Bonus #199 - Starfish Killer

Guillermo Gutierrez

Only these fat fucks can Segway directly from a man being killed to Taco Bell

Guillermo Gutierrez

Tim’s experimenting in ways to fuck us even more

HummerEV96

Already heard this on the Rothschilds.

rotteneggair

one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one, one&one. Done. The glory of the order

rudolph kolakowski

Marines can be murderers too

Polite Comment from a Dick.

My opinions on Rosie have definitely Changed now.

Deep thoughts.....

I didn’t like Ray at first But him and Tim are real friends and they work good together. I hated on him at first and I’ve come to the conclusion I was an Asshole. Having said that, he’s one of the most common type of smart person that thinks disagreeing with common sense somehow makes him sound smarter or fair. But it Don’t.

Barry-O

listening to them google 80s sitcoms... wtf

Tj Turner

your plumber is in hamas.

Tj Turner

That's our Raymond, he's one of the good predators....just eats the kids whole....never fucks them. its great, just great.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Bitch

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Was screaming that at my phone.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If Raymond trips into a tar pit and is preserved, the future is going to think he was a dinosaur. It'll be the most respect he's ever gotten.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Wanna bet Jeffery introduced them?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It would be better if it were three retards repeating retard for an hour.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Larry Silverstein did 9/11. Doesn't translate to all Jews.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

They tried that. He ate the children. He is their natural predator.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Incorrect. The End of Money was brilliant.

Trick Tracy

100 percent!

Whipkek

At 57:30 I'm pretty sure Timmy fell off his chair

Baddogmama

I want to get back into whittling.....

Baddogmama

Kump is an acquired taste.

hedges

As a born and raised New Yorker, Tim's take on New Yorkers an hour and 12 minutes into this pod is very based and accurate

Sam

MORE KUMP ❤️

Handsome twink

Oscar suck my balls, just like your mom did- you worthless pig.

Alexander Korte

What a terrible episode

Oscar Delgado

Nobody cares you fkn loser

Girth Brooks

Who took Johnny the Musical.

James MacLeod

When is ray gonna be permanent co host again? Come on. The 2 of them are magic together. At least half.

HexleMorte

Mrs.Piggy talking about order and chaos every ep😂 starting to get sick of the politics just be funny

Internet Gas

Not if I get to him first

Internet Gas

Ur mom bitch

Meredith Bezner

Idk, but it's the first time fire melted steel. #Rosie2024

Dick Olson III

He will be here next week

Evan Joseph

Loved this ep truly …. Actually enjoyed listening as opposed to funny background noise which I still enjoy but this was more mentally engaging and still funny👌🏼 thank you

Oscar Delgado

Truly a crime.

Oscar Delgado

Nobody cares what you think just leave quietly like that producer what’s his name

Oscar Delgado

Love you pig

Pleasureman69000

You should kill yourself. Do it. Pussy.

Sean Dodson

Ur lame

Dawgz 2024

Pass gas? I feel like you’re alone on that one

Dawgz 2024

You all are men of culture . And if you’re a vagina haver , I bet you taste like kiwi.

Internet Gas

Ray's voice makes me want to kill myself so I'll pass

The G Tard

Bye bitch we wont miss you

Nate Kidwell

Only Tim could make me like Rosie

Tape Trader

Still love you pig

White Man

he gets more patreon subscribers via the free material, of course those episodes are the highest quality

Gromit®

BASED Rosie 🐖

Brendan Wallace

Not rly… he kinda fell off in the past year or so. Hate to say it but I cancelled my patreon and gettin outta here 6/1

Cake porn though

True Rambler

I watched Empty Nest 😂 good times

Handsome twink

I listened to lemon party’s “John maddens operation Iraqi liberation” and all I can say is Tim, you’re FUCKED!

jacob yowell

"thousands of fast food situations" true men of heft.

Ryan

Is this the whole episode or Rothschild longer?

Nick Bryant

KYS

Nick Bryant

And we don’t and we don’t

Circle Of Tone

That is a high bar though.

Thad Cully

no problem, double it up and give it to the next guy

Liam Sheridan

Great ep

Samuel Chambers

I’m getting assaulted on the 6 train right now

Kaitlyn parliman

My favorite.

Kaitlyn parliman

Long live Rosie O’D♥️

Jorge Espinha

Stump Kump

Kaden

Gotta say the bud light bit on the free episode was better than the last 3 patreon episodes just sayin

sean

don’t listen to anyone shitting on u or ray. it’s not easy to produce 2 hours of good content consistently every single week while also constantly traveling. $5 a month don’t mean shit to me when u make my week better

sean

bye bye u will not be missed

Christian Glen

Even after riding Tim's coattails for years, Ray only has 621 Patreon subscribers.

Anthony Nicholson

If kump goes overseas starving children will kill and eat him. Leftovers for a month

Stephen Dodd

Ray & Tim = 😂😂

Victor Dove

Uh oh, Ray almost got fired like Ben over the taco story, step in line Ray or you won’t be able to afford Uber eats 7 times a day anymore.

