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Bonus #196 - Safe Harbor

🕑 Added 2023-04-30 02:42:09 +0000 UTC

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HummerEV96

Tim had a crazy upbringing

Drunk N. Monk

I love working in my office building

Marco Coelho

“Fat business people making decisions. That’s what the world is. Disgusting, fat monsters working in office buildings.” Spot on

John Toal

Uhhhhh welll

John Toal

6/15

Abuelito

Hiring the population of street psychopaths they've cultivated to act as brownshirts is brilliant. Soon the block captains will be given execution authority.

Str8 World LLC

Been there done that G’ Unit Penny Pincher ….. How’s having Gr8 sex with myself gonna solve anything Mr. GreenCard ❓‼️❓ https://youtu.be/uOi_m2Yzu8Y

Draven Cruz

Go fuck yourself

Alex Fritz

Follow Baltimore city’s lead and name your program safe streets. Here in Baltimore we’ve decided to pay some of our most hardened criminals taxpayer money to advocate and enforce safety in our streets. So far so good, only 400+ murders since the program was founded…. Would love to hear a segment on this lol

I’m convinced this clip equals peak something with death of society, but not sure what: https://twitter.com/SarahAshtonLV/status/1654496248282464258

Nels

For the record I don’t care what day of the week the podcast comes out on. I have forgotten what it was supposed to be. 1/week is the deal, day shmay

Str8 World LLC

Hey guys..... Help me get Tims attention with the #SavePalmBeach # .. they Cancelled our Mayors election here in West Palm Beach & they run trash like the #PinkJacketGuy aka #MrDTwpb #FakeArrest ..... If Ya wanna get Rich service the rich.. I'm outta Palm Beach where Tim's show is this week and if we can get Tim & Joe's attention we'll tell them the not so secret potion to save America via We the People = 10% ake Citizen Referreund aka Direct Democracy.. It ain't hard 😁 Please go find the #Str8WorldLLC FluTube channel and please share.. Rock oN G's... America is Gr8 & we got this BiSH one day, one way 🇺🇸 #THANKU ♠️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCAsciwPGIg&t=2s

#bitchesinpantsuits

Madeline Green

Lawyer listening to this episode like 👀 LOL

Steven J Blea

Pig; why do you have to plan so far ahead to see your family? Why not just see them.

Meredith Bezner

I couldn't sleep the other night. So, I started listening to this episode. The thought of Dylan and Alex sharing a post sex cigarette and talking about alien conspiracy theories made me chuckle, and I drifted off to sleep

Casey Tubman

Why not drop your pod on time Timmy

Kaitlin Fischer

The Vermont rant was too accurate

Unworldly Eric

Can i get one more god damn Rothschild before my subscription runs out? Im too poor for this shit

Dim Tillon

Thank you Tim

Steven J Blea

What ever happened to Thursdays? Can we have it back? Thanks.

Lance

Pig, you need to release the show Thursday MORNING. Otherwise, I'm liable to blow my boss's brains out as well as mine. Blood will be on your hands, Mr. Pig.

MY SON'S P*SSY

Talk about a VR rectal and genitourinary assessment with bowel surround sound.

Abuelito

What aspect do you mean? The vulgarity, the subject itself or the mockery of the particular instance of that subject?

How much information do I put on my dating app profile in order to get my face sat on after the first Olive Garden endless spaghetti dinner?

Jenn

Vermont passed suicide assistance to nonresidents

Denton Visual

Perc a doodle Doo might be might favorite nickname for a drug ever, hahaha

Ryan

Did you or who’s running your ig block people by accident by chance?? I can’t see your profile but my husband can. Idk why I’d be blocked I don’t comment. Maybe it’s a mistake

Oscar Delgado

These comments use to be funny

Oscar Delgado

Nobody cares

S M

Finally ended my membership. Covid might’ve killed many but Covid ending killed Tim.

Hermano V.

For the record Heroin is not legal in Portugal. Just all drug USE is decriminalized, meaning you cannot go to prison for the use of drugs. Selling is still illegal, and they provide places where you can get clean needles and test your drugs. It was implemented in the early 2000's and it decreased overall overdoses and drug use in the country.

