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HummerEV96

It's not just AI that's a threat to white collar jobs. White collar jobs are also being outsourced to countries like India, Costa Rica, and Poland which has impacted Tech, IT, and Graphic design jobs.

Ed O'Brien

No it wasn't so your supposed point is completely moot

Alisa Louise

i mean our country was technically built on free labor, AI is just an "ethical" form of that that can reach numerous industries

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I don't think China wants the headache of ruling us. They got their own problems. You think we've got a boomerpocalyse going on? Multiply ours by five, and also there's no chicks.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

With literally anything. Mud huts would be an improvement.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Curious choice of words. Indeed. *tents fingers*

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hear goddamn hear.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Don't blame capitalism, cities are inherently unstable. They're basically a tollbooth along the nearest river/mountain pass.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But it is. And we did.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Yeah, these twats didn't seem to care when NAFTA destroyed our manufacturing base.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Agreed, city building is a mental disorder. Makes no more sense than giant stone heads.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Couldn't have summed up slave mentality better.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's a basic expectation of a functioning community that your car won't get broken into.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

End of Money was worth suffering through Bort Chrysler.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Give the puppies the gun and see what happens. It's for science.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Good catch. Gotta rewatch that movie now, but Cumia has probably ruined Satan.

Dylan Vineyard

I love you great ep

Michael Costa

Agree

Michael Costa

I’ve never related more to another human being in my entire life 😭

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Banger episode, but I do disagree with his take on the WGA. Blue collar jobs already had their extinction event in NAFTA, and what did we get told when we complained? "If an immigrant can do your job, then you're shit at your job." So what's it say when a program can do your job? Maybe I'd have more sympathy if those writers had written a couple dramas about the collapse of our manufacturing industry. But don't expect me to believe that just because the white collar jobs are affected this suddenly becomes the collapse of human civilization.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Enjoy your tent.

Dr. Juice

Can you take it easy on the "you're all going to lose your jobs and end up in the streets"? I already worry about this on my own. You made your millions, so you're not impacted by this. I don't need a sermon from you about how I have no future.

Joshua Cochran

Tim’s Bud Light commercials on the free episode had me laughing harder than I had in weeks. Classic.

Thanks. I’m so lost.

Sean Dodson

What the fuck are you doing

Handsome twink

Mike I hope the withdrawal isn’t hitting you too hard. Hopefully pig delivers soon. Be well brother.

Chulupa Batman Jr

Tim, get off your knees and/or stop eating, and please give us our slop... We hanagry

McMuff

Pig?

More

please switch to video on spotify

pigs v. Pig

J.Fine

He didn't want to miss out on the youtube ad revenue... He's already got your money, chuckles. He gets paid from both.

Nathan Sanders

Yes

Nathan Sanders

4 sell your car for percadoodledos

Nathan Sanders

Please forward all threats to Ben Avery

Michael Hudson

LETS CLASS ACTION THE PIG

Alex Baumgartner

Cracker-ass cracker.

Alex Baumgartner

Oh, and Kenny…go fuck yourself again. Lo and behold…you suck.

Alex Baumgartner

Eat a dick, Kenny.

Ken Orluske

You owe me $8. I bought wifi on my flight just to listen to your new episode. Lo and behold ITS FOUR FUCKING DAYS LATE!

Emilia Tessaro

Theres a movie “The Devils Advocate” about a Florida lawyer (Keanu Reeves) lured to New York by the Devil John Milton (Al Pacino). The temptation of the Big Apple being vanity. One of the first scenes is a trial representing a pedophile math teacher. An Epstein reference. Epstein’s “masters of the universe” places in Palm Springs FL and NY enabled what some call Paradise Lost (U.S. Virgin Islands). And what some call “Pig City” Why it was called Pig City….we will never know. Oink. Oink.

Emilia Tessaro

King pig has blood on his hooves

Handsome twink

If we don’t get an episode, there will be pig on pig violence.

