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Bonus #193 - Chobani Influencer

🕑 Added 2023-04-06 06:10:17 +0000 UTC

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Guillermo Gutierrez

Ray needs to go on Joe Rogan

Guillermo Gutierrez

looks female enough, would.

HummerEV96

Chobani needs to hire Ray as their spokesperson.

G Muns

Ray just isn’t funny

G Muns

I’m an out gay guy for 13-14 years I’ve never seen anything like this in my life 😂😂😂

Ron

Absolutely. There no reason to take kids to drag shows. We can’t sit here and pretend those guys dressing up as extremely sexualized women isn’t some weird kink. So if you willingly take your kids to see them “perform” you’re no better than those pedophiles

adam gardener

Calling Dylan Mulvane "she" is disgusting. "He" has become "it" and fuck you if you don't like that.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Sounds like gargling to me. Like they're reverting back to an undifferentiated mass of stem cells.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Probably right when the news cycle moves on.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I guess you could look at krill as bugs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Don't distract the great Adam Egret from his true calling-hunting down old Nazis and eating their assholes.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bort represents everything wrong with modern comedy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

^troof

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He is the epitome of inherited success. A comedian for people that think Dane Cook is too highbrow.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He's at least two mindless boobs.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Stavros is gay and annoying, but he doesn't deserve to be in the same paragraph as Bort.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bort Chrysler is fucking intolerable. Fucking Moldbug made me laugh more, and he doesn't claim to be a comedian.

John Toal

Just tootin’ round town

Hugh Jass

Norm's voice...why must you continue to swear?

Cullen

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

We need to protect ourselves from "Karen Drag" which is a bunch of naughty drag queens shushing kids in a library to be quiet.

Karen

I live Oakland San Fran area and am a Mom. I don’t care what people do but we HAVE to protect kids! Concerned about drag with kids. Thanks for your podcast today.

Str8 World LLC

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

Christian Glen

Please consider supporting this 6 year old girl who was shot by her neighbor for the crime of a ball accidently rolling in his yard. https://www.gofundme.com/f/j9bma-medical-bills-and-family-support

Christian Glen

I think you are in the wrong place sir. The sales convention is down the hall and to the left.

PigLover

Was going to cancel but this episode saved me from canceling

Jeremy

The fact that Ray believes pizza gate makes him a fucking retard

Steve

My week is over I missed out. Not listening 🙉 to Tim on weekends

Steve

Hahaa kump #’s no bueno

Ivan89

Maybe he's in negotiations with China

Andrew Crena

End the show on a bang!!! Just release a 5-hour episode w/ some of the classic characters of the pod and call it quits. End it like a true priest

J.Fine

You'd better be dead or in rehab, you fucking deadbeat.

Matt J

Tim rays laziness is rubbing of on ya and you keep this up you’re gonna be doing Kump numbers which we’ve seen go down lately man, and that’s not what Joe Rogan would want for you mannnnnnn…..

Luke Pond

It will all be worth it in the end, though their will be tears and blood, the glory of whats to come will be worth all sacrifices!

Handsome twink

I’m prepared to die at your command, sir

Luke Pond

Such a lovely community of people you've gathered here, Tim. Why not start communicating directly? Perhaps it's time to start mobilizing this movement?

Steven J Blea

Alright pig. It’s Friday already. I’m gonna throw a BF

Andrew Watkins

whyd you cancel peoria

Shweez

Where’s my episode you fat tub of lard

John Mahaffey

Where’s the new episode pig?

David Mettee

Tim is turning into his fucking motha'!

Mike Brown

I'm also #GayForRay

WickedLobstah

Once I heard Ray I got so excited

You’re a pile of sticks .

As soon as we all fall asleep just know they released it.

J.Fine

Get used to it.

Amanda Hagedorn

i pay for this

Amanda Hagedorn

where’s my ep

Jonathon Silvers

Hurry the fuck up pig

Ben Taylor

Ray should be on every patron!

Dan Merritt

Bring back Kumpf as co host and stop the guests. Two hours of Bert made me wish I was having a stroke, but feel I still have to listen in case of a great pig rant.

Mean Mike

Here’s the pig on Greg fitzsimmons podcast from a few weeks ago while you his twink producer to upload the new episode https://youtu.be/V93iA2w7f4E

CrowFlyLow

Tim if you have stavvy on i will fucking kill myself. i have a sick feeling this is the case since you just promoted his special on twitter. the bert episode was unbearable dont do this twice.

J.Fine

He gives zero fucks at this point, clearly.

Madeline Green

Please for the love of god - We need a regular podcast with Tim and Kump!!