Monica B

You're completely right. I go to therapy, but it's still a problem I struggle with. I think bragging about former use is something that addicts do a lot. I mean, Tim constantly does it and in fact, he did it in this episode. I agree, though, it is an aspect of myself that I should look into with my therapist. Thanks for your input.

Jimbo

Once driving in Tacoma, a homeless person threw a dead dog at my truck.

Handsome twink

I just listened to the Christmas episode. This podcast has really gone down hill in the past 5 months. Unacceptable.

@timdillon listen I feel you man, been listening for years, big fan. But come on, the transvestite bit went a little hard. I turned it down in my car. I don't think it's much more than you being more extreme than normal. Just trying to look at it from an unbiased point of view.

Lilith

My drugs are bigger than yours? Sad. When I started working as an alcohol and drug counsellor, I was told by someone much older and wiser in the field than I, "Take what an alcohol says they drink and double it. Take what an opiate addict says they use and halve it." If you still feel the need to brag about your former use to be cool, I would recommend you either get yourself to a NA meeting or a therapist.

Dave Granger

Portland is in a constant tug-of-war between gentrification and degenerate-fication. The city becomes less livable no matter which side is winning.

Tyler

That was pretty mean, mike.

Abuelito

Both of these comments are spot on. The nazi and bolshevik filth raped ukraine, now the same financeers installed that little gnome to terrorize them once more. It won't stop until the central banks are dismantled and their leadership tried and executed along with their pet supremacist cult of whiny parasites.

Nestor C

They’ve been sweeping up PDX for a few months now. It had made a difference but it just means more gentrification on its way. Double edged sword…

Monica B

Lol any other ex heroin addict hear Tim talk about his opiate use and think "aw that's cute"

People, especially law students, don’t realize that the average starting salary for an attorney in NY is $75k only a small percentage of attorneys make over $200k and they have absolutely miserable lives. Too many people go to law school who have no idea what to do with themselves which is the worst reason to go to law school.

Tyler

Are Ben and Adam Friedland the same guy, or two different Jews?

Tyler

That goes for the whole world. The civilian populace would almost always rather live in peace. All the shitty stuff is on the hands of sick demented war profiteers that had the right kind of narcissism to take control and steer the world into war

This is the most 0,1-L-R-cis-trans podcast out there right now. Frankly speaking, I am aghast.

Mean Mike

Those 2 twinks on the YouTube episode should go straight in the pot

Smalllightstillhere

This podcast is great for combatting transitory or deep-seated homosexuality!!!

Morgan

Put the yt episode on this bitch please

NotaTeacher

Just a Ukraine thought I needed to get out, sorry I’m fat and retarded. My parents and ancestors are all Ukrainian. My ancestors fought against the Nazis, the Soviets and corrupt Ukrainian officials who terrorized the country. During WWII they hid and protected Jews and the people persecuted by whatever tyranny was out to torture and kill them. Disregarding that fact and the majority of good Ukrainians that have been a proxy for evil wars over the centuries and victims of genocide and countless atrocities is reprehensible. It’s not so black and white. Ukraine is not full of Nazis. Elite politicians of these superpower countries are the true evil. Not the people.

JS

Spokane answered the question no one was asking, what if meth was a City.

Christian Glen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuGE3nokCRY At least some of the 9/11 hijackers were CIA agents. Thank you Tim for helping us see through the illusion.

Dawgz 2024

Y’all don’t want a guest , maybe you should go watch 2 broke girls ?

Paul Van Natten

Sounds right lol

Dave Granger

There is already a rehab clinic in The Puget Sound called Safe Harbor. I saw Ray Kump eating there once.

Dave Granger

Pretty sure he said $15.

As a native person of Seattle, I don't envy you being in Tacoma.

Alex

Amazing episode. 👏

Paul Van Natten

I love how Tim said “a $50 an hour bank teller”. Not too shabby for bank tellers lol

Lance

Yeah why i stopped paying for that lmao

Sean Jones

Tim is effortlessly creative. Safe Harbor is the perfect name

Seymour Buetts

Vermont, mainly Burlington has 5 James Beard Awards. The state is mainly conservative. Burlington isn’t Vermont and Vermont isn’t Burlington. Come sell out two shows and get some good food.

