

You know it ! It is what it is and smile your dead lmao

Sean-Riley Burns

How about loosing the ability to fly without be groped by the TSa

Wes Edwards

Is there a video version of the Patreon show ?

Jorge Contreras

Normalize Ray Kump as a cohost again!

Thomas Carrigan

All time great episode. Instant classic. Top 15

Michael Pelletier

I hope they circle back around to chicken brine

Joel ist

BeBe can blame future hamas tunnel cleaning on the UAP’s after we get the hostages back - right ?

Christian Moeller

I’m willing to finance at least some portion of “Smile, you’re dead”. It probably won’t be enough to get it off the ground but I’d like to wet my beak a little.

Josh Bartlett

The Cathedral has fallen

Josh Bartlett

Stay positive and enjoy the ride

Wesley Brookman

I like how the Patreon is essentially just vicariously living as Tim Dillon’s friend via Ray Kump lol

Josh Bartlett

Luigi will kill Diddy next

Cameron

Slut Truck!

EazyEm

I’d follow Kump’s smile you’re dead shows like he’s the Grateful Dead. Let’s goooo

Muffuletta

The agitation over the late chocolate chip cookies makes me doubt the Ozempig rumors

Mr. D

look up dave shaw story!

Jason Litman

Once the cookie asmr started I had to tap out

PePe The Pig

chief pig on his way to mukbang arc

Bryan

Double chunk chocolate cookie!!!! Now let's see ya lips clap

Bryan

Always doing the Lord's work

justDave

Ya give it guys like Steve and at least get you dik sucked

justDave

Some tatted up whore with a pitbull telling people to keep their lips together

Joakim Vindenes

"now when you have a handicapped kid you just put hin on youtube and make a show" -ray kump lmao

Brittany Chiesa

@tim I live in New York and I can honestly say the mental state of myself has maybe not been the best ever in my life but who is when your a 9/11 child . But I can tell you. I saw these stupid drones. People in my neighborhood actively try to shoot them down. All you hear is pop pop pop

Isaiah

This podcast is worth every penny.

Steve

“In Kump we trust”

Thomas Carrigan

I always drop what I’m doing to listen to Raymond and Timothy. Best duo out there. Where’s Johnny?

Steve

Should do a whole episode on Ray in the morgue

Jazz Kumpet

Time for some chicken and kumplings.

Christian Moeller

I sprint to the paytch whenever I see a Ray feature. I mean, I do regardless but like, extra fast when the Kump dawg is in the building

Michael

You are more annoying than the chomping happening in my ear as I type this

Jay

DentonVisual

Ray Kump give me my $800 I loaned you for percs. I've been asking for months. My house was burned down by a homeless man on Adderall. PAY ME MY MONEY FUCKO - or at least share some of the percs you pig 🤷‍♂️

Sean

Couple fatty boombatties eating double chocolate chunk cookies chewing into microphones for a living. This is America

Jenn

I can see drew and joy crying with fan merch on…this could be a twilight series for these wamen

Jenn

What about making a love story line? “Smile with amore-gue photographer”. Could be set in Italy…Of course not with a dead body, but rather a mortician or family member of said deceased.

RangoonSLUT

Tim you sound like you're eating out of a fucking trough. Get away from the mic when you wolf down a cookie in the middle of the episode.

Steve

Steve Wynn!!!!!! he designed many hotels

Steve

Take your country from these faggots

Thanos

The fakers are you fat sheep that “like” Ray because he’s Tim’s emotional support hippo. None of you are fans of Kump, I know this because I can see his Patreon numbers and they are lower than what he sees on the scale.

Steve

Secret Service looks like a gay pride parade not one person over 6 feet, just a bunch of punks

Steve

Cookkieee cookkieee

Candace fit

Fat piece of shit scarfing down a cookie. No one wants to hear your gay lips smacking together

Steve

The Secret Service, they are some of the softest men you’ve ever seen

Steve

Looks like the shit they do in Haiti. That’s how they were mounted. They look like they were ready to be attacked or something. Those guys are ready and they are pretty bitch made Secret Service is pretty pussy

Steve

Saw about 15 Secret Service agents, West Palm Beach, Florida at a pizza spot and there was only one principle they were protecting. Don’t know who it was, but, they look like they were ready for a war. All the secret service look like a bunch of punks, they look like the biggest pussies ever.

T K

As a licensed architect in DC I wanted to pull my hair out listening to this episode.

Gina

Tim you're right, architecture has been intentionally designed with panopticism in mind... it's about social control

B_n4sty

unsub, you faker

B_n4sty

The drones are flying/loitering over Limerick, PA every single night still. They fly in groups and are typically silent. They are very near our nuclear generating station. Unnerving to say the least.

Blender Bottle

Ray Kump is the salt that brings out the flavor in meat of this pod

Ryan

And yet you’re still here chump

BlueWizard

I actually love when Tim n Ray get excited about food. I’m still hoping for the ultimate Marriott breakfast buffet podcast!! In fact an r tire show set at Marriott breakfast buffet.. could b your version of a Vega residency as I’m sure Marriott owns most of Vegas so maybe even the Sphere!!

BlueWizard

I love when Ray brings up his ‘peak’. Honestly Ray should start the first comedy fitness podcast Could b silly n ridiculous at first but as Ray surpasses his previous peak imagine how inspiring it could be! He’d definitely get on rogan!!

Michael

Tim I say this with love if you eat on mic again I’m taking my money elsewhere

Thanos

I wish Tim would’ve left this gooch barnacle in 2024. Ray is offensive to the eyes and ears

Thanos

He’s also not funny at all

Thanos

he can’t it would break the weight limit of podcasting.

Barry-O

Anglo-Norman?

Mr. Green

Tim eating on the microphone while talking about yhe lack of opulence in american architecture is why I pay him.

General Consensus

This was quick actually. But Saturday better not over looked because he dropped an emergency fire Ep because his house burned down. Not good.

Samuel Thomas

Came here to say the same thing 🐷

Emerson Powell

Fuck real estate agents

Dalton Galloway

Kump needs to be co-host. 💯

Aintshook

It’s a ridiculous idea to say Notre Dame may have been built by slaves. Does Ray think slaves understood geometry to that level? Tradesmen with Ridiculous Skills built all that. Quit shitting on the wasps that built so much beauty.

Bryan Dobeck

This was the answer when asked about what he learned from the experience.... leave it to ray to see a body and think about food

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

The way salt brings out the flavour of the meat and funky fermented cadaver is basically Shakespeare level poetry, Move over Little Willy Shakespeare, Big Ray Kump-Wankstick is in town

bmp010

Thank Christ. I needed this

dehenry2

Pig used to say alien talk was the mark of complete dummies. Now Joe Rogan is ascendant so it's cool. It's still social contagion of the dim. You're killing your own brand dipshit. Clown the bald emperor or retire this is pathetic.