Stuart

You’re obviously new here…. Hater

Surabhi Anand

remember when Tim used to apologize for being a few hours late?

Taylor Breeden

Ray is a mindless boob but I do enjoy listening to him babble

Bill O'Brien

Where’s the rothschilds you AIDS ridden pig?

Bill O'Brien

We’re you that fat bitch in the front row that got too horny and drunk and thus kicked out by security?

patreon isascam

I cant wait until bert kreischers body gives out. I don’t understand how anyone can listen to him for more than 30 seconds.

Dylan Gargan

You took it a little far when you started speaking out against chilis. I’m going to have to look at my finances and decide if this is a community I want to be a part of.

Steve Brainard

Where is our next episode you fat fuck!?

John

Funny how they’ve previously said conservatives just call everybody “groomers” and then now act confused as to why drag is being pushed on kids. Hmmmm…. Now, what do you call it when you encourage someone to do something that’s not quite as intense as what you really want, but is still a step along the way to getting there, and you reward them for every step they take until they finally do what you really want? Oh yeah: GROOMING!

Gabriel Mercado

your ''helper'' your ''Jaime'' outta take out his retainer while talking into a mic

Scott Wood

why did you cancel the peoria show?

jeff woelbl

This podcast made me cum

Good thing you backed Sam on JRE, not a great look but nice exposure……. Obviously

annemarie

Ray Kump is not funny

Tim is an ass man. He will drop the slop in due time. Do finger stuff with your kin in the meantime.

hedges

Laughed through the entire thing great job so happy to have Ray Kump back on what a treat

J.Fine

What day are we doing it THIS week, you lazy pig? You haven’t been on time with a single thing in months. It’s not a lot to ask.

Petr

Ray is the only guy who can make The National Treasure genuinelly laugh

Neil Stile

Bunch of whiney twat haters around here

Chris Nyberg

Ray jump is 5x funnier than the big, red, unfunny Bert, who only is funny when others make fun of him. Listening to Bert lecture Tim about show business was awful. Bert is also an unfunny, sexist fuck (I.e., his comment about attractive female comedians in the free episode).

Jorge Espinha

That's my belief. He has a fat voice. Patton Ostwald has a great bit about sounding fat. Ray has morbidly obese voice.

Steven J Blea

Man. I Thought the free episode was gonna suck. It did mostly, but I did get some joy out of Tim trolling Bret. It’s almost time to get the pitch forks out.

Emilia Tessaro

Ray trying to prove he doesnt have narcolepsy is more entertaining than anything thats ever happened on a tv show

Morris Loeffler

Hey retard, there’s an echo when you talk. Tone it down some you big dummy.

Emilia Tessaro

If you like margaritas and narcolepsy, and gettin caught in the rain

Nelson

The fact that these two fat slobs are more entertaining than mainstream tv shows is a true indicator of the downfall of this country

Ashley

Drove almost 400 miles Saturday to see you in Grand Rapids MI you fatty boom batty. You were everything I dreamt of and more. Looked much more gay in person. Working hard for the monies. I will drive miles and miles if you come to my shit state again.

Whipkek

If Ray lost weight would his tongue also lose weight and he'd be easier to understand?

DHexus23D

Love Ray, first funny episode you’ve done in a while.

Jordan Ansell

This sounds as like it’s over zoom or phone. Thoughts??

Axeking

what a fuckin guy

Josh Elliott

Can’t wait for gypsy rose to get out of the slammer in 2025 so her and Tim can do the Charleston together

Jorge Espinha

Not really. I heard him talk with Yannis and he's funny. But all this talk about their careers and the process.....I find it dull and uninteresting. Tim should avoid "interviews" If I wanted that I would listen to Conan sucking up to some dull celebrity

Christian

I'm glad we finally got Kump back. Much love!

Handsome twink

Bert kreischer fucking sucks

Jorge Espinha

I'm here for the long run. But I can have an opinion, no? I did move on and didn't finished the episode. Next one will be bettah! Be best!

Fahim Huq

BBB

ChrisG thank you for your service

I love all insights shared by comics and podcasters.....if you are bored, move on or wait till the next episode. Appreciate it while you can cause it may just be a moment in time.

Clinton Body Count

Glad we thinned out the herd of all the gays that wanted to suck on Ben Avery’s balls. And I mean that literally in a non-homophobic way. Lots of gays in here love Ben Avery and wanted to have sex with Christian boy Ben. All the “Bring back Ben,” mongoloids have finally gone. I wish them well.

