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Bonus #191 - None Of It's Anything

🕑 Added 2023-03-21 08:51:20 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Cocaine Bear is funny.

adam gardener

Fuck you stupid faggot

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Enough hysterical bs

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

She grew dick fingers because she misses the penis they lopped off at birth.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The Fucking CIA is the correct way to refer to those Kennedy killers.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The title says it all.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Man did that become an unfortunate name.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

They're pretty fucking epic. Of course the media paints it as some kind of racial dispute.

Str8 World LLC

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

Carter Vansickle

Boring

wrong episode...but i agree. lol

Mark Maguire

damn relax Lex Luther

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

A full on raging relapse episode is worth a special tip. Hell, I'd drop a 20 for that!

Nick Arkesteyn

But had anyone ever even smiled let alone laughed at anything papa has ever said? He is so fucking lame. I got 4 minutes into this episode and had to turn it off

Nick Arkesteyn

I don't mean to be a dick...

herbius derbius

Where’s my slop

Jordan Haddad

Where’s the episode shithead

Cameron Anderson

What podcast did Bert say that on? I’m not surprised just haven’t heard that yet! That’s rad.

Kevin Stagitis

Dropped by to see if anyone helped Luis w/ rent yet 🧐

Michael Hudson

Isn’t slop drop off Mondays?

CrowFlyLow

i thought podcasts would be over soon but still every movie and tv show sucks. please drop episode

Jordan Haddad

Where is it?

Luis Rodriguez

☹️

Luis Rodriguez

Please help tim. My rent is due on the 1st and I got fucked over helping some dude who never paid me this month.

John Nolan

Listen Tim. Invest in SVB. Buy the dip. Fuck Bitcoin, invest in cancer research. Wanna hangout?

Gerico Johnson

I want Tim to win an Oscar so bad now lol

Michael Hilson

Tim’s at his best when he’s upset, flustered, wronged, etc. As listeners we needa ensure the Pig gets fucked with every single day to ensure he’s performing at peak Pig 🐽

pickedKnows

i hope Bret Kreischer wasn't lying when he said he put Tim and Tony Hinchcliffe in front of Legendary execs to make good movies

Igor Savenkov

Bring back the energy and vibe of what bill and hill’s last kill was. because I never stop thinking about tomorrow

Callum Mckinnon

I love pig

Callum Mckinnon

Piggy spends my money

TimAteBen

What is this shit pig

Handsome twink

Hey Tim/ team. I understand that I’m a worthless pig but fuck the content gotten really stale. Feed the fatty cocaine or alcohol to get him going again. It’s what we the people deserve!

Carolyn

Driving around Raleigh feeling sad. Gotta work at my shitty job on Wednesday. Huge fan, going to try and find ya on tour some other time.

Justin

When do the episodes come out?

Alex Castle

Hey, Tim. Had tickets for your show in Raleigh in February that got cancelled and then missed the rescheduled show tonight because your flight got cancelled. Won’t be able to make the show on Wednesday and had to eat the hotel cost for tonight. Sad we had to miss you, but still plan on seeing you in Charleston in May. Hope it works out this time, can’t wait to see you live.

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Just lie to them, that's what I always do and it always works out.

Michael Wilkins

The abuse is back… love it

z17seattle

Does Tim know about the French riots going on right now because macron raised the retirement age?

10000 Reasons

I think that would legit be funny. Should be a straight to YouTube extended skit

StiffBizkit

Really hope you never read these comments, Tim lol

Matt Ruiz

Who else agrees Tim needs to make a nutty professor like movie where he plays the entire McCain family, including Meghan? Let’s get this film made!

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

🍋 🎉

Sharid Shaughnessy

what for ?

TC

yo mama sucks

You’re a pile of sticks .