Emilia Tessaro

I presume he's eatin steak n potatoes with a quiet dignity. Just a man and his dog. Grabs his tiki torch and bud light. Bud Light. Whites Only

Emilia Tessaro

Tim better be filming a Bud Light Whites Only commercial The only late I want is chocolate wheres the slop

Blop da flop

Carlos Luna

Lol Tim will be on the daily wire real soon...fuck youtube

Ivan89

We want the slop that we pay for.

zippy zipster

Super lame

Handsome twink

Tubman sounds like the name of a fatty boom batty!

Tristan

he had a goog nugget bit last week on youtube.. arg

Casey Tubman

He really dropped a free episode before one people actually pay for lmao wow

Nestor C

We gotta settle for a free ep like simpletons. It’s grotesque.

Handsome twink

New Tim is a socialist after watching hours of Husain piker content. Free ep b4 patreon goes against everything this capitalist pig stands for.

Samezies

Dee

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Cole Doughty

Fill my trough with content you fat pig.

David Wigton

It's hurts at this point

David Eric Ricketts

Give me my fix, Pig, please.

Greyman

Stop sucking lacrosse guys off and get us our episode you fat fuck !

Taargus Taargus

Episode will be late this week Tim is getting a Moloch statue installed in his hedge maze

Nestor C

Imagine the new episode has a guest. Fuck you, Tim.

Mean Mike

That 8 ball of coke must be running low, so I expect a half assed 51 minute episode with poor quality sound tomorrow.

Casey Tubman

Count me out

Ace Jones

The Covid run has finally ended. Gonna need a Rogan bump every few months to keep this bloated pig of a podcast alive

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Where’s the new Patreon you retarded fat fucking diaper wearing loser

David Mettee

Whenever fat boy decides to get off his fat ass and record himself talking for hour.

Mean Mike

Nice try Ben

Don’t let Shailene Woodley eat any more clay, advocate for any more horseshit activism, or tell you about her supposed illnesses. Her true diagnosis is pre-fattyboombatty and the whole fucking world knows it.

Jorge Espinha

This is the best comment section in the Internet. Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

Really! It was good!

Jorge Espinha

A Pandora box situation. Beware and Be Best!

Bobbie Roberts

Uncle Joey would of said the same!

Will

Please pig

javier méndez irigoyen

Cocksuckasss!

Dang, Shailene Woodley looks likes she’s put on some hard miles. My word. She might need to find another day job.

Pvt Maggot

Please daddy

Michael Hudson

Let’s class action the Pig

James

Written by chatGPT

Aaron Gunderson

Thanks for letting me know about the RC episode drops. I upgrade when he drops a bunch and then down grade because it will be several months until the next drop.

Aaron Gunderson

Tim please do a roleplay sketch of lori lightfoot post it in only fans

Queefs galore

Dear diary, the pig was late today.

Queefs galore

betterhelp.com promo code TIM

James

(Verse 1) In the city of shadows, where darkness does loom, There's a tale of two figures, wrapped in gloom. Tim Dillon, the comedian with jokes so bold, And Lori Lightfoot, a mayor with secrets untold. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Verse 2) Tim's humor, like a dagger, cuts through the air, While Lori, the mayor, with corruption to bear. Her schemes and deceit, hidden from plain sight, As Tim's jokes expose her, shedding light. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Bridge) With laughter as their language, they jest and they jest, Yet Tim's punchlines reveal Lori's unrest. Behind her façade, a mayor so corrupt, Their love story tainted, as shadows erupt. (Verse 3) Through scandals and controversies, they find their peace, But Tim's jokes expose Lori's deceitful lease. A love built on dark humor, but stained with lies, As Lori's corruption brings their love to demise. (Chorus) Oh, Tim and Lori, a love so bizarre, A dark humor ballad, no matter how bizarre. Their love intertwines, a twisted delight, In the depths of Chicago's enigmatic night. (Outro) In the shadows they dwelled, a twisted affair, A love story tarnished by corruption's snare. Tim Dillon and Lori Lightfoot, their tale now unfolds, A dark humor love ballad, where truth beholds.

Chrissys Numbers are down, my peeshkadeel is up, the situation left, and I'm voting RIGHT!!

Use this as a “subbing to lemon party if the ep isn’t up by tonight” button

No one does. I could buy like 0.8666667 of one venti nonfat caramel latte each month if I unsubscribed. Gotta budget these days though.