Clinton Body Count

I have what I believe is sleep apnea. Bad snoring because I can barely breathe through my nose. I spent a decade putting a plethora of drugs up my Jew nose and now the damage is done. How is it comfortable to sleep with that darth Vader monstrosity? Genuinely curious and concerned I may need one.

MRKANE

That interview Sounded like Dirk Diggler being interviewed Reed Rothchild

Jorge Espinha

Regarding the episode with Bert Kreischer.I love Tim and Bert. I'm a huge fan of Tim.I speak for myself. I don't give two fucks about the "process" or who is a hot comic right now, what's the future of comedy or what was the past of comedy. I'm not a comedian. I don't care. When comedians go on these long talks about their trade they sound like accountants talking about their exciting careers. That's why I hardly listen to Rogan when he has comedians on (exceptions made to Bill Burr, Yannis and Tim, insofar as they don't talk about their trade. Joe is a great podcaster but a medíocre comedian). It's very sad when Tim is boring.

Fred

Where we go one we go all

You’re a pile of sticks .

What ?

Tyler Bluhm

Chris Bertalot

Probiotics are overrated, yeah if you just came off a round of antibiotics maybe try to eat a bit of yogurt or kombucha but otherwise you should be good.

You’re a pile of sticks .

We get it brother you don’t eat enough meat

Alex

I would like Tim to have don lemon on the show

Joe

Nice surprise appearance by the great Adam Egret. Glad him and Tim could reconnect after their time under the Queensboro Bridge!

Mathew

We NEED MORE ray

Blake Smith

We need ray once a week

Commander Jimmy Darts

buddy had Bert the hack kreisher on the main ep. Cmon tim. Berts an obese alcoholic with a fake laugh that has been telling the same story on stage for 10 years

Tyler

You lumpy fucks are magnetic together, please just go back to New York, or build ray a shipping container house in your backyard. (Please make it big enough that he has room to turn around)

Mom

Tim McDylan here’s an empathetic gem from Jimmy Buldwin (who shot with his pen); “…It is time to recognize that the major effort of our country until today and I'm talking about Washington all the way down to whoever heads women's Temperance Union is not to change the situation. But to seem to have done it. It is spectacular…”

Jama

All week I was like I wish Tim would go on with kump again and my dreams have been answered it’s a Ramadan miracle

Dr. Juice

YEAH IT'S A RAY!!! 🤘😆🤘

H M Rothschild-Medici

Its April. Where is feb and March Rothschild ep new Ben?

Andrew Smyth

Kump Kump Kump

TOOTER McGavin

I would pay 10 bucks a month for just you and ray pods

Dhelfh

Tim do video content on Patreon. It’s been years now

Alex Strat

Just have ray every week, so genuine

Jonathon Silvers

Drags & Mags Extravaganza

Thamer AlThani

Missed Ray!

Gary Zimmer

My last month on patreon because his youtube is free and almost all video the just audio isn't as good

quinn ortiz

TIM LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN YOU TALK 😭

quinn ortiz

I WANT TO SEE VIDEO

JHNolan

Good pod

Lib Tard

The highlight of the week ray and tim together again.

G-Sleazy

“Freaks!”

cody

Have you not made enough money to fix a fucking echo you repulsive ghoul.

William Davis

Love when you and Ray Kump do podcasts together

Daniel W

Its not for me at all?

john magee

More Kump!

Rold Gold

Thank god it’s ray

Richard mason

“Who doesn’t almost die in their sleep every night? -Raymond Kumpf

Arthur L

Go back and listen to the archives and I bet you will like Raymond.

True Rambler

KUMP!

Derwin Gerald Lester II

"It feels good to hate-" Ray Kump.

Tj fender

Pound sand

Tj fender

I’ve been in the archives as well on 131 I think

Michael

I’m listening to the archives and just laughing every time. Tim was never more invested, he was so into this & had a far better pod with ray than Ben. Rays oddities would stop tim at a halt and make him genuinely laugh “ did you just say sucking asss…. How do you suck ass ?“ ah man it is amazing

jimmy szatkowski

I love kump

Victor Ortiz

This makes me feel fat and retarded as well

You

Heavy whipping cream

Neerajsing Rajput

When you are 7000 pounds everything is a bug for Ray.

AJ Kerr

More Ray please… thanks

Catherine Steffy

Tony hinchcliffe should be the drag host

Brian Hanrahan

Wow that’s sad

Mike

This should have been the main episode, the masses need more Kump.

Brian Hanrahan

Fucking idiot

Logan Dougher

Dylan M clearly stated at the beginning, “day 1 of being a girl”..

