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Bonus #178 - Incest Island

🕑 Added 2022-12-16 01:37:54 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Everyone is on Ozempic now.

Disco Cowgirl

This is the funniest podcast episode in the history of all podcasts

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The people here don't have secretaries, they have handlers.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

We are legion.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'll let 'at sleep' go because of the accurate description of interracial dating in Germany.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Copypaste comment. But at least you're not spamming your shitty podcast.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I always liked retarded Dana.

barnac

tim dillons patreon is probly full of search words putting us on databases

Total Home Grown

Don’t you think the kids and the mothers would have some level of conversation beforehand? Like “hey mom just checking in I’m going to Mexico for a month.” Mom: “what a coincidence I’m going to Mexico for a month…”

Ando

Try it again. It's fucking hilarious

Ando

Well put

Ando

It's waaaayyyyy fucking better you cuck bitches. Not quite as good as the archives or porch era Tim but it eclipses the shit out of the current fame whore checked out Tim

Ando

Because you have dementia faggot

Ando

Or because it's worth every penny, gayboy

Pleasureman69000

Just take the drugs... take the druuuugggssss.

Contrarian Person of Agency

Your friend advocates for chronic hypertension rather than obtaining a healthy body weight? Odd

LumberDaddy69

Is Owen still around

B_n4sty

yeah he’s got that cocky barstool shithead fratboy attitude towards everything, you can tell his IQ isn’t breaking any boundaries, either

TheUnit

How'd you know

B_n4sty

BIG FACTS

B_n4sty

it’s really not at all better, no matter how much you wish

B_n4sty

Tim get rid of this waste of a producer and find someone you enjoy being around like Ben. The pain and discomfort on your face is palpable.

B_n4sty

if you’re a fat incel

B_n4sty

it’s gay and boring

B_n4sty

…and it’s boring as usual. what are they even trying to achieve with that cuckfest?

Xaniel Diognosus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjgxaCM59LA

Matthew

Tim is gay???

RetiredAccount

The new lemon party is out already

Dim Tillon

Knock it off

Perry

Who else is watching the dawgs drama over in MSSP sub?

RetiredAccount

Where’s the new episode ?

Christian Glen

If we don't get our episode soon, I will subscribe to LemonParty out of spite.

Lilith

Not true. Any giggling will do for me.

Ilija Vasić

How much do i have to defend u in the comments for u to stop treating us like some dorks u sell drugs to?

Malnu

My ten year old diabetic son walked in at the beginning of the diabetes rant and laughed his ass off. His pancreas may be trash, but at least his funny bone still works.

daniella vale

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. Go do a 3 month juice cleanse at Hacienda del Sol in Costa Rica. ✌🏼

James Messenger

Please don’t have some dude talk, laughing, ok fine. Off mic. But talking is too much. Don’t push us tim. We own you

J

king pig is back!!

Zachary Gardner

Bring Ben back

Turtlez13

2 more days, pig

I Am Patrick Stewart’s Illegitimate Love Child

Where’s my new episode, pig?

Simon Gaudet

I have never been sold a show to that level

Christian Glen

LemonParty now has 2,470 Patrons / $13,000 a Month

Jordan Daoust

I dunno man, he was kinda bringin the show down…

Alex Mac Donald

Bruhh you gettin' this idea Ben was KICKED OFF? He left to go do his own podcast

Jordan Daoust

Tried out an episode of bens show. It’s kinda dumb, kinda funny. Jace carries it, I don’t think Ben and devin could make a show work themselves, voices are too whiny. Also seems like there’s some bitterness from being kicked off Tim’s show, ben made a few jokes that seemed more angry than in good nature. Funny podcasts peaked with this show, time to overload on Lex and Huberman.

Jacob Carver

im not a wealthy man i cant afford 5 dollars a month for this shit youre becoming everything you hated #freeben

TheUnit

Pretty funny that Ben's show is better

Wenzeslau II

I thought I was the only one lol

Clinton Body Count

No its not you lunatic

Clinton Body Count

Go to god

Penelope Thiele

Listen tim, no one wants to hear any other person giggle on your fuckin podcast other than ben. Mute the mic

Quinn Newbern

The heavy breathing and burping really solidified the experience of the pig pen

AMendz

Greetings to Tim and the fam from the Dominican Republic. (Yes, Tim has dominican fans. For real)

DHexus23D

You?