Vicious Teknique

More episodes with Ray please

Ether

SAFE HARBOR MISSIONARY merch incoming…

Eric “I’m not gay go Yankees” Mastromarino

Where are the videos you fat fuck

The audio constantly fluctuates, episode after episode...

The_Most_Hay

Support double uploading on rumble. Cum Pig shall not be silenced.

David Hamilton

"There is a sexiness"... That comes from it being illegal.

A. Toad (Bawk)

"YOUR VAGINA KILLED MY SON!"🤣🤣🤣Keep up the good work my friend😉

Grahm

Ben was actually pretty good on this one!

Jackson

What is the revolution? Like the woke revolution? Because I’m pretty sure a lot of people are getting tired of all that BS. Just sucks that the people thatve been on the non woke side will never get any sort of reward or acknowledgment or being correct

Sean Dodson

Forget about all of that and send me some money to guarantee your entrance into heaven

Abuelito

It's not about right or wrong when you're in a cult, it's about making sure the cult continues to love you. The people you're talking about are property of the cult now. There won't be some massive awakening, if people do reject this cult the herd will migrate to some equally nasty abrahamic theocracy that would serve the exact same interests. This is the new cultural revolution baby, buckle up and enjoy the ride while it's still fun.

Internet Gas

Damn, Daniel!

Jackson

All of us that knew the truth 5 years ago get absolutely no praise for being correct, and we will continue to get no respect for things we are predicting now. When will we get our respect? Why do people continue support the side that is continually proven wrong

I used to bang five 30mg Roxie’s at a time. I’m glad that’s over. Idk if legalizing it woulda helped me; I guess stealing will have been less needed. I got on methadone a few years ago, and I’m doing really well now. One dose in the morning is all it takes, and I have the take homes. I plan to ween off eventually, but it’s been a lifesaver thus far. I used to knock it. “You’re not clean if you take methadone.” Maybe not, but my wife and kid love me, and I haven’t stolen or lived in my car in years. /-:

Christian Glen

New Ben is way over his word limit

Justinian

The National Socialist 25 point plan solves all the problems of the modern era.

Love Jokes

Honestly tho....fuck em. It's a bad idea, it'll probably ruin their lives and the medical professionals enabling kids to do this shit are probably behaving unethically but even then; not my pussy, not my problem.

Abuelito

He has beautiful young cali studs with pretty mouths to shit in now, shoulda offered two years ago

Abuelito

Gotta sterilize them when they're young and save the world from too many goybeans. They age gated it to prevent transition hesistancy in the most moldable age ranges.

Abuelito

Either two soulmates sparring before a nice dinner and some sodomy, or some schizo paying ten bucks a month to argue with himself.

Zane Gates

Start adding on Rumble. They hosted Street League Skate contest this weekend, it was sick. Big names are moving away from YouTube. YouTube can go back to being just cat videos and weirdos

Ask the asshole that wants to argue

cucked by god

Tim I live in Arizona and I’d literally let you shit in my throat to get me out of here please for the love of Christ

Dawgz 2024

What in the Fuck is going on here

MIZ SHEEN

What I liked about this guest is that he let Tim talk mostly and didn’t pipe in too much.

Love Jokes

Tim should just have a whole patreon tier for the trans issues episode. I would hapilly pay $5 per month extra for an couple more episodes about his son's pussy.

bailey

WHY THO HE"S LITERALLY NO ONE

bailey

Some loser like you, it's not important who he is

IM LOOKING FOR A NAME YOU DUMB FUCK

bailey

Sorry you dont know how podcasts work you stupid fuck

@bailey

What a fucking low iq shallow piece of shit you are go back to school.

Who’s the producer you white devil

Chance McAuliffe

I see cum fart finally uploaded the episode.

bailey

The producer you fucking idiot

Who’s laughing in the background

Abuelito

no u

Abuelito

She was grown in a CIA lab from a rat egg inseminated with pure Atrazine

Abuelito

"abstinence leads to cartels" 😂

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Finally you released

Dawson Houser

Our fearless leader has come under assault from that European power lesbian at Youtube. We will find out in 5 years she’s directly instructed by CIA.