Stuart J

Yeah. Gotta cancel this subscription. Free episodes are better, yes or yes? Sorry Timmy I know you'll miss my $5.

Abuelito

just pay one month out of every six and you'll get what you paid for

Abuelito

just the supremacist ones. The one who does my plumbing is wonderful

Abuelito

tim would do well in federal prison

Abuelito

listen to me! itsh technically weight loss

Abuelito

physics states that any object as massive as ray is technically behind everything

Abuelito

plus the "people will think I'm insane yelling in a hotel room" doesn't fly. If you can yell about steve irwin getting what was coming to him in national socialist australia you can yell in milwaulkee

Abuelito

ye but ben does

Abuelito

or sun, or joy

Abuelito

weird he has the same stats as snorlax

Abuelito

every single episode should have mein kumpf

dgitaylor45

Dammit. Tim. Foist this Kump joker off on the YT viewers. People who pay for content deserve better than Kump. He's as funny as bloody diarrhea.

Evanchoro

Becker fucking sucked

B00ch

GUINEA PIG

Steven Cooper

Tim got so mad when Ray brought up the Taco Bell incident 😂😂😂

RetroBlue

not enough ray

Benjamin I Romsdahl

This episode should be called "2 Fat Pigs Phoning It In (Again)"

Vladimir

im a piglet and I enjoy this slop very much

Jorge Espinha

A post diabetic Kump will be Stump Kump. Be Best.

Will Masters

How dare you…. Make me cry

jacob yowell

The saddest part was he wasn't even doing the choke correctly. I saw a video once of a dollar store manager putting a guy in a better rear naked choke.

BoJangles

he's no Bice! he's no Bice!

BoJangles

A wild Kump has appeared

Joseph Dupnik

doors open. utilzie.

Jonathan Parton

nobody and I mean nobody care about you or your thoughts

HardlySpent

Ugh more kump. I’m good. Time to unsub for a few months then resub, then unsub when there’s too much kump and repeat

HN

more kump till the diabetes leaves him with stumps

SVB

Word on the street is Kump is behind Raycon

Josh Thompson

Of course two rich gay fat men want to talk to the producer on the show about late age wasps meandering aimlessly

Jordan Nunez

https://youtu.be/UulEsFPhIjY this might be a video you freaks enjoy

Carlos Luna

Tim go on lemon party 🍋 it's what the people want!!!!!

Aaron Mcclutcheon

Tim uploaded more content when he toured Australia no one liked the “on the road” excuse

Shawn Burns

Lump just isn’t funny, thanks for the ep tho PIG

Joseph C

MASH you fool!

Joe Garrett

Tim doesn’t read these you pigs get outside

Dan Merritt

I am from Cornwall Tim & it is a county not a village lol.. You should visit and see for yourself it’s like the UKs Florida without the mouse or any rides.

Oblong Aurelius

Starfish are rats of the sea

Robert Pfeiffer

The pig was Amazing in Hershey. Like a tent preacher wrestling with the devil him self.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"The woman was in the wr-" "I didn't say it was you" "No she was in the the wrong"

Elliot Cruickshank

Kump should be a once a month guest

Ian

Fucking awful Tucker impression pig

Matt Ruiz

I don't understand the Ray Kump hate? I think the Kump episodes are funny

Nick Shpak

The pig gives us peasants an extra Kump episode and everybody's throwing a fit? It's a country of rats

Zach James

And... we wish you well.

Zach James

I would binge the SHIT out of that

Zach James

Yet here you are paying him...

Zach James

More Ray! People who don't understand him can enjoy the hell they live in.

Seymour Buetts

Less Ray, less videos, more rants

Jon Udell

Really enjoyed listening to Tim shit on old bad TV. As a veteran soundmiver/boom operator on many show this really tickled me. I actually worked with a few of the Golden girls on the Loveboat remake with Robert Urich.... talk about shitty TV!

Clinton Body Count

Ahhh yes the long winded way to say the Jews did 9/11

Clinton Body Count

Take your $5 and shove it up your ass. Ben is a weird closeted Christian fundamentalist who will probably murder his wife before the year is over.

Clinton Body Count

5$

Lance

Hilarious name if they ever team up together again

essentialworker

Tim is yelling at the Taco Bell employee makes him fatter than Ray

Dragos Burghiu

Ray!! Stand up to that witch, Tim.

Jorge Espinha

It's odd how conspiracy thinking has an appeal to the very dumb (celebrities) and the very intelligent (Tim or Joe Rogan).

NateHiggersAKAyouranrightintothisoneChrissy

Thanks for being late again and giving us something I’ve already heard. You’re the best you diaper wearing retard.

Nigel

I don’t pay for the Rothschild episodes…but here I am I guess for some reason. I guess the pig really did replace Ben with a heroin addict off the streets. Who’s running this show

Abuelito

Then respond with an antiarab fear campaign, 24/7 propaganda for years and a land war in a half dozen countries that had nothing to do with it, but who conveniently were amongst the last handful of nations whose financial systems were not owned by the 3000+ year old, extremely well documented ethnic supremacist movement that openly and publically controls the global financial systems, ALL media, education and industry.

