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Bonus #140 - Frère Jacques
🕑 Added 2022-03-28 07:18:59 +0000 UTCPutting this out early because we just recorded after watching the Oscars. This counts as Thursdays episode. Do not expect one coming Thursday. And no this isn't the new date we will drop episodes now. We are putting this out early for you. Again this is early, and is Thursday's episode. Go to timdilloncomedy.com for final dates of the tour.
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Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Hobbes was right.
Pickles Magee
It’s a god damn pillow fight!
Seth Hollinsworth
It's a god-damn knife fight
Astronaut
No one cares you fucking loser
Davy Jones Locker
You are right human birth is one of the most violent acts of nature. To live is to kill
BlazRa
I really hate it when people say dumb shit like "I don't like violence" that is so fucking dumb Violence is required for all aspects of Life literally all the food you eat is a product of violence even the goddamn plants the plants themselves are alive and they have to kill all the rats and fucking other animals that want to eat your fucking plants! This God damn nation that we enjoy is a product of violence ! everything is a fight ! Even if you don't perceive it as this.
BlazRa
Call a room full of black jurors the No-No word and see how impartial they are
BlazRa
There's no such thing as right and left that's a big problem with our country we divide things into political parties which reduces people into moronic fans cheering for a fucking team when they're actually voting on important shit
BlazRa
This one sucked
I heard there is a gold rush in California, should I go there instead?
Davy Jones Locker
This country was founded by the sins of the right hand and will be eaten from the inside out by the sins of the left
Davy Jones Locker
Damn that was the best intro ever
I live in Charlottesville, why you gotta give me hope thinking you’d come here 😂
Ben
Dont
John
Your timing and career choice could not get any worse. Literally do the opposite of that if you want to eat
Low level half hearted psyop. Like Handy Sook? 😳
Jenn
Be yourself
Trump420
Hi Tim, im moving to NYC to become a comic, any tips?
Jenn
🍀🙏🎧
Jacob
Time to switch comment sections Jenny!!! Woooooo
Jenn
Benny?…
Jenn
I’m a relatively happy go lucky person but I don’t see the episode dropping today as it’s already 2:30 EST.