DHexus23D

Apple podcast.

Christian Glen

Woof

Noah Gregory

Regular ep not working Tim finally getting too close for comfort FROM PEDOPHILE ELITES BUT FREE R KELLY

Nate Kidwell

Is it because he said the cia killed Kennedy or because he called the dog a dog (woof)?

Sema

I got 8 min in and now it won’t play at all. What platform do you use?

Nate Kidwell

Tim Dillon didnt suicide his SBF podcast himself. Pass it on.

DHexus23D

Regular episode is broken. Not available. What the heck

Lewis williams

Spoke to ben today and he was fired. Shit really, as he had a great impact on the show

Lewis williams

Spoke to ben also and he said this

Christian Glen

And she must have an extremely clean car

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

Where is the SPOTIFY upload? New producer boy is slacking hard. Fire immediately.

B_n4sty

Tim is doing season 12 of Curb, spread the word people

Samuel Chambers

Don’t fuck your mom over the holiday everyone!!!

Matthew DiFilippo

I love it when you call me a Whore🥰🤑😇

RetiredAccount

Ben - please listen to the first 5 mins of the new YouTube Tim Dillon (about SBF) and record yourself giggling. For old times sale.

S M

Tim let that fat blonde lady you interviewed be the producer this barstool kid sucks and gives off a very “I’m poor but my dads rich” vibe

Jorge Espinha

That episode was great

Timotej Horvat

Go and look up a stewadess in below deck s10, she looks EXACTLY like Whitney Cummings, but a bit heavier and British. Great episode Tim!

Ishmael

Tim needs a 24 year old good humored fat girl, preferably someone in rehab, to abuse as his producer

Bernard Pitsch

Happy holidays

Tyler

I would, but your name is too scary

Liam Sheridan

Great ep

xPureViolenceUFC

Sooo I was talking a bit of shite on Twitter to Ben for leaving the best podcast out anddd he DMs me saying he was fired (don't believe me, dm xPureViolence on twitter I'll send a screenshot)... CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE LOVELY LAD WAS FIRED PIG????

Ci M

unsubscribed

Matt Smyth

Lemon party is ass. But this producer is too. Get an old man now some dude you want to bang.

Sean Coughlin

ur worse than tim and his gay new prod

Sean Coughlin

lemon party is better... you fucked up.

ThexNeo

Your new producer fucking sucks.

Tyler

The descriptions for these new episodes are just downright disrespectful. Ben was a nice boy, this new guy not so much. I'm going to kick this guy in the ass

Katy Goerss

Thank you for no guests.

Comet Pizza

I’m a idiot lol

B_n4sty

i’m also rubbed the wrong way by this “slop for you pigs” remark twice in a row. impress us with quality audio and timely releases

B_n4sty

agreed

Nathan Pitek

No lie, I saw this ad, knew Tim would talk about it and had to sub to the Patreon. Get your poke bowl Tim, slim er down a lil

Bubba's Broadside

How do I get on Milf manor? Got the tip from Big Jay Masters that every porn search should start with Milf Big Tits then your genre. Sage advice

Dawn Junior

Jeff I thought you were going to say it made you want to consider $&@?ing your mom! lol! 😉

Harrison Childress

The ending rant about how mechanical sex has become in our culture was spot on.

Dawn Junior

LMFAO

Lilith

Alex Jones

J W

Tim you are one of the funniest mfs around

Nate Quirk

Listened to every episode. First description I've ever read because of your comment. Stfu and eat your slop.

Comet Pizza

AJ?

Jon Udell

I like the way you are thinking

Blender Bottle

All I want for Christmas is another AJ / Tim Dillon JRE episode

Jeffrey

That’s sad Honestly

xPureViolenceUFC

Tim and Ben unfollowed eachother on Twitter, wow this isn't just a bit

Jenn

Discipline, consistency and ozempic is all it takes…(and hundreds of millions worth of wire fraud) to be successful. Not that hard people!

Mimi Lafrance

I’ve been listening to Tim for at least 4 years and I just realized today he sounds EXACTLY like Jonah Hill. Maybe cause I watched Hill’s Netflix Doc last night my brain connected. 🙃

Jeff

Listening to the milf manor trailer made me want to put a shotgun in my mouth.