Brian Hanrahan

Don’t be mean it’s only like 842 lbs

Pleasureman69000

1000lbs of long Island trash

You

YAY 4 RAY

Mimi Lafrance

If you remove “you know” from this podcast, it is 14 minutes long.

Rory Bamford

Does it get any better? And Adam even joins!

Trev

Just what I ordered, 2 for 1 fat pigs

sinuendo

qwa

Phil I

Nice intro

B. Hill

Ray is back…. I might cry

Soursd

Our community has been looked at crooked for quite a while, a govt science experiment gone outta hand;)

Soursd

Those of us gratefully dead, keep it hip n do not phuck around.

Soursd

We're not all proud boyz

ethan jamieson

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_jx_zPjCUs Tim, fun conspiracy out of Australia involving US/aus military and prosecuting whistleblowers. Brought to you by aus comic Jordan shanks, possible guest in the future 🤞

Mr. D

love the kump

Hank Chill

Rays mega smart

Christian Glen

Because he has now made enough money to submit to the hivemind

Sponge

Why are you using she pronouns for Dylan, Tim?

Matthew Hanacek

Finally Raymond!!!

Zach Peters

Ray episodes are the best yes or yes

Omicron Flashmob Morning Star Bear

Tim says he has no loyalty to any brand. Somewhere in the world, Ralph Lauren sheds a single tear

Alex

For sure ray is one of the dumbest humans alive

Samuel Chambers

You ever seen a man smoke cools before?

Terrapin_Tracey

How are they worried about this guy swallowing his tongue? He can barely talk past it it's so large

Jeffrey

I love ray but he’s hilarious but he’s also absolutely retarded lol his takes are always so bad no matter what the topic is.

CrowFlyLow

Ray was aweome

McMuff

The audio is echoing bad. Fire this new cuck producer

Tray Breezy

Love being surprised by ray 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you for this gift

HardlySpent

I cannot stand ray kump. Hard pass

Monique

Probiotics are essential and enzymes are super useful when you have a shitty gallbladder or indigestion The gut runs everything. Obviously there are a lot of probiotic gimmicks out there, look for a good brand with a variety of strains. Our fast lifestyles and diets kill our gut health. Always take probiotics if you have to take antibiotics obviously take them separate from each other. Just wanted to give a shout out to anyone if you needed some help because, you feel bloated or inflamed. Sorry for the boring comment I love your podcast

doak1

Tim’s ray impression is the only reason I listen to these

BrooklynBorn

First clue you have sleep apnea is falling asleep at the wheel. I was diagnosed in 2019. 5’8 180lbs. CPAP Machine changed my life. Make sure you have a partner who loves you BEFORE you get diagnosed.

TheMexicanThatFellThruChrissysAttic

Yes or yes Tim and Ray should do a live podcast at Rogan’s club

Nick G

Jennifer Bilek has done some very interesting journalistic investigation into the trans agenda

Axeking

Pull the trigger, you won't. Pussy

Axeking

Thank you, that's beautiful

Samuel Chambers

There’s a **** in the wood pile

Mark McGwin

I'm a simple man. I see Kump and I put a gun in my mouth

steve jobs

Nut butter frozen berries chia or hemp hearts

Love Jokes

Tim Dillon and Chris Distefano had been together for a year now, and they were still head over heels in love. They had met through their mutual friend, Joe Rogan, and had hit it off right away. Tim was drawn to Chris's infectious personality, and Chris was attracted to Tim's sharp wit and sense of humor. One day, Tim surprised Chris with a trip to Paris. They had talked about going to Europe together for a while, and Tim had secretly planned the trip to celebrate their one-year anniversary. As they walked along the streets of Paris, hand in hand, Chris couldn't help but feel overwhelmed by his love for Tim. He stopped them in front of the Eiffel Tower, and turned to Tim. "Tim, I know I tell you this all the time, but I just wanted to say it again. I love you so much. You've brought so much joy and happiness into my life, and I can't imagine living without you." Tim smiled and pulled Chris into a tight embrace. "I love you too, Chris. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me." They spent the rest of their trip exploring the city, eating delicious food, and making memories that they would cherish forever. When they returned home, they decided to take their relationship to the next level and move in together. Living together was a new experience for both of them, but they quickly fell into a routine. They would wake up early in the morning and make breakfast together, then spend the day working on their respective projects. In the evenings, they would cook dinner and watch movies, cuddled up on the couch. One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Tim turned to Chris. "Chris, I've been thinking a lot about our future together. And I just want you to know that I see us growing old together, sitting on a porch somewhere, watching the sunset." Chris's heart swelled with love. "That sounds perfect, Tim. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you." They fell asleep that night, wrapped in each other's arms, grateful for the love they had found in each other.