Unemployed Crisis Actor

I don’t know why I keep paying for this anymore.

Joshua Cochran

Can’t wait for the Kamala Harris interview episode to drop.

Bobbie Roberts

Tim told us he is all about fake business we are suckas!

J.Fine

He just dropped three roth's eps, all with raymond. So you should probably remain ray-free for awhile if that's your thing. Unless pig gets lazy and just releases another hour of that hang with ray as this weeks regular patreon episode as well. Wouldn't shock me.

J.Fine

He just dropped three shitty rothschilds eps a couple of days ago (that he's owed for months), and by "pig logic" he thinks he shouldn't have to work again for a week. He's doing a patreon tier ponzi scheme, basically. Bravo, I guess?

Ian

You motherfucker

Ian

🤣🤣🤣kumpless

Marty

Tim better be horrible mangled in a car crash,

We pay for the talk show episode that for some reason has the same content as the free episode. We pay for the online pseudofellowship that is the comments section. The doldrums of the internet. Each of us pandering to one fat and, for all google tells us, gay man and bickering to one another across from our shitty meaningless lives in our piss-stained studio apartments.

dgitaylor45

Don't complain too much. We got a Kump-free episode. If it takes a little extra time to come up with Kumpless Kontent, then that's the price of quality.

Lance

Have you not read the comments above? Nobody fucking knows anymore

Nathan Graves

What day do the new episodes come out?

Steven J Blea

Where the fuck is my episode? I have a box full of puppies and a gun.

Daniel James

Just don't keep saying 'sorry we're late folks' every single time. Go right into the episode whenever the fuck you drop it like nothing

Nick Palance Show

Tim chose a corporate steakhouse seafood tower over us.

Aaron Gunderson

Tim’s lack or respect for us is why I support him

Jacob Wilson

I am at my wits end with you...

Casey Tubman

Thank you Tim, being late every week since I signed up has been awesome

Nestor C

The lack of a new episode I mean.

Nestor C

This is disgusting behavior.

Lance

Who can we direct our anger at for episodes being late? I just want my bomb threats to matter.

Matt

Lol Tim not knowing that there are still bank tellers is hilarious

Abdallah Hiffiz

I thought the "End of Money" ep was one of the best in a while.. since the Grammys ep

Carlos Luna

Tim should go on lemon party Ben's podcasts....at least once .right?

Aaron Gunderson

I hope Tim settles down and has a family soon. I bet he would be a great dad.

Aaron Mcclutcheon

Idk why I’m still subscribed I haven’t enjoyed an episode in months

Pray tell

Abdallah Hiffiz

I have something I need to confess but I'm not sure I am strong enough to do it. Pray for me.

Christian Glen

Frankly, he's earned it

Banging rails off of stiff diving board cocks

Yep he’s definitely back doing the booger sugar off of hot collegiate swimmer dongs

Christian Glen

He's doing coke again

Mean Mike

Where’s the episode tubby

Dick Olson III

Again here I sit broken hearted, Tim is late and most likely retarded

Caitlin Moore

yikes my cat woke up out of a dead sleep from Tim’s Dodja cat meowing

JayRad

Tims friend is a dumbass, 1. If you have valuables in your car you hide them 2. Lock your car 3. Dont keep anything valuable in your car to begin with

Voiding a lot of chalky, semi-formed stool the past few days. Pray for me.

z17seattle

Wow, a Tim Dillon fan duel-classed as a righteous internet crusader. I didn't know that was a character option.

I

Its a comedy show stfu

Thad Cully

It's crazy to me that Tim doesn't understand how dangerous it is to advocate removing pastors from churches. My greater problem is the spiritual implications, but even on a purely freedom of speech and citizen's rights talking point, it's easy to see that would be an absolutely terrible precedent to set in a already tyrannic oligarchy. One which already used a virus they created to tell people they aren't allowed to leave their homes. Give your head a shake Timmy.

Tyler

Calm down, Klaus.

My penis was cold. It’s not now though. Missing the days of rock hard yout. Fuckin’ 3” to 8.499” in under ten seconds man.