Nick Bryant

Make Ray the producer

ud

yeah and you're going to get right on my dick with this type of message David

Donnie Dorito

Audio quality has been shit with new producer. He doesn’t name files right. His episode descriptions lean into lame Reddit memes too much.

David Richards

Yea hes going to get right on it with this type of message

Jack Burns

So glad I had my earphones in

Reese Proulx

This is most cringe episode description I’ve ever read - tell the new producer to stop trying so hard.

ud

ALSO TELL UR CUNT OF AN AGENT TO ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAIL I WANT TO DESIGN MERCH PIG

ud

IM THE BIGGEST BIRD IM THE BIGGEST BIRD!

Ilija Vasić

I dont. He really doesnt make that big of a difference. Stop paying.

Draven Cruz

Glowing green 😂💀

Spago

I miss Ben

Anon.Death

Been listening to this pod for years and I can't seem to remember who this "Ben" was.

Steve

Lol I thought I was the only one

Michael Hilson

Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers!!!!!!!

anon

You know, now would be a good time to get ray back on the podcast as a permanent fixture.

PammyCakes

Fuck the poor people get that skinny shot pig!

loser forever

mmm mm m mm good slop thanks piglet

norm summerton

oink oink mother fuckers

Bill Gunnett

I saw the trailer for Milf Manor and I’m going out on a limb and say some of these broads have been married multiple times. I’m hoping for step-sons, I’m thinking TLC is researching on Pornhub. PAWG Island is inevitable!

KermitThePawg

Great episode

Kippy Epstein.

I'm ready to die for donbas..... as long as I have the pig in my ear. I'll be safe.

Josh Saez

The audio is def not high quality. 😅

Busch Hawg

They just like to whine. If they wanted Ben so bad they'd just go listen to his podcast.

Mean Mike

For all you people still whining about Ben. For an extra $5 a month, I will edit his faggy little laugh into each episode for you.

Jorge Espinha

Great podcast. No one has yet criticized the audio, this means the Audio Anal dickheads are still at sleep , at work or being gang raped by Somali exchange students. Be best everyone!

Jorge Espinha

Get your secretary to hear it first and translate it to “simple English” you are obviously a man of wealth and means . Be Best.

Dawn Junior

In my experience, they're more purple, not brown.

Karl Hungus

Your wrong. Gary v and Gary Poulter.

Karl Hungus

My neurolink chip is gonna tell people I want to fuck them..in Tim's voice.

Blender Bottle

Poke Kump with Ozempic

Jim

One of the best solo podcast episodes ever. I don’t know how the fucken dude does it. The best on the planet! Always had Joey Diaz as the best solo podcast but Tim took it over. Wow

EMPRESS KAY

I miss Ben’s laugh for some strange reason

HoboDonkey

Pancreatitis bro, don't use Ozempic.

Peter Mountjoy

In stiches 😂

Brendan

Bring on Whitney Webb fag

Carson Tank

Thanks piglet

Andrew Stadterman

Jesus christ the insights on this are deep

Peter Mountjoy

5 minutes in Fucken hilarious.

VanGina69

Tim’s back but the copy read for this is episode sucks trans-Florida swamp ass

Graham Robbins

Who gives af

Renee Reed

Love u Tim!

Disgraced Businessman

I think it was Gary Fong. Still two Gary's.

Kyle Gibson

Thanks Kum King Kong

Matt

Oink oink

Bobbie Roberts

He's back!!

Disgraced Businessman

Stop being a baby. They both suck.

Jake Yusko

The fucking Pig King is BACK baby!!!

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

it would be more realistic

Carson Tank

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Gary Wang sell Ray a course on selling photos back when he was a photographer? This episode can be found in the achieves called “a tale of two Gary’s”

Dan Profio

If you don't like the new show you gotta cancel, and come back if/when the show gets back on track. Then you can re-binge the good shows just like you did when you subscribed in the first place.

Leah

I'm on ozempic now for weightloss, I feel like shit and can't shit. It causes crazy nausea and you get dehydrated. I lost 20lbs in a month and a half but wasn't eating much, had to go to the hospital once. I'm taking a break from it and I wasn't told there was a risk to do that. My dad and sister are diabetic, they don't care I'm taking this. There isn't a shortage, they just want an excuse to raise the price.

Matt from Hidden Machine

Audio quality is much better this time around, I appreciate it!