Amanda Ashman

Amy Schneider is actually a good example of trans equality bc nobody cares about ugly Cis ppl either

J

Whole fat plain yogurt with fresh berries and honey is a delicacy (& I’m skinny)

Josh Spruit

Tim just when I thought things were going down the drain , you bring ray kump on and totally redeem yourself!

Soft gentle fart

Tim’s doc is right, that’s a steroid and steroids suppress inflammatory cells, thus removing the steroid causes a hyper active inflammatory response. Ray, you’re dumb as fuck.

Lance

Ray is gonna dry hump you to death for this!

Philip Ebanks

God I love when ray is on. I wish Tim could redo the happiness podcast topics with Ray. His banter would be hilarious.

__

It’s always a great day when Ray is on

phosphate

would love to see the demographic of people who enjoy Ray - Bet they are all pushing at least 350

phosphate

I spend 10 minutes sifting through old episodes just praying to find one without him.

Nigel

“What does the future hold for Dylan Mulvaney”? Statistically there’s probably a suicide or an attempt at least in their future

Kyle Uber

we say "around 32 stone"; its classier

Justin Peterson

Love me some Kump

Arthur L

Tim and Ray put me in my happy place

Robin Mutch

I love when Kump is on!

Giorgos Ketigenis

Tim and Ray are great but lose the douchebag

Matthew Burns

DRAG your kids to the Mothership!!

Peter Mountjoy

I guess I’m the only one who can’t stand Kump. Barely listenable.

Chris, Esquire

Raymond. Sucks.

Ani

Raymond kump causing a collision and having to prove he isn’t a narcoleptic to get his license back is exactly what I needed to start my work day. God bless you, Pigs!

Jay

Hell yeah Tim and Ray

herbius derbius

“We don’t have anybody.” “Ok just grab all the weirdos you can find, see if that wizard that cleans the floors will help. Oh and fat Tina’s daughter.”

RetroBlue

you mean yannis

Adam M

Another wasted episode with Ray

Megan

❤️ you two

RetroBlue

yess! hes back

Barto

I thought Ray died from being a fat fuck?

Fred

you can literally hear his body reverberating in ketosis

Bill O'Brien

Ah the Kum Dump is back. I was starting to forget what diabetes would sound like if it had a voice.

Samuel D

Just by hearing Ray's breathing you can tell he's pushing 450lbs

21acidqueen

So good! I missed Ray

Wario

LETS GOOO

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

🦛

Daniel Moynihan

Always a good time having Ray on the show

Shweez

Ray Kump is fat

KINGDUM BLACK

Awesome show.. Hope all is well…

phosphate

Stop bringing Ray kump on, he's already ruined half you episodes

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

Ray Kump is Shawn from I, Tonya

Robert Munson

I live in OH, and if I ran into Tim at a Cracker Barrel I think I'd have to do a triple take, then go see my dr for a mental disorder - Seriously Imagine Tim with his sunglasses on sitting in a rocker outside waiting for them to call his table, somebody asks if they can sit there so they can play checkers with their grandson, and Tim just says no

Grifterofease

great ep 🐽 🐽

Ben Kenobi

no one believes Amy Schneider wasn't fed the answers ahead of time lol

Leo Condon

god bless kump

Mean Mike

Great episode, listened to it twice

Ether

“ we need a cream. Call it beautiful boy cream. “ 🤣🤣

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

Ray and Lucie's old podcast: 'Our Love is Disgusting' was hilarious but YouTube pulled most of the episodes down.

Disgraced Businessman

Was hoping for a new Kump ep. Just listened to Bribes & Bruschetta again last night, what a classic. "Don't forget about meee! LINDA!"

Josh Bartlett

Ray sounds like he's loss weight

Shashank Mehrotra

The Kumpster is here

Brian Hanrahan

I pray for at least one salad

Brian Hanrahan

Are you a government schill

Dale Thomson

Listen back to the archives, it was at it's best when it was them two each week !

Tyler Reed

1 like = 1 prayer for Ray Kump

Taylor

Cannot click play fast enough when Ray is listed as the guest :)

Daniel James

YAY FOR RAY!!

Tyler Meldrum

Sit on my face pig❤️

Will Masters

Thank God. I almost prefer both of them together then either of their podcasts separate

Ryan

Really hits home while double fisting chick fil a

THEBIGVZ

I heard Krump was in a chucky cheese and laid underneath the ball pit to so he could be crushed by jumping children so he could get his rocks off, Tim bailed him out of jail of course.