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Bonus #195 - Bodies In A Lake

🕑 Added 2023-04-20 08:34:25 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Sad part is Kamala might be our next president.

Barry Quinn

producer's Kump voice is epic

Polite Comment from a Dick.

To the Manly Beast Women nowadays part. Good on you Timmy. WTF IS UP WITH THIS SHIT? it’s so nice to meet a feminine, calm, confident, comfortable, sensual woman- it’s rare, and oh so nice. Thank you for more truth my gay friend.

John Toal

And away we go

Hugh Jass

It's clearly Tim doing his Gacy tribute act...

John Toal

285

Emm

Pig keeps gaslighting any producer he has? 🙄

Jim Kru

All these comedy pods are paying for bots to whitewash the free comments sections.

Thad Cully

kindly walk around escorted by police?

Handsome twink

It’s genuinely interesting that the YouTube comments are only praise and 90% of Patreon comments are visceral hatred. I wonder if YouTube filters or if the pigs who watch the free are too poor and stupid to understand that the pig is fucking us.

Chance McAuliffe

We need to January 6 one of his houses.

Erik Madden

Piggy is getting real bold dropping free episodes but no Patreon

Your late, pig.

These lake murders have been happening since 2017 and stopped when the pandemic started and restarted recently. I’ve been saying it’s a female bartender or at least a female in that area cause all the victims are male in their 20’s to 30’s. Only time will tell. And rainy street is the douchiest part of Austin anyway.

CrowFlyLow

Reading the comments makes me embarrassed to be a fan of Tim. His base fucking sucks!

Rollin

get good

Rollin

Tim reconnecting with family. Show is about to

Christian Glen

Nothing less than psychological warfare

Christian Glen

Think we finally found Oscar the cat's burner account

Tyler

You guys should kiss

Oscar Delgado

I don’t worry about that. Like you grammar pussies that also bitch about the show.

Dawgz 2024

Samuel jack * you let dudes dig your wife out. I wonder, do you watch?

Dawgz 2024

Oscar . You definitely let dudes bang your wife

Oscar Delgado

It’s not my fault this app is as trash as your insight

J.Fine

Oscar with the fat finger "I mean it" double post. Good look.

J.Fine

It's okay, Oscar. You can say the whole word "fuck" in here, you won't get a visit from I.C.E. like last time.

Oscar Delgado

God you guys cry like some fkn pussies

Oscar Delgado

You’ll eat the slop when you get it

Oscar Delgado

God you guys cry like some fkn pussies

J.Fine

It is if you have autism or your parents are still paying your rent.

J.Fine

Pig doesn't want to miss out on that sweet youtube ad revenue for the week, and he's already got the money from all the suckers in here, so fuck 'em, right?

Alex

Yoo I thought you were bullshitting thats wild 🤣

Scamuri Jack

Youre either 12 years old or 82, I cant tell. Either way, get a life.

Mean Mike

You’re a dirty pig for putting out a free episode on YouTube instead of uploading a Patreon episode. Fuck you

Ken Orluske

I’m currently listening to episode 280 entitled Nervous Neurotic Animal where he opens making fun of those who bitch about the free episodes being late and that it’s not like the Patreon (which isn’t usually late he claims) implying you get what you pay for. This is such a fuck you to these fans that pay money for this content. After everything you’re making what? $30,000-40,000 per weekly Patreon episode after you do all the math. And can’t wait to hear him apologizing for this one being late which is every fucking week and to remind us he’s on tour but will take the whole upcoming summer to focus on podcasting making it safe to assume those will be on time even though we all know that not only will they not be on time but we’ll be continuously inundated with this scam of moving the release date of the episodes further and further back. Monday to Wednesday to Thursday to Friday to now, which is, well…. Whenever he manages to do it. Such a fuck you to a loyal fan base. Not even a fucking memo letting us know it’s on the way. Classless pig ass scam fucking bullshit. And I pay so all of this I’m saying is warranted.

Oscar Delgado

It’s gna be a good one Tim was not happy at the end the venue AC went out and we were sweating tits out there

Oscar Delgado

It’s shocking how many fans of Tim at the live shows aren’t on the Patreon both Portland shows I ran into non Patreon members and it’s weird

Michael Hudson

Let’s class action the pig!

David Mettee

Alright Tim...it's time to start snorting coke again.

Moon Chalice

MAKE WITH THE SLOP PIG

Lilith

Lemon party isn't funny.

Scott Wood

Is Owen still part of your production team?

Nathan Graves

Lemon party isn’t better, but it is on time.

Dawgz 2024

Pray for me .

Dawgz 2024

I see why people are gay now jeez

Harry

Where's the new episode fatty

sam clegg

Kump is king

Peter Mountjoy

Same

I’d love to hear you drop a fatty bombatty in Portland

dgitaylor45

Eh, so what if it's late? As long as it's not one of these fucking Kump ones when it drops, I'm good. I count every one of those as a missed week. Every Baby Shark song is smarter than him, and less annoying.