Dawson Houser

the assumption that the worlds over when ai runs a majority of systems is silly. There will come a day when this happens. At the same time i think at that point money will not be a thing. Eventually people will just be able to exist. The days of people “paying to live and working to do so “ will be looked back on a crazily as we know it to be now.

Dawson Houser

Big citys can rot in shit. They were doomed to fail. People are spreading out. I have never been happier to live in a town of 40k people. Anymore then that. Your doomed to homless meth addicts going mad max. We take care of them immediately apon discovery here. As it should be. We put them right in the pot

Draven Cruz

I just got robbed by jada pinket smith. The cops had me on hold. I’m currently enjoying a well known Asian drink, the infamous michelada.

Thomas Leitke

I’ll never let my daughter date a robot. I’ll disown her before I have that non-animal in my house.

Thomas Leitke

Starting a fake business based on AI. Phone calls are going well. Have some very interested venture capital investors. It’s an AI that analyzes blockchain crypto based open source data driven application CRM systems from within an IOT net 3.0 quantum server.

I’ve got cold root syndrome. Too much caffeine I think.

Daniel James

Tim continuing the Kamala Harris theme I see: "What is time, what is on time...?"

Michael R Flynn

Jimmy dore and Timmy D are the best ranters I’ve ever heard.

Michael R Flynn

Hilarious

MatchMoveMusic

this is big

Nicolas gowdy

I just got an Email from Fidelity Smart Money, subject: “A Cup of No”

TheRealOJ32

I had a garage sale last week and somebody bought a pair of gloves. I think his name was Ben.

Greg

Last 2 episodes have been great man, keep it up.

Jake Novak

Tim you’re back, this is one of your most important rants.

Just a topical, fun joke

Cash App is changing their slogan to “Momeni mo’ problems”

Jake Walters

Can we get an AI Ben

David Eric Ricketts

I’ll put Dillon, our prized pig, up against anyone who talks publicly. He’s a great orator.

Mean Mike

Good episode timmy

Taylor Breeden

The people should “learn to code” like they told truck drivers and coal miners lol

Emerson Powell

‘So the fentanyl addicts have a soundtrack to overdose’ 😂😂 We wish the San Francisco civic joy fund well

Always.

Jorge Espinha

Be Best!

Wiped. We’re all set. Good to go.

Jorge Espinha

Move to Cuba, comunista de merda. Be Best

Jorge Espinha

Excellent suggestion

Jorge Espinha

It's comedy. Be best

Jorge Espinha

Beware of homosexuality that lurks behind faggaty toilet paper. Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

Be best

Jorge Espinha

The free podcast was of first quality. Once again Tim took us through a journey of rags to riches. A young man that climbs through life with true grit. Much better than sucession or yellowstone and blissfully shorter than both. Not to mention the fine legal and psychological analysis of the grift that tries to demolish one of the great corporations of America. Tim also contributes to bring awareness about autism. Which other podcast packs so much in a meager hour? Be Best!

Bought, but still haven’t wiped. Waiting until I can smell myself. It’s a Jungian primal thing.

John Nolan

ZzZzzZzz

Gray Taylor

nobody asked old man

Sam

I feel obligated to promote TUSHY bidets, because.

Thomas Cuff

As a Schenectady resident, I’m glad you talk about the blight affecting these areas. I lived down in Houston for 6 years, but. came back because I love the Adirondacks and the outdoors in general, but the widespread lack of opportunity is really starting to show and is generally ignored and there are dozens if not hundreds of cities around America experiencing the same pains.

Handsome twink

Baby wipes is where it’s at

Draven Cruz

Gotta go charmin tough, for the hairy butthole owners

Going to buy toilet paper today. 3-ply probably. Not that scented Angel Soft bullshit either.

Draven Cruz

I haven’t listened to the episode yet but I’m going to give my two cents here. The old tim is back. Yes or yes? Ai taking jobs, looks like a real knife fight out there.

Alex Mac Donald

You ever think about how badly we fucked up as a species where we built a society where robots taking all the jobs is a bad thing?