Abuelito

try setting 2000 gallons of diesel on fire next to thousands of tons of ibeams encased in cement/asbestos and see how fast the steel 500 feet below fatigues and fails.

Cade

You and ray have raised me right

BIG_FATTY_HOOTER

I’m for sure cancelling now. Constantly late and always tries to make it like we are the bad guy if WE have a problem with it. You lazy fuck. You don’t do patreon correctly. This made you rich and you don’t respect it like you should. I hope you spill béchamel in your Bentley we bought you.

Omar Arbid

Can’t believe people are still talking about this shit. We wish Ben the best!

Erik Madden

Remember when king pig would record in his hotel room? Put a mic in front of your face and make us laugh about what happened this week you fat fuck

Kenjamin

We don’t understand. Not one of us.

Arthur L

Fill me with Tim & Ray slop till explode please.

Tj Turner

Fire does not melt steel it will heat It andl make it glow orange at that point it looses any integral strength in the steel. Watch metal working or watch someone use a cutting torch then you will understand how it happened.

Victor Karakokkinos

Kump episodes are the best

Pod Castables

Ah the wanna be but not even close cum town.

Alex

Last ep of Yannis Pappas hour patreon was fire asf

Handsome twink

I know I’m a pig but I don’t even want this slop. Cmon Tim.

Jorge Espinha

😆

Jorge Espinha

Be Best hermano!

B_n4sty

this ^^^

Jorge Espinha

A good one. Specially the Rosie O Donnell bits, but the free one was better. Undiluted Tim beats the guest episodes all the time

Dr. Juice

Another Ray!!! 🙌 If you ever run out of ideas, you & Ray can always do Mystery Science Theater 3000 for every episode of Golden Girls

Jake Meulbroek

it gets better towards the end

Jake Meulbroek

I cried laughing at Ray’s spy interview 😂

Vicious Teknique

🐐

Jonathan

Lemon party is just 3 people saying retard for 1 hour

M F

Goodbye

Benjamin I Romsdahl

I'm canceling this patreon subscription to make room in my budget for Lemon Party. #FireTim

Josh Bartlett

R a y C O M P T

Mean Mike

Nice of you to turn up chubby checker and the fat boy

Sam Stich

Da boyz

Oscar Delgado

That shit is lame support kump

Ether

RAY KUMP: “They’ll put you in jail, you’re this fat…” 🤣😭😭😭

Ether

1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, 1&1, done.

Alex Gullen

A free Rothschild episode for the scum. Sure I’ll take it 😁

Austin Z

Support lemon party. Wtf is this? The pig has gotten too fat

Callie franklin

My hometown is known for producing exactly one famous actress. Park Overall. She moved back home and is currently our local conspiracy theorist that lives in the woods.

Bobbie Roberts

If this Rothchild I'll stay with my measly 5$

Ani

Why are the pigs discussing old tv shows that none of us have heard of? This is not fun & I expect fun from Raymond episodes

You

Yay Ray

Daniel James

Let the road pay for Tim's lifestyle

osushii 🍣

let’s goooo

zippy zipster

Free episodes better then the paid, all good , love them all

Bdon

Tim has been trash for about year or more now.

Bobbie Roberts

"Appreciates our understanding " well now we know he really is gay 🕺😁🙌😂 and pretending to be a real estate agent his favorite people 😂

David Eric Ricketts

Thanks for the peak behind the Rothschild curtain for a minute.

Michael Hudson

Kump and Tim are truly something special

Andrzej Rybszleger

Looks like it

BrooklynBorn

Keep showing visuals and playing TV clips on Patreon you pigcake.

ZombieRapture

Listing top sitcoms and not including married with children in the top is criminal

Omar Villaire

what a faggot

Lana

God how I’ve missed Sir Kump

Snazzy Monkey

Did he accidentally give the whole episode?

Queefs galore

Every Kump episode is immediately archived in the Library of Congress and the transcript studied on the linguistics department at MIT.

Casey Tubman

Wow with Kump. Sad

Casey Tubman

Holy shit holy shit he’s Fr!

Taylor Soderquist

Ray on SoundCloud truly ain’t bad

Nick Bryant

A Kump classic

Queefs galore

2 whales 1 bay

C. McCallister

Fantastic

Jose Pena

Thank you

noel martin

no

Fat JC

Bill Gates schtupped a young bridge player and tried to cover it up with world War 3

la5

the fat piggy has fallen far

xSynergy

Piggy’s about to go into the pot!

Thomas Bradbury

Oink oink bitches

Cam Bam Thank You Ma’am 😘

Freeeee rothyyyyy

Jama

OMG RAY!

Sam Mackey

Reeeeee reeeeeeeeeee 🐷🐷

Jama

I’ll on Listen to this on my flight tmmr let me know how this goes

Philip Ebanks

Ray!!!!! Thinking it’s lovely! Can’t wait to hear it!

Emerson Powell

First of the piggies