Tell me how you really feel. And also who hurt you ? Asking for a friend. It wasn’t African rose was it?

liz

Tim can you please touch on the Mark Harley / Brendan Shaub situation?!

dgitaylor45

John Mayer? FFS. I've never been one of these goddamned bleeding hearts out to bring back Ben, but damn, dude. A John Mayer fan? This guy is a huge pussy. Second look at Ben? Or maybe just hire a switchyard hobo. At least he can roast cats over a barrel, like a man, and won't be playing Mayer songs all the time.

Kevin Stagitis

Well said

Kevin Stagitis

What’s your problem man

Handsome twink

Late again, fatty!

Emerson Powell

I really like how you mentioned knights Templar in this episode. Keep up the good work. I wouldn’t want to meet John Mayer. I’m gonna make up stories about how I met Tim Dillon.

Total Home Grown

I bought my tickets for Chicago theatre and then realized that’s the weekend of a bachelor party. Sadly had to pass on my tickets to my brother, but I will definitely be at the next Chicago show. Just hate I’m probably going to miss the roast of Lori who was partially responsible for my father doing federal time. 😩

nicehatmrdog

nah it was good bro

My best blowjob was from a Muzzy

Hey Tim how do I apply to be your computer guy and w.e else that job entails? I have zero experience but I think I could do a great job. I'll also take 1/4 of what you pay the new dude lol hmu if any openings come. Plus I have an incredible life story full of comedic bliss. I'm sure others have had more interesting lives but aside how it's been going recently. Side note- you should have a full episode of you interrogating say 5-10 contestants/volunteers and judging them harshly. Then whichever person you like the most, you keep talking to for the episode. Also, if they get too plain, bland, or boring you can red button them into a tub of water idk. I think it would make for hilarious content.

Gene

100% agree about that Everything whatever movie. Saw a couple of clips on youtube. At best shoulda been a schlocky fun throw away watch movie that you forget about in one day but falls short of even that. Incredible that it was considered Oscar material.

Dr. Juice

Great ep. Please bring back Ray

Jeremy

Alex jones called for least to cover his own ass. The riots were just starting and he knew it was too late and he got what he wanted. Timelines baby

Daniel Olivares

So you’re telling me you enjoyed cocaine bear?

David Eric Ricketts

Our pig will go down as one of the great orators.

skyler Martini

terrible movie

Anne

This episode made me cackle

a.wienhoffer

Cocaine Bear is just Illuminati symbolism for the impending market crash. Alex Jones is my uncle so I know these things.

Yakutia

Tim come to the Tampa theatre! I know your sober ass appreciates the art. Anyway, your a demon and Hasbullah is an angel. I’m being literal here, he comes from a nation that worships God, and your faggot ass comes from a nation that worships Satan.

Jacob

This makes me happy.

Hahaha jabooey

If anyone at Patreon is reading this, your mobile app is the worst piece of software ever created and it’s not close. I was given an option to provide feedback and I sat at a loading screen for 5 minutes before giving up. And why is there no search bar for certain episodes? I mean what the fuck is going on?? I have literally hundreds of unplayed episodes but when I sort by unplayed I get zero results. I’m posting this here because the feedback prompt led me to an infinite loading screen, and I’m hoping maybe these fucktards read the comments on one of their biggest shows. DO BETTTTTERRRR.

YanniCyclops n ChrissyChaos my Ahole is 4 DA TABLE

I remember that one time I met Tim. It was super cool. He’s actually a very genuine down to earth kinda guy. I told him this joke I made up and he was literally laughing his ass off. He liked the joke so much he bought it from me for 10k bc he’s really rich. Until we meet again Tim

Sean Dodson

I thought cocaine bear would be a movie about Joey Diaz

Steven J Blea

Maybe I should get a job at a steakhouse near the airport. Then I’ll finally have a chance

Steven J Blea

I liked it. If I ever meet the pig I’m gonna lie to him.

Devin Trim

You should talk about sologamy, Tim. In episode 91 you talked about marrying yourself: turns out you actually can. Great show, and thanks

G-Sleazy

Tim, your sketches suck

Peter Mountjoy

I met Tim when he came to Australia last year he was genuinely a nice friendly guy so sometimes meeting famous people is not a let down.