Susan Sarandon

Nord Incest

Susan Sarandon

Seriously

Susan Sarandon

Nord dvds

Susan Sarandon

French made

Susan Sarandon

Check Nord DVDs

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Being retarded somewhere doing retarded things

Eamonn Sullivan

Tim and his mother would be great contestants on MILF island.

Free Hat

MILF Island from 30 Rock anyone?

Swan

On fire

H M Rothschild-Medici

Lookie here. Maybe this isn't a black hole. Perhaps New Ben is reading the comments. Started out correct with pigs but then lost me at the end with whores. B for effort C- for execution.

Anthony

Money well earned! I was getting ready to unsubscribe.

Johnny Malloy

It's a lot of bravado for someone still figuring out the audio.

Johnny Malloy

"Deborah, you've kept it tight. Debra, we no longer want to hit that." - MILF Island. 30 Rock was a very funny show.

Jim Stancil

I’M A PIG

Love Jokes

What do you think would happen if instead of old women and their sons, it was old men and their young hot daughters? I bet that would go over well.

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

The new producer boy needs to go. Audio has been consistently terrible - reverb hall school gymnasium, multiple super quiet video replays, crazy loud video replay last episode, some cuts and edits are jarring (ad read cuts, endings, etc). Getting these things right is elementary school audio production. That, and the episode descriptions are corny, and his wannabe-Ben giggle is contrived and annoying. Go listen to 2015-2020/early2021 Tim and tell me I'm wrong. We all know Tim has more than enough money to hire a real producer who gives more than 2 shits.

Mr. Bob Dobalina

"Here's some slop"??!! You have no right to make that claim new producer. Fuck you and your entitlement

Matt

On Matt and Shane’s

Blender Bottle

New Ben is way too comfortable with these descriptions. Tim needs to put him under the old Ben regiment

Pj

47 minutes?

GhostofCadia

Where the Fuck is out bonus weekly Rothschild episode?

Johnny Malloy

I don't care for the way I'm being spoken to, new guy.

Evan

Where is Billy and Spud?

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

Now this is a wholesome Christmas story

Josh Bartlett

30 Rock episode from ten years ago had a joke show called 'milf island'. When fiction becomes fact we need to ask if we are living in a simulation

thegaypowerranger

Can't wait for this new fag to get fired too

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

Corny AF. So contrived (aka forced, for you smart ones out there). Last week we were "lizards" or something my grandma would say. Tim needs to write his own descriptions.

Ray Trump

Barstool pig! Don’t call me a pig until you get the audio and thumbnail to the standard we are used to.

WhitneysTits

Love you Timmy 😘

jonathon

good to hear from our favorite long island mortgage broker

Susan Sarandon

#facts

Susan Sarandon

Same guy who’s daughter worked for the firm that got Kevin Spacey off

xPureViolenceUFC

Fuck you Ben

Susan Sarandon

American regeneron

Susan Sarandon

For the elderly

Susan Sarandon

That’s on Lilly pharmaceuticals

xPureViolenceUFC

Who's writing these descriptions? Well done, you skunk

Susan Sarandon

The next one will be for Dementia mate

Axeking

Mmmmm sloppp

Axeking

Good new Bruce! Ur learning!

Dick Olson III

Tim is the older brother we all do Not deserve .....

Jason

This show started declining the same time the youtube and patreon comment sections stopped being anything remotely relevant and turned into people posting spam about slop and pigs and other tag lines. Why is the new producer giving such corny descriptions for the episodes?

Dick Olson III

Eat you fat pigs....

waterydunehair

ngl had me at slop

Nick Mann

Oink fuckin' oink!

Conner Mills

Description is dumb. I've subbed to Tim since the patreon started but this is just made me unsub. This show gave me so much, I truly miss it.

Matthew Visger

WE WANT BEN BACK!! FUCK NEW BEN!

Wanna make Crisy my missy and do Chicone pronebone

was there a tom segura clip on tims story or am i dreaming i swear i saw there was going to be an episode with him.Maybe I'm just retarded.

Kyle Crosby

This and Louisiana Dread are the 2 best Patreon pages by far!!

Curtis Varble

Thanks cum pig

Livvyy

Milf island was literally a sketch in 30 rock years ago lmao

Blakely

Bout damn time Pig

Tyler

Hey new laugh track, you’re not Tim, don’t try to be funny by insulting listeners. Just focus on figuring out how to make the audio not sound like shit every other episode. Thanks, chief.