This podcast is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

J.Fine

venmo me $20 and I'll calm down.

J.Fine

I'll give $20 to anyone who yells "Where's my Rothschild's episodes?!?" really loudly until they're removed by security.

Tim I pay money for this thank you

J.Fine

Oh, but he has time for this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoO-5QRvPU

J.Fine

I'm starting to get the feeling that he hears that a lot these days.

A. Toad (Bawk)

I won't lie though-I've also been looking at this all day long in between calls, waiting for the new podcast. So while I do (kind of) have a life, I suppose, it is less than interesting. lol ;)

Tristan

I am at my wit's end with you

Christian Glen

The pig's gone Hollywood

Christian Glen

Please yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis"

Jacob

See you tomorrow night in Tacoma. I really Hope no one screams the N word while you’re on stage.

David Mettee

Pig has learned to push every episode a day or two so he doesn't have to do as many overall....typical lazy Long Island scum.

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Where’s the slop you fucking pig

Luke Pond

Great now im going to have to call the suicide hot line

essentialworker

Clearly you have a life , this is ours

Peter Utnes

Release the podcast, nobody cares about hollywood. You will never be Chris Penn. Nor should you. We just want Tim Dillon!

A. Toad (Bawk)

...some of these comments-lol-damn guys, calm down.

Getting lazy fat boy, I hope they cut your scene from Joker 2 for bragging

Maguire Simmons

Right!😂like we all know I’m gonna keep paying just give me a little love

Abdallah Hiffiz

Reminding to please post podcast when you are able. Best wishes. Abdallah.

Handsome twink

You already know the free episode isn’t dropping on time either. Joke of podcast. Nikocado is healthier than you and all he does is eat on camera. How do you maintain that bod?

J.Fine

Busy filming another bit part that'll end up on the cutting room floor? Don't forget where you got your money, pig. Without this patreon you'd still be squeaking out sets at the "chuckle hut" and couch surfing at divorced friend's houses. Get your head out of your ass and talk into a mic for an hour. It's not rocket science.

Handsome twink

I bet he was on time for dinner last night. Fatty

oooPLAYER1ooo

Not complaining just hungry

oooPLAYER1ooo

Need some slop pig been a hard week

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

🍋 🎉

sam clegg

Never on time

Michael Hudson

I know the pig is late but when are the eps suppose to drop? Last time I thought he changed it to Mondays.

Dan

I just tiered up to Rothschild because it’s been months so I was expecting a bunch of episodes…. There’s literally zero… I mine as well have burned my money.. Tim WTF are you doing man?

J.Fine

We doin’ it this week or what? Like, at what point do we start reporting this shit to Patreon as undelivered? You’re the ONLY comedy pod that can’t seem to keep any kind of schedule or meet the deliverables. How many Roth’s eps are you behind, and it’s only April?

Chocolatecake24

You’re a nut

Handsome twink

I thought it was Mondays at 9EST

J.Fine

Will someone please buy these shitbags a calendar? They seem to have trouble knowing which day is Tuesday.

Michael Hudson

That’s all bullshit

J.Fine

Oh, I'm sure he's doing something with some nuts. Or someone's nuts, more specifically.

Dukx

If you eat nuts it lowers cholesterol. Maybe Tim is eating more nuts? Also, oats - cheerios?

Tim’s having Tucker on next week guys calm down

Dawgz 2024

Ay use the patreon money and buy don lemon / tucker to have them do gay stuff. Seriously tho tucker isn’t gay

Brandon D

Now that Tucker is out, perfect gig for Timmy

Tim if you do anything for me in this life, please cover the Matthew McConaughey art of living event. It would be a great joy to hear you rant on this crazy shit.

Christian Glen

Tucker out at Fox! Don Lemon out at CNN! We need an emergency episode stat.

Alexander Simpson

We need to get to the bottom of this rumor, bring Ray Kump on the program to hash this out

Abdallah Hiffiz

Hoping to hear more of Raymond Kump to be coming on. Hoping he takes his health into consideration. Please stay well. Eid Ul Fitr, Abdallah.

Please let tim know when he comes to MILWAUKEE, the former personal chef for LES WEXNER just started as a general manager of the PFISTER hotel

It’s an odd thing for ray to be 2,000 pounds

Here for the Travis abuse

Sarita Lil

I giggled to this ep so many times !!

Dr. Juice

Is the producer one of your rich friends' kids? He needs to fuck off. Why is he acting familiar with Ray and throwing his weight around? He's a little shit. Tim, I know you want to blow this guy, but he needs to go.

Just Dan

I miss ben 😞

Can you imagine if nameless producer said “not yet” about Stevewilldoit’s wife???

Mathew Atkinson

If there's no trauma or sign of a struggle, most of them are probably suicides.. there used to be a bridge in my city that averaged a suicide a month.. they have guard wires there now.. but I'm wondering if this is becoming an Auston hot spot for that, sadly.