Paul Van Natten

I’ll you be doing an interview with Bert? Live you both

T O

Tim, you’re not being a snob, you’re just getting older….

Fry guy

Can I have free Rothschild if I suck your dick

Robert Lawrence Still

"He's Grouchy"???? Have u just met this guy!!!!! Tim is the Greatest RAnter,maybe ever!! its who he is!!!!!!!!!!!!! and was!!!!!!!

jake

If my cancer diagnosis is positive can you come ruin my sisters birthday party for my make a wish

jake

You should have kept your mouth shut

Thomas Leitke

I met Tim Dillon at the Casa del Mar in Ocean Park. He stole my USBC charger from the lobby and when I threatened to blast him on social he came to my house with a revolver and shot my dog. My ring caught it all and he knew it because looked right into the camera and whispered “you should have kept your mouth shut”

Emilia Tessaro

Tim we know u auditioned for the part of the bear and didnt get it- its all good

Chris Iacono

Tim needs another unattainable twink like Ben to balance him out-- he's grouchy mcgrouchers and not in a fun way

Queefs galore

You are an animal

Tony Casal

i met tim once, he tried to grab my ass. super crazy man.

Michael Polites

Cocaine Bear was hilarious. Tim is disconnected and needs to do drugs again.

Hahaha jabooey

He did her pod once. It’s out there.

Ash

GOAT. TIM you’re the person I want to meet. If GRNDR is dry in Chicago on June 9th come hang with me instead 💘

Jonathan

Wtf was everything everywhere even about

Pleasureman69000

Don't worry, all the celebrities you want to meet really want to meet you too. They will ask you about your day because they care.

Daniel James

Ah dam! Thought the episode was finally here but then the next word Tim said was "Bear" so I knew it wasn't today...

Pleasureman69000

McGregor trying to bang ida. Nice. I would too.

donny Walberg

Seriously fucknthose Oscar's and all those damn fools in Hollywood

Dick Olson III

I'm glad I'm not in the Rothschild tier anymore getting ripped off always promised an episode fat pig is behind seven episodes.... .

Hahaha jabooey

You’re hitting on everything here with the womanly emotionalism CRINGE-CIETY

Hahaha jabooey

I’m dying the whole way through 💀 this Patreon is worth $500 up front

donny Walberg

Everything everywhere blah bla definitely sucked

Lydon Manning

i feel the same way about you that blue face feels about hasbula

Lydon Manning

this is good stuff, finally. keep him talking periodically to get things to riff on

Jim

Is it “the” CIA or just CIA???

Jim

That last part was fucken wild! Lol Meeting your heroes

Dawit Zelleke

12:46 Tim cracked the code

defo

you exhibit remarkable modesty and decorum

Arthur Johnson

Wow how grateful

Jackson

Very shitty takes on this episode

Brian

Where Rothschild

H M Rothschild-Medici

Glad to hear another week of Hunter/tyler/kyle/new ben doing the absolute bare minimum for the sound quality. Not bad enough to turn it off but not good enough to not complain.

M

I couldn’t even finish everything everywhere all at once. I’d say it’s more than little annoying

You’re a pile of sticks .

We needed this . Thanks king pig

Nana. B

How you get so wise. I am exhausted by the American naïveté and yet hopeful for us. We are surprisingly sensitive. . .my hope there is enough of us to reset the path.

tyler palmerino

Solid episode

Wagner Family

Come to Houston!

Soursd

Just came too comment tht lmao

Soursd

Lmao tim givin the new guy the biz is hilarious lmao

Nick G

Too many signals make people lose their minds

Love Jokes

Glad you're back to (almost) shitting on your producer, Tim!