MRKANE

3 times a pig this weekend...sooo good

autizmed

doesnt stanhope have an entire shitpussy bit, life truly does mirror art

Jeffrey

Sam sucks.

Silentk911.

THATS WHAT WE DO!

Abuelito

well we wouldn't want potential banker eunichs being deterred by the horror of what we're tricking them into doing..transition into infertility is a sacred and solemn process

FuzzyMuzzyHadLotsOfHairbutFuzzyMuzzyHadNOFumesDownThere.

You have to appreciate the irony of getting "age-gated" when what he's talking about isn't

Jacob Wilson

Just upload on spotify?????

Mean Mike

Better late than never tranny boon banny

Probably one of the best laughs I've had in a while... Tip of the Spear, Tim Dillon, one of the best we have today. Thank you.

Delyn Kirstein

Guys cant even BS about puss anymore. They’re outlawing boys being boys.

Greyman

Tim’s podcasts are like advent calendars!! Sometimes you get a full size mars bar but sometimes you get the Rona from the cardboard. It’s like lucky dip so if you don’t want to have a variety of shit go listen to Jason Bateman and Jennifer Anniston talk about how hard it is to get a 5th series ✌🏻

Greyman

Do you live in a Ayahuasca trip?

Greyman

Twatter is dead 💀

Greyman

It’s all about the pussssss

Mean Mike

Your pussy killed my son

LI LOUD

Twitter is allowing video uploads , seems like a win

micah vance

We need the cum pig podcast w tim and nick

Greyman

Honestly “the new brave heart “ was the funniest episode ever 😂😂😂 “ I just want my son to have a great big cack!!!! 😂😂😂

Literally not true

Michael Hudson

I’ll call off the class action, for now.

Ms. Bob DoBalina

Round up all the addicts and force them into a prison rehab. Make them each leave after 2 years clean and train them each to a skilled trade, give them a reduced rent house or apt.(there will be plenty vacant that die from the vac) Drug dealers and cartel go out of business nationwide due to no demand. We can afford it👍🏽 we pay enough taxes and support to other countries to cover it.

Get on the radio! amfmxmwhogivesafuckdoit!

MIZ SHEEN

I feel like Tim’s my only friend lol

Hey I'm the Sous Chef of the Hotel Murano! If you order eggs Sunday morning I'll ge cooking them for you. Loved the show tonight, such a fun time

Jacob

I think you were sitting in front of me. The guy was Mexican so I can’t imagine 2 showing up.

Jacob

I found the opener very funny tonight in Tacoma.

Jacob

Great show in Tacoma tonight!

James Landon

All you fucking fags whining about the guest can stfu not every episode can be Tim Ray and Russ baker talking about how George Bush fucked his mother.

Josh Bartlett

Lick ma pu$$y, it's expensive

Oscar Delgado

The opener was actually pretty funny. You pigs just prove his point that you deserve nothing and these same people with be bitching and crying Tim we miss you please come back. The comments used to be funny along with the episode but now it’s a bunch of whining broke fucks. This isn’t a microwave it’s a oven and the oven needs time to cook. Hopefully it didn’t go over your heads.

Oscar Delgado

Do you even live here

Put em up in Rumble you fat pig

Paul

How many times is the word puss/pussy used?!

Paul

I thought it would be taken down! He’s lucky it was age gated.

Nah can’t call Dylan a she for thirty minutes

Salil Al-Sawarim

You're late with the slop hog.

Christian Underkofler

"Safe Harbor" is a homeless shelter in Tampa Bay 😂

Tony Scarboni

Bring back the porch

It's no character piece It is what it is MAGA

NW cites are a unique Hellscape. Don't get it twisted, pigs.

Jose Pena

Puerco

Oscar Delgado

Time to eat pigs

Vicious Teknique

🐷

Ani

Ok so is this episode just Tim complaining about his gratuitous episode and some random guest sucking his taint about how mean YouTube is? Sigh. I miss content from the porch era.

LETS GO. RIGHT AT EDIBLE PEAK

Renee Reed

Yeah! Love u Tim

Jarvis

Cum Slut! Dance Ya RL 🇺🇸 Top Model Pig

Dick Olson III

Pig always says sorry for being late but does it again.


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