John

I cant tell if tmyour whole religion rant was a bit or not because it was so innaccurate that it has no path to being funny. Shit humans take advantage of weaker people nothing new or unique about it. Catholic clergy are the only religious leaders that say "we speak for god and can pass judgement on you for God" because they are a scam religion run by the black pope and the jesuit order. I have no problem with religious jokes when they are accurate and make sense because thats the point of comedy. To point out uncomfortable truths and laugh at them, if its not true then its not funny because you are just making shit up

Lynn Chemel

It bleeds over to the rural communities. The people leaving the city don’t just disappear into thin air. They come to a neighborhood near you.

Paddy Greene

Only 5 Rothschild episodes owed… no big deal

Sean Blankenship

Youre part get cut bud?

It’s because I’m out of tp

James Murray

I want to hear him rip Chelsea Peretti another asshole, personally.

Tape Trader

Tim is a prophet . A Long Island prophet .

Alex

Unfulfilled "ben"

Meredith Bezner

If Tim and Santos don't teamp up and replace Tucker then I don't want to be here anymore

Pog Daddy

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLg2fOU4RZDGfYafmAphU-A

Patrick g

Tim, the cities are empty because it’s too expensive for anyone to live there. It’s no mystery. American capitalism has failed

Zach

The ai drake song is awful lol. I guess that's like most of drakes music since take care so it's at least accurate. 🤷

Jarvis

Balloon Knot 🪢🍑 Cum Pig 🐷💦💦💦

Daniel Levay

Tim, since we won’t have any content from other sources of entertainment for the foreseeable future; you should be generous and provide us at least 1 more episode a month, 7 if you have any heart whatsoever

Love Jokes

Better learn Mandarin/Cantonese while we still have electricity to use the app.

Tom

Idk man, it’s like you said, AI is not funny. I think AI will shake the tree a bit and all of the no-talent writers will fall by the wayside, but the good ones will become even more valuable.

Love Jokes

Probably the taste and texture of Ben's cum in his mouth, the aftertaste of Ben's cum in the back of his throat, the way it hurts to sit after he gives his asshole up to Ben, how making an Asian accent is racist and harmful.

Shawn Burns

I wanna see one of these faggot writers swing a fuckin hammer for once maybe they’ll shut the fuck up about how much they get paid I hate these whiny fags

Andrew McCann

Poorly managed cities ≠ the rest of the country

Calvin Davis

What topics would you cover, Ross?

ross craig

AI, trans people, Ukraine, repeat. Sad

Lance

To die?

Steve

I was going to ask the same thing.....

You

Try to keep up

Jenn

Didn’t get an email about this ep but I refresh every few hours or so

Kyle Gibson

A++++ ep, thnk u cum piggy

Christian Glen

Come to think of it, you are correct. I have stopped receiving those.

Andrew James

same bro @DB

Adam Osmak

They want to “inject” hope? 👀😬

J.Fine

Ben Avery will be working at a Starbucks before 2023 ends. Mark my words.

J.Fine

Yeah, it's almost like he's a comedian and not taking these subjects seriously.

DB

Anyone else not receiving notifications or emails of new Patreon episodes? It stopped end of last month

B_n4sty

Ben’s a faggot

Ryan Scheper

AI

Hannah

Tim is our AI preacher

Steve Voyk

Wasn't he arguing that America deserves to be nuked a few months ago to save culture?

Tucked In, Screwed In

SPEAK UP HOSS

Tucked In, Screwed In

Shutup

Ben Seales

Great ep. As one of piggy’s fav tech overlords said a while back ‘Tax. The. Robots.’ (And then do ubi?🤷‍♂️)

beachside apocalypse

great episode

Jonathan

Replace San Fran

Jorge Espinha

Nice. It ends like Tim was shot or abducted. I'm glad Tim addressed the George Santos situation in a proper way. I'm a big George Santos fan "Jorginho" for his close friends , "Cassandra a Gostosa" for his closer friends. Be Best!

skyler Martini

Tim needs to talk about universal basic income when discussing automation

Jonathan St Gay

I live in New York and I travel all around the city for work, it's 100% not abandoned, its really fucking crowded. I have no idea what Tim is talking about.