M

Jamie lee Curtis is so annoying. So pompous

Devin

If Hillary Clinton won an Oscar it would sound exactly like that bitch

Al Pacifico

Knew the friend and gf Conor McGregor tried to fuck was Ida and Devan. Went on Devan's twitter and saw a pic of Devan with McGregor, while McGregor has a hard on. Devan saying he had to pretend Ida was his sister 😂.

Muhammad married a 6 year old

Where are all these sketches that Tim has done that he is always babling about?

J

And a bondage teddy

Christie Macdonald

This producer liked "EEAAO" more than "Banshees" that explains so much about how he has no idea what to laugh at LOL

Ghislaine Maxwell

I thought I wanted to meet Tim, but after listening to this episode I realized I just wanted to do it so I could tell the friends that I don't have. Life in the big city.

J.Fine

It's a kosher deli in Brooklyn.

J.Fine

Not if you're a 15 year old girl.

Morgan

New movie idea: Cocaine Pig, a pig works at a mortgage office cold calling slobs while railing lines off the desk (that he hides from others with his keyboard) and eating a McTriple

Blake Diedrich

Ghislaine Maxwell would be one hell of a person to meet

DentonVisual

There’s a good chance you aren’t smart and didn’t pick up on the humor. It was a great movie. But, hey, maybe all of us are wrong

DentonVisual

I thought cocaine bear was the name of Joe Rogan’s new special at the comedy mothership

Monica B

I like this one.

Mike Jones

Thanks for coming to Palm Beach 🫠

Ani

You don’t deserve a proper sign off, pig.

Wesley Tilley

The Banshees of whatever the fuck was the most boring movie I’ve ever seen in my life!!!!! Nobody cares!!!!! Everything Everywhere All At Once is better than your top 5!!!!

fart my dick if youre a toot

Why do the pods keep ending mid sentence?

Jonathan Crosswhite

Get Hasbulla an entire wardrobe of Balenciaga. I bet he doesn’t have that.

Sponge

So hezbollah is a man? I thought it was the group in Palestine / Israel

Jonasz Łaba

Hey Tim! I’ve seen your show, it’s very funny! You are the person I would like to meet at some point and I hope it will be a disaster and disgusting meeting I’ll remember forever.

Kristopher Germo

Terrorist organization

Sponge

A ben avery type person ?

Sponge

Who or what is hezbollah ?

Marco Gandara

Terrible takes

J

With decorum

Paul Mcloughlin

Everybody knew the capitol police let the qanon shaman in. Republicans and Fox News told their audience it wasn’t true then brought it back up like it’s news.

Jake

Anyone have the Rothschild second part of the Alex jones?

Manly Girly Studios

Looking forward to the show Friday in NC!

Johnny Malloy

"That's my two cents, that you pay me for." Not after this billing cycle, buddy boy.

Jorge Espinha

A radical thought experience. I would add people that praise Rianna , Byonce or Katy Perry for anything other than their bodies.

Jorge Espinha

Fried potatoes and croquettes don't count as good food. But the city is lovely

Jorge Espinha

A good one. He's in good form. If only he had someone proper to bounce his ideas. A Jared Harvin type of person...

Tate Cozza

I hope Tim is in Thanksgiving

Michael

13 mins in & he’s crushing this. Ain’t listened for like 6 months. This rant sounds like the shit from the porch. Is he back, has been crushing it post Ben?

Dick Olson III

Eat the slop pigs.

Emily Jefferson

Come to Amsterdam. There's no good food and the weather sucks but come.

conor fennell

Cocaine Pig vs Cocaine Bear

J

Rise & Shine

Alex Brown

I'm not saying we could actually do this, but hypothetically and as a thought expirement, if you posted up outside a theater with people coming out from seeing "Cocaine Bear" and you asked them if they liked it and they responded positively (like "yeah, I really liked that as an experience) and you just shot and killed them, society would be better off. I mean, that's more generous than what i would prefer, where you just gas the whole theater and anyone who would bother to see it, lacking the foresight to know what a piece of shit it is, but then